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Gue engga tau harus main apa hari ini.

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Setiap hari gue harus cari game baru dan itu susah banget.

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Gimana bisa gue nyari game...

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..yang lebih manteb daripada game yang pernah gue mainin sebelumnya?

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Itu gak akan terjadi.

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Apaan ini?

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*nyembur*

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OW

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OOW

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OOOW

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Serius lu?!

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Gravitasinya!

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Gravitasinya berlawanan!

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Benda itu keluar dari tetenya!

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Akhirnya!

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Terima kasih, dewa YouTube!

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Kita berhasil!

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Kita ketemu game manteb yang pernah ada!

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OW, OW!

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Seseorang telfon polisi! *dan ambulan karena RIP Headphone User*

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Oh gusti.

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Ya gusti!

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Aduh, mak.

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ADUH, MAK!

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Gue nangis.

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Jangan ngadu ke Marzia!

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Gimanapun itu, jangan ngadu ke Marzia!

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Apaan ini, njer.

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Gimana gue ngeskip?

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Langsung aja ke tetenya!

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[heavy clicking]

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[clicking intensifies]

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[momen disaat lu hampir ketahuan buka anu terus windows nya gak respond]

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Oh wanjer mereka selalu masukkin hal yang penting.

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Oh wanjer.

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Liat grafi–

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OH ANJER

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*bersin*

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Ini..

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Ini salah satu dari video itu, guys. *hent–*

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*salah beli arak*

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EH ANJER

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*milkshake*

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Mereka–

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Serah ah.

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Oke.

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Okeh.

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Gue 26 tahun.

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EH ANJER GUE BISA–GUE BISA GAMPAR MEREKA

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ANJER

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Kenapa gue harus terus nonjok cewek-cewek ini?

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Apa ini bisa jadi game termanteb?

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Miuusiknya!

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Gameplay-nya!

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*ngamok*

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Tete goyangnya!

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Denger, jika kalian nonton video ini..

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Jangan nasehatin gue!

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OKE?

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Lagi ada apaan disini?

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Oh

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UUH!

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OOH!

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OW!

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Ow.

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ow.

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*ini dia bersin lagi*

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Ini ada apaan?

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OOH!

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Itu tadi ada apaan?

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Oh.

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*yang puasa sabar*

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*saBAR*

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Makasih, Tuhan.

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Lu ga bisa stop?

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Eh!

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Maksud gue lanjutin!

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*muncrat*

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WOOOH!

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WOOOOEH!

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IYAAH!

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GAME MANTEB!

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DIA BERUBAH!

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Luar biasa!

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HOOH!

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Siapapun yang main karena gameplay nya sungguh bener-bener.

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Gue gabisa kalah sekarang!

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Gue bugi–

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Controller gue ga bisa gerak!

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CONTROLLER GUE GABISA!

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ANJER LU XBOX

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KAMPRET LU XBOX

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GUE GA BAKAL MAAFIN INI!

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Eyy...

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Mungkin engga seburuk itu dah.

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LU BAKAL KALAH!

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OOH!

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OOOOH!

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Gue pikir lagi ada cerita disini tapi gue sama sekali ga ngerti.

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Game nya bagus.

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Punya soundtrack bagus.

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Punya s–

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Punya gameplay bagus.

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Punya musik bagus.

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Um gue a–

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Punya anu–

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Story nya bagus.

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Gue main ini karena alasan-alasan itu.

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*YHA*

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Coy AI di game ini manteb banget.

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Lihat betapa pinternya mereka.

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MEREKA UDAH JELAS NGEHABISIN UANG KE TETE!

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Denger, apa yang harus lu lakukan adalah lu deketin dinding dan lu muter..

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..dan lu harus–

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*disodom

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ANJIR, GUE MAU NYOBA LIAT KE TETE GUE, NJER

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Eh anjer gue bisa liat celana dalam gue!

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Ini lebih manteb dari Yandere Simulator!

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Eh anjer celana dalamnya.

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Eh anjer.

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*khamar itu haram*

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Oh wanjir dia berubah.

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Dia bakal berubah jadi apa?

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*ingat dosa*

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Eh anjir.

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*ingat do–oh ketutup*

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Dia keluar begitu saja!

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Adakah orang yang tau..

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Makin sedikit pelindung yang kalian pake, makin banyak pelindung yang kalian punya.

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Wanjeng ini apaan?

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WANJENG TADI APAAN?

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OH

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TETE

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WAN

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JENG!

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GIMANA BISA GAME INI JADI MANTEB?

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GUE BAHKAN GATAU CARA AKTIFIN YANG TADI!

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Eh anjir gimana tadi caranya!

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Gimana tadi gue aktifinnya?

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Bener-bener sambutan hangat.

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Ya gusti.

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Kolor pelangi.

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Hooh.

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Gue bakal ambil ini, ini, dan ini..

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*takut ketauan Marzia*

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Ooooh wanjir

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Kolor pelangi.

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AAAAAAAH

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Selamat natal?

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Selamat natal,

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Yoi.

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Serangan ninja!

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Dia bakal ngapain?

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Dia ngapain?

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DIA JADI GEDE!

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ANJIR DIA NYERANGNYA SAMA PANTAT!

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Anjir dia gak punya tete!

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Astaga, ini porno pedofil!

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Ini gue ngapain?

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Ini sekarang ngapain, anjer?

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Buset!

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Gue gamau liat perubahan dia.

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Aneh woi, ini aneh.

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Dia kayak 8 tahun, anjeng.

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Gak plis.

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Ok imut banget.

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Kok gue masih main game ini? Video nya udah dimulai dari tadi.

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Anjir.

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Dan modar dia.

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Ini serangan kesukaan gue.

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Serangan pantat adalah serangan terbaik yang pernah diketahui oleh kota ini.

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Gue gabis– CONTROLLER GUE GAK GERAK!

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CONTROLLER GUE GAK GERAK!

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XBOX KAMPRET!

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GAK!

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ENGGA!

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GAK GERAK!

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Gimana ini bisa terjadi?

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Gak! *nangis*

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Anjir!

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Ah, ahhhh!!! *nangis lagi*

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Gabisa hidup gue!

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GABISA HIDUP GUE TAPI GUE BERCANDA!

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KENAPA?

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KENAPA, Senpai-chan? *p00ds beneran nangis*

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*khamar haram*

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Berapa banyak duit yang lu punya?

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*detik-detik kedepresian Pewds*

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