WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: ro 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:07.060 ♫ ( muzica de fundal calma ) ♫ 00:00:07.060 --> 00:00:07.560 ( ofteaza ) 00:00:07.560 --> 00:00:09.240 Nu stiu ce sa joc azi. 00:00:09.480 --> 00:00:10.460 ( bea din cana ) 00:00:12.180 --> 00:00:15.000 In fiecare zi trebuie sa gasesc un nou joc, e asa greu. 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:17.080 Cum as putea gasi un joc, 00:00:17.080 --> 00:00:18.540 care este mai GROZAV, 00:00:18.540 --> 00:00:21.400 decat orice joc pe care l-am jucat inainte! 00:00:23.700 --> 00:00:24.820 Nu se va intampla. 00:00:26.340 --> 00:00:27.040 ( lantul se rupe ) 00:00:27.040 --> 00:00:27.640 Ce este asta? 00:00:27.760 --> 00:00:36.640 (^-^) 00:00:37.200 --> 00:00:37.940 ( scuipa apa ) 00:00:38.760 --> 00:00:39.260 Oh! 00:00:40.500 --> 00:00:41.000 OH! 00:00:42.500 --> 00:00:44.180 Oh! Esti pe bune!? 00:00:46.680 --> 00:00:47.560 GRAVITATIA! 00:00:48.040 --> 00:00:49.400 GRAVITATIA SE DUCE IN SUS! 00:00:51.740 --> 00:00:53.120 A venit din sanii ei! 00:00:55.520 --> 00:00:56.380 In sfarsit! 00:00:56.640 --> 00:00:58.340 Multumesc, zeii Youtube! 00:00:58.720 --> 00:01:01.980 AM REUSIT! AM GASIT CEL MAI GROZAV JOC! 00:01:02.460 --> 00:01:03.760 OH OH! 00:01:04.720 --> 00:01:07.020 ( sirena de politie ) 00:01:07.560 --> 00:01:08.360 Oh Doamne! 00:01:08.860 --> 00:01:09.620 DUMNEZEULE! 00:01:10.220 --> 00:01:10.860 Dumnezeule! 00:01:11.300 --> 00:01:12.220 Dumnezeule! 00:01:20.320 --> 00:01:21.080 Plang 00:01:22.160 --> 00:01:23.740 NU II SPUNETI LUI MARZIA! 00:01:23.860 --> 00:01:26.260 Orice ai face, NU II SPUNE MARZIEI! 00:01:26.440 --> 00:01:27.560 Ce dracu este asta? 00:01:29.920 --> 00:01:30.800 Cum trec peste? 00:01:30.800 --> 00:01:31.600 ( apasanad butoane rapid ) 00:01:31.600 --> 00:01:32.540 Du-ma la sani! 00:01:32.540 --> 00:01:37.260 ( continua sa apase butoane rapid ) 00:01:38.580 --> 00:01:43.700 ( clickuieste mouseul rapid ) 00:01:43.700 --> 00:01:45.580 Oh doamne, mereu scot chestia! 00:01:45.580 --> 00:01:46.080 Oh doamne 00:01:47.440 --> 00:01:48.840 Uitati-va la gra- Oh doamne! 00:01:50.460 --> 00:01:52.920 Este unul din aceele videoclipuri, baieti. 00:01:52.920 --> 00:01:54.920 este, umm.... 00:01:59.260 --> 00:02:00.460 Oh doamne! 00:02:01.420 --> 00:02:02.900 Ele... ma rog! 00:02:02.900 --> 00:02:04.660 In regula, in regula, Am 26 de ani! 00:02:04.660 --> 00:02:06.880 Oh doamne! Pot sa, pot sa le bat de le suna apa in cap! 00:02:06.880 --> 00:02:07.500 ISUSE! 00:02:07.660 --> 00:02:09.840 De ce bat aceste femei de le suna apa in cap? 00:02:09.980 --> 00:02:11.420 Ar putea acesta sa fie cel mai tare joc? 00:02:11.600 --> 00:02:12.320 Muzica! 00:02:14.080 --> 00:02:15.100 Jocul! 00:02:16.560 --> 00:02:18.080 Saltul sanilor! 00:02:18.760 --> 00:02:20.220 Asculta, tu cel care te uiti la acest videoclip! 