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Language: en

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♫ (casual background music) ♫

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(sigh)

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I don't know what to play today.

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(drinks out of cup)

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Everyday I got to find a new game, it's so hard.

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How could I possibly find a game,

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that is GREATER,

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than any game that I have ever played before!

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It won't happen.

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(chain breaks)

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(PewDiePie in background): What is this?

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♫ (typical anime title theme music) ♫

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(spits out water)

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Oh!

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OH!

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Oh! Are you SERIOUS!?

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THE GRAVITY!

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THE GRAVITY GOES UP!

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It came from her boobs!

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Finally!

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Thank you, YouTube gods!

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(on loudspeaker) WE DID IT! WE FOUND THE BEST GAME EVER!

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OH! OH!

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(police sirens)

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Oh my god!

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OH MY GOD!

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Oh my god!

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OH my god!

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I'm crying...

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DON'T. TELL. MARZIA!

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Whatever you do, DO NOT TELL MARZIA!

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The fuck is this?

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How do I skip?

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(pressing buttons repeatedly)

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Get meh to the titties!

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(continues pressing buttons repeatedly)

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(clicks mouse repeatedly)

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Oh my god, they always drag out the thing!

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Oh my god!

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Look at the gra- oh my god!

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It's-it's one of those videos, guys.

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It's-um... (drinks a shot of alcohol)

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Oh my god!

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They... whatever!

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Alright, alright, I'm 26!

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OH MY GOD! I CAN-I CAN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM!

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JESUS!

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Why am I kicking the shit out of these women?

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Could this be the greatest game?

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The music!

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The gameplay!

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The boobies bouncing!

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Listen, you're watching the video!

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Stop JUDGING me! Alright?

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What's going on here?

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Oh- ooh!

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OH!

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OH!

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OH!

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(takes another shot)

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Argh!

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What's happening?

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WHOA!

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WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

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Oh!

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Thank you, Jesus!

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Can you stop?

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Eh- I mean, keep going!

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PFBT!

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WHOO!

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WHAOW!

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YAAA!

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BEST GAME!

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SHE'S TRANSFORMING!

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AMAZING!

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WHO!

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Whoever plays this for the game-play is clearly lying.

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I can't lose now!

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I'm nak- my controller's not working!

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MY CONTROLLER'S NOT WORKING!

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GODDAMN YOU XBOX!

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GODDAMN YOU XBOX!

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I will NEVER forgive this!

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Hey!

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Maybe it's not so bad after all...

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YOU GOING DOWN!

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OOH!

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OH!

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I think there's a story going on,

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but I haven't really understand any of it.

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It's a good game.

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It's got a good soundtrack.

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It's got-s'got good game-play.

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It's got good music.

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I have-it's got good, good story.

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I-

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I am playing it for all of those reasons.

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Man, this A.I. in the game is so good.

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Look how clever they are.

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Listen, what you need to do is go close to the wall,

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then you gotta turn around, and then go-

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GODDAMNIT! I'M TRYING TO LOOK AT MY TITTIES HERE!

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Oh my god, I can see my own panties!

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This is better than Yandere Simulator!

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OH MY GOD, IT'S PANTIES!

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Oh my god!

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(continues to drink more shots)

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Oh no! She's transforming!

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What are we shall transforming to?

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Oh my god!

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THEY POP OUT!

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As everyone knows,

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the less armor you wear, the more armor you have!

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What the FUCK is this?

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

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OH.

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MY.

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FUCKING.

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GOD!

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How can this game be so good?

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I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I ACTIVATED THAT SHIT!

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God, I NEED to know how.

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How did I do that?

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What a fucking welcome.

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Jesus Christ.

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"Rainbow Panties"

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Yes please, I will take this, and this, and this, and this.

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(gunshots)

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OH MY GOD!

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Rainbow Panties!

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AAAHHHH!

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"Merry Chirstmas"

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Merry Chirstman, indeed.

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Secret ninja attack!

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What's she gonna do?

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What is she doing?

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She became huge!

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OH MY GOD! SHE'S ATTACKING WITH HER ASS!

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Oh my god!, She has no tits!

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Oh my god, this is child porn!

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What the fuck am I doing?

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What the fuck is happening?

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Oh no!

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I don't wanna see her transform,

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it's weird, this is weird.

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She's like 8, what the fuck?

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No thanks!

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OK, that's adorable.

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What am I still playing this game? The video was done LONG ago.

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Jesus Christ.

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And, she's dead.

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This attack is my favorite attack.

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The ass attack is the best attack this town has ever known.

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I can't- my controller doesn't work!

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MY CONTROLLER DOESN'T WORK!

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GODDAMN YOU XBOX!

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NO!

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NO!

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Doesn't work!

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How could this happen?

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No! (crying)

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Goddamnit!

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Ah, ahhhhh! (continues to cry)

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I can't live!

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I CAN'T LIVE, BUT I'M JUST KIDDING!

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WHY?

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WHY, Senpai-chann? *Very sad pewds*

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(drinks a shot while sobbing)

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(Boy)How much money do you have?

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(crying continues) *So sad*

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(music fades) *Feel better soon pewds :)*