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Kid: Last lootbox!

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Kid: Yes!

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I've been wanting one of the Widowmaker skins.

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*Clap clap clap clap*

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I've been wanting one of these

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That is... that is the best skin.

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Oh loot boxes is back as a

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Controversy you may remember last year with CSGO Lotto

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There was a two youtubers that owned the company of loot crate gambling company

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But loot crate is back again on everyone's radar

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Thanks to EA

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Thank you EA, now loot crate just seems to be

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everywhere these days

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You know I try and buy a sandwich

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Would you like to loot crate the

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Ingredients and see what you could get? You could get the legendary mozzarella or perhaps when I go to the public restroom

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Would you like to loot crate the toilet paper?

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You can get a legendary drop where a man will wipe your anus for you sir

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It's it's impeccable or you could just win toilet paper. We need more loot crates I keep telling everyone. There's not enough loot crates

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CSGO has it, Overwatch has it, even PUBG has it. So there really should be no surprise that the latest Star Wars Battlefront II

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Has loot crate in it. Loot boxes, whatever there called. I am just thrilled

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I can't wait to open all those boxes on camera and have an epic freakout over

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What's inside

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(IT'S FREAKING INAUDIBLE, HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TRANSLATE THAT KID'S WORDS)

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Ok come on, what is it gonna be?

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What is it gonna be? What is it gonna be?

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[Screaming] YES! YES! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GAWD!

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Oh my God! A virtual skin for my k-nifffeee! That is

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definitely exciting! Maybe I'm not the right person to criticize loot boxes cause I personally have zero interest in them.

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I find them extremely repetitive; boring. I don't see the appeal in

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Virtual clothing okay? It just seems like something not that appealing, but EA was sitting down at a meeting

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doing their quarterly finances

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And trying to brainstorm ideas on how

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To get more money. How can we squeeze more money out of our customer? How about we make our own

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distribution platform cutting off steam and making the general experience of

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accessing our games a giant chore?

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Genius! That's genius, but not evil enough. How can we make people pay

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£69.99

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Instead of £54.99? Well we'll give them the elite edition those idiots will love it, but not evil enough.

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What about day 1 dlc? 
NOT EVIL ENOUGHHH!

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Wha-Wha-Wha What about a season pass? 
NOT EVIL ENOUGH!
Ok I got it once they spent £69.99

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They'll spend even more on loot boxes

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Excellent. Now loot boxes is nothing new and uggggggh

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Really all this controversy that started around EA and Star Wars, someone on Reddit

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That was testing out the game figured out that since their rewards are no longer based on your skill in the game,

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Let's say if you perform really well in the game, it's hardly affected

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It's morely based on

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How much time you play the game. So if you want to play as Darth Vader in the new Star Wars game

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You have to unlock him as a hero and to unlock heroes you do so by purchasing loot boxes

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Or you can earn them through, through playing the game seems fair enough

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You know you get two options, but someone did some (sick)math and calculated that it took

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It'll take you 40 hours of gameplay to unlock one hero(seems fair enough)

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And that is cutting out all the loading screens all the time between matches and the fact that you can't buy any other

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Loot crate in the meantime. You really have to focus 40 hours

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specifically for that chance to get that hero drop or you know you could just pay 20 bucks

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I mean it's genius. You know you have people spend this amount of money already

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Why not make them spend more needless to say people weren't too

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Happy about this. The post went viral on Reddit.

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EA then made a response which, you know, was probably the most well crafted well-thought-out response of all time

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Which is why it got

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20,000 minus points

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The most disliked post ever on Reddit.

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Congratulations. Let's see what it says

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(Reads the EA Post)

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By spending 40 hours

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(Reads it again)(Am I blocking the words?)

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When you pay 64 pounds you get a lot of things, not all of things, but a lot of things

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(Reads some crap again)(NoW I aM rEaLlY tRyInG tO cOvEr ThE wOrDs)

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Or you can just pay us 20 dollars

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Here's a, here's where my opinion just goes out the toilet

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I agree that loot boxes are terrible. It's a scummy way of practice, but if you hate them so much

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Just don't buy them. Just don't buy them they exist for a reason they exist because people are dumb enough to buy them

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Now I understand that the concept is that "Whales"

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Pretty much as they're called people just spend an over load amount of money on the game

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And that's how they make most of their profit because they really squeeze out an insane amount out of certain consumers

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It's not like everyone is buying the loot crate's is actually probably a tenth of players that are actually buying them

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But that's enough to justify them existing and it just overall ruin the experience for everyone playing the game

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It's not like EA has the best track record. I don't see how anyone is surprised by this

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Do you do you not remember how many?