00:02:20.220 --> 00:02:21.920 Nu ma judeca! Bine? 00:02:22.300 --> 00:02:22.960 Ce se intampla aici? 00:02:23.820 --> 00:02:24.680 Oh ooh 00:02:26.160 --> 00:02:26.660 OH! 00:02:27.720 --> 00:02:28.220 OH! 00:02:29.260 --> 00:02:29.760 OH! 00:02:30.540 --> 00:02:31.700 ( bea un alt shot ) 00:02:31.780 --> 00:02:32.280 Argh! 00:02:33.180 --> 00:02:33.840 Ce se intampla? 00:02:35.620 --> 00:02:36.120 WHOA! 00:02:36.120 --> 00:02:37.140 Ce s-a intamplat? 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:40.020 Oh! 00:02:50.800 --> 00:02:51.780 Multumesc, Isus! 00:02:52.140 --> 00:02:52.780 Te poti opri? 00:02:53.920 --> 00:02:55.320 Eh- vreau sa spun, continua 00:02:55.320 --> 00:02:55.860 PFF! 00:02:57.060 --> 00:02:57.660 WHOO! 00:02:58.200 --> 00:02:58.700 WOW! 00:02:59.880 --> 00:03:00.380 YAAA! 00:03:01.460 --> 00:03:02.180 Cel mai tare joc! 00:03:03.480 --> 00:03:04.400 Se transforma! 00:03:05.020 --> 00:03:05.880 Uimitor 00:03:06.820 --> 00:03:07.320 WHO! 00:03:07.320 --> 00:03:10.080 Cel care joaca acest joc pentru game-play minte cu siguranta. 00:03:10.580 --> 00:03:11.700 Nu pot pierde acum! 00:03:12.380 --> 00:03:14.380 Sunt dez- nu imi merge joy-stick-ul! 00:03:15.740 --> 00:03:17.160 Nu imi merge Controllerul! 00:03:17.160 --> 00:03:18.540 Sa te ia naiba Xbox! 00:03:19.260 --> 00:03:20.840 SA TE IA NAIBA XBOX! 00:03:21.140 --> 00:03:22.400 Nu voi uita niciodata asta! 00:03:22.940 --> 00:03:23.440 Hey! 00:03:23.560 --> 00:03:25.240 Poate nu e asa rau pana la urma... 00:03:25.720 --> 00:03:26.760 O sa te distrug 00:03:27.860 --> 00:03:28.360 OOH! 00:03:29.100 --> 00:03:29.600 OH! 00:03:31.700 --> 00:03:33.160 Cred ca este o poveste aici, 00:03:33.160 --> 00:03:35.460 dar nu prea am inteles ceva din ea. 00:03:35.660 --> 00:03:36.540 Este un joc bun. 00:03:36.540 --> 00:03:37.700 Are sunet bun. 00:03:37.700 --> 00:03:39.380 Are gameplay bun. 00:03:39.380 --> 00:03:40.600 Are muzica buna. 00:03:40.600 --> 00:03:43.500 Are o buna, buna poveste. 00:03:43.500 --> 00:03:44.000 Eu 00:03:44.260 --> 00:03:46.580 Eu il joc pentru aceste motive. 00:03:48.320 --> 00:03:50.720 Omule, A.i-ul acest joc e asa bun. 00:03:51.260 --> 00:03:52.380 Uite cat de inteligente sunt. 00:03:54.780 --> 00:03:56.060 Asculta, ce trebuie sa faci este sa te apropii de perete, 00:03:56.060 --> 00:03:58.700 apoi trebuie sa te intorci, si dupa te duc- 00:03:59.140 --> 00:04:00.820 La naiba! Incerc sa ma uit la sanii mei aici! 00:04:01.200 --> 00:04:02.800 Oh doamne, pot sa imi vad chilotii! 00:04:03.340 --> 00:04:05.220 Este mai bun ca Yandere Simulator! 00:04:06.300 --> 00:04:07.560 Oh domane, sunt chiloti! 00:04:07.760 --> 00:04:08.400 Oh doamne! 00:04:08.400 --> 00:04:09.560 ( continua sa bea mai multe shot-uri ) 00:04:10.680 --> 00:04:11.820 Oh nu! Se transforma! 00:04:14.180 --> 00:04:15.700 In ce ne vom transforma? 00:04:17.400 --> 00:04:18.040 Oh doamne! 00:04:21.900 --> 00:04:22.860 Vor da pe afara! 