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Three-two-one

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Meme review

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-clap clap clap-

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Meme review

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Legend Johnny Dee finally did a cover

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By Gucci Gang

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we did it together

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-Johnny raps Gucci Gang by Little Pump-

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Better than Eminem

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*chuckle*

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Better than original!

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For real.

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People ask me all the time

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"Felix, what is your favorite meal?"

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"What is the snack that you eat before your videos to get you that edge?"

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And I always say

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Tide Pods

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Tide Pods are...  delicious.

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They are so tasty

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Salt

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Savory

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Moist

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Dry

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All these

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components just packed into a Tide Pod. It is so good

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Now

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They came out with a Hot Pocket Tide Pods and I gotta say

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I'm not- this is not #sponcered but I wish because it is delicious

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The crust of the Hot Pockets containing the savory of the Tide Pods it really hits your stomach in a way that I can't-

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even begin to explain

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It's not just me that love Tide Pods, of course. Squidward

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another famous e-celeb, loves

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loves Tide Pods

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Even Spongebob loved Tide Pods. There's even Mexican style

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-chuckles-

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There's even Mexican style Tide Pods, which I haven't I haven't tried yet

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But I can only imagine that you don't need it. You clearly don't need any other condiments in there cuz that's

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That looks good by itself. He also got there Totino's pizza roll detergent those are

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Sorta like an off-brand Tide Pods, but nevertheless still probably very

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delicious!

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"Give up your seats to someone carrying something more important"

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That's right. If you see a pregnant lady carrying a Tide Pod, you need to let her sit and take your spot

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"Excuse me, I didn't know you were pregnant with a Tide Pod. I am so sorry. Please have my seat"

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Don't judge me, but Tide Pods are fuckin'

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delicious and basically, I just ate

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47 oF them

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Damn, that's a lot of Tide Pods. I don't think I have ever eaten that many Tide Pods

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People cooking Tide Pods

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Just sharing. What is the best way to enjoy a Tide Pod?

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"No more eating xanax in 2018 we eating tide pods from now on" That's right. Now if you don't get the joke

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-chuckles-

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Somehow it became a meme that you're supposed to eat Tide Pods

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uh and eh

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We have all these websites like "BuzzFeed" and "Mashable" saying

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Don't. Don't eat Tide Pods. and I feel like I should say that too

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but they're just so delicious.

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Some people, some "haters" in the tide pod community says that it's

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Toxic (scary music)

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oo00ooOOo0o-

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Or you could die

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aaaAAAaaaAAaAAa

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Clearly these people don't know the great word of the Tide Pods

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And how delicious they are

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Now the origin of this meme some people speculate is from "The Onion" supposed  two years ago

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but recently got a lot of traction.

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For whoever the fuck knows what reason. "I can't believe I have to say this but... please don't eat Tide Pods"

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I guess you want them all for yourself, Mashable!

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Don't think I'm onto your game

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I'm even matching my outfit with Tide Pods. Step up your shit, Mashable

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I bet you wish you were a Tide Pod cuz I wish that every night.

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Please God, make me eh into Tide Pod

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Someone some brave soul wrote to "Gushers", the candy brand, and asked hear me out

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There was a fruit snack that looked like a laundry pod not any specific brand one because you know legality

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But what if it looked like a laundry pod we all want to eat them so bad. Thanks for your time

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I hope it takes off...

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and they blocked her.

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Disgusting. We also have Tide Pod-chan and probably the most beautiful

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Being ever created in this universe. sorry Marzia

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Tide Pod-chan wins every time. Tide Pod-chan. Here we have a furry account enjoying some

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Tide Pod pizza.

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Look at that! Wow! having a... having a great time. Look, uh...

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*Tide Pods kick in*

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That Looks so good!

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I... I feel jealous *stutters* but at the same time, it's wonderful.

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It's wonderful that people share their own recipes.

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I feel sick. We even have famous chefs like Gordon Ramsay

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Delicious. Finally some good effing food

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I haven't been eating my whole life until I discovered Tide Pods. "When you're listening to someone speak and you can feel your  Tide Pod hit"

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So, go forth.

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Share the Tide Pod, the Great Wisdom . No longer

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it would be a secret for the unknown. Share the Tide Pod with a friend, have a snack

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have a Tide Pod

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Tide Pod meme is a solid 8.1

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I would say it could even get to a 10 if someone dies

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I think someone needs to die for a meme to, to get to 10/10. You know what I mean?

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(claps) next (claps) meme

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(claps) please (claps)

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Thank youuuuuu

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You know we're gonna talk about Logan Paul memes everybody. They're fresh

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They're hot and they're gonna burn out fast. "*seeing a dead man* Logan Paulers: Yo you alive?"

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We have the Sayori hanging meme and Logan Paul

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reacting to it. Horrible. Despicable. I can't believe he did this.

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Literally anything hanging, Logan Paul just can't help himself. He has to react to it.

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There's just too much clickbait on thumbnail. How could you do that Logan?

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How could you do that? "Yoda watching sacred texts burn in The Last Jedi (2017, colorized)"

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We have Logan Paul playing the famous game, The Forest.

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Logan Paul reacting to po- poor Kermit. What even Kermit ever do Logan?

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You don't have... Goddamnit! Will someone stop Logan? "When your friend asked if you want to hang out" (T R I G G E R E D)

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That was good meme. Here's Logan Paul reacting to Spongebob hanging. Logan, please

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"Understand that suicide is a real and big issue and use your platform to make awareness for it. Clickbait suicide for money and views"

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Well done Logan Paul.

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Someone pointed out that on the trending page we have Logan Paul and the second trending one was "Man of the woods"

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Everyone is just click baiting

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*chuckles*

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These days they can't help themselves, Logan Paul. That's Jon Tron. Please.

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Logan stop it!

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Stop reacting to all the bad memes! The "Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei" Logan Paul? Really? Now

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I'm gonna have to put my foot down and say

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I am officially

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challenging you in a battle. Now the beautifulness of the Logan Paul meme is that the moral high ground of the meme

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It's not making fun of suicide. It's making fun of how stupid Logan Paul is. I'm gonna rate this meme

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7 and a half

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logan paul: did we just find a dead person in the suicide forest

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It's... It's a meme where everyone can just get on board

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Logan Paul fan or not. Everyone likes to laugh at a stupid thing.

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Oh! Look he make a mistake?

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Good thing i never make any of those. I'm

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I'm fearful that the meme will run out fast

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It's gonna burn out fast. I better get this video up A.S.P

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But I think in a couple months from now on we'll still see the Logan Paul *weird noise*

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Face appearing somewhere else that's sort of relatable

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Maybe maybe we'll turn into a nice little crossover meme in the future. The future will tell us all about this.

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Now we have time for one more meme. Can I get a...

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BONUS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME

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BONUS MEME

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Lucky you. We have time for a bonus meme.

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This means

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Special... time for everyone. It's the okay sign meme. I don't get this meme. At all.

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I don't get it. We never played this game when I was young but apparently if you do the upside-down

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errrrrrrr

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Hand sign and you make them look at it you're supposed to catch them off-guard like "Hey, buddy. Look at this!"

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You get to punch them. it's called the circle game. what the heck is what is this?

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What is I don't understand? It's just kind of annoying. Let's play the circle game, sucker. nice little meme generator

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Dotnet here. I'm rating this meme a 0. That's right, the first 0 on meme review

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I hate this meme  it's so stupid

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I hate it so much. "Ever notice that

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Italy is shaped like a bo..."

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GOD DAMN IT

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AHHHHH

