WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.405 --> 00:00:00.905 *Pewds trying to be Jake Paul* 00:00:00.905 --> 00:00:02.515 DAB ON THEM HATERS! 00:00:02.520 --> 00:00:04.880 *REPEATING SATAN'S PRAYER* 00:00:04.880 --> 00:00:06.420 Hey, how's it going bros? 00:00:06.420 --> 00:00:09.620 my name is PEWDIEPIE! Jake- I'm a Jake Pauler now 00:00:09.620 --> 00:00:13.420 me and Jake; full disclosure, have talk in the DMs 00:00:13.525 --> 00:00:15.265 we are friends now, okay? 00:00:16.545 --> 00:00:19.135 for- for real I did speak to Jake 00:00:19.135 --> 00:00:22.195 after I did my video, the first one 00:00:22.195 --> 00:00:28.235 and he seems like an alright dude (sure thing bruh) while talking to him 00:00:28.280 --> 00:00:30.500 I was like this guy is not so bad, but now 00:00:31.080 --> 00:00:34.200 the world seems to be after my man, 00:00:34.200 --> 00:00:37.180 Jake Paul, JP; and I'm not okay with it 00:00:37.260 --> 00:00:38.740 cause I'm a Jake Pauler, danmit;okay? 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:43.560 you guys don't understand, the dab on them haters 00:00:44.085 --> 00:00:47.545 I'm sure all you guys know all 00:00:47.585 --> 00:00:50.035 the stuff that's going on, for some reason 00:00:50.035 --> 00:00:53.075 what everyone's talking about. Personally I couldn't care less, okay? 00:00:53.075 --> 00:00:56.085 i'd rather learn how to say the name of 00:00:56.085 --> 00:00:59.180 all the pokemons backwards and what their mothers' and fathers' name was 00:00:59.180 --> 00:01:01.215 and their ancestry, okay? 00:01:01.215 --> 00:01:04.105 I'd rather memorise all that shit 00:01:04.105 --> 00:01:06.575 but for some reasons, I know all this shit that's going on 00:01:07.125 --> 00:01:09.835 I have found something that will shock you 00:01:10.095 --> 00:01:10.985 okay? 00:01:10.985 --> 00:01:13.505 we're gonna get there, but first, in case you don't know 00:01:13.505 --> 00:01:16.535 what's going on, I need to fill you guys in 00:01:16.535 --> 00:01:19.005 my wahmen, JP, he's a prankster 00:01:19.005 --> 00:01:21.435 he's an absolute savage 00:01:25.145 --> 00:01:26.145 00:01:28.465 --> 00:01:31.445 he plays crazy pranks on the people in his house 00:01:31.565 --> 00:01:34.235 the people in his life, and that's 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:38.000 just savage and if you don't like in you can dab away 00:01:38.240 --> 00:01:42.520 *jumpscare* 00:01:42.840 --> 00:01:45.215 NO NO NO NO NO 00:01:45.215 --> 00:01:48.155 don't do it to Nick Crampton, my man 00:01:48.155 --> 00:01:51.185 the only person I love more than Jake, is Nick 00:01:51.965 --> 00:01:52.965 don't do it! don't do it! 00:01:53.185 --> 00:01:54.185 don't do it! don't do it! 00:01:54.580 --> 00:01:57.360 00:02:00.120 --> 00:02:05.260 *SNORLAX ATTACK* KILL HIM! FUCK HIM UP!FUCK HIM UP NICK! 00:02:05.780 --> 00:02:09.020 he died, he died everyone (AMEN) okay let's get to the point 00:02:09.025 --> 00:02:12.455 there's been this news report that came out about Jake 00:02:12.605 --> 00:02:13.605 I'm sure you've seen it 00:02:14.440 --> 00:02:16.020 in case you haven't, let's watch 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:44.200 * news footage of a group of apes that escaped from a zoo* 00:02:44.780 --> 00:02:47.900 he said sociopath? hahha 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:57.200 how is he not kick- wait - he rents it? he rents the house? 