[Jack] Nailed it.
[Pewds] What are you doing?
[new pewdiepie song playing]
*I'm a pretty girl, pretty, pretty, pretty...*
*girl, oh look its a little little squirrel*
Gooooooood morning!
*Pood's nose*
*Nose Enlarged"-_-
It's a beautiful day.
Oh, boy!
Today we're gonna vlog!
Because...
Jack is coming!
[for what?]
Here he is!
[something falling]
Jesus Christ.
Okay, he's coming later, I'm gonna feed these pugs.
Look at Edgar.
[pewds dumping food into the bowl]
[Stay in Swedish]
[edgar luvs le bowl]
So, now, look at me,
*Edgar's Satanic eyes*
*Satanic Eyes Enlarged*
*swedish*
*wheeze *
[not quite a giggle]
* Smiling *
He's so cute.
I'm still waiting for Marzia.
So let me show you my office.
I have this, uh...
...shelf!
This is Toby.
[Marzia] It's a bookcase.
[Pewds] It's a bookcase. What did I say?
[Marzia] Shelf.
[Pewds] Whatever, whatever.
And then I have my bean bag, which I'm obsessed.
I'm obsessed with my bean bag.
It's- Oh my god, Edgar. What the-
[marzia yelling in the distance while felix laughs]
Okay, let's go.
Okay, now we're heading to,
[Marzia] the gym!
[Pewds] the gym.
Marzia's here,
and we're gonna pump some iron.
Oh boy. It's gonna be oh.
[iron pumping]
[iron pumping intensifies]
[Marzia] So this, is how much I do on this machine.
[Marzia] Let's see how Pewds does.
[Pewds] I've never done this before.
[Marzia] Do it.
[metal noises and pewds groaning in pain]
It cracked.
[Marzia] You see, my legs are super strong.
[Marzia] I'm pretty proud of this.
[Pewds] I can't, no.
[Marzia] Aww.
[Pewds] How many do you think I can do?
[Marzia] Ten. No?
[Marzia] One, two-
[yes boi u lift urself real good]
[Marzia, in a high pitched voice] You can do it!
[pewds grunts and drops down]
[Marzia] How many were they?
[Pewds] That was like, six, nah, seven.
[Marzia] That's good!
[desperate cup rattling]
Come on! Come on!
Come on!
[impatient patting]
I need my cup.
Time to start the day! [laughter]
Goin' to the office now.
Edgar's coming with me.
Aren't you excited?
Jesus!!
Jumpscare coffee.
Alright.
Today should be a really fun day.
I'm heading to the office now.
Don't worry, I'm hands free.
Don't worry, my hands are on the wheel.
Michael set it up so we have four-
VR headsets to play with.
All in the same room.
PJ's coming, Brad is coming,
and Jack is coming.
And we're all gonna play, and it's gonna be fucking awesome.
I'm really excited.
It's a bit crazy
What we're doing, but yeah.
Look at this loser.
So happy.
Edgar.
[Laughs]
He's so- I hate him. Like, he's so annoying.
But he's also so cute. [Laughs]
[Pewds] Jesus Christ.
[Pewds quietly laughs]
This gonna be crazy.
[Laughs]
Alright, you'll see more of that...
later.
I'm really excited, this is my office.
*sighs* ..What the fuck happened here?
Oh yeah, Slippy took a shit on my mousepad yesterday.
You Fucking Asshole Slippy.
I know the real reason your watching this vlog....
You want to see Slippy.
Please Slippy don't take a shit
Im..Im.. He's So CUTE!
*Laughs*
look at him :D
I LOVE Slippy <3 He is so Cute!
But just DONT TAKE A SHIT like you did yesterday :'(
Oh My God!
I appreciate that you didn't take a shit today, I appreciate That!
Thank you very much
He is soo chill! .... he's barely moving!
[Slippy] Hi guyz, whats goin' on?
SLIPPY?
Slippy-kun what are u doin? You're not in the Bath you fuckin idiot! *laughs*
But yeah, now I gotta answer emails.
I have my own company now; Revelmode.
I swear I spent most of my time...
answering emails!
Like, more than I spent time making videos. *giggle*
*Epic Pewds answering emails*
And I just noticed; YouTube...
for the second time...
deleted my thumbnail!
