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Last lootbox,

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*Opening Lootbox*

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YES!

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*Tire Screech*

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I've been wanting one of the Widowmaker's skins.

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*Clapping*

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I've been wanting one of these.

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That is.. that is the best skin.

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Oh lootboxes is back, as a controversy,

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You may remember last year

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With CSGO Lotto

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There was uh, two YouTubers that owned the company

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Of, uh, lootcrate gambling company

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But lootcrate is back again on everyone's radar.

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Thanks to EA

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Thank you EA. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Now lootcrate just seems to be, EVERYWHERE these days.

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You know I try and buy a sandwich,

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"Would you like to lootcrate, the ingredients and see what you could get?

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You could get the legendary mozzarella!"

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Or perhaps when I go to the public restroom.

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"Would you like to lootcrate the toilet PAPER?

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You can get the legendary drop where a...

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A man will wipe your anus for you sir,

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It's.. uh.. it's IMPECCABLE.

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Or you could just win toilet paper."

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We need more lootcrates. I keep telling everyone,

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There's not enough lootcrates.

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CSGO has it,

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Overwatch has it,

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Even PUBG has it.

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So there really should be no surprise that the latest Star Wars Battlefront II,

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Has lootcrate in it

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Lootboxes, whatever they called.

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I am just thrilled.

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I can't wait to open ALL those boxes

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On camera

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And have an epic freakout

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over what's inside.

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*dude freaking out over roblox csgo case opening.*

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*Okay, too much freakout over a butterfly knife emerald..."

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Oh my god. A virtual skin for my

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K-NIFE

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That is, definitely exciting.

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Maybe i'm not the right person to criticize lootboxes cause I personally have

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Zero interests in them.

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I find them extremely repetitive.

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Boring

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I don't see the appeal, in virtual clothing.

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Okay? It just seems like something

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Not that appealing.

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But EA was sitting down at a meeting,

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Doing their quarterly finance,

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And trying to brainstorm ideas on how, to get more money.

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"How can we squeeze more money out of our customer?

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How about we make our own distribution platform, cutting of Steam,

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And making the general experience of accessing our games,

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A giant chore?

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GENIUS! That's GENIUS!"

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But not evil enough.

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"How can we make people pay,

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69.99

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Instead of 54.99? Well we'll give them the.. E L I T E Edition.

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Those idiots will love it!"

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But not evil enough.

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"What about day 1 DLC?

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NOT EVIL ENOUGH! (ง ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿

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Wha wha wha wha, what about a Season Pass?

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NOT EVIL ENOUGH  ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿

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Okay, I got it.

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Once they spend £69.99

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They'll spend even more on lootboxes."

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Excellent

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Now lootboxes is nothing new, and uh,

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Really, all this controversy that started around EA and Star Wars,

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Someone on Reddit that was testing out the game, figured out that since the rewards are no longer

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Based on your skill in the game.

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Let's say if you preform really well in the game it's hardly effected

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It's morly based on how much time you play the game.

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So if you wanna play as Darth Vader, in the new Star Wars game,

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You have to unlock him as a hero

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And to unlock heroes, you do so by purchasing lootboxes,

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OR you can earn them through, through playing the game

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Seems fair enough, you know. You get two options.

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But someone did some math and calculated that it took,

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It'll take you 40 hours of gameplay to unlock one hero and that is cutting out all the loading screens,

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All the time between matches and the fact that you can't buy any other lootcrates in the meantime.

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You really have to focus 40 hours specifically,

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For that chance to get that hero drop.

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Or you.. you know, you could just pay 20 bucks. *laughs* HUEHUEHUEHE

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I mean it's genius, you know, you have people spend this amount of money already,

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Why not, make them spend more?

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Needless to say, people weren't too happy about this.

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The post uh went viral on Reddit.

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EA then made a response, which uh, you know, was probably the most well crafted,

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Well thought out response of all time.

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Which is why it got 20,000 minus points.

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The most disliked post ever on Reddit.

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Congratulations!

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Let's see what it says

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I don't feel like typing it out so just read the screen c:

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BY SPENDING 40 HOURS!!!!!!!

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WHEN YOU PAY £64 YOU GET A LOT OF THINGS.

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NOT ALL OF THINGS,

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BUT A LOT OF THINGS

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Idk how to subtitle this noise. When you finally nut on No Nut November?

