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點解？（湯米·維索）

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點解世界咁多仇恨？

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我哋應該互相愛對方－點解咁講呢？－如果有好多人都係咁

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世界更美好呀－諗諗佢(okay)

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但係唔得。你班人硬係就要憎對方（點解你咁講呢？）我整咗一條關於我最鍾意嘅

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youtuber嘅片。睇下啲dislikes，我而家就讀下啲留言

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等你哋班人明白下，作為youtuber嘅我所承受嘅

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痛苦同折磨

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同埋記住。。。

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如果好多人都愛對方，世界更美好

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哈哈，你以為自己好好笑？

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咪傻啦

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條片啲views只係夠用嚟交今個月啲租咋

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哈哈哈哈哈

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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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呢條友真係覺得我會交租？

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挑

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真係笑死我喇。

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點解你咁有錢？點解你唔駛俾錢買嘢食？
收聲啦契弟！

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我會打爆你！

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我會屌柒你！

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你死X開啦！第一，Nick唔係肥。第二，JP永遠都勁過你

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你知道我心靈一定會受到特殊嘅打擊

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當你set你哋個icon。。。

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做一隻毛鬙鬙嘅天使狼 (wtf?)

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準備菊花俾人屌爆啦，困。。因維

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我係一隻（你噏乜春？）

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真係好錯

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個comment真係好錯，我唔知由邊度開始講好

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好心你就咪搞Jake Paul啦！

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男人老狗以為自己係最叻嘅youtuber。

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如果我要揀我最鍾意嘅youtuber，我一定唔會揀你囉!

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（Pewdiepie心靈受到一千點傷害）

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大佬，唔該你吖

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頭五都有掛？頭十喇。

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頭十我都接受喇Nathan，求下你！

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Jake Paul係最犀利嘅臭雞！

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標點呢家嘢，真係好重要

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你而家係叫緊JP做臭雞

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停止暫停啦 (wtf?)

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同埋Jake Paul串爆你

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我對他們描述過如此之多，而你的下一個時間10正在尋找你。

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仆街喇！

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唔制！

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唔好再係時間十

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邊個都好，唔好係時間十

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同埋你係撚樣

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（Pewdiepie心靈再受到一千點傷害）

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哈哈，俾個叻你

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如果你係JP嘅Fans，請俾趣

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解點咁多人鍾意呢條友?佢都唔好笑。解點會有咁多人？

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解點咁多人鍾意呢條友?

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我可能唔好笑，但係你個comment真係笑死我

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屌你，Peediepie

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嘩神呀，Pewdiepie

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你淨係識蝦人你應該講JP

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唔係其他Team Ten成員你冇權話Nick Crompton話佢係

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肥就好似我冇權話你樣衰但係我都照講因為你低死

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Taylor Munoz起晒鋼咁喎屌

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同埋我想同Nick Crompton講對唔住

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佢係我見過最靚仔嘅標本

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我真係想擺佢落個鑊度煎下佢

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你知邊個先至係肥仔嘛？你唔好笑呀收皮啦！你好廢，你好

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白痴，Jake Paul 好過你多多聲

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你應該返鄉下耕田，唔好再講粗口，我個friend話你「期」實

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係同緊「治」己講粗口，同埋你好乞人憎

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惡魔樣X7 + 唔知咩樣X ？？

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耶穌基督！

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係可愛仔嘅，個留言係真係可愛仔嘅

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請收看盧根嘅「盧根串爆你」

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無錯，我細佬炒晒車，但係佢都有佢張迪士尼嘅合約

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嘩！！！！！！！

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嘩屌！呢兩兄弟真係起晒鋼。

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屌！我都好想有返之前張迪士尼合約

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。。。屬於你嘅地方

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細路枱，細路枱

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好大嘅電視

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係架勢過我哋張枱嘅，但係我哋又唔係比緊賽

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我唔明點解你唔po呢條片，呢條片好過你段咩everyday bro咁多

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細路枱，細路枱，屬於你嘅地方

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細路枱，細路枱

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你唔同意？

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細路枱，細路枱，屬於你嘅地方

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細路枱，細路枱

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佢叫呀B

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真係好撚正

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吖！真係正，屌！

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居然出到迪士尼合約呢招

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屌！

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起碼佢識得點Rap吖！

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啱呀！

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Kendrick Lamar，「起碼JP識得點Rap」

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你哋唔好再喺未完全知道

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JP係幾咁有屈機同原始嘅才華

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嘅情況下批評佢，如果你覺得上到迪士尼係傻仔嘅

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唔係囉，我從來冇咁諗過

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我哋喺星星上許願，雪人就變Olaf

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細路枱，細路枱，屬於你嘅地方（Pewdiepie做乜9？）

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咦，等等先...聽到你啲片得一百至四百萬人睇過，我都有啲心噏

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但係你呢條片擺咗Jake Paul上枱後，居然有一千萬人睇過

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真係令人難以撚置信

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你講得啱。我好少片係過一千萬views

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係幾陰功嘅，搞到我要擺啲人上枱

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Jake Paul可能就係最好嘅youtuber

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可能仲好過你添呀Pewds，佢半年內多咗五百萬個subs，即係每月

