WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.279 --> 00:00:02.279 Sponsor, sponsor! 00:00:03.900 --> 00:00:06.760 Yes, ah ah, ah 00:00:07.180 --> 00:00:07.960 Finally 00:00:08.180 --> 00:00:10.520 Aimcontrollers.com, baby. 00:00:10.800 --> 00:00:11.920 That's right. 00:00:12.120 --> 00:00:14.440 They designed a controller. It's very premium. 00:00:14.440 --> 00:00:16.700 Look at that, it matches my chair 00:00:16.860 --> 00:00:24.160 Not only can you customize your own design and make it very sexy like this one, but it also feels very premium. 00:00:24.300 --> 00:00:30.440 It's got all these kinds of textures on it. You know, it just feels good in your hands. What can I say? 00:00:30.480 --> 00:00:37.100 What's cool about this, is that you guys are gonna be able... I'm giving you this opportunity, that's right, 00:00:37.100 --> 00:00:44.120 To design the official (this is just a prototype) design of the PewDiePie controller 00:00:44.200 --> 00:00:51.120 Which will be sold worldwide, baby! [hell yeah] So check out the link description for this webpage. It works better on computer. 00:00:51.640 --> 00:00:54.509 Basically, it's very simple. You can just upload any picture.. 00:00:55.140 --> 00:00:57.740 See?!? Already this looks insanely good. 00:00:57.780 --> 00:01:00.520 You can customize the grip texture color, 00:01:00.960 --> 00:01:03.920 You can customize the paddles in the back, 00:01:04.060 --> 00:01:06.260 Anything on this baby, you can customize, 00:01:06.260 --> 00:01:09.380 So, I want you guys to be creative, (you) can be artistic, 00:01:09.380 --> 00:01:14.980 You can make meme-worthy ones, (you) can even change the text on the back and (on) the front and write whatever. 00:01:14.980 --> 00:01:18.800 I'll write my gamertag 'iloveass2', I'll pick the winner next week. 00:01:19.300 --> 00:01:25.640 So, submit your designs and again.. Thanks aimcontrollers.com for sponsoring this video. Very nice product. 00:01:25.860 --> 00:01:30.100 Check it out. Now without further ado, Let's jump into it. 00:01:30.380 --> 00:01:38.240 (LWIAY Theme Song) 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:45.830 Alright, since reddit has changed now, I'm just gonna go from top to bottom from now on. "Instead of fighting an Indian" 00:01:45.830 --> 00:01:50.860 "Why not become one? I am NOT Indian, by the way." Thank you for clarifying 00:01:50.870 --> 00:01:57.919 "I am an Indian and this is on trending here. Don't worry pewds. We got you. Just title your next video as" 00:01:58.470 --> 00:02:04.910 "Jai Hindi (hail India) and put the Indian flag in the thumbnail and click" 00:02:05.420 --> 00:02:08.940 "bait the title as "I am half Indian"" 00:02:09.560 --> 00:02:13.000 "Watch it blow up." I feel like this is bait 00:02:13.880 --> 00:02:15.880 to put me in trouble 00:02:16.410 --> 00:02:22.429 But I also think it's a great clickbait, so it cancels out. Alright, we'll try this out 00:02:22.590 --> 00:02:29.660 You better not be trolling me. I swear to God. In case you don't know the context, that's right, this channel is at war 00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:31.770 We're at war everybody 00:02:31.770 --> 00:02:39.199 Against the Indian. The Indian Channel T-Series is about to overtake this channel in just the span of a few months 00:02:39.840 --> 00:02:40.860 Jai Hind 00:02:40.860 --> 00:02:46.740 "-Humility is a virtue. I don't want to be the biggest channel. -That is why it must be you" 00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:49.280 I'm pretty sure there's a lot of channels 00:02:49.650 --> 00:02:53.060 More appropriate than me to be number one 