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嗨，大家好

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我是pewdiepie~

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我，Cry還有Ken要一起玩"賽勒姆小鎮"

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來表達我們對這美麗遊戲的支持

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他們最近有Kickstarter，去看看官網

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同時，也去看看遊戲，它真的很好玩
看我們玩...

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享受吧~

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各位觀眾!

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你準備好要玩"賽姆勒小鎮"了嗎?

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我是 Ray William Johnson!

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誰解釋一下這個遊戲

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Cry：不!
Ken：好的!

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謝謝你啊，Cry

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Ken：我們住在一個小鎮，那裏有些瘋子想要殺掉我們

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那裏有連環殺手

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他們可以直接當怪物，可是我猜他們是連環殺手

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P：意思就是說，它像"狼人"
Ken：噓~~~不要跟別人說!

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P：它不像"狼人"

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*Malcom的聲音*
"Pewdiepie爛! 我討厭Pewdiepie!"

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P：Pewdiepie加入了
K：Pewdiepie加入了!

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K：兩個Pewdiepie!
P：Pew-

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K：三個!

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K：殺光他們!!!

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P：又一個Pewdiepie!

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K：我的天啊啊啊~

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C：噢，又一個!
K：什麼!? WTF!?

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P：噢!好多Pewdiepie

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P：我都不知道我是誰了

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*大笑*

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我的天啊!我們有
Pew...Pewdie...Die...Piepie...pie...pew...

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好，所以我是pew die pej

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C：我是Hush Puppy

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C：不要在意我!看我的，看我的...
(屁股?)

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P：到底誰是真正的PEWDIEPIE?

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P："殺了Pewdiepie"
K：看看那個屁股蛋!

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P：我要調查 Will Smith

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K：你最好不要，你最好不要!
C：你應該要，你應該要!

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P：我要調查這個"Pewdiepie"

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我不認為我可以信任他

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K：噢，天啊啊啊!

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我被連環殺手攻擊了

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太好了.....

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P：不!不要是Will Smith!
C：噢，不要是Will Smith!

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C：好...我要投票給PewDiePej

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P：不，投票給所有人，就是不要PewDiePej

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K：我會救你的，PewDiePej

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P：不!!!!

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P：不要是Pewdiepie
C：噢，哇~

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P：不~~~~~~~

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C：這真是太糟糕了

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K&P："你的辯護?"

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C：噢~他很難過

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P："說些好笑的meme"

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"猴子跳舞"

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不...不要殺Pewdiepie!

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K：Phew殺了他!
P：他是無辜的T.T
C：不要殺他?

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P：無辜的....無辜的!
C：不，他是無辜的

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C：他是一個無辜的男人

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拜託，別...不...

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K：噢...痾...他們殺了他

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C：所以...他真的死了

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K：噢，天啊!Pewdiepie...終於啊!!
P：不!!!!!

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K：太好了!!!!!

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C：他什麼都沒做錯...

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P：我的天啊...不...Pewdiepie...

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T.T

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這是不可能的...
Pewdiepie，不...

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C：痾...嘿~ 我死了!

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P：你怎麼知道?

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*倒抽一口氣*

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P：Cry你死了! 不~~~~~~~~

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K：Hush PuppYYYYYYYY~

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P："我因為Youtube很有錢" WTF!?

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P：好...
K：我的天啊，你死定了

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P：不!!!!
K：噢，哈哈~

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P：不!!!!!

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P：我是真正的Pewdiepie!!!!
K：為你自己辯護!

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P：我是...

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真正的...

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TMD Pewdiepie WTF!!!!

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C：你無法證明，老兄!
你無法證明!!!

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P：這根本就是狗屁!!!

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所有投票的人都有罪

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C：說出你的遺言

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*慘叫*

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P：我是真正的Pewdiepie...

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T_T

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P：Georges Lucas加入了小鎮

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我可以跟死者說話!

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C：哇，真的??

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P：對啊!
C：酷喔!

