Im so fucking tired.
LoOk At ThIs FaCe
Look how sad he is :(
*dissapointed Pewds*
We're back on square one youtube.
BRAVO *claps*
BRAVO *still more clapping*
U did it!!!!
Is this how its gonna be now?
I'll just have to make a video
Everytime
there's a
problem *sings**ONE LESS PROBLEM WITHOUT YA, I GOT ONE LESS ONES LESS PROBLEM*
Cuz otherwise no one gives a shit
I've been enjoying shitty content
BOOOOOEWL
Lets have a little look at the comments
Shall we?
heyyyyy
OH, CARA VLOGS!
Pewds, there is a secret ending i want to tell more!
718 likes.....*reflects on life*
Well that was a great comment, Made
by a pretty lady, Marzia i'm just making a point
This comment is obviously fake
Why did 700 of you like this comment? *poods is angry now*
There's ANOTHER one identical to it. 626 likes.
ANNNND GUESS WHAT?
THERE IS AN OTHER IDENTICAL
THE ORIGINAL COMMENT
THESE FUCKERS THEY TAKE COMMENTS THAT GET ALOT OF LIKES,
THEY COPY AND PASTE THEM
and BOOM.
Hey, Hey
a 'cute girl' in the picture
I NEVER HAD AN INTERACTION WITH A LADY BEFORE *sureeee*
OH BOY HERE I COME.
That was a funny comment, here I go!
Here I go!
UuuUuUuUUuh SHIIIIIT.
ARE U GUYS THAT PATHETIC
R U THAT FUCKING STUPID
Can you all stop thinking with your dicks, for one fucking second?
Look at what's underneath it.
PewDiePie: If you are reading this, you are so lucky!
Go to: SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR ALL OF YOU
Let's..
Y'know what? You can track the data of these links.
Let's see how many of you fucking idiots clicked on this shit.
6000
And that's countiiiiing...
From Yesterday
(CLAPS IN A SARCASTIC MANNER)
*Points*
That's good!
(CLAPPING CONTINUES) That's good, that's good!
I mean, come on.
You ho-, you horny bastards are ruining my channel.
Alright?
Cara Vlogs.
First of all,
Why don't you call yourself like a normal fucking name?
Clara Vlogs or some shit.
There's different variations of these.
Alright?
I've seen them.
CARA VLOGS
SARAH VLOGS
PATRICIA VLOGS
Okay, stop.
If you sub me I will sub back with 34 accounts!
Heyyyyy, let's give a go.
JUST FUCKING KIDDING
YA FUCKING BITCH.
Alright.
I don't even know where to begin in this mess.
First of all
Oh my god...
I've said this
For years,
I've said this for longer than I begged for the diamond play button.
THIS IS FOR YOUTUBE
why the f-
*keeping dat anger in tho*
Why the hell..
Wh-
Why
Why can people create accounts with your name in it?
A couple of years ago
Before the Google+
Apocalypse
You could have one name per person.
There could not be two PewDiePies
Only one. *thats u poods*
Who thought it was a good idea..
To let that be a thing?
What the fuck are you guys thinking?
Like do I have to say this ?
Like I said it for years,
No listens at youtube.
at these sort of things.
Why can they do this?
It is mind blowingly stupid.
Yes, there is a check mark, by my name
Not everyone knows about that
Just don't let them create a character with my account.
Just don't let them do it.
People think this is me
Six thousand people, everyday think that's me.
Alright take that in a month.
Six thousand three hundred
That's roughly two hundred thousand a month.
Which calculates to two million a year
And this is just one channel.
We'll click on this link, what happens?
OOOH...
Gifts for my subcribers!
We all know there's a lot of young kids in youtube who don't know better.
They see this and they think..
OMG PEWDS WANTS TO GIVE ME A GIFT!
well not my fans, cause they are not fucking idiots.
But I imagine other people are.
What are w- what do I want?
I WANNA GALAXY S- i have one
WAIT YOU GET A 1000 GALAXY S7?!
thats a lot of S7 phones man
That is a tempting offer
I was gonna say yes to one but..
Now I get a thousand
There's even a chat here
Is this really working?
*wierd voice* Is This Really Working?
Yea, it works, its for his subs ONLY
They obviously put a lot of effort into making this seem real
Alright, okay.
I WAAAAAANT AN I PHONE
gimme an iPhone
Which col- Ooh I get to pick the colour, that's pretty generous
Proceed for human verification
Oh
Nevermind, download an app to prove that you're human.
Four of the offers to unlock the content
Ok Tesco vs. Argos
So it's basically an advertisment
You're filling in an advertisement
Making these people money
kill yourself
Another thing that blows my mind how stupid it is
And this is something that.. not just me but a lot of youtubers have pointed this out for years
If there's a really stupid comment that you wanna maybe explain something to,
If you reply to that comment, their comment will get bumped
While your comment will get buried
Why doesn't it just show my answer underneath
Like this
Is that so hard?
Why does this thing take years to implement?
It's a scheme that youtube, essentially is closing their eyes on for years
I am so so tired of it
and sick of it
And i just want my comments
to be functioning
they're not
PEWDIEPIE YOU'RE SUCH A CRYBABY WHY DO YOU CARE?
Well, comments is the main thing- feedback i get from my fans.
I wanna understand what they think
and
what they say
If the comments get abused
Then I can't use it
Last time I had to turn them off just hoping Youtube would do something
And I gave them a bunch of feedback that time
That was - this was years ago, by the way.
I said "moderators-
I said "Don't let people have the same name-"
"Don't let people post links."
Why would you give people more freedom to post links?
Why would you need to link something in the comments?
Who didn't realise that's a terrible fucking idea?
We have this broken-ass system that never fucking works
What should we do with it?
Oh I know!
Let's give them more freedom!
THAT'S THE GOOGLE WAY!
I've called to action before
I've said " hey fans, can you help me clean up the comments'
Can you help me flag or report
It doesn't work like that.
A lot of these features (does) exist on youtube
There are ways to have moderators
But it's sooo
Inefficicent
no-one knows about it
On twitch, however, it's so easy
slash.. mod... whatever person
They can help clean out the chat
Not a problem
I'm one person
With 45 .. 46 million people
Am I supposed to just moderate that myself?
When..
Clearly
I have a ton of fans who could help me out
Why
people can add subtitles
literally there's the option for ANYONE to put subtitles o my videos
without any moderation
why can we give them that freedom but not moderate the comments?
Can we just have moderated comments?
PLEASE *DO IT YOUTUBE OR ELSE*
YOUTUBE
I'm begging you
Its such a simple solution
which what i understand for you
seems to be a complicated problem.
I'm sick of this
I love you YouTube but you don't listen
Goodbye
I'm gonna go this time (Bye Pewds)
euuUghhaLRIGHT
well that was my lil' rant
I got a little worked up there
Thanks for leaving a like
APPRECIATE IT
tweet the hashtag
#makecommentsonyoutubenotsoshitplsjustaddmoderators
Can we make that trend?
*kisses fist*
Stay awesome bros.
I LOVE YOU PEWDSSSSSSSSSSSS <3
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