WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.660 Ey Mannen. 00:00:00.660 --> 00:00:01.540 (Slavic mode ACTIVATE) 00:00:01.540 --> 00:00:02.800 Skrattar du, 00:00:03.160 --> 00:00:04.340 förlorar du! 00:00:04.760 --> 00:00:05.380 MANEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:00:05.500 --> 00:00:06.000 That intro 10/10 - IGN 00:00:06.200 --> 00:00:07.520 The rule is simple. 00:00:07.520 --> 00:00:08.700 If you laugh, 00:00:08.740 --> 00:00:10.440 you will lose. And uhhh... 00:00:10.540 --> 00:00:15.060 (Swedish) And believe me, you do NOT want to lose, Man 00:00:15.060 --> 00:00:17.060 (Actual Swedish) If you lose you will go out with five whip lashes 00:00:17.680 --> 00:00:18.340 Okay 00:00:18.780 --> 00:00:20.780 Okay, let's do this! 00:00:20.780 --> 00:00:22.780 Have you accepted the challenge? 00:00:22.780 --> 00:00:26.620 Very well, let's see if you can beat this challenge. 00:00:26.760 --> 00:00:37.380 (upbeat Japanese dance music with singing) 00:00:37.380 --> 00:00:42.600 (Pewds embraces inner Japanese) 00:00:42.660 --> 00:00:44.940 (Swedish) So far I have not laughed 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:45.960 How did you go? 00:00:45.960 --> 00:00:47.160 How did it go for you? 00:00:47.160 --> 00:00:48.280 So far, so good. 00:00:48.280 --> 00:00:50.280 So far, so good everybody. 00:00:54.200 --> 00:00:55.730 - What is it General? 00:00:55.730 --> 00:00:58.240 - My Lord, the fleet has moved out of light speed. 00:00:58.340 --> 00:01:00.140 - Comm scan has detected an energy field- 00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:02.640 Oh, it's one of these. 00:01:04.040 --> 00:01:05.200 (Chuckle that is definitely not a skrattar.) 00:01:05.880 --> 00:01:08.300 - Commscan has detected an energy field protecting i- 00:01:13.760 --> 00:01:15.640 (Still totally not a skrattar) 00:01:19.260 --> 00:01:20.260 (okay, fine, THAT'S a skrattar.) 00:01:20.940 --> 00:01:21.800 God damn it! 00:01:22.020 --> 00:01:22.520 (poods has lost) 00:01:24.120 --> 00:01:27.180 God damn it, well done editing that. That's classic. 00:01:29.460 --> 00:01:31.080 Commscan has detected an energy field- 00:01:33.240 --> 00:01:36.340 Simpl- simple editing can really make such a huge difference. 00:01:36.340 --> 00:01:37.940 Well done, whoever did that one, 00:01:37.940 --> 00:01:42.960 you're probably not watching, but I'm just saying well done, because I like giving compliments... 00:01:42.960 --> 00:01:46.200 Because I am such a... (in swedish) good person, man! 00:01:46.220 --> 00:01:51.000 So I had a "relatively small piece" of the company, and what happened is- 00:01:51.060 --> 00:01:54.460 Wait a second, you were chairman of the board! You were chairman of the board! 00:01:54.460 --> 00:01:58.140 I was chairman, but I didn't run the company. I had nothing to do with running the company 00:01:58.140 --> 00:02:00.600 Management was- You were paid two million dollars a year. 00:02:00.600 --> 00:02:02.500 Excuse me, I didn't run the company, I'm just telling you 00:02:02.580 --> 00:02:04.480 So what were you paid two million dollars a year for? 00:02:04.480 --> 00:02:07.600 (incoming bullshit) Now let me explain- excuse me! Because of my genius, okay. 00:02:07.680 --> 00:02:09.600 AYY, hey bazinga! 00:02:09.940 --> 00:02:14.380 *Poods Gibberish* Oh! Oh! Oh! why- why did you get paid 2 million dollars Trump...*unintelligible* 00:02:14.380 --> 00:02:15.320 *Mumbling and fake crying* 00:02:15.320 --> 00:02:20.700 If you get paid two million dollars for doing nothing then yes, you are a genius, I will go as far as say that 00:02:20.800 --> 00:02:22.280 (incoming WSJ article about poods supporting Trump.) 