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P：這...這是什麼樣的小鎮!?
K：我們要怎麼用這個撐過五個晚上?

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P：就是說啊!

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P：好，我們一起努力...好吧...你是誰?
C：好!

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C：我是Leave it to Beav

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K：我是Mu Fuggin Fudge，Mu Fug- Mu Fuggin

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C：我要殺了John Hathorne

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哇! 那個傢伙是怎麼死的? 這真是太瘋狂了!

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噢，不，不要是 John

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我愛他...

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K：George Lucas 按 You，然後投票給他!

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P：我在投票給You

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C：我在投票給Lollayy，我覺得是他做的

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P：嘿，medium

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有人在跟我講話

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C：誰啊?

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P：怎樣~~~

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我的天啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

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Lollayy說他是投資者
(翻譯我也不是很確定 sor~)

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OMFG....

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但這是你最後一個晚上了

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OMFGGGGGGGGG

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我到底 TMD 做了什麼

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你們可以看到這個垃圾對話內容嗎?

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C：不能

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P：很好

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Ｃ:噢，天啊！Me死掉了!

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P：是Lollayy!!!

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C：完全就是Lollayy做的

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P：我跟那個靈魂說話

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K：我跟那個靈魂說話，然後他們說是Lollayy

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OOOMMGGGG...

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P：我的天啊

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不要是Lollayy

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K：Shiiiiiiit

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P：對，就是這樣
Lollayy! 就是這樣!

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我跟死者說過話!

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"停下來，我不知道這是不是gamethrowing
但停下來!"

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"我是無辜的~"

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C：有罪!

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K：有罪!

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P：有罪!!!!!

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有罪!!!!!

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"燒他"

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"叛國罪" "FFS"

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P：噢，所以人都投有罪！

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P&K："破壞遊戲"!

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P：白癡!
C：噢靠，噢靠，噢靠!

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噢，WTF!?

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P：噢靠!
K：打到他了!
C：該死....

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P：鹹溼的婊子
(其實不知道怎麼翻...TOT)

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K：George Lucas!

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P：噢，Lollayy死掉之後，我在跟他講話

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怎麼樣Lollayy?

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地獄如何?

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我對他們沒有要求了

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K：我不相信你

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K：就是你!!!

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我的天啊啊啊啊啊

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P：你...

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噢~

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C："我是媒介"

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才不是!

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那不是真的!

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那不能是真的!

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P：我是媒介，對，那是真的

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有罪!

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有罪!!!!!

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有罪!!

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殺!!!!

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P：燒死騙子!

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WTF，誰會在他死掉的時候笑啊，我的天啊?

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C：他是策畫者...哈哈!

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P：我在跟靈魂們講話!不好意思...

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C：天啊，天啊...

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靈魂們跟你說了什麼?

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P：是Beav

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C：什麼!? 這是他們講的?

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P：沒錯

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K：我的天啊

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C：...那....那真是荒謬

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那真是荒謬! 我不敢相信他們說了...

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P：我被MAFIA攻擊!!

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*倒抽一口氣*

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C：Ken! 我不敢相信你殺了他!

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赫!

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啊!

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C：該死!

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K：Cry! 你不需要再說謊了!

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P：George Lucas!!

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C：那太瘋狂了!!
P：George Lucas!!
K：天啊!!

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C：你今晚最好所好你的門...

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K：不~~~~~~~~~~~

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P：不

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K：為什麼?????

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P：不!!!!

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K：那個屁股蛋...

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P：不~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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K：哇，不錯的屁股

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"壯烈犧牲"

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該死!

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再次謝謝"賽姆勒小鎮"

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大大的感謝"賽姆勒小鎮"讓我們可以玩

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去他們的Kickstarter支持紙牌模式

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連結在影片下方

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我希望你們有享受這個影片
如果有，按一個讚

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然後，一如往常地...

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保持精彩，Bros!

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<希望你們會喜歡，掰掰~>