WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.900 Katy Perry has been all over YouTube lately to promote her new album 00:00:06.380 --> 00:00:09.060 "I am a white sup-remanist" 00:00:06.460 --> 00:00:09.060 "I am a white sup-remanist". 00:00:12.720 --> 00:00:13.760 no, it's called "witness" 00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:17.560 Now a lot of people have been hating on my girl, Katy Pay, lately. 00:00:17.560 --> 00:00:18.060 And I want y'all to know... 00:00:18.060 --> 00:00:24.000 ...if you mess with my girl Katy Pay, 00:00:23.300 --> 00:00:24.820 you're messing with me 00:00:24.000 --> 00:00:24.820 you're messing with me 00:00:24.820 --> 00:00:26.809 Because what you're doing 00:00:25.100 --> 00:00:27.100 Because what you're doing 00:00:26.809 --> 00:00:28.560 Is disrespecting women 00:00:27.160 --> 00:00:28.460 Is disrespecting women 00:00:28.560 --> 00:00:29.660 *sorry* 00:00:29.680 --> 00:00:32.720 WHAMEN, you're disrespecting whaman 00:00:32.720 --> 00:00:37.440 and, me, me, me, Felix, number one advocate for respecting whaman. 00:00:37.760 --> 00:00:39.960 im here, making this video... 00:00:40.140 --> 00:00:41.500 DEFENDINGGG ! 00:00:41.560 --> 00:00:42.060 wama-.. 00:00:42.060 --> 00:00:43.260 my favorite artist.. 00:00:43.560 --> 00:00:44.720 Kerry Perry. 00:00:43.820 --> 00:00:44.540 Kerry Perry. 00:00:44.720 --> 00:00:45.360 Kar Peri 00:00:45.360 --> 00:00:46.580 Katy Perry, 00:00:45.800 --> 00:00:46.600 Katy Perry 00:00:46.580 --> 00:00:47.440 care package inbound. 00:00:47.640 --> 00:00:50.920 The *first* thing I've seen when people talk about Katy Perry, 00:00:51.440 --> 00:00:53.780 Is her hair. She shaved her hair. 00:00:54.180 --> 00:00:58.120 "Why" people say, you looked way more attractive before 00:00:54.240 --> 00:00:57.680 Why people say, you looked way more attractive before 00:00:58.120 --> 00:01:00.160 Now you look like my grandma 00:01:00.160 --> 00:01:04.480 Katy Perry, didn't you make fun of Britney Spears for cutting her hair? 00:01:00.540 --> 00:01:04.480 didn't you make fun of Britney Spears for cutting her hair? 00:01:04.480 --> 00:01:07.980 (host) "she's back with music and is here at the grammys" (katy) "did I leave?" "Should I leave?" 00:01:08.120 --> 00:01:10.900 (host) "well the music, your music, there was a pause in your music for a moment" 00:01:10.900 --> 00:01:13.120 (katy) "yea, well thats called talking care of your mental health." 00:01:13.120 --> 00:01:13.620 (host) "how'd that go?" (katy) "uh, fantastic!" 00:01:13.620 --> 00:01:16.720 (katy) "and I haven't shaved my head yet" 00:01:16.720 --> 00:01:17.840 (host) I like your hair.. *Yeah we did too* 00:01:17.040 --> 00:01:17.840 - I like your hair 00:01:17.900 --> 00:01:20.080 But, really what she's doing here is 00:01:18.160 --> 00:01:20.560 But, really what she's doing here is 00:01:20.080 --> 00:01:21.640 is *not* making fun of Britney Spears.. 00:01:21.640 --> 00:01:25.340 And, she's not having a mental break down, just 'cause she's cutting her hair 00:01:21.920 --> 00:01:25.040 And, she's not having a mental break down, just 'cause she's cutting her hair 00:01:25.340 --> 00:01:28.400 she is actually copying my hair. *all facts* 00:01:28.800 --> 00:01:30.287 She hits me up in the DMs last night, I have evidences of it 00:01:28.940 --> 00:01:32.300 She hits me up in the DMs last night, I have evidences of it 00:01:30.287 --> 00:01:30.800 i ha- 00:01:30.800 --> 00:01:32.400 i have evidence of it 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:34.120 uh, she basically wrote 00:01:34.120 --> 00:01:36.120 yo dawg, it's ya boi 00:01:36.120 --> 00:01:38.120 kakakerryperry can i 00:01:38.140 --> 00:01:40.140 copy your hairstyle you look hella swaggen 00:01:40.140 --> 00:01:40.800 in it 00:01:40.800 --> 00:01:42.800 lit emoji lit emoji 00:01:42.800 --> 00:01:44.480 100%, 100% 00:01:44.480 --> 00:01:48.720 I of course said "No, Katy Perry, fuck off. This is my hairstyle" 00:01:44.820 --> 00:01:50.600 I, of course said, "No. Katy Perry, fuck off. This is my hairstyle", but she did it anyway. 