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Im so fucking tired.

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LoOk At ThIs FaCe

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Look how sad he is :(

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*dissapointed Pewds*

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We're back on square one youtube.

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BRAVO *claps*

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BRAVO *still more clapping*

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U did it!!!!

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Is this how its gonna be now?

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I'll just have to make a video

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Everytime

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there's a

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problem  *sings**ONE LESS PROBLEM WITHOUT YA, I GOT ONE LESS ONES LESS PROBLEM*

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Cuz otherwise no one gives a shit

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I've been enjoying shitty content

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BOOOOOEWL

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Lets have a little look at the comments

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Shall we?

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heyyyyy

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OH, CARA VLOGS!

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Pewds, there is a secret ending i want to tell more!

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718 likes.....*reflects on life*

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Well that was a great comment, Made

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by a pretty lady, Marzia i'm just making a point

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This comment is obviously fake

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Why did 700 of you like this comment? *poods is angry now*

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There's ANOTHER one identical to it. 626 likes.

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ANNNND GUESS WHAT?

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THERE IS AN OTHER IDENTICAL

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THE ORIGINAL COMMENT

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THESE FUCKERS THEY TAKE COMMENTS THAT GET ALOT OF LIKES,

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THEY COPY AND PASTE THEM

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and BOOM.

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Hey, Hey

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a 'cute girl' in the picture

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I NEVER HAD AN INTERACTION WITH A LADY BEFORE *sureeee*

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OH BOY HERE I COME.

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That was a funny comment, here I go!

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Here I go!

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UuuUuUuUUuh SHIIIIIT.

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ARE U GUYS THAT PATHETIC

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R U THAT FUCKING STUPID

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Can you all stop thinking with your dicks, for one fucking second?

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Look at what's underneath it.

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PewDiePie: If you are reading this, you are so lucky!

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Go to: SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR ALL OF YOU

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Let's..

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Y'know what? You can track the data of these links.

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Let's see how many of you fucking idiots clicked on this shit.

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6000

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And that's countiiiiing...

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From Yesterday

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(CLAPS IN A SARCASTIC MANNER)

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*Points*

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That's good!

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(CLAPPING CONTINUES) That's good, that's good!

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I mean, come on.

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You ho-, you horny bastards are ruining my channel.

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Alright?

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Cara Vlogs.

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First of all,

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Why don't you call yourself like a normal fucking name?

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Clara Vlogs or some shit.

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There's different variations of these.

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Alright?

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I've seen them.

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CARA VLOGS

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SARAH VLOGS

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PATRICIA VLOGS

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Okay, stop.

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If you sub me I will sub back with 34 accounts!

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Heyyyyy, let's give a go.

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JUST FUCKING KIDDING

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YA FUCKING BITCH.

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Alright.

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I don't even know where to begin in this mess.

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First of all

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Oh my god...

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I've said this

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For years,

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I've said this for longer than I begged for the diamond play button.

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THIS IS FOR YOUTUBE

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why the f-

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*keeping dat anger in tho*

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Why the hell..

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Wh-

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Why

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Why can people create accounts with your name in it?

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A couple of years ago

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Before the Google+

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Apocalypse

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You could have one name per person.

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There could not be two PewDiePies

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Only one. *thats u poods*

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Who thought it was a good idea..

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To let that be a thing?

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What the fuck are you guys thinking?

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Like do I have to say this ?

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Like I said it for years,

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No listens at youtube.

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at these sort of things.

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Why can they do this?

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It is mind blowingly stupid.

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Yes, there is a check mark, by my name

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Not everyone knows about that

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Just don't let them create a character with my account.

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Just don't let them do it.

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People think this is me

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Six thousand people, everyday think that's me.

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Alright take that in a month.

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Six thousand three hundred

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That's roughly two hundred thousand a month.

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Which calculates to two million a year

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And this is just one channel.

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We'll click on this link, what happens?

