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Kamusta kayong  - AH (wtf)

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*APOCALYPTIC MUSIC*

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anyare???

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YUNG INTERNET

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SUSUGURIN KA NA  NILA

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TAKBO! LOGAN!

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Ah! yan na sila mga bess!!@#$%$#

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andyan na sila tumakbo ka na!!

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AHHUEHAHH//

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Kahapon, nag-upload si Logan Paul ng video na ang title ay "We found a dead body in the japanese forest"

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kasama nitong..  nakaka-ingganyong thumbnail

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mukhang maganda tong videong to ah (eew)

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hindi naman siguro sya maglalagay ng bangkay sa isang video (awjnswjlws)

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Poods: alam ko namang g na g sa maraming views (lmao)

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pero baka naman, may limitado rin itong ungas na to (wala naman talaga)

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K bes, 'lam ko naman na may pagka-g*go tong si Loga Paul, kaya di na ako nagulat na kung sakaling makakita siya ng patay na tao, eh...

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magpapaka-g*go pa rin siya.

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di talaga ako nagulat (really)

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pero sa inyo na hindi pa knows ang eventyyy

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nakakita sya ng bangkay, linapitan (ikr), vinideohan (bastos, no?), tapos halos idikit pa ang camera wtf

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yung bagay na iyun ay hindi dapat ipinalalabas sa youtube

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(uhh) nakaka-alarma (wow big word) at nakakabastos yun

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ilalapit mo pa yung camera mo tas magbibiro  (wag ganon)

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tapos yung mga unggoy nyang fans parang tanga "oh si Logan yung pinaka mabait (pwe!) sa magkakapatid (pwe pwe)

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siya ang mature sa kanila!!! (t*ngina anu daw???)

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DI KAYA!!!

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sinubukan ko na tong sabihin sa inyo dati pa

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si Jake parang alam nya naman kung anong ginagawa nya

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pero si Logan ay... talagang siraulo :P

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alam mo? pag nag ba-vlog sya?

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parang laging "Ano kayang pasabog gagawin ko?" yung parang

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ihaharap pa sayo, parang, " Ano kayang gagawin ko para mapansin ako??"

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Eh kung mag-film kaya ako ng patay na tao :D

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kingina mo ba

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di ka manlang nagdalawang isip punyeta ka

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Logan: Di ko peperahan ang video ito dahil sa halatang rason (tlga bessy)

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Babala lang dahil SPG ito.

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(error)

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sa tingin ko ay makakapagtala ako ng isang memorya sa youtube

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sigurado akong di pa ito- sana- ay di pa ito nagagawa ng iba :)

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Poods: sinubukan pa nilang isiksik yung malungkowt na kanta (kawawang kanta :( )

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tHis Is gRaphIc

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(hikhik) gusto ko yung way ng pag sasabi nyang magtatala sya ng history

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parang lahat na lang ay achievement para sa kanya

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sigurado akong di pa ito- sana- ay di pa ito nagagawa ng iba :)

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"sigurado akong di pa ito- sana- ay di pa ito nagagawa ng iba"

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nakakatuwang isiping inakala mong pwede to sa youtube

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so yun na nga mga beh, pumunta na sila sa sikat na gubat na matatagpuan sa labas ng Mount Fuji

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sa japan

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yung japan ay may malaking problema sa suicide

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pero kilala ito bilang lugar para pasukan at doon magpakamatay

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sa japan

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kaya dun nakuha ang pangalan ng gubat na "Suicide Forest" (Kagubatan ng Pagpapakamatay) :/

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ito ay kilala sa pangalang... JAPANESE SUICIDE FOREST

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-_-

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bebs: alam mo naman yung mangyayari, di na kailangan ng sound effect

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(The Grinch)

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afsywvzxa takut si aku

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Like, It's so dumb i can't (nakakaloka)

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(eew): heey yuah

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kung multow ka man ditow, tukso, layuan si ako

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ang galing! napakahusay

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parang alam na alam mo na mangyayari pre ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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sinong di makakaisip nun? dibers?  sugod ng suicide forest?

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tas makakakita ka ng bangkay??

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afysvwkbxs kl3isdwi2 wOAH KALOKERS

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diba? sinong magaakala :0

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de bale na (hokhok)

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(eew): uhhhm

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ayaw ko sanang sabihin to eh (pabibi)

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pero parang may nakabigti dun

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Poods: so yun na nga, nakakita sila ng patay

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"Huy bakla! videohan mo ko daliii!"

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"iPAKITA MO KO BIDABIDA KO eH"

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(eew): ayoko talaga tong sabihin (paulit ulit??)

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pero parang may nakabigti dun

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Di ako nagbibiro p*tangina (CHRISTIAN CHANNEL) //banal tayo :)

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di ako nagbibiro! p*tangina di to joke!

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p*tangina beshy tao ata yun!

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hIndIiiiEEEEeeehh

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t*angina bes oo nga (isa pa)

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omagah

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hinddeeeeeeee

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pare anngagawin ko (lul bala ka s buhay mo hehe)

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"dalin mo yung camera :>"

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Poods: luh? sinabi ba nyang "dalin mo yung camera! tara!"

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"Dalin mo yung camera! tara!" (adik amp#ta)

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err ayun may patay tara lapitan natin hapi tri prens

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lapitan mo prruutt pruut

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Wag na tayo tumawag ng pulis >:)

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Uh lapitan natin mga beshy dalhin nyo ung camera

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Ayoko ipakita ung video napaka istupido eh

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Kwento ko na lang sa inyo bes