00:01:48.720 --> 00:01:49.920 but she did it anyway 00:01:50.320 --> 00:01:54.740 I'm gonna let this one slide only because I have so much respect 00:01:50.960 --> 00:01:54.740 I'm gonna let this one slide only because I have so much respect 00:01:55.320 --> 00:01:56.800 For hhhwhamon 00:01:55.840 --> 00:01:56.800 Forhhh wahmon 00:01:56.800 --> 00:01:59.700 Now to promote Katy Perry's album, 00:01:57.000 --> 00:01:59.720 Now to promote Katy Perry's album, 00:01:59.700 --> 00:02:02.100 She's done a lot of interviews with different people. 00:02:02.400 --> 00:02:04.320 Err, there's one with famous 00:02:04.560 --> 00:02:05.360 Scientist?Uh, there's one with a famous 00:02:05.440 --> 00:02:06.320 Astronomist? 00:02:06.320 --> 00:02:06.900 What does he do? 00:02:06.900 --> 00:02:07.760 Wha -- What does he do? 00:02:08.240 --> 00:02:09.280 Astrophyscist. 00:02:09.280 --> 00:02:10.880 Ehh, Neil deGrasse Tyson. 00:02:10.880 --> 00:02:11.520 *I'm gay* 00:02:11.520 --> 00:02:12.480 - So, have a seat. 00:02:12.480 --> 00:02:13.580 - Thank you so much. 00:02:13.580 --> 00:02:14.320 - Oh my gosh. 00:02:14.680 --> 00:02:16.720 - Uhm, it's called StarTalk 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:16.720 Erm, it's called StarTalk 00:02:16.720 --> 00:02:20.160 And some people were saying, uh, "Katy Perry, you're a fucking idiot" 00:02:17.220 --> 00:02:19.960 And some people were saying : "Katy Perry, you're a fucking idiot" 00:02:20.340 --> 00:02:22.000 *laughter* (silently agreeing) 00:02:22.000 --> 00:02:25.040 But you don't understand Katy Perry like I do, okay? 00:02:25.040 --> 00:02:26.160 She's not an idiot, 00:02:26.160 --> 00:02:28.440 So when she asks questions like, 00:02:28.780 --> 00:02:30.780 - Is math related to science? 00:02:30.780 --> 00:02:32.500 *laughter* (yeah she's a bit stupid) 00:02:32.500 --> 00:02:36.520 I lo- I love how even Neil stumbles for a minute. He goes like, 00:02:36.520 --> 00:02:39.200 "What is this fucking bitch saying? ermuhf Math related to science?" 00:02:39.320 --> 00:02:41.140 - Is math related to science? 00:02:41.140 --> 00:02:42.440 *screech* "BITCH WHAT THE FUCK" 00:02:42.440 --> 00:02:43.960 And then he's like, "oh yeah," 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:45.780 "I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, I gotta hold it" 00:02:45.780 --> 00:02:46.880 "Hold this shit together." 00:02:46.880 --> 00:02:49.560 A lot of people say there's no stupid questions. 00:02:49.680 --> 00:02:53.200 I say: "100%, you can ask stupid questions." 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:56.860 I remember in school the teachers would always say, "all right, no stupid questions." 00:02:56.860 --> 00:02:58.860 And then everyone would just raise their hand 00:02:58.860 --> 00:03:00.920 Asking a bunch of stupid fucking questions. 00:03:00.920 --> 00:03:04.060 If you wanna ask stupid questions, don't waste my goddamn time. 00:03:04.060 --> 00:03:06.460 Because I have no stupid questions. 00:03:06.460 --> 00:03:07.760 My mind is 00:03:08.100 --> 00:03:09.400 *pause* 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:10.320 So advanced, 00:03:10.640 --> 00:03:12.640 So technologically pure, 00:03:12.640 --> 00:03:19.160 That I would never in my life ask such a stupid fucking question like, 00:03:19.160 --> 00:03:21.420 "Is math related to science?" 00:03:21.420 --> 00:03:22.380 Is math 00:03:22.380 --> 00:03:24.000 related to science. 