Can you not... delete my artwork?
That I spent a lot of time on making.
Probab...I'm guessing because it said "fu-k'n sab' skrib"
Let's just do toad...
Let's just do slippy.
A'right everyone's happy.
Stupid. Stupid You! Stupid You!
How dare you censored my art, YouTube!?!?
Unbelievable.
Alright, so now...
I'm a lil' bit...*checks watch*.. just a lil' bit late
I'm going to Gatwick Airport.
It's about 35 minutes.
To pick up....
JACKSEPTICEYEEEEE!!!
*Pulls down glasses* That Irish bitch!
JACKSEPTICEYEEEEEEEE!!!!
[Pewds] EEEEEE!!!! *lose voice* *laugh* [Jack] *laugh*
[Pewds] Welcome to Brighton!
[Jack] Thank you!
[Jack] It's just like Ireland!
[Pews] *quietly* Pretty much.
[Jack] Shitty and cold... and grey- [Pewds] Hey!
Hey everybody, vloggg!
*Jack hiding behind his shirt*
Don't worry Jack, you're not in it anyway.
[Jack] Damn!
Alright, we just finished shooting the VR thing.
It was very cool, do you guys like it?
[PJ] Oh, yeah!
[Jack] Very cool.
[PJ] It was space.... [Jack] Stop waving!
We got to have tits in space. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I think that's always a good thing. (Sure Pewds)
Make sure you hold down Edgar, by the way.
[Jack] I will.
[Pewds] OK.
*Slippy takes a shit* [Pewds & Jack] Ohhhhh!
[Jack] There you go!
Right out of his butthole.
'Kay, I'm gonna program this.
*beep(x5)*
Shut up!
To go over there...
and then come back to me.
*Pewds trying to program the toy*
I got this.
Here we go!
*Pewds laugh*
*Toy starting moving*
Heyyyy!
Comeee.....come back to me.
What da fugg!!
Nooooo!!
*Jack laugh* Nooooooo!
*Toy still trying to get away from Pewds* [Jack] Yes, it is.
*Jack mimic the toy's sound*
Let's see you do a better job, Jack.
Let's see you... *giggle*
[Jack] Shut up!
[Edgar] What a fuckin' idiot, am i rite?
[Jack] Peace out, bitches!
[Michael] Where is it goin?
*Toy just stopped*
*Pewds laugh at Jack's failure*
A' right, a genius is gonna have to step up here, and shows how it's done.
Alright.
This is gonna kill it!
Wait for it..
*Toy stopped and turns*
Oh yeah!
*bang*
Shit!
No!
You touc..
[Jack] It didn't work!
[Pewds] Yayyy, be freeee
Now, be free.
Ha ha, Slippyy.
[Pewds] Oh boi.
He did it!
He had 3 second....2 seconds of glory.
This is where the good ideas happen.
We replaced Slippy with...
[Jack] Jesus himself.
[Pews] *laugh* Jesus...
*Pewds laugh*
Come on, turn!
Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
PewDiePie, you came back to meee!
*Pewds sneezess*
[Jack] That was awesome!
No, PewDiePie don't go.
PewDiePie!
Oh!
Ah, shit.
Ooookay
*laugh*
That's not weird at all...
Jesus Christ!
What happened to Micky Mouse?
*Jack laugh*
What went wrong?
Marzia, what is it you have there?
[Marzia] It's a baby window light.
[Marzia] Isn't he beautiful?
[Pewds] What's his name?
[Marzia] I don't know.
[Pewds] *laugh* Great.
[Marzia] Danny.
[Pewds] Danny.
Alright, so today.
We're taking Jack around Brighton.
He's having a really good time.
[Jack] Ohhh boii!
[Jack] Cooool!
We're now by the pier.
This is the best vlog.
Everyone's having a good time.
*Jack thumbs up* *Marzia dance move*
[Pewds] Slurpsyyy
[Jack] Ouuuu, gurlll!
[Jack] Did I make it awkward?
*Marzia dies laughing*
[Pewds] You always do.
[Pewds] Here we go.
[Jack] What's happening?
[Pewds] Stay there.
*Jack waves at the toy*
[Jack] It's shooting me?