00:02:22.460 --> 00:02:23.460 Listen to this fucking... 00:02:23.460 --> 00:02:24.020 *oof of realization* 00:02:24.040 --> 00:02:27.400 Oh my god. I've become... Edit that out. Jesus Christ. 00:02:27.560 --> 00:02:32.400 *mock crying* Why did you get paid 2 million dollars meeeh 00:02:32.480 --> 00:02:35.500 Look at the look of intensity on My anus (?!) 00:02:35.540 --> 00:02:38.260 The question is...Can seven get inside My Anus?! 00:02:38.260 --> 00:02:40.160 My Anus is gonna to be careful of a liver kick. 00:02:40.290 --> 00:02:42.360 This is not where My Anus wants to be. 00:02:42.360 --> 00:02:44.520 My Anus is most comfortable on the ground! 00:02:44.520 --> 00:02:46.010 Not a good place for my anus to be... 00:02:46.110 --> 00:02:48.169 Myanus loosen- loosen up a little here! 00:02:48.169 --> 00:02:51.840 We know, Pat, that My Anus can take a pounding and comeback. 00:02:51.900 --> 00:02:54.560 Interesting to see, My Anus getting a little acrobatic. 00:02:54.560 --> 00:02:56.800 My anus wants to take him there, take him into the deep water. 00:02:56.800 --> 00:02:58.540 So far so good for My anus. 00:02:58.840 --> 00:03:02.420 Semmen did say yesterday; He has enormous respect for My anus. 00:03:02.660 --> 00:03:03.600 *Pewds falls apart* 00:03:04.300 --> 00:03:06.460 This is where My Anus wants to be, Pat! 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:10.100 My Anus didn't quite have the time on the ground that he wanted. 00:03:10.560 --> 00:03:12.060 Double jab my Anus. 00:03:12.660 --> 00:03:15.140 My anus's movement has been superb here. 00:03:15.720 --> 00:03:17.100 MY ANUS IS TAKING P U N I S H M E N T! 00:03:17.460 --> 00:03:19.800 ohh... I'm such a 12 year old god damn it. 00:03:19.920 --> 00:03:22.340 What's his name? My An- Ain? 00:03:22.340 --> 00:03:23.040 (Its "Danny Mainus") 00:03:23.040 --> 00:03:27.500 Why would that be his name? My...I understand like Mai, 00:03:27.500 --> 00:03:29.620 but is his last name actually Anus? 00:03:29.720 --> 00:03:30.220 (no.) 00:03:30.320 --> 00:03:33.160 Maybe Anis like Anis, my Anis? 00:03:33.160 --> 00:03:33.660 (Almost there...) 00:03:33.660 --> 00:03:39.080 You have dickhead parents, no wonder you get into boxing or UFC fighting, whatever it's called 00:03:39.080 --> 00:03:44.360 I don't know. All I know is I would be able to beat them up, all of them, with these guns, baby. 00:03:44.360 --> 00:03:44.860 *swole AF. 00:03:45.320 --> 00:03:47.320 Kenan, let's watch some anime 00:03:47.700 --> 00:03:49.700 All right, what do we got? 00:03:50.820 --> 00:03:54.440 OOOOOOOOOOO! That's my kind of shit! 00:03:54.440 --> 00:03:55.180 *disappointed oh* 00:03:56.080 --> 00:03:57.960 Love is like a cock...tail. 00:03:58.440 --> 00:04:04.700 Anime really knows how to do romance properly, like I never seen before. I think I've seen that one, actually. 00:04:05.180 --> 00:04:06.500 What the fuck am I supposed to do? 00:04:06.740 --> 00:04:07.240 Oh... 00:04:07.500 --> 00:04:10.140 - Oh...cards? Oh shit! - *intelligible* good language first of all 00:04:10.480 --> 00:04:12.480 What do you say, we clear up our language... 00:04:12.480 --> 00:04:15.140 and try to talk to people in a nice respectful manner? 00:04:15.520 --> 00:04:16.580 Is that Chris-chan? 00:04:16.620 --> 00:04:17.940 - how about you suck my f- *oof* cock? 00:04:19.220 --> 00:04:21.520 Please see the Code of Conduct, you just got reported 00:04:22.020 --> 00:04:22.860 for... 00:04:23.560 --> 00:04:25.000 *laughter starts* 00:04:25.000 --> 00:04:26.720 So what am I supposed to do? 00:04:28.180 --> 00:04:31.360 Well man(?) you should've learned the game before you joined, huh? 00:04:31.500 --> 00:04:35.580 This is called, what? Charades. You know what Charades is about? 