00:03:24.560 --> 00:03:25.960 What. The. Fuck. 00:03:26.140 --> 00:03:27.880 - Is math related to science? 00:03:27.940 --> 00:03:31.140 "IS MATH RELATED TO SCIENCE?" 00:03:28.620 --> 00:03:30.900 "IS MATH RELATED TO SCIENCE ?" 00:03:31.820 --> 00:03:33.500 WHAT. THE. FUCK?? 00:03:33.820 --> 00:03:35.220 That is the dUMbEsT-- 00:03:35.660 --> 00:03:36.640 I'm sorry, sorry *ahem* 00:03:36.640 --> 00:03:40.500 Some people are making fun of Katy Perry for making this statement, and it's horrible. 00:03:40.900 --> 00:03:42.900 Okay? There's no stupid questions. 00:03:43.140 --> 00:03:43.640 *Yes there are....like "is math related to science?"* 00:03:43.780 --> 00:03:47.160 Okay? There's never been any stupid questions. (liar) 00:03:47.740 --> 00:03:50.100 - Most people who could be born, 00:03:50.980 --> 00:03:53.960 - Will never be born. Will never even exist. 00:03:54.640 --> 00:03:55.660 - So the fact that-- - Like sperm? 00:03:56.380 --> 00:03:56.880 *screech* BITCH 00:03:57.260 --> 00:04:01.120 Oh my God, Katy Perry you're so... "Like sPERM?" 00:04:01.120 --> 00:04:03.120 *laughter* *remember kids, always wear a condom* 00:04:03.320 --> 00:04:04.520 I ... Bless, 00:04:04.520 --> 00:04:08.160 Pewds: Bless you. God Bless. - Okay, yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. One gets in... - I mean it's science, 00:04:08.220 --> 00:04:10.100 - ...The rest don't. - So where do they go? 00:04:10.100 --> 00:04:11.000 - ＴＨＥＹ＇ＲＥ　ＤＥＡＤ． 00:04:11.000 --> 00:04:13.800 *laughter* 00:04:14.540 --> 00:04:15.660 Ohh... xD 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:17.700 I love how straightforward he said that. 00:04:18.500 --> 00:04:20.260 T H E Y ' R E F U C K I N G D E A D 00:04:20.280 --> 00:04:22.200 - So where do they go? - They're dead. 00:04:22.340 --> 00:04:23.660 *explosion* 00:04:22.560 --> 00:04:23.680 *nukes on pewds face* 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:24.880 I love this interview. 00:04:24.880 --> 00:04:26.800 It has so many good bits from it. 00:04:26.800 --> 00:04:29.900 - Though he was an android, he had an expiration date. 00:04:30.380 --> 00:04:34.420 - An expiration minute, and there it was. That was the end of that mov- end of Blade Runner. I mean it was... 00:04:34.420 --> 00:04:36.280 - I was struck by it. - Yeah. I gotta watch that again. 00:04:36.280 --> 00:04:38.160 - Gotta watch it again? Okay, good. Do it. 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:39.680 - Do you believe in reincarnation? 00:04:39.680 --> 00:04:40.600 *groans* 00:04:41.920 --> 00:04:45.680 Ni🅱🅱a, you asking Neil deGrasse Tyson if he believes in reincarnation? 00:04:48.380 --> 00:04:51.880 *whispering* There's no stupid questions. There's no stupid questions. There's no stupid questions. 00:04:51.880 --> 00:04:53.900 There's no such thing as a stupid question. 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:59.140 - And so, I cannot guarantee for you that we are not in a simulated universe. 00:04:59.140 --> 00:04:59.940 - I just can't-- 00:04:59.940 --> 00:05:01.380 - *Ko ko ko ko ko* 00:05:01.380 --> 00:05:03.300 - I wanna become a scientist, now. - *Laughs* *bitch you thought* 00:05:03.300 --> 00:05:05.520 - No, we need you on the, we need you on the stage. 00:05:05.520 --> 00:05:07.520 *laughter* 00:05:08.180 --> 00:05:09.940 Neil, you Fuckin' Legend. *The real abbreviation of the "NFL"* 00:05:09.940 --> 00:05:11.080 *laughter* 00:05:11.080 --> 00:05:11.580 N- 00:05:11.580 --> 00:05:14.320 No-no-no-no, y-y-you do whatever it is you do. 00:05:14.520 --> 00:05:16.160 You shake your ass on stage. 00:05:16.780 --> 00:05:20.080 - When you're done on the stage, then we'll take you in. - I might be done on the stage. 00:05:20.640 --> 00:05:24.800 But the real question here, "is math related to science" though. 