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OOOH...

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Gifts for my subcribers!

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We all know there's a lot of young kids  in youtube who don't know better.

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They see this and they think..

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OMG PEWDS WANTS TO GIVE ME A GIFT!

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well not my fans, cause they are not fucking idiots.

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But I imagine other people are.

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What are w- what do I want?

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I WANNA GALAXY S- i have one

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WAIT YOU GET A 1000 GALAXY S7?!

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thats a lot of S7 phones man

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That is a tempting offer

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I was gonna say yes to one but..

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Now I get a thousand

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There's even a chat here

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Is this really working?

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*wierd voice* Is This Really Working?

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Yea, it works, its for his subs ONLY

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They obviously put a lot of effort into making this seem real

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Alright, okay.

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I WAAAAAANT AN I PHONE

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gimme an iPhone

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Which col- Ooh I get to pick the colour, that's pretty generous

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Proceed for human verification

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Oh

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Nevermind, download an app to prove that you're human.

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Four of the offers to unlock the content

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Ok Tesco vs. Argos

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So it's basically an advertisment

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You're filling in an advertisement

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Making these people money

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kill yourself

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Another thing that blows my mind how stupid it is

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And this is something that.. not just me but a lot of youtubers have pointed this out for years

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If there's a really stupid comment that you wanna maybe explain something to,

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If you reply to that comment, their comment will get bumped

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While your comment will get buried

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Why doesn't it just show my answer underneath

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Like this

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Is that so hard?

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Why does this thing take years to implement?

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It's a scheme that youtube, essentially is closing their eyes on for years

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I am so so tired of it

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and sick of it

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And i just want my comments

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to be functioning

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they're not

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PEWDIEPIE YOU'RE SUCH A CRYBABY WHY DO YOU CARE?

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Well, comments is the main thing- feedback i get from my fans.

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I wanna understand what they think

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and

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what they say

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If the comments get abused

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Then I can't use it

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Last time I had to turn them off just hoping Youtube would do something

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And I gave them a bunch of feedback that time

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That was - this was years ago, by the way.

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I said "moderators-

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I said "Don't let people have the same name-"

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"Don't let people post links."

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Why would you give people more freedom to post links?

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Why would you need to link something in the comments?

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Who didn't realise that's a terrible fucking idea?

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We have this broken-ass system that never fucking works

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What should we do with it?

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Oh I know!

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Let's give them more freedom!

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THAT'S THE GOOGLE WAY!

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I've called to action before

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I've said " hey fans, can you help me clean up the comments'

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Can you help me flag or report

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It doesn't work like that.

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A lot of these features (does) exist on youtube

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There are ways to have moderators

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But it's sooo

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Inefficicent

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no-one knows about it

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On twitch, however, it's so easy

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slash.. mod... whatever person

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They can help clean out the chat

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Not a problem

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I'm one person

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With 45 .. 46 million people

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Am I supposed to just moderate that myself?

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When..

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Clearly

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I have a ton of fans who could help me out

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Why

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people can add subtitles

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literally there's the option for ANYONE to put subtitles o my videos

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without any moderation

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why can we give them that freedom but not moderate the comments?

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Can we just have moderated comments?

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PLEASE *DO IT YOUTUBE OR ELSE*

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YOUTUBE

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I'm begging you

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Its such a simple solution

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which what i understand for you

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seems to be a complicated problem.

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I'm sick of this

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I love you YouTube but you don't listen

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Goodbye

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I'm gonna go this time (Bye Pewds)

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euuUghhaLRIGHT

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well that was my lil' rant

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I got a little worked up there

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Thanks for leaving a like

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APPRECIATE IT

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tweet the hashtag

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#makecommentsonyoutubenotsoshitplsjustaddmoderators

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Can we make that trend?

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*kisses fist*

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Stay awesome bros.

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I LOVE YOU PEWDSSSSSSSSSSSS <3

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