00:04:36.340 --> 00:04:37.700 I have NO idea. 00:04:39.300 --> 00:04:39.940 Hulp... 00:04:39.940 --> 00:04:41.200 I can't help. 00:04:41.200 --> 00:04:44.300 Dumb-dumbs, go back to the 'Dumb-Dumb' factory. 00:04:44.720 --> 00:04:45.520 Is this guy for real? 00:04:45.860 --> 00:04:47.000 Buh-bye. 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:47.940 *laughter* 00:04:49.000 --> 00:04:51.780 You're just a baby boy, you don't know any better. 00:04:53.000 --> 00:04:55.260 There's so many big buttons for you to press. 00:04:55.440 --> 00:04:56.680 *retarded laugh begins* 00:04:57.640 --> 00:05:01.620 *retarded laugh returns* All those big buttons. It's okay. 00:05:01.960 --> 00:05:03.260 I'm tickling you. 00:05:03.260 --> 00:05:04.920 Where you are the most ticklish? 00:05:05.640 --> 00:05:07.640 *retarded laugh doesn't know when to quit* 00:05:07.640 --> 00:05:08.500 Maybe right over here? 00:05:08.500 --> 00:05:09.080 *Pewds' noise of disgust* Tickle, tickle tickle 00:05:09.960 --> 00:05:11.600 *retarded laugh prevails for the fourth time* Tickle on the nipple. 00:05:13.200 --> 00:05:14.080 - Tickle on the ear. 00:05:14.080 --> 00:05:15.120 - Tickle on the nipple. 00:05:15.300 --> 00:05:16.420 Pewds: tickle on the nipple... 00:05:16.420 --> 00:05:18.420 - You're okay. Tickle on the nipple. - Oh my god. 00:05:18.420 --> 00:05:19.980 - Tickle on the ear. 00:05:21.620 --> 00:05:24.940 *crying* - Oh my fucking god. What the fuck just happend? 00:05:28.560 --> 00:05:35.560 That's so creepy! fucking weirdos... Was that Chris Chan? Can someone confirm? My god. Well, I definitely lost. 00:05:36.060 --> 00:05:36.640 (Spaghetti?) 00:05:36.840 --> 00:05:37.840 (whats with the music...?) 00:05:38.080 --> 00:05:39.580 (Wait...whats that?) 00:05:39.800 --> 00:05:40.720 (The fuck...) 00:05:40.840 --> 00:05:41.540 (wha... oh.) 00:05:41.720 --> 00:05:42.500 (oh god no.) 00:05:42.580 --> 00:05:43.080 (Please...) 00:05:43.320 --> 00:05:44.000 (Fuck that shit.) 00:05:44.060 --> 00:05:47.280 UUUWAAAAAAAAAARRRHHHHHHHH 00:05:51.780 --> 00:05:55.440 Don't ruin Bolognese for me, please. Why would you do...euh? 00:05:52.080 --> 00:05:55.100 Don't ruin Bolognese for me, please why would you did? 00:06:02.820 --> 00:06:06.000 UUUWAAAAAAAAAARRRHHHHH 00:06:08.720 --> 00:06:13.420 Come on man! Come on man! That's not cool, man! 00:06:46.480 --> 00:06:47.780 Wait, you what? 00:07:00.860 --> 00:07:04.460 Have you heard that meme, where th-the ting goes? BRRRRRRRRRRA 00:07:04.460 --> 00:07:07.900 It's funny, you should look it up. That's for another whole episode 00:07:10.180 --> 00:07:11.720 The heck is this? 00:07:16.400 --> 00:07:17.240 Me? 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:23.480 That's right! 00:07:25.320 --> 00:07:26.060 Oh! 00:07:35.280 --> 00:07:35.780 Yes! 00:07:38.080 --> 00:07:39.960 Never give up! 00:07:40.060 --> 00:07:45.520 This is the new 'Just do it!' guy... Japanese Shia LaBeouf. Never give up! 00:07:46.940 --> 00:07:52.700 Never give up! Let me see if I can do it. What are you doing? Never give up! 00:07:55.140 --> 00:08:00.660 Is that my phone? Do you know how fucking annoying it is? Can people just leave me alone...all the time? 00:08:01.080 --> 00:08:05.180 *It's Brule's Rules with Dr. Steve Brule* Oh no, I've seen this one. 00:08:05.440 --> 00:08:13.280 I'm Dr. Steve Brule will focus on genders, some people are boys and really want to be girls, some girls wanna be boys 00:08:13.640 --> 00:08:15.820 Just be happy with your vagina... 00:08:16.260 --> 00:08:17.640 you got it already! 00:08:17.860 --> 00:08:22.340 Don't have to make a new one, and if you got a penis just keep it on, don't cut it off! 00:08:26.600 --> 00:08:29.320 yOu goT iT aLReadY, dOn'T cUt iT oFf!1! 