00:05:24.940 --> 00:05:27.160 - "Is MatH rELaTed tO ScIEncE?" 00:05:25.240 --> 00:05:26.740 * is mAth rElateD to sCiencE?? * 00:05:27.380 --> 00:05:29.380 It should be a test to become a scientist. 00:05:29.380 --> 00:05:30.300 First question, 00:05:30.300 --> 00:05:32.400 "Is math related to science?" 00:05:32.400 --> 00:05:33.460 Katy Perry. 00:05:33.460 --> 00:05:37.180 *music* 00:05:37.420 --> 00:05:40.220 Katy Perry also did a therapy session. 00:05:40.500 --> 00:05:44.180 Which, uh, when I first heard about it, I thought it was really cool. 00:05:44.180 --> 00:05:48.640 'Cause there's a stigma against people doing therapy, and ehh, 00:05:49.120 --> 00:05:52.100 Mental health in general. It's something that people don't really talk about. 00:05:52.120 --> 00:05:53.280 So I like the idea, 00:05:53.280 --> 00:05:57.380 But at the same time, she's just doing it to promote her shitty fuckin' album. 00:05:57.600 --> 00:06:00.340 Anyway, I'm just kidding -- I'm just kidding. That was a joke. 00:06:00.340 --> 00:06:02.340 The therapist, I swear to God, 00:06:02.800 --> 00:06:05.600 If this is supposed to help people go to therapy, 00:06:05.600 --> 00:06:08.700 Then I dunno how the fuck that's gonna work, 00:06:08.700 --> 00:06:11.460 Because seeing this therapist, I would just run. 00:06:11.460 --> 00:06:14.380 I would not tell this man what I ate for breakfast. 00:06:14.380 --> 00:06:15.760 He's a--he's a reptile. *possibly related to leafy* 00:06:15.760 --> 00:06:17.720 This man, is a reptile. 00:06:17.720 --> 00:06:19.800 - You have the formula? 00:06:20.640 --> 00:06:22.440 - Yeah, for sure! - Okay, 00:06:22.440 --> 00:06:25.900 - You have-- - That's the whole point of this whole thing is that if people can s-- *reptile lick* 00:06:26.060 --> 00:06:28.060 *claps* You see that!? 00:06:28.060 --> 00:06:29.240 - you have 00:06:29.240 --> 00:06:30.920 - that's the whole point of this whole thing *lizard lick instant replay* 00:06:31.060 --> 00:06:32.580 - is that-is that people 00:06:32.580 --> 00:06:33.960 "Yes." *lick* 00:06:33.960 --> 00:06:35.320 is that-is that people 00:06:35.320 --> 00:06:38.300 He's a reptile. He's a goddamn reptile. 00:06:38.620 --> 00:06:40.620 The Illuminati. It's all real. 00:06:43.700 --> 00:06:44.200 *lizard lick* 00:06:44.820 --> 00:06:46.400 Would you wanna go to a therapist that does that? 00:06:46.500 --> 00:06:47.800 *lick* "Yes..." 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:48.500 - Wow 00:06:49.700 --> 00:06:50.200 *lizard lick* 00:06:51.060 --> 00:06:53.320 What the fuck is that? Ugh-- It makes me cringe. 00:06:53.320 --> 00:06:55.240 It makes my whole body feel weird. 00:06:55.240 --> 00:07:00.960 Might be sexual undertones that's doing stuff to my body that I didn't know about. I had feelings. 00:07:00.960 --> 00:07:05.700 Maybe I need to go to therapy to see that out. But ain't sure as hell goin' to this guy. 00:07:05.700 --> 00:07:07.860 - Sorry. - Wow, that's no *inaudible* 00:07:09.180 --> 00:07:10.780 - Why did I laugh? - *Laughs* 00:07:10.820 --> 00:07:13.160 Pewds: No one laughs like that. - Cause you never done it. 00:07:13.160 --> 00:07:14.000 *Imitates laugh* 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:15.980 How do you laugh without closing your mouth? 00:07:15.980 --> 00:07:17.920 - Why did I laugh? - *Laughs* 00:07:17.920 --> 00:07:19.660 - Cause you never done it. 00:07:19.680 --> 00:07:22.320 It's like a puppet, you know? "Ah hahahaha," 00:07:22.320 --> 00:07:23.840 "Ahhh ha ha ha ha." 00:07:23.840 --> 00:07:26.400 There's something inside that man's body. 00:07:26.400 --> 00:07:29.860 Now even more and more... more and more lately, 00:07:30.320 --> 00:07:34.520 Katy Perry has been talking about social issues, such as, 00:07:34.600 --> 00:07:36.440 Cultural appropriation. 