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為什麼??

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為什麼世界上這麼多仇恨QAQ

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我們應該愛惜彼此阿

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*你怎麼這麼說?(´=ω=`)*

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如果大家互相愛惜

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世界會變成一個更好的居住地

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想想看吧

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但事實不是這樣 你們憎恨彼此

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*你怎麼這麼說?(´=ω=`)*

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我用尊重的心做了一個談論我最愛的YouTuber的影片

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但看看多少人按不喜歡

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我來讀一些留言好惹

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讓你了解我身為一個YouTuber需要忍受多少痛苦

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記住喔

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如果大家互相愛惜 世界會變成一個更好的居住地

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*哈哈*

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*你覺得你很好笑喔 才怪勒*

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*pewds中槍*

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*這支影片只是為了賺點閱率 好讓你付房租而已*

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(･∀･)

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(`∀´)

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(`∀´)Ψ

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這小鬼還以為我付房租勒

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天真又可愛

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*如果你那麼有錢 怎麼不付我食物*

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媽的閉嘴ಠAಠ

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我會了結你!!(`A´)

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我會毀滅你

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*給我滾 第一點,Nick才不胖*

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*第二點,Jake Paul永遠都比你好*

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我每次都會很痛苦...

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當有一個化身下凡...

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還是一個毛茸茸狼天使的化身...

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(準備好被打爆吧 因為我是個特立獨行的婊子)
*準備好被打豹吧 音餵我是個特例犢型的錶子*

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*放大*

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*縮小*

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*放大*

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*縮小*

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這也太...

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(´∀`)

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這留言好多地方都好奇怪喔

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不知道該從何說起

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*別搞Jake Paul啦*

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*你還以為你是最棒的YouTuber勒*

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*如果得選一個我最愛的YouTuber 我才不會選你*

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喔~~~~糟了

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拜託一下啦

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至少列進前五名嘛 拜偷

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前十好了 我能為你接受前十,Nathan!

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你行行好QWQ

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*Jake Paul是最讚的婊子*
(他應該想說"Jake Paul是最讚的,婊子!")

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(´∀`)

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逗點很重要好嘛

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你基本上是在說Jake Paul是最讚的婊子

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*不要再暫停他的歌了 還有Jake Paul把你嗆爆了*
(詳見pewds在6/6發布的影片)

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*我跟他們說了很多 而你是下一個 Pewdiepie*

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*Time10在找你喔*
[他想說TEAM10(Jake Paul的團隊)]

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靠邀(´∀`)

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不要是Time10阿 除了Time10誰都好

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*還有你是機掰人*

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*pewds中第二槍*

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啊哈~騙到了(･∀･)

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*如果你是Jake Paul的粉絲就按讚*(1個讚)

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*為麼這多人喜歡這個人啊 他根本就不好笑*

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"為麼這多人"??

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"為麼這多人喜歡這個人啊"

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我也許不怎麼好笑 但這留言還真幽默

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(´∀`)

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*去你的 PEEDIEPIE!!!*

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*天啊 Pewdiepie*

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*你真是個惡霸 你應該嗆Jake Paul就好*

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*不要嗆TEAM10的其他團員*

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*你沒有權利說Nick Crompton很......胖*

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*就跟我沒有權利說你醜一樣 但我這樣說是因為你活該*

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*pewds把"活該"說錯*
*就跟我沒有權利說你醜一樣 但我這樣說是因為你活該*

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老天 Taylor Munoz同學是動真格欸

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夭壽(°Д°)

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還有我很抱歉 我跟Nate Crompton道歉

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他是我這一生中看過最漂亮的樣本了

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我好想把他丟進油鍋裡炸

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*你知道誰才胖嗎?你一點都不好笑 別再說謊了 你壞壞*

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*你這垃圾!!!Jake Paul比你好多了*

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*你應該退出YouTube 不要再說髒話了*

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*我朋友說如果你再說髒話的話 有種就跟你...*

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*...你自己說阿 還有你壞壞~~~~~*

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*惡魔臉X8 $@%#@^$%...*耶穌基督阿

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有點可愛 我很...很可愛呢這留言

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*看一下Logan(Jake Paul哥哥)的饒舌對嗆*

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*因為我弟在胡來 但他還是有迪士尼合約*

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(°A°;)