00:08:30.160 --> 00:08:32.560 You got! This is... This is a bathtub! 00:08:33.940 --> 00:08:35.020 (Russian Dub) Is Scott home? 00:08:35.020 --> 00:08:36.560 Eehhh... The thing is 00:08:37.540 --> 00:08:40.140 (approximately) Fucking hell! Fuuuuuuck! 00:08:40.500 --> 00:08:44.980 *epic slav dance music* 00:08:45.180 --> 00:08:50.580 Yes! These editing...are so good. That's like five different clips. 00:08:53.540 --> 00:08:54.380 Okay four. 00:08:54.700 --> 00:08:55.580 (its actually five) 00:09:00.120 --> 00:09:04.240 Cyka Blyat! Skrattar du förlorar du, that's what that means (no it isn't). 00:09:04.700 --> 00:09:09.280 *Weird ass laughter* 00:09:10.000 --> 00:09:11.120 Okay! 00:09:11.280 --> 00:09:15.380 *More weird ass laughter* 00:09:15.580 --> 00:09:20.060 Some of them might, you just don't understand. I don't understand what you want from me. 00:09:20.060 --> 00:09:21.980 "Let's face it the new YouTube sucks. 00:09:21.980 --> 00:09:23.980 It's just not as good as what it used to be." 00:09:26.060 --> 00:09:30.060 Yes! The Unregistered Hypercam 2! Yeah, this. 00:09:30.060 --> 00:09:33.800 *memories of 2009 YouTube intensify* 00:09:33.960 --> 00:09:34.760 So true. 00:09:34.880 --> 00:09:39.660 *nasally voice* Oh, the new YouTube sucks. Now you have to censor...we're fucking swear word. 00:09:39.980 --> 00:09:46.920 To be honest, yes, YouTube does suck and the Adpocalypse hit me pretty hard. It's terrible. I don't know what to do with myself. 00:09:46.920 --> 00:09:50.640 I'm gonna have to open a Patreon. It's getting real desperate :((( 00:09:50.780 --> 00:09:51.560 *Inhales* 00:09:51.680 --> 00:10:07.340 *Homestuck music* 00:10:07.680 --> 00:10:15.160 Why would you like, a fucking character from Splatoon. Like what kind of pathetic, waifu's that? 00:10:22.940 --> 00:10:24.940 Wait a minute. 00:10:26.020 --> 00:10:29.560 Oh! No no no no no. 00:10:30.160 --> 00:10:31.680 Aspetta (wait a second). 00:10:31.690 --> 00:10:38.700 I cannot have this video in the video, because YouTube will then say "no, no money for you Felix" 00:10:38.700 --> 00:10:42.400 And I'm like, but it's just an edgy joke about 00:10:42.400 --> 00:10:49.280 Suicide. Nothing wrong with suic- no. I'm gonna move on to the next video now. Skrattar du, förlorar du 00:10:49.290 --> 00:10:55.230 don't forget...Yeah, this fucking clip from Star Wars! Why was that in the film? 00:10:56.200 --> 00:10:57.520 Oh my go-arhha! 00:10:57.520 --> 00:11:04.560 And it's green, everyone is like, it's a reference to the first Star Wars, where he has blue milk. 00:11:04.560 --> 00:11:11.500 Well, then why the hell is it green milk, and why does he drink it? It's not funny. It's gross. Like, if you're a walrus... 00:11:12.100 --> 00:11:14.459 I-If you wanna milk a walrus, fine. 00:11:15.070 --> 00:11:22.439 Milk a walrus, you know? First of all, not to be all vegan all preachy and shit, but milk is disgusting, it's repulsive. 00:11:22.700 --> 00:11:24.580 You're drinking titty milk, okay? 00:11:24.580 --> 00:11:30.940 Maybe this is, like, a commentary on the fact that how disgusting that is. All the hormones based for 00:11:31.360 --> 00:11:38.320 calfs to grow strong. You're drinking that shit, no wonder you're growing man boobs...like a fucking weirdo. Fine! Okay, fine! 00:11:38.470 --> 00:11:40.560 You know what, milk is fine, okay? 00:11:40.560 --> 00:11:42.460 Let's just put that on the radar cuz I don't care... 00:11:42.460 --> 00:11:47.910 But you have a creature that sits up like a human being. It sits up like this... 00:11:47.910 --> 00:11:54.869 you don't see my crotch region now, but just imagine that there's four titties here and someone just sticks a can there and 00:11:55.600 --> 00:12:01.860 It's just disgusting, it's repulsive. It's double layers. There's too many layers, and the reference thing doesn't work. 00:12:01.960 --> 00:12:05.180 Have you like skrattat yet or not? Great. 