00:02:53.060 --> 00:03:00.619 And I'm pretty sure it's not me and I'm pretty sure it's not T-Series, ok? This guy said it was his last day 00:03:01.350 --> 00:03:03.350 Sorry 00:03:03.750 --> 00:03:05.989 McDonald's merch, that is awesome 00:03:05.989 --> 00:03:07.989 (kills memes) 00:03:08.900 --> 00:03:10.900 Upgrade 00:03:11.360 --> 00:03:13.700 Absolute MADLAD 00:03:13.820 --> 00:03:16.580 I finally made it into the LWIAY and made 00:03:16.640 --> 00:03:22.100 PewDiePie smile, I will cherish this moment forever. That is not a smile 00:03:22.380 --> 00:03:25.420 Ok, I didn't smile. Ok, so whatever 00:03:26.040 --> 00:03:31.579 Whatever moment of happiness, you got just delete it. Ok, cuz it gave me nothing 00:03:32.370 --> 00:03:39.920 Nothing. He said on LWIAY he would bring it back. Maybe he forgot. Let's remind him again. Oh, yeah. Next week! 00:03:41.580 --> 00:03:49.130 Ok, we're doing the... We're doing the controller thing , alright. Let's do that first, then the week after we'll do the green screen 00:03:49.130 --> 00:03:51.130 Okay, what is this? 00:03:54.080 --> 00:03:56.260 This is not PewDiePie lore, okay 00:03:56.300 --> 00:04:02.140 Out of all things that we put in the videos to create lore 00:04:03.209 --> 00:04:04.800 This? 00:04:04.800 --> 00:04:11.839 This is what you're focusing. Yeah. Okay. No, you got us they we have to I get the joke, but for real 00:04:11.840 --> 00:04:18.320 Why does the mirror the video, it's obviously a call or help. Okay, I don't mirror the video for anything 00:04:18.320 --> 00:04:23.260 It means nothing. Okay, stop reading into nothing, Jesus 00:04:23.480 --> 00:04:28.240 The absolute madlad. "Gave myself a ticket so that they won't" 00:04:29.700 --> 00:04:34.900 Okay, this is not worthy of absolute madlad. 00:04:34.900 --> 00:04:40.060 Madlad, perhaps. Okay, I do this all the time. That's right 00:04:40.800 --> 00:04:46.250 If you ever get a ticket, just save it and then put it on your car so you won't get another one 00:04:46.250 --> 00:04:51.830 Although it doesn't work cuz they give you another one anyways. Ligma died of ninja. What's ni- 00:04:55.320 --> 00:04:57.320 You know he's married, right 00:04:57.419 --> 00:05:02.089 the Curious Case of Felix Kjellberg. Late 2017 00:05:02.610 --> 00:05:04.610 early 2018 00:05:05.610 --> 00:05:07.610 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:11.209 He's becoming part of the nine year old army himself 00:05:11.210 --> 00:05:15.829 Once we have defeated all the Indians and I have transformed into a nine year old myself 00:05:15.840 --> 00:05:23.780 I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. This is how we count years on the Pewdiepie Channel. Ten years old 00:05:24.300 --> 00:05:31.579 Nine years old plus one. Bonus year, bonus year. That's right. I am nine plus 00:05:33.270 --> 00:05:37.040 Twenty one bonus years. Damn, I'm really old, Jesus 00:05:38.430 --> 00:05:39.510 Wait 00:05:39.510 --> 00:05:41.510 Twenty... No, wait 00:05:41.610 --> 00:05:48.950 19, 19 bonus... Math, how does it work? Nineteen? I said 19. I said 19. Shut up. The gang is all here 00:05:49.940 --> 00:05:54.940 We are all taking a stance against the Indians on YouTube. 00:05:55.040 --> 00:05:58.660 T-Series must be stopped. This is just some sort of joke 00:05:58.660 --> 00:06:04.760 Okay, it's not just about me being the biggest subscribed channel. It's about doing what's right. 