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夭壽喔!Paul兄弟也動真格了

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幹 好希望我的迪士尼合約還在喔(´･ω･`)

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*...你的歸屬*

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(Jake Paul演的迪士尼情境喜劇歌曲)
*小孩桌 小孩桌 巨大電視*

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*好吧那還不錯 但我們沒有要比賽*

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*然後雪人活過來*

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為什麼你不PO這首阿 Jake 這首的饒舌好多了
*然後雪人活過來*

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*小孩桌 小孩桌 你的歸屬*

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*小孩桌 小孩桌 你能不同意?*

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*小孩桌 小孩桌 你的歸屬*

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*小孩桌 小孩桌 她叫做Brie*

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好嗨阿!(･∀･)

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太讚了 媽的 喔!

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我一定要把迪士尼合約拿回來 媽的

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*至少他知道怎麼饒舌*

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沒錯啦 Kendrick Lamar(說唱歌手)

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至少JP知道怎麼饒舌

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*大家別再批評JP了 要體諒他...*

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*那強烈而生疏的才藝阿!*

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*如果你覺得上迪士尼頻道很雷...*

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不...不我從來沒...小的怎麼敢(´･ω･`)

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*我們向 星星許願 然後雪人活過來*

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小孩桌 小孩桌#@#%@$
*小孩桌 小孩桌 你的歸屬*

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*等等 抱歉你的影片只有1~400萬個點閱率*

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*但這個影片因為有Jake的名字破千萬點閱*(6/6的)

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*是不是覺得很不可思議?*

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不 你是對的 我幾乎沒有影片破千萬點閱

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*吸*

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我也很掙扎 我真的很需要把別人的名字放在標題上

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*Jake也許真的能成為最好的You...*

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*...YouTuber 也許會比你好喔 pewds*

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*他在半年內獲得500萬訂閱 那比每個月...*

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(´∀`)

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*那比每個月達成50萬訂閱還高欸 還高欸*(對他打兩個)

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因為我從來沒賺過500萬訂閱...

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...在六個月之內

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那絕對沒發生過

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也絕對沒發生很多次

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它就是...

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我從來沒那麼幸運過...因為沒人達成過 好嗎

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我絕對也沒有在半年內達成1000萬訂閱過

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那才沒達成過呢(你啊)

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*你的影片內容跟屎一樣 他媽閉嘴 你這殘廢王八蛋*

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(´∀`)

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該死

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人們真的很生氣欸 天啊

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*真的沒辦法忍受Pewdiepie以為自己很好笑 他超尷尬的*

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*我超愛Jake 他生氣是因為Jake的點閱率比他還多*

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*他還敢說Nick 明明Pewdiepie自己看起來就像受飢荒*

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*如果他想說別人壞話就應該做一個對自己的饒舌對嗆*

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*他根本是智障 他只是把Jake的名字放在@#%@#$%!*

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*pewds你在說什麼...*

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*希望他在看到酸民留言後拍一個影片*

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哇我還真的做了(´･ω･`)

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*我不喜歡你一直講Jake Paul..*

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吧啦吧啦吧啦吧啦吧啦吧啦吧啦吧啦

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*不要再講其他YouTuber了*

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*因為你不是老闆 你統治全...*

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*你統治全世界的YouTuber*(酸民智障程度不分國界...)

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很好啊 酷喔

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*(更正)你不統治*

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(`A´)

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槓!!

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*其實這超蠢的 Jake和整個TEAM10在一天內作詞作MV*

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*都是笑話啦*

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*我覺得Felix只是在忌妒 因為Jake能真正做一首歌*

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我有在一天之內做過歌好嗎 還做過很多呢

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雖然也沒很好啦 但至少我不會吹噓得好像我很厲害一樣

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*他會是...*

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*命中注定的那一位嗎??*

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*當你不想再穿 女性內褲時*

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*當你不再在乎其他人的眼光*

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*我幹了很多蠢事*

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*為了得到注意X2*

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*你們給我看過來*

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*我其實不想穿上它*

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*我根本就不想要過度反應*

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*我其實不想跟小孬孬拍片*

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*我其實也不想吃那個*

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*YouTube婊 YouTube婊*

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*為點閱率吸屌...*

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*老兄 (Pewdiepie)你看起來已經57歲了*

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*清醒一點吧*

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諷刺的是 你看起來也57歲了

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三小啦

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(´∀`)

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*我喜歡他只跳過歌裡的兩個部分(Martinez雙胞胎和Chase的)那兩段不完全是垃圾*

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好喔 我...