00:07:36.440 --> 00:07:38.560 - But I can educate my-- educate myself, 00:07:38.560 --> 00:07:43.120 - And that's what I'm trying to do along the way. And even in, you know, my 00:07:43.120 --> 00:07:48.320 - Intention to, like, appreciate Japanese culture, I did it wrong, with a performance. 00:07:48.320 --> 00:07:54.280 - And I didn't know that I did it wrong until I heard people saying I did it wrong. 00:07:54.280 --> 00:07:58.600 - And sometimes that's what it takes, as it takes someone to say, 00:07:58.600 --> 00:08:02.900 - Out of compassion, out of love, "hey-- - VSauce, Michael here. 00:08:02.900 --> 00:08:04.900 *Music* 00:08:05.840 --> 00:08:06.580 Oh... 00:08:07.700 --> 00:08:08.380 Ugh! 00:08:09.200 --> 00:08:10.440 Nooooo! 00:08:11.320 --> 00:08:12.960 NOOOOOO! 00:08:13.340 --> 00:08:14.680 OH, I CAN'T LOOK! 00:08:15.460 --> 00:08:17.180 UNFORGIVABLE! 00:08:18.000 --> 00:08:19.620 UNFORGIVABLE! 00:08:23.020 --> 00:08:24.400 She's not Japanese! 00:08:24.400 --> 00:08:27.080 I can't, I'm sorry, I can't defend Katy Pay anymore. 00:08:27.100 --> 00:08:30.340 I've been defending her now for several minutes, 00:08:30.340 --> 00:08:36.220 But I cannot defend K.P. after I've seen this despicable performance. 00:08:36.220 --> 00:08:39.500 Cultural appropriation is off the levels. 00:08:39.500 --> 00:08:43.460 This is at least a level 7 cultural appropriate. 00:08:43.640 --> 00:08:46.380 Everyone knows you cannot appreciate other cultures. 00:08:46.380 --> 00:08:52.220 It's the same for Japanese people, okay? Have you guys seen Neon Genesis Evangelion? 00:08:52.420 --> 00:08:53.720 The greatest anime of all time. 00:08:53.720 --> 00:08:54.220 *Cory in the House is the greatest anime, Felix!* 00:08:57.180 --> 00:08:59.360 Neon Genesen, err, Genesis Evangelion. 00:08:59.360 --> 00:09:04.480 If you watched it, it has a lot of Christrian, err, references in it. 00:09:05.020 --> 00:09:07.920 It's got the crucifixion of this angel. 00:09:07.920 --> 00:09:10.820 That's not cultural appropriation, okay? 00:09:10.820 --> 00:09:16.380 Katy Perry had no reason to be dressing up like a Japanese Geisha, okay? 00:09:16.380 --> 00:09:19.680 In Neon Genesis Evangelion, they had a reason. 00:09:19.680 --> 00:09:22.620 As you can see here by this interview where they admitted that, 00:09:22.620 --> 00:09:28.820 "There is no actual Christian meaning to the show, we just thought the visual symbols of Christianity look cool." 00:09:35.440 --> 00:09:35.980 Okay w-- 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:38.300 UHHHHHHH??? 00:09:38.420 --> 00:09:40.700 She knows nothing, but at least she knows that. 00:09:40.700 --> 00:09:41.200 Ah! 00:09:41.800 --> 00:09:44.360 Well, this video is probably gonna be a shit storm. 00:09:44.360 --> 00:09:47.000 I err, I really like Katy Perry. 00:09:47.000 --> 00:09:48.660 I love her music. I think it's great. 00:09:48.660 --> 00:09:52.560 And er, I just don't understand this approach that she's taking, 00:09:53.120 --> 00:09:56.060 Going all social justice to sell her album. 00:09:56.340 --> 00:09:59.600 It seems so pandering, it seems so opportunistic, 00:09:59.600 --> 00:10:03.960 And it seems so, to me, as another "artist," 00:10:03.960 --> 00:10:04.800 Disgusting. 00:10:04.800 --> 00:10:06.380 I think it's disgusting. 00:10:06.400 --> 00:10:08.060 It's so easy. 00:10:08.540 --> 00:10:13.140 It's so easy to just go out and babble a bunch of shit about how we all should love each other, 00:10:13.140 --> 00:10:16.840 And how, how cultural approcia-- appropriation is bad. 00:10:17.000 --> 00:10:19.000 I've been seeing this for a while, 00:10:19.460 --> 00:10:22.420 And I'm just at the point where I'm like, "Katy, please just shut the fuck up."