00:02:57.200 --> 00:03:01.180 How is he not kicked out? how? I got kick out for being loud for 00:03:01.180 --> 00:03:04.240 like five minutes TWICE, I've been kicked out three times 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:06.600 how the hell do you do it Jake? 00:03:06.600 --> 00:03:07.740 see that's my man, Jake 00:03:07.745 --> 00:03:10.225 he knows how to not get kick out , I'm not on that level 00:03:10.225 --> 00:03:13.375 00:03:13.375 --> 00:03:16.315 00:03:16.315 --> 00:03:18.205 00:03:19.705 --> 00:03:21.195 auh why does he talk like that? *pewds cringe* 00:03:23.905 --> 00:03:26.335 00:03:26.335 --> 00:03:27.945 00:03:27.945 --> 00:03:29.505 00:03:29.505 --> 00:03:32.175 00:03:32.175 --> 00:03:34.565 00:03:36.925 --> 00:03:39.285 00:03:39.285 --> 00:03:40.835 00:03:41.285 --> 00:03:44.215 that word just completely - it died with that girl 00:03:44.215 --> 00:03:46.905 00:03:46.925 --> 00:03:49.745 00:03:49.745 --> 00:03:52.700 00:03:52.700 --> 00:03:55.220 HOW? how is he not kicked out? I don't want- 00:03:55.220 --> 00:03:57.860 I don't want him to get kicked out but how in the fuck is he not kicked out? 00:03:57.865 --> 00:04:00.435 Jesus Christ! 00:04:00.435 --> 00:04:03.495 00:04:03.495 --> 00:04:06.485 00:04:06.485 --> 00:04:08.985 00:04:09.825 --> 00:04:12.215 00:04:12.215 --> 00:04:15.085 do they live there everyday...bro? 00:04:15.245 --> 00:04:18.385 *pewds so proud of his pun* 00:04:18.385 --> 00:04:21.855 00:04:22.075 --> 00:04:24.795 00:04:24.795 --> 00:04:26.785 00:04:26.785 --> 00:04:29.865 00:04:29.865 --> 00:04:33.005 00:04:33.005 --> 00:04:36.025 00:04:36.025 --> 00:04:38.995 00:04:38.995 --> 00:04:40.065 00:04:45.065 --> 00:04:46.065 00:04:46.415 --> 00:04:49.545 I feel like I'm getting sick again, it's coming 00:04:53.955 --> 00:04:56.415 OH, there's no way- 00:04:56.420 --> 00:04:58.740 there's no way it can get worst 00:04:58.740 --> 00:05:00.440 00:05:10.955 --> 00:05:13.215 I don't know how to respond to this 00:05:13.215 --> 00:05:15.445 I am so overwhelmed with the cringe 00:05:16.120 --> 00:05:19.165 it's like the meme was dead before it even began 00:05:19.165 --> 00:05:23.700 I remember first hearing it and "oh, that's a joke? okay that's cool." 00:05:25.380 --> 00:05:27.660 00:05:30.595 --> 00:05:33.585 so after this news media thing came out 00:05:33.585 --> 00:05:36.595 Jake Paul decides to do the noble thing 00:05:36.595 --> 00:05:39.675 and apologize to his neighbors 00:05:39.675 --> 00:05:42.785 00:05:42.785 --> 00:05:44.275 but you can't 00:05:44.845 --> 00:05:48.025 film people in Los Angeles without their consent 00:05:48.040 --> 00:05:50.680 it's very strict rules around there 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:55.140 I'm sure Jake didn't know , but at the same time, 00:05:55.180 --> 00:05:56.860 neighbors file eavesdropping complaint 00:05:56.860 --> 00:05:59.040 against Jake Paul says 00:05:59.125 --> 00:06:02.275 JP secretly recorded conversation during apology 00:06:02.275 --> 00:06:05.315 so there's clearly this whole thing going on between the neighbors 00:06:05.315 --> 00:06:07.255 they don't like him 00:06:07.255 --> 