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即係每月每月多過五十萬

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你知啦，我就真係未試過喺半年內

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多咗五百萬個subs，從來都冇發生多過一次

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你知。。。

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我就真係未試過咁好彩，你知啦，我之前真係未試過

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我都未試過半年內有過一千萬subs

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我之前真係未試過

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你啲片正垃圾，收皮啦仆街傷殘人士！

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頂！

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啲人真係起晒鋼，嘩，耶穌！

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頂唔順pewdiepie成日以為自己好好笑

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佢真係派晒膠

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我鍾意Jake Paul

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佢只係唔抵得Jake多views過佢

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佢仲要話埋Nick， 但係自己就流哂口水

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如果佢咁想講人哋嘅，應該自己整返首串爆歌

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佢都智障嘅，佢淨係想擺Jake上枱，但係盧根狗喺IG有更多followers（跟住翻唔到。。。）

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(正式宣佈Pewdiepie痴咗線。。。）

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我希望佢整返條片關於呢個鬧爆佢嘅Comment

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其實我有咁做

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我唔鍾意你講Jake Paul, 跟住就巴巴巴巴巴

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唔好再講人哋啲Youtuber

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因為你唔係老細，同埋你統領。。。

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同埋你統領Youtube界

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嘩，真係正到爆，你終於講返啲啱聽嘅嘢

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你唔係統領×

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啊，屌！

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呢個真係好戇居，Jake同Team Ten一日內搞掂首MV嘅歌詞

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但係就俾你哋恥笑

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我覺得Felix佢都係唔抵得Jake整到首真正嘅歌出嚟姐

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我都試過整歌囉，Okay？

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我整咗好多首，雖然係唔太好聽，但係起碼我冇周圍晒自己點勁點勁

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佢會唔會就係。。。

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被選中嘅人呢？

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當你唔想再著

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女性內衣

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當你唔再理，人哋點樣睇

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我做咗好多on9嘢

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只係想上位

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只係想上位

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俾下我上位

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我就真係唔想著

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我都唔想反應過度

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我唔想同on9仔一齊拍片

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我真係唔想食

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Youtube嘅臭雞，Youtube嘅臭雞

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我含撚搏上位

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兄台（Pewdiepie)

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你成個57歲嘅呀伯咁，過返啲正常人生活啦好嘛

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「唔太諷刺嘅係」，你都似57歲喎

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做乜鳩？（Pewdiepie傻笑）

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我幾鍾意佢Skip咗唯一唔係完全垃圾嘅兩part (Martinez 雙胞胎同埋Chase嗰段）

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其實我cut晒係因為我真係覺得好辛苦。
我嗰時係病緊拍片

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我覺得唔舒服到一個地步，係連我都唔想拍落去

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我嗰陣Chur爆自己，但係實際上

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我唔理

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我覺得係一條客觀上好差嘅一條片。恥笑佢係幾開心嘅

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就好似【The Room】咁

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點解你咁講呢？

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恥笑條片係真係幾開心嘅

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我唔係話憎條片

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但係個個都覺得，好似。。

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個個細路仔都痴曬線咁

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望住，我知道你係Youtube之王，但係屌你啦

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我係Jake Pualer嘅永遠榮譽擁躉

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屌你，屌你，我好撚憎你，我好想你死

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講得幾好

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收皮啦pewdiepie！第一，你youtube名叫「同性戀的Pewdiepie」

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乜撚嘢嚟？

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大哥！你就唔可以搵其他人。。。

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其他名，偏偏就叫Pewdiepie，Jake Paul都起碼有個正常啲嘅名

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跟住你就嘗試Rap

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大哥，你話笑死唔笑死？唔好再Rap啦，整下你對眼，嗰把係槍，大哥

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唔係撚呀！屌！你應該搞下你對眼，你唔係好有錢咩？

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你條撚樣，連搞下對眼都冇錢，跟住你又想恥笑

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佢啲Friend，大哥你痴咗線，乜撚嘢，冇人會想理9你

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就算佢肥，佢溝女都叻過你，你望下你自己

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再同我講嘢啦，你樣似同性戀，聲似同性戀，你以為你自己。。。

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好啦我收皮喇

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（Pewdiepie呻吟）

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我好慶幸我冇睇到一個Youtube頻道

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你講緊啲乜撚嘢？

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我好慶幸我冇睇到呢個女人嘅Youtube頻道

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你講緊啲乜撚嘢？

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你嘅

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其實我唔理

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好似有好多無謂嘢搞嚟搞去，搏提高頻道知名度

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好容易就被人搞埋一份

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我明

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你整9段關於呢樣嘢嘅片

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佢哋就會屌9你

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擺你個名上去，榨盡你嘅知名度，跟住你又做返同樣嘅嘢

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係容易嘅，係容易有點擊率嘅，明顯地你想咁做啦

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Jake Paul，我曾經都on9過

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好撚ON9，我原本都有過好年輕嘅粉絲年齡層，但係

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當你有年輕嘅粉絲時，佢哋睇你會好唔同

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你做錯，佢哋唔會屌9你，佢哋仲好包容你，係好事嚟

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但係同時亦都搞到你做錯事，都會以為自己做得啖

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作為過來人，第一次喺youtube咁多人憎我嘅時候

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我都係好似盲咗咁，我回應係。。。

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屌柒你

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我搵錢都多過你，你憎我但係又帶俾我更多點擊率

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然而我睇到J Canell同 Paul Gang班人都係咁諗

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你知嗎，如果你係想咁嘅，你咪去做囉！但係咁樣係好串咀同好

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幼稚，我知道因為我都係過來人，所以我明白

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我唔理你哋啲on9嘢，我唔理你哋憎唔憎我，我乜嘢都唔理

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我見到有嘢幾好笑嘅，咪拍片俾下反應

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無論點，段片夠鐘完

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遲啲見啦，我親愛嘅家庭成員

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你哋就好似我屋企人咁

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失陪一陣，我有其他重要嘢做

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我係個好忙嘅Youtuber

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