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基本上大部分MV被剪掉是因為我當時受夠了

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我在拍那部影片時病得很重

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我當時感覺超糟的

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我其實也沒有很想拍

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我太努力想拍了...然後

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事實上 我不怎麼在乎...就像

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我覺得那是個超糟的影片

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比較像是為了好玩而做 像隨便扎根

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*你怎麼這麼說?(´=ω=`)*

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就感覺很好笑阿(´･ω･`)

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我也沒帶怨恨或仇恨語氣阿

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但大家就是他媽...像小孩一樣不知道在瘋幾點的

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*聽著 我知道你是YouTube之王 但去你的 我永遠是他的粉絲 去你的 去你的 我恨死你*

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*我希望你去死*

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=_=

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還不錯喔

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*閉嘴啦 你的頻道名字超GAY Pewdiepie是尛名字阿老兄*

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*你難道不能找一個...*

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*...其他Pewdiepie之外的名字嗎*

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*Jake Paul至少有一個正常名字*

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*還有你饒舌那一段 你害我快死了 以後別再饒舌*

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*眼睛睜大看 那不是老二 是槍 天殺 去看眼睛啦*

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*你不是很有錢嗎 婊子承擔不了眼科費用喔*

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*然後你還嘲笑...*

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*念不下去*

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哦...(´∀`)

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*...不兄弟 你還嘲笑他的舞步 跟本沒人會鳥你...幹*

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*如果他不胖就一定能比你得到更多婊子*

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*看看你自己 說話啊老兄*

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*你看起來很GAY  聽起來也很GAY 你還以為所有...*

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*因為你...*

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好了我沒辦法再念下去了

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ಠAಠ

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*我很慶幸我沒有看一個YouTube頻道*(?)

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啥...你想說什麼

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喔...*我很慶幸我沒有看她的YouTube頻道*

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你到底...你到底在說誰啦

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*你的!!*

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(´∀`)

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我其實也不在乎

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看起來有太多紛亂了

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全部都為頻道增添助力

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很容易風引潮流

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我懂了

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你為這個做了九支影片

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然後他們因為你

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為了點閱率在標題上放你的名字而生氣

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然後你自己再做同樣的事ಠ_ಠ

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這很簡單啊 知道嗎

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馬上賺到點閱數 你當然會接受

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JP

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我懂了

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我以前也有這種弊病

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超嚴重的

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我以前也有年齡層低的粉絲群

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我覺得...

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當你的粉絲年齡層偏低 他們看你的眼光會很不一樣

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他們不會批評你 就算你做錯事也一樣

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他們包容你很多 這固然是件好事

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ㄜ...

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但是

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你可能就會盲目的一直犯錯

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就經驗來說 這是我第一次在YouTube受酸名打擊(喔是喔)

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我也跟他們一樣盲目 但是我的回覆會...

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完完全全的嗆爆你們(`∀´)

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我錢還是賺得比你們多 你們來酸我反而幫我增加點閱率

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我也在Jake和他的粉絲身上看到差不多的回應

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你知道嗎 那是他們想做的 隨他們...但是

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這種行為很傲慢...也很...

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幼稚

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我會知道是因為我以前也是傲慢又幼稚

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所以我現在了解了

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我不在乎紛亂 我不在乎仇恨 不在乎所有事

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(´∀`)

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如果我看到有趣的事 我還是會去做啦

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隨便啦 以上就是我想說的...ㄜ

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待...待會見囉 我的家人

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我真愛的家人(●’ω`●)

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你們對我來說就像家人一樣

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恕我失陪 我還有其他正事...要辦

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人家可是很忙的YouTuber呢

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*...水力學 這個鉅額花的值得*

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*我們向 星星許願 然後雪人活過來*

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*小孩桌 小孩桌 你的歸屬*

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*小孩桌 小孩桌 你能不同意?*

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*小孩桌 小孩桌 你的歸屬*

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為這首歌Dab一下啦
*小孩桌 小孩桌 你的歸屬*