00:06:09.885 Jake Paul is just dabbing on them 00:06:09.885 --> 00:06:11.815 then the unthinkable happens 00:06:13.940 --> 00:06:15.980 00:06:16.820 --> 00:06:19.940 the team 10 bus 00:06:20.060 --> 00:06:22.160 got destroyed on the freeway 00:06:22.480 --> 00:06:24.895 and here's Jake Paul suspicion 00:06:24.900 --> 00:07:06.200 * a bowl of old overcooked ramen talking * 00:07:06.460 --> 00:07:08.740 Jake, you do realize that 00:07:09.340 --> 00:07:12.335 this potential homicide- you know 00:07:12.340 --> 00:07:15.355 if they actually tried to kill you, you need to call the cops 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:18.325 it's not a meme after that, 00:07:18.325 --> 00:07:20.900 you can't 00:07:21.725 --> 00:07:25.035 if someone takes the screws out of your tires 00:07:26.105 --> 00:07:27.685 you have to (even Pewds can't help the level of stupidity ) 00:07:28.915 --> 00:07:30.325 that's potential murder 00:07:30.325 --> 00:07:32.905 I know people gone to jail for murder for doing that 00:07:33.245 --> 00:07:34.835 you can't just 00:07:35.285 --> 00:07:37.485 get away 00:07:37.485 --> 00:07:40.375 that's not bragging material anymore, that's some serious fucking shit 00:07:40.375 --> 00:07:42.785 if that's true , but I have 00:07:44.305 --> 00:07:45.455 some evidence 00:07:45.805 --> 00:07:48.805 to speak differently, Jake, I need to look after you 00:07:48.805 --> 00:07:52.060 I can't hold this information back any longer 00:07:52.160 --> 00:07:55.940 now I know you have some drama with your brother, Logan Paul 00:07:56.080 --> 00:07:59.600 Jake Paul posted this picture of Logan Paul 00:07:59.600 --> 00:08:02.480 when he was younger , when he went through an emo phase 00:08:02.480 --> 00:08:05.695 Logan Paul, shakingly angry, made 00:08:05.695 --> 00:08:07.675 a diss track as a response 00:08:07.675 --> 00:08:10.725 where he made out with Jake Paul's 00:08:10.725 --> 00:08:12.925 ex girlfriend, let's watch 00:08:13.395 --> 00:08:15.615 00:08:16.635 --> 00:08:17.635 00:08:18.635 --> 00:08:19.635 00:08:19.695 --> 00:08:20.695 00:08:21.280 --> 00:08:22.280 00:08:33.860 --> 00:08:35.280 *cringe attack* 00:08:36.800 --> 00:08:37.800 oh my god 00:08:38.515 --> 00:08:41.245 I don't know what's worst, the fact that he did it 00:08:41.245 --> 00:08:43.395 or the fact that he thinks it's cool 00:08:44.020 --> 00:08:45.180 like, I know there's the whole bro code 00:08:45.180 --> 00:08:48.040 or whatever , you're not supposed to go with the same girl 00:08:48.040 --> 00:08:50.715 I never gave a shit about that , I think it's stupid 00:08:50.715 --> 00:08:53.575 like who gives a shit but it's his brother 00:08:53.575 --> 00:08:54.725 okay? 00:08:54.865 --> 00:08:57.685 and the fact that he think it's cool to get his ex girlfriend and 00:08:57.685 --> 00:09:02.340 "fake kiss" on a music video is so fucking cringe 00:09:02.340 --> 00:09:11.160 *another cringe seizure* 00:09:11.340 --> 00:09:12.340 00:09:16.775 --> 00:09:17.775 00:09:20.955 --> 00:09:23.655 that's almost as bad as 00:09:23.655 --> 00:09:26.825 kissing the same girl as your dad 00:09:26.845 --> 00:09:28.765 like who the fuck would do that? 00:09:29.125 --> 00:09:32.135 00:09:32.135 --> 00:09:34.485 00:09:35.400 --> 00:09:36.400 00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:40.680 