[Pewds] Heell yeahhh, bitch! HA HA HA
[Jack] Mothafuker
[Jack] Arghhhhh!!
Oh!
He's back for more!
*Jack killed Jesus*
[Pewds] Ohhhhh!!!
[Pewds] High five!
[Jack] I don't know, I don't get it.
I...I really regret coming here.
[Jack] THIS IS MY JAM!
[Pewds] Ha, it's a Japanese one.
[Brad] Bye Felix.
[Brad] Everybody waves. [Jack] And He just gonna goes off in the distance is the best part.
[Jack] Michael!
[Brad] Wave at Felix!
[Pewds] Erm, Jack's doing his photoshoot. (Like a Boss!!)
[Jack] *looks at picture* Oh shit!
[Brad] You want this?
[Michael] It's beautiful.
[Brad] Look at that.
[Pewds] Damn.
[Brad] That's how good I am.
[Pewds] I'd fuck that guy in the asshole
[Jack] You have already. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (and Mark as well)
[Pewds] *quietly* noo...
We just filmed a really funny video.
[Jack] Oh, was it funny?
[Pewds] You don't like it? (x2) [Jack] Was it?(x2)
[Jack] My nipples are sore!
[Pewds] That's all you need to know. [Jack] That's actually very funny *laugh*
[Pewds] That's all.. Don't worry about that.
[Pewds] Marzia, please..
[Pewds] Now, we're playing with the Pla...Hey that's so fucking weird!
Do you guys see this?
[Brad&Michael] Yeah.
[Pewds] Heyyy.
[Jack] It's all inverted.
[Pewds] That's so fuckin' weird!
Now we're playing in the PlayStation VR.
I hope no one does anything bad to me..
...while I don't see anything else. *Jack trying to lick Pewds's ear*
[Pewds] I hear you, you fuckin' weirdo.
[Jack] Hello bird.
Stop it!
[Jack] I can fucking hear you!
[Jack] You have to header it!
[Pewds] No! I'm just tanking it.
[Pewds] OK
*grunt!*
Oh! 50 points
[Jack] Nice!
[Pewds] 'Kay, I got it I got it
[Pewds] Shit!
[Jack] You tryin' to fucking knock into everything?
[Pewds] Fuuckkk
[Jack] That would've great if you can actually fucking hit something with it.
*Pewds takes off the VR and proceed to kill Jack*
Anyway, we're here in the garage.
Err, I have a JackSepticEye.
But it's not all about the JackSepticEye.
It's about...
"knawlege"
See I did a meme there?
[Jack] Lamborghini.
A lot more to come.
Pictureee
Hiiii
Everybody get in.
Alright
Beautiful!
Alright, stop smiling..everyone.
[Jack] Finally!
Ok, we just had some sushi.
Now we're gonna head back, and watch the "Room"
Because I don't think... what do you? no...
Don't..stop kissing me!
Just, Michael please, no!
OK
Erm...
We're gonna watch the "Room"
*Jack kissing Pewds* Stop!
*Pewds kisses back* [Jack] It's gonna be good!
[Jack] I haven't seen it.
Ok, well let's go.
[Jack] Nailed it.
[Pewds] What are you doing?
*everyone starts dancing*
Hey!
This vlog is a bit shit at this point, isn't it.
Well, I didn't really vlog that much.
I'm going to pickup Jack...
..and then in a bit.
Just later,
I'm gonna drop that bitch off to the airport.
I think it was a really good time.
Jack, if you're watching this.
*blow kiss*
"Top of the morning to ya"
*wink*
*Sad tear TT*
He's leaving.
[Jack] It's over.
*touching Jack's face* Jack, it's been a pleasure.
[Jack] Thank you for touching my face.
[Jack] You're gonna get sick now. [Pewds] My hand is so cold!
[Jack] It is!
It's sterile, don't worry about it.
Ok, just go.
See you later.
*open car's door*
I'm kidding
Alright!
I hope you enjoy this vlog!
The weekend is over.
I had a lot of fun.
Jack, thanks again for coming over.
Back to making videos.
Just back to...bajazzaa???
Back to the....
If you love this vlog, let me know.
I really enjoy making them, so leave a like I appreciate it.
And I'll see you in the next one.
As always, *kiss camera*
Brofist!