00:04:22.980 --> 00:04:24.000 Precum stiti cu totii, 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:26.840 cu cat porti mai putina armura, cu atat mai multa aparare ai! 00:04:28.200 --> 00:04:29.640 Ce naiba este asta? 00:04:29.840 --> 00:04:31.440 Ce naiba a fost aia!? 00:04:31.800 --> 00:04:32.300 oh 00:04:32.640 --> 00:04:33.140 00:04:33.460 --> 00:04:34.100 00:04:34.520 --> 00:04:35.020 00:04:35.320 --> 00:04:37.160 Cum se poate ca acest joc sa fie foarte fain? 00:04:37.380 --> 00:04:40.020 NICI MACAR NU STIU CUM SA ACTIVEZ ACEL CACAT! 00:04:41.900 --> 00:04:42.880 Dumnezeule, TREBUIE SA STIU CUM. 00:04:43.220 --> 00:04:44.080 Cum am facut aia? 00:04:45.200 --> 00:04:46.800 00:04:46.800 --> 00:04:48.060 Iisuse. 00:04:48.380 --> 00:04:49.340 "Chilotei Curcubeu" 00:04:50.120 --> 00:04:53.340 Da te rog, am sa iau asta, si asta, si asta, si asta. 00:04:55.260 --> 00:04:58.580 (impuscaturi de arma ) 00:04:58.780 --> 00:04:59.540 Dumnezeule! 00:05:00.420 --> 00:05:01.400 Chilotei Curcubeu! 00:05:03.520 --> 00:05:04.400 AAAHHHH! 00:05:04.960 --> 00:05:06.120 "Craciun Fericit" 00:05:06.300 --> 00:05:08.060 Craciun Fericit, intr-adevar. 00:05:08.300 --> 00:05:09.740 Atac ninja secret! 00:05:10.480 --> 00:05:11.240 Ce va face ea? 00:05:13.080 --> 00:05:13.840 Ce face ea! 00:05:14.160 --> 00:05:15.280 A devenit imensa! 00:05:16.320 --> 00:05:18.000 DUMNEZEULE! ATACA CU FUNDUL EI! 00:05:19.280 --> 00:05:21.040 Dumnezeule!, Nu are tate! 00:05:21.040 --> 00:05:22.680 00:05:22.680 --> 00:05:23.720 Ce dracu fac? 00:05:24.580 --> 00:05:25.700 Ce dracu se intampla? 00:05:26.380 --> 00:05:27.180 o nu 00:05:28.320 --> 00:05:29.840 Nu vreau sa vad cum se transforma 00:05:29.840 --> 00:05:31.520 e ciudat asta e ciudat 00:05:31.980 --> 00:05:33.820 arata ca la 8 ani, ce dracu? 00:05:34.840 --> 00:05:35.560 nu multumesc 00:05:38.180 --> 00:05:39.060 Ok asta e adorabil 00:05:39.280 --> 00:05:42.640 de ce inca ma joc acest joc? Videoul a fost gata mult mai devreme 00:05:44.100 --> 00:05:45.260 Iisuse Hristoase 00:05:48.920 --> 00:05:49.980 Si e moarta 00:05:49.980 --> 00:05:51.680 Atacul asta e favoritul meu 00:05:52.180 --> 00:05:55.220 Atacul fundului este cel mai tare care exista din sat 00:05:57.260 --> 00:05:59.740 Nu pot-controlerul meu nu merge 00:06:00.620 --> 00:06:02.100 CONTROLERUL MEU NU MERGE 00:06:03.080 --> 00:06:04.360 AL NAIBI TU XBOX 00:06:05.140 --> 00:06:05.640 NU 00:06:06.180 --> 00:06:06.680 NU 00:06:08.440 --> 00:06:09.400 Nu merge 00:06:11.460 --> 00:06:12.980 Cum se poate intampla 00:06:18.540 --> 00:06:19.420 Nu! (plange) 00:06:20.000 --> 00:06:20.800 Al naibi 00:06:21.640 --> 00:06:23.720 ah, ahhhhh! (continua sa planga) 00:06:24.520 --> 00:06:25.660 Nu pot sa traiesc 00:06:25.860 --> 00:06:27.820 NU POT SA TRAIESC, DAR DOAR GLUMEAM 00:06:30.260 --> 00:06:30.760 DE CE? 00:06:34.500 --> 00:06:35.860 DE CE Senpai-chann? *Foarte trist pewds* 00:06:41.580 --> 00:06:43.580 ( bea un shot in timp ce suspina) 00:06:45.340 --> 00:06:47.100 (baiete) Cati bani ai? 00:06:54.020 --> 00:06:55.380 (continua sa planga) *Atat de trist* 00:07:26.600 --> 00:07:30.460