WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.160 I'm too cheap to buy 00:00:01.300 --> 00:00:01.920 yaa *clap* 00:00:02.160 --> 00:00:05.760 a separate recording program so i just have two versions of OBS up 00:00:10.160 --> 00:00:11.480 00:00:11.480 --> 00:00:13.000 If there is one thing 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:15.240 everyone in the world can agree on 00:00:15.480 --> 00:00:16.620 What is it Ken?? 00:00:16.640 --> 00:00:18.600 Ken: the kids are flipping s------ 00:00:18.620 --> 00:00:19.120 S-Stupid 00:00:20.280 --> 00:00:23.220 Pewds: Thats right kids; dummy 00:00:23.520 --> 00:00:26.020 if you are a kid and watching this right now 00:00:26.220 --> 00:00:27.240 we are calling you out. 00:00:27.240 --> 00:00:30.280 Ken: Oh! not the poor little kids they are so sweet! 00:00:30.280 --> 00:00:31.400 Pewds: that is right kid-Ken:NO! Pewds; 00:00:31.400 --> 00:00:34.360 what are you goin to do fight us? your weak! 00:00:34.980 --> 00:00:36.120 Ken: but I have kids I feel bad! 00:00:36.380 --> 00:00:37.120 Pewds: oh well, you know 00:00:37.120 --> 00:00:38.600 you know what you should do with those kids ken? 00:00:38.600 --> 00:00:39.280 Ken: fight em??? 00:00:39.560 --> 00:00:40.840 Pewds: Send them to the Ranch!! (geez pewds) 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:41.880 Ken:NOT THE RANCH 00:00:41.880 --> 00:00:45.000 no please! Pewds: thats where all kids belong 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:46.540 Ken: anywhere but that! 00:00:46.540 --> 00:00:48.900 Pewds:WELL, WELL, WELL, alright, since you have kids ken, 00:00:49.340 --> 00:00:55.440 we are going to have to study kids are stupid so you know what not to do for your kids. 00:00:55.880 --> 00:01:03.840 Ken:Reading the tweet [ A child ripped up their allowance because he wasn't happy with the amount. His mom walked out of her room and saw this. What would you do if this was your child's behavior? ] 00:01:04.040 --> 00:01:05.800 Pewds:SEND THEM TO THE RANCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:01:05.800 --> 00:01:08.300 *both laughing* 00:01:08.300 --> 00:01:10.020 Ken:that's the only answer to everything (wait wut) 00:01:10.220 --> 00:01:13.680 Pewds: s-send that child to the ranch instantaneously 00:01:14.320 --> 00:01:19.920 OK we have Jade saying [ Keep it and give him a piece of it anytime he asks for money lmao ] 00:01:20.440 --> 00:01:21.940 well i guess that works too huh? 00:01:22.580 --> 00:01:25.060 not as satisfying as the ranch but fine 00:01:25.060 --> 00:01:28.500 Ken: that's the only answer , I fell like Dr Phil anybody that talks back to him *RANCH* 00:01:28.500 --> 00:01:33.240 Ken: reading the tweet [ What is that "one thing" you did as a child that still gets brought up to this day ] * while pewds sucking dry G-FUEL off his finger* 00:01:33.260 --> 00:01:35.880 Pewds: yeah do have anything that you still get brought up 00:01:35.900 --> 00:01:42.940 Ken: ohhhh oh yeah when i was a kid i used to i used sleep walk because i was i was so freaking stupid 00:01:43.360 --> 00:01:44.340 AND uhhh 00:01:44.340 --> 00:01:44.840 *pewds laughing* 00:01:44.860 --> 00:01:46.400 i peed all i peed all over 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:47.440 Pewds: you tried to walk to the ranch 00:01:47.960 --> 00:01:52.040 Ken: i tried to walk to the ranch but instead i peed all over my NES 00:01:52.040 --> 00:01:53.020 just peed all over it 00:01:53.040 --> 00:01:54.680 i just like will i was going to the bathroom 00:01:54.760 --> 00:01:56.700 *huh* the NINTENDO is not a bathroom 00:01:57.080 --> 00:01:58.220 i was so STUPID 00:01:58.220 --> 00:02:03.320 and i woke up later in bed all tucked in my parents were like mopping up FLOOR *SAD* 00:02:03.700 --> 00:02:06.080 Pewds: YOU peed on your gaming console 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:07.860 Ken: I DID i peed all over it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:02:07.860 --> 00:02:09.140 Pewds: when you were sleep walking 00:02:09.140 --> 00:02:09.640 Ken: *mhmm* 00:02:09.640 --> 00:02:10.800 when i was like six years old 00:02:10.800 --> 00:02:11.680 Pewds: RANCH! 00:02:11.680 --> 00:02:12.180 *WHEEZE* 00:02:12.420 --> 00:02:13.460 Ken: i just brought it up tho 00:02:13.480 --> 00:02:15.040 Remember when you were a kid you peed all over your nintendo? -(YA) 00:02:15.040 --> 00:02:17.040 Pewds: thats weird! Wudda Hell 00:02:17.180 --> 00:02:18.140 Ken: Like how dare you! 00:02:18.660 --> 00:02:19.700 Pewds: Can you no-- 00:02:19.800 --> 00:02:20.560 *laughter* 00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:23.780 Pewds: Wait- do you---first of all do you sleep naked??? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:02:23.780 --> 00:02:25.780 How d-do you-- Just pull down your pants??? while you're sleepwalking?? 00:02:25.780 --> 00:02:27.780 Ken: I WAS SIX MAN, I DUNNO! 00:02:27.780 --> 00:02:29.780 You know?, things happen! 00:02:29.780 --> 00:02:31.780 i just wa--i just wanted to play SOME mario!