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OR YOU COULD JUST PAY US $20

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Here's uh, here's why-or.. uh..my opinon just goes out, in the toilet.

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I agree that lootboxes are terrible. It's a scummy way of practice.

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But if you hate them so much, just don't buy them.

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Just. Don't. Buy. Them.

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They exist for a reason. They exist because people are dumb enough to buy them.

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Now I understand that the concept is that Whales, pretty much as they're called

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People just spend an overload amount of money on the game and that's how they make most of their profit.

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Because they really squeeze out, an insane amount out of certain consumers,

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It's not like everyone is buying the lootcrates, it's actually probably a tenth of players that are actually buying them

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But that's enough to justify them existing

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And it just overall ruin the experience for everyone playing the game.

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It's not like EA has the best track record.

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I.. I don't see how anyone is surprised by this.

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Do you not remember how many D.. how many DLCs they had for Sims?

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Sims Livin' Large!

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Sims House Party!

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Sims Hot date!

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These were all treated as individual games and expansion packs. And they've been doing this for years.

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And it's not like the the whole practice of gambling isn't.. or..

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Buying something and not getting quite what you want is..

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Has never existed before. We practically grow up with it as kids.

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And maybe it's cause i'm not the biggest Star Wars fan ever, but basically,

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EA is holding.. holding the franchise hostage pretty much.

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Yeah just read that.. I'm not typing all that.^^^

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Now despite what your opinion on the topic is, the memes,

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THE MEMES are very fresh.

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Okay?

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They're veary naice ﻿(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

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EA's new purposed handheld console.

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I really, I really appreciate this one:

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no homo..

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How brave..

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How brave Electronic Arts.

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Now a lot of people got fired back around the controversy as well because

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There was this guy named Bigg Sean claiming to work for EA

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Saying that he got 7 death threats and over 1600 individual personal attacks.

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Now I don't know how you calculate that, like, you can keep up with all, all of them.

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And I don't mean to sound insensitive or anything, but if I made a big deal out of

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Anytime I got a death threat on the internet,

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I wouldn't have time to make videos.

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It's not, death threats on the internet don't mean anything.

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But that's another topic.

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Now a lot of game magazines took it upon themselves to

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Use this as an opportunity to point out how awful gamers are for criticizing the poor game devs.

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When it turns out, there's no confirmation that he actually works for EA.

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Uh, most likely he doesn't work for EA, but at the same time who really fu(CHRISTIAN CHANNEL)ing cares?

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At the end of the day, it's Disney and EA.

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Two large companies.

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They're gonna squeeze out as much money as they can.

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What you can do as a consumer is to not buy into it.

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Don't be that, brainless Star Wars fanboy that has to buy all of them

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Just don't buy this one.

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Stop buying lootcrates, refund your games, and stop crying.

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Seriously.

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I found that there's a petition so that the ESRB would declare lootboxes as gambling.

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Which I 100% agree with

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It is a form of gambling

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Umm

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And it should be rated as such.

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It, it, blows my mind that people are surprised that EA and Disney,

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Were somehow trying to squeeze money out of people.

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Like that's never done before.

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Buy Indie games.

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You have people working passionately, on their own projects.

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Support them instead.

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We have so many options right now, as a gamer. This year was incredible, we got so many great releases.

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Support them instead.

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It's re.. it's really not that complicated.

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Anyway, thank you for watching this video.

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Do you agree or disagree? Leave a comment down below.

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Leave a like if you enjoyed watching.

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One like you could unlock my new lootbox system,

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Where in every video i'm announcing a lootbox....

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Where you could win...

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Another Video

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*laughing*

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While finishing up this video, EA Star Wars made another statement,

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3 statements about this thing, I sure hope they get it right this time.

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This was never our intention. Sorry we didn't get this right.

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We hear you loud and clear, so we're turning off all in-game purchases.

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That is fantastic. They listened to the community and they responded.

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Wait a minute...

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The ability to purchase crystals in-game will become available at a later date.

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So basically what you're trying to save the launch

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And you're going to add micro-transactions anyway...

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Congratulations to everyone.

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Now I know that people are going to be pissed about this, but at the same time,

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They have a budget to recoup and they had a financial plan in this game.

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They're gonna have to do it regardless.

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They can't just give out, it's not a charity.

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I feel like th.. everyone loses.

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Congrats. [Subs by @caolantweets]