00:06:04.880 --> 00:06:07.460 We have Mr.Beast on our side. We have 00:06:08.450 --> 00:06:11.680 Well, apparently Jake Paul's on our side. Vladimir Putin 00:06:12.890 --> 00:06:19.599 All right, fine. Kim Jong-Un... I didn't know he had a Twitter. Logan Paul is on our side. Wow, amazing. Thank you 00:06:21.200 --> 00:06:23.979 What a strong army of nine-year-olds 00:06:29.330 --> 00:06:36.160 Petition to change up votes and down votes into brofist and T-Series. Petition denied 00:06:36.280 --> 00:06:41.140 Okay, but then Australians will have brofist as down vote. 00:06:41.140 --> 00:06:45.780 With the wedding getting closer, let's remind- Stop reminding me of stuff. 00:06:47.000 --> 00:06:49.660 I say a lot of things. Okay. Stop hopping 00:06:50.300 --> 00:06:51.430 What I say now 00:06:51.430 --> 00:06:51.700 Oh 00:06:51.700 --> 00:06:54.400 It's this one. "Have to wear a full-body 00:06:54.890 --> 00:07:00.430 Leotard on your wedding day or have the person you are marrying wear the full body-" 00:07:01.010 --> 00:07:03.010 Please guys, please 00:07:03.020 --> 00:07:05.020 No 00:07:06.080 --> 00:07:11.530 All right, you can remind me all you want, the date hasn't happened yet 00:07:12.230 --> 00:07:18.879 I never back out on my word. I'm a man of my word. I always do everything I say I will 00:07:22.560 --> 00:07:25.070 Anyone... Any of y'all think Mr. Beast 00:07:25.070 --> 00:07:27.880 should make a video of him making 00:07:28.520 --> 00:07:32.380 Ten- A hundred thousand YouTube accounts to subscribe to Pewdiepie. 00:07:32.500 --> 00:07:41.160 Pewdiepie's subreddit wants me to do this but what these nine year olds don't realize is I've been doing this all along. How do you think he became one? 00:07:41.160 --> 00:07:45.580 Well, do a better job then, Jesus Christ. Mr. Beast, please 00:07:46.110 --> 00:07:51.080 Amp up the pace, man. Come on. Oh, there it is. Someone already made it for me 00:07:51.600 --> 00:07:52.740 Perfect 00:07:52.740 --> 00:07:55.440 It looks awful, but I'll take it. I'll take it. 00:07:55.620 --> 00:07:59.920 Scientists have developed the first telescoping contact lens 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:04.639 This lens is capable of zooming your vision three times 00:08:04.639 --> 00:08:08.959 All we asked for was to exit YouTube while playing music 00:08:10.740 --> 00:08:12.330 Oh 00:08:12.330 --> 00:08:13.470 my god 00:08:13.470 --> 00:08:17.749 It was me all along. Does anyone know what happened to this channel? 00:08:17.749 --> 00:08:21.900 Like they're just deleting their videos now. But why, what is the reason. 00:08:21.900 --> 00:08:26.420 There is an Indian conspiracy, I swear, it is 00:08:27.750 --> 00:08:29.750 I don't like this 00:08:32.789 --> 00:08:36.619 Who's voting for T-Series, what is this? 00:08:48.250 --> 00:08:49.960 Actual footage of 00:08:49.960 --> 00:08:51.070 pdp-10 00:08:51.070 --> 00:08:58.890 challenging T-Series. Since T-Series is kind of like Indian vivo, it doesn't count. Yes, it does! Yeah 00:09:00.010 --> 00:09:02.489 We need to stop before it's too late 00:09:02.830 --> 00:09:03.330 People are talking about T-Series like it will take over and I say nay, Indians 00:09:09.160 --> 00:09:11.200 Try again next time 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:12.190 Okay 00:09:12.190 --> 00:09:18.749 That's it for this week's Lawa. As always, thank you guys for posing all the memes. I very much appreciate it. It's always fun 00:09:18.750 --> 00:09:23.400 I'm so proud that we have this community and I can't wait to see where you guys are gonna 00:09:23.680 --> 00:09:31.470 Submit for the aim controller design. Should we do the highest voted one wins? I feel like that one just makes it I 00:09:32.740 --> 00:09:39.330 Don't know. Yeah. Sure. Let's do that. Thanks for smashing like and subscribing. I'll see you guys tomorrow with another video