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How many DLCs they had for Sims?
 Sims Living Large, Sims House Party, Sims Hot Date.These were all treated as

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Individual games an expansion packs, and they've been doing this for years, and it's not like the whole practice of gambling isn't or

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Buying something and not getting quite what you want is

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Has never existed before we practically grow up with it as kids

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And maybe it's cuz I'm not the biggest Star Wars fan ever, but basically

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EA is holding, holding the franchise hostage is pretty much

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Oh man, we're reeaally sorry you don't like our loot crate system guys. We just wanted to game to be fair for everyone

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you know

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Maybe help players catch up if they can find by buying a couple of loot crate's hmm

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If you weren't we could give you names of some other companies that are making Star Wars games. Oh wait

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We're the only weapons aren't we? Mmmm, I guess you'll have to buy some loot crate's

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Now despite what your opinion on the topic is, the memes

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The memes are very fresh, okay? They're veeaary nice. EA's new proposed handheld console.

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I really I really appreciate this one: We here at EA. Honestly

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do not remember making Battlefront a pay-to-win game. The story has encouraged us to address other things in about our company we

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Have loved and had romantic encounters with men throughout our life, and we choose now to live as a gay man.

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How brave

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How brave Electronic Arts

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Now a lot of people got fired back around the whole controversy as well because there was this guy named BiggSean

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Claiming to work for EA saying that he got 7 death threats and over

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1,600 individual personal attacks. Now I don't know how you calculate that like you can keep up with all of them

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And I don't mean to sound insensitive or anything, but if I made a big deal out of any time

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I got a death threat on the internet. I wouldn't have time to make videos

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It's not the death threats on the internet

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Don't mean anything

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But that's another topic. Now a lot of game magazines took it upon themselves to use this as an opportunity to point out how

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Awful gamers are for criticizing the poor game devs. When it turns out, there's no confirmation that he actually works for EA

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Most likely he doesn't work for EA, but at the same time who really fucking cares? At the end of the day,

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It's Disney and EA.

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Two

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large companies.

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They're gonna squeeze out as much money as they can. What you can do as a consumer is to not buy into it.

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Don't be that brainless Star Wars fanboy(liek me) that has to buy all of them.

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Just don't buy this one. Stop buying loot crates, refund your games,  and stop crying.

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Seriously. I found that there's a petition

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so that the ESRB

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would declare loot boxes as gambling which I hundred percent agree with it(me too), is a form of gambling

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And it should be rated as such. It blows my mind that people are surprised that EA and

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Disney we're somehow trying to squeeze money out of people, like that's never done before.

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Buy indie games you have people working passionately

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on

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their own projects, support them instead.(support A.S.S)

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eughhhhhh

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We have so many options right now as a gamer. This year was incredible. We got so many great releases(liek A.S.S). Support them instead.

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i-it's really not that complicated

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Anyway, thank you for watching this video. Do you agree or disagree?

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Leave a comment down below, leave a like if you enjoyed watching. One like you could unlock my new loot box system

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Where in every video I'm announcing a loot box

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Where you could win another video.

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Eghueghueghueghue

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While finishing up this video, EA Star Wars made another statement, three statements about this thing

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I sure hope they get it right this time. This was never our intention.

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Sorry, we didn't get this right. We hear you loud and clear, so we're turning off all in-game purchases.

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That is fantastic they listened to the community

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And they responded. Wait a minute. The ability to purchase crystals in-game will become available at later date.

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So basically you're just trying to save the launch and you're gonna add micro-transactions anyway

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Congratulations to everyone. Now I know people are gonna be pissed about this, but at the same time

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They have a budget to recoup and they had a financial plan in this game. They're gonna have to do it regardless

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They can't just give out, It's not a charity. I feel like thi.. everyone loses. Congrats.