00:12:07.040 --> 00:12:11.615 People keep posting this one. Look at this guys. "Dank.webm" 00:12:11.615 --> 00:12:13.140 🎵 Pour some sugar on- 🎵 00:12:15.240 --> 00:12:20.240 Oh my god, it was salt instead of sugar, because if you pour sugar on yourself... 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:26.959 it doesn't hurt, but salt really hurts. That is so dank. Oh my gah! 00:12:27.180 --> 00:12:29.779 That is hilarious. Oh my god. It was salt 00:12:29.779 --> 00:12:35.268 I mixed up the salt and the sugar. Oh my- how could anyone do that? Oh my god! 00:12:35.620 --> 00:12:40.340 Why am I criticizing jokes? I'm the unfunniest youtuber on this website. 00:12:40.340 --> 00:12:41.360 -Let's talk about your options 00:12:41.700 --> 00:12:42.460 -Okay. 00:12:42.500 --> 00:12:43.400 - Kel? 00:12:43.400 --> 00:12:44.189 - Yes? 00:12:44.189 --> 00:12:45.240 - Focus. 00:12:45.800 --> 00:12:50.202 - I am. Like, I'm listening to what you're saying, but I only hear what I want to. 00:12:50.202 --> 00:12:51.920 - That's just called 'being a woman'. 00:12:52.500 --> 00:12:55.180 Ooh! Thug Life! Haha, you're a wahmen. 00:12:55.380 --> 00:13:00.740 He's not respecting the wahmen, all right, okay? That's an outdated meme as well. 00:13:01.260 --> 00:13:04.120 Everything is just not funny. Nothing is funny. 00:13:08.400 --> 00:13:11.660 Well that was funny clearly. God damn it! 00:13:11.900 --> 00:13:13.680 So stupid XD 00:13:15.100 --> 00:13:16.620 CYKA BLYAT 00:13:18.400 --> 00:13:19.740 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 00:13:24.700 --> 00:13:26.080 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH 00:13:26.820 --> 00:13:31.900 Well that was, amazing, thank you. Thank you for that one, that was great. Thank you. 00:13:31.900 --> 00:13:33.200 uuuuuugh 00:13:33.200 --> 00:13:38.380 Okay, we finished the whole thread. Fantastic. That's two threads of garbage. 00:13:38.700 --> 00:13:39.860 omae wa mou 00:13:39.860 --> 00:13:40.660 shindeiru 00:13:40.660 --> 00:13:41.160 NANI 00:13:41.780 --> 00:13:44.220 *universe exploding holy shit* 00:13:45.000 --> 00:13:48.840 People are memeing Star Wars even the movie's not out yet. 00:13:48.840 --> 00:13:50.820 (japanese meme) 00:13:53.680 --> 00:13:54.900 That's how they should have had it. 00:13:55.040 --> 00:14:01.600 Imagine if that would happen instead of Leia just going, ''Im gonna sleep now for two hours, and then I'll be fine". 00:14:16.560 --> 00:14:23.360 Aww damn, it was just getting good dammit. Just love dancing. Okay. That was SKRA- 00:14:24.560 --> 00:14:26.520 TTAR 00:14:26.520 --> 00:14:27.320 DU 00:14:27.480 --> 00:14:28.520 FÖRLORAR DU 00:14:28.720 --> 00:14:29.320 MANNEN 00:14:29.340 --> 00:14:31.200 *inner slav* 00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:34.040 Thank you very much for watching another one. 00:14:34.740 --> 00:14:37.920 If you watch the first version of this video, congratulations, 00:14:37.980 --> 00:14:44.060 you watched the fam- the least "family-friendly" version. If you watched version 7, then ehhh 00:14:44.240 --> 00:14:46.600 I'm sorry, you probably didn't laugh at all. 00:14:47.180 --> 00:14:51.520 Humor is not advertisable, what are you thinking, you stupid? 00:14:51.640 --> 00:14:53.300 Thank you for leaving a like, let's get this one... 00:14:54.960 --> 00:14:56.400 to 'Trending'. 00:14:56.560 --> 00:15:01.380 I'm your host, PewDiePie, and I'll see you guys next time.