OH NO! 00:09:41.660 --> 00:09:42.660 00:09:43.125 --> 00:09:44.125 OH NO! 00:09:44.465 --> 00:09:47.445 00:09:47.445 --> 00:09:49.325 00:09:49.325 --> 00:09:52.185 00:09:52.185 --> 00:09:54.595 00:09:56.495 --> 00:09:57.535 00:09:58.235 --> 00:09:59.235 00:10:03.560 --> 00:10:06.180 do you imagine kissing the same girl as your dad? 00:10:06.760 --> 00:10:09.380 that's just so fucking weird, so fucking weird 00:10:09.740 --> 00:10:10.740 oh god 00:10:12.115 --> 00:10:13.115 fuck 00:10:15.645 --> 00:10:17.715 that's so fucking weird, I don't 00:10:17.715 --> 00:10:19.465 can you imagine being the dad 00:10:19.955 --> 00:10:23.015 fuck man , I don't , sorry let's go back to 00:10:23.015 --> 00:10:25.815 okay, their car got crashed , okay? 00:10:25.815 --> 00:10:28.695 the neighbors tried to kill them and what was - 00:10:28.695 --> 00:10:31.735 but no one is paying attention to Logan Paul's response 00:10:31.735 --> 00:10:34.555 let's watch 00:10:34.555 --> 00:10:37.555 00:10:37.560 --> 00:10:40.580 00:10:40.580 --> 00:10:43.620 GO BACK ON THAT ONE! WHAT DID HE SAY? 00:10:43.620 --> 00:10:45.520 00:10:45.920 --> 00:10:49.060 take the log knots out of the wheels of his car 00:10:50.300 --> 00:10:53.160 take the log knots out out of the wheels of his car! 00:10:53.165 --> 00:10:55.145 he should take- the neighbors 00:10:55.145 --> 00:10:57.915 the neighbors should do it 00:10:57.920 --> 00:10:58.760 again! 00:11:00.700 --> 00:11:03.515 00:11:03.515 --> 00:11:06.605 00:11:06.605 --> 00:11:09.395 00:11:09.855 --> 00:11:10.855 JAKE PAUL 00:11:11.340 --> 00:11:13.620 YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO KILL YOU! 00:11:13.640 --> 00:11:16.420 there's something fishy here, okay? 00:11:16.420 --> 00:11:22.540 Logan Paul tried to kill his brother, I have solid evidence right here 00:11:23.180 --> 00:11:25.180 00:11:25.740 --> 00:11:27.100 that's very interesting 00:11:27.100 --> 00:11:29.700 00:11:29.705 --> 00:11:32.595 00:11:32.745 --> 00:11:35.055 THAT'S GOD DAMN RIGHT JP! 00:11:35.975 --> 00:11:37.445 FAKE NEWS MEDIA 00:11:38.105 --> 00:11:40.865 what is this timeline? Jake Paul is talking about 00:11:40.865 --> 00:11:41.915 fake news 00:11:43.375 --> 00:11:44.675 Jake Paul 00:11:45.395 --> 00:11:48.865 isn't all brat, it has been confirmed not (((ourguy))) 00:11:49.005 --> 00:11:51.575 he's talking about fake news 00:11:51.575 --> 00:11:54.375 and if you're not convinced yet, keep watching 00:11:54.375 --> 00:11:56.945 00:11:56.945 --> 00:12:00.305 up into the right 00:12:00.855 --> 00:12:02.155 the right! 00:12:02.475 --> 00:12:04.245 up and it's going up into the right 00:12:05.215 --> 00:12:06.905 Jake Paul confirmed Nazi! 00:12:07.835 --> 00:12:10.495 I knew it , I knew it! 00:12:10.495 --> 00:12:12.835 my man JP confirmed Nazi and 00:12:12.835 --> 00:12:14.875 if you don't think so yet 00:12:14.875 --> 00:12:17.175 Jake Paul exits Disney Channel's "Bizaardvark" 00:12:17.180 --> 00:12:20.260 mid-season, Jake Paul got fired from Disney! 00:12:21.460 --> 00:12:24.420 Jake Paul, I'd never thought I would say theses words 00:12:24.880 --> 00:12:27.880 welcome to the family, come here buddy! 00:12:27.885 --> 00:12:29.675 come to daddy! YEAH BOY! 00:12:30.965 --> 00:12:33.705 I'm proud of you, son! God damn proud of you boy!