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Hello, everybody Elias is here. (where's pewds?)

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Welcome to a brand new segment of this channel called Cringe of the Week

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so this week's c-cringe of the week is gonna be on Lil Pump

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Thank you Elias for that intro *Stealing Content*

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You may have heard of young famous rapper Lil Pump before

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*dingaling*

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Lil Pump which of course is famous

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for his intricate lyrics (absolutely brilliant)

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Lil pump ooh

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Lil Pump ya

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Lil pump ooh

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Lil Pump ya

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Lil pump ooh

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Lil Pump ya

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Lil pump ooh

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Lil Pump yah. (lik if u cri evrytiem)

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OR

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Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang,

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Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang

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Gucci gang, Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang

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Gucci gang

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*insert musical masterpiece*

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Gucci gang x(the amount of all my insecurities)

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But Lil Pump is not just famous for his rap genius.

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Okay?

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He's also famous for his

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overall genius. His BEYOND Rick and Morty level of genius.

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Hey, what'd you say?

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Wha- What is the difference between America and the United States?

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Bruh, the United States is more- is more souffff

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den America bro, America is in the north down here *switch your hands bonzo*

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United States is more south

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MORESOUF

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And America is down here

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even if he what he's saying is making any sense. It's double not making any sense

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(What am I doing with my life)

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He must be, he must be trolling. There's no way someone is this stupid (poppin')

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but you don't understand Lil Pump like I do, okay

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He's a genius.

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(US National Anthem begins playing)

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When he's saying north and goes down

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He's talking about how polarizing our current climate is

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and how the world just seems like it's turned upside down (you just turned my whole world view upside down)

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north for you might be south for Lil Pump and America for you might be USA for another person

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It's like completely different things

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Lil Pump is living in two different time line at once (holy shitheels)

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Open your eyes sheep-le (Sheep People),

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and if you criticize Lil Pump, then you don't understand his genius

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I think his haters need to

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ESkETIIIT (i literally googled the word just for the subtiltes)

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People love Lil Pump, okay ask anyone

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He's not really saying anything, I mean he said OOH about like ten times

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and there was really no substance to that song (savage cabbage)

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I'm not really feeling it.

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This woman doesn't know what she's talking about, don't listen to her, okay?

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She doesn't understand (nobody understands)

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She doesn't understand the true fire and the true meaning

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with Lil Pump, okay, what else?

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What else does she have to say

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I mean it just sounds very generic

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It sounds like everything that's kind of out right now, but kind of like on a lower level (shots fired)

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ETERNALRAGE

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ESKEEETIIIIIIIIIITTT

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EsKETIIIIT (again) so misunderstood

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squad

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*autisitic bird noises*

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Lil Pump what do you think about motorcycles?

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Esketit (most insightful answer my ears have had the pleasure of hearing)

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I agree

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Lil Pump has transcended our language, okay?

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Our simple words are not enough to describe

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what he means

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(esketit)

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Does anyone even know what eskere means? (It means "Lets get it", but in a way only a god can say)

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now some people have tried, okay, some people have tried to deconstruct

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Lil Pump's lyrics (and they will remain unsuccessful)

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Genius.com has tried their very best

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Gucci Gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang

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Spend three racks on a new chain

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I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name

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by saying I fuck a bitch I forgot her name

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Lil Pump is addressing to his listeners that one-night stand relationships

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CONSTANTLY occur within his life

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He shows this by saying "I forgot her name"

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meaning that the  """""""relationships""""""" that he forgets the girl's name recurrently

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This line also shows Lil Pump's listeners that Lil Pump sleeps with girls on the regular (Lil Pimp)

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*whisper* It's deep, it's deep (like your mom xd ;0)

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*quiet rage* ESKETIT

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it's deep, it's deep dammit

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that shit touches you, it touches yo soul

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yo heart

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You're going 70 miles per hour

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How long will it take you to drive 70 miles

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70 nigga

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oh, why why 70 explain to the camera-

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cuz 1 time 70's 70

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1 X 70 is 70.

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said anything about one. Where did one come from you're going 70 miles

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PER

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HOUR

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Oh 1 hour

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UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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cuz 1 times 70 is 70

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You don't get it do you?

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one time

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seventy

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is seventy

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Open your eyes

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open them

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ESKETIT

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Now Lil Pump is no stranger to

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FLEXING

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you know

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he's come very far, and he's he's not shy about it at all

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here we are in first class, bitch. Esketit

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Here he is in first class FLEXING his chain

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(he is a waste of valuable oxygen)

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AT THE PARTY ON A LIL PUMP (little penor) AIRPLANE

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(save the poor people that paid for a ticket just for this guy to ruin their flight)

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You know that first class, that's like 60 extra bucks on an airplane like this, okay.

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Know when to flex pump, come on

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everything Gucci

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First-class, baby

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It's a regular airline!

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100 on my wrist 
80 on my wrist  (lyrics from D Rose)

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Come on baby,

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Pewds: Say it, say it

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ESKETITTT (I'm done, someone help)

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There it is. Esketit.

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You know, I, uh, I have been defending Lil Pump for a very long time now

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And I think I've been wrong

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Lil pump isn't just a genius,

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He is God.

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Okay, when you die, this is what you're going to hear

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*earrape*

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Now that's music. Now that's music to my ears.

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play that again, please

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*why are we still here, just to suffer? Every night i can feel my leg, and my arm*

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*orgasms*

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that's good

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Okay, alright, okay, alright,

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so for real though, I think some of these songs are good

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they're good to listen to. I don't think everything has to be- have deeper meaning or extra thought

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It would just be boring if everything everything was trying to have a deeper meaning

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so you know take it for what it is. I know he gets a lot of shit, but

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You know it's still so good get some good songs there

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I'M TRYING REALLY HARD HERE

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one like equals one ESKETIT

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ESKEEETIIIIIIIIIITTT