I'm so fucking tired, look at this face.(looks at old version of self)
Look how sad he is.(looks like he is taking a shit)
We're back on square one, YouTube.
Bravo, Bravo!(claps at YouTube's stupidity)
You did it. Is this how it's gonna be now?
I'll just have to make a video every time there's a problem, because otherwise nobody gives a shit.
Also, I've been enjoying shitting on YouTube.(WTF?)
** But let's have a little look at the comments, shall we.
Hey. O Cara Vlogs Pewds there is a secret ending I (don't) want to tell more!
718 likes ... Well it was a great comment
Made by a "Pretty" lady.
But yeah, Marzia I'm just making a point.
This comment is obviously fake: Why did 700 of you like this comment?
There's another one identical to it, 626 likes
and, guess what there's another identical the original comment!
these fuckers! they take comments that get alot of likes... they copy and paste them and BOOOMM!!!
hey...hey a cute girl in the picture I've never had an interaction with a lady before
*pewds is getting mad*
oh boy here I come that was a funny comment here .. here i go here i go *likes comment* ohhhh shit
are you guys that dumb are you that fucking stupid can you all stop thinking with your dicks for one fucking second
look whats underneath it pewdiepie if You Are Reading This, You Are So Lucky! Go To:
>> SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR ALL OF YOU <<
lets you know what you can track the data of these links
lets see how many of you fucking idiots clicked on this shit 6,000 (he was right you are idiots)
annnnnd that's counting ..... from yesterday *starts clapping in sarcastic way* that's good that's good i mean come on (look at his hair) you horny you horny bastards are ruining my channel allright
Cara Vlogs
First of all why don't you call yourself like a normal fucking name like Clara Vlogs or some shit THERE'S DIFFERENT VERSIONS iv seen them
cara vlogs
sara vlogs
patricia vlogs
ok stop if you sub me, i will sub you back with 34 accounts
hey lets give it a g o *relies that it wont happen*
just fucking kidding ya fucking BITCH!
*starts blocking her* alright
i dont even know were to begin with this mess first of all
Oh my god
I've said this for YEARS!
iv said this for longer then i begged for the DIAMOND PLAY BUTTON!
this is for youtube
why the- (trying not to swear)
why the hell
why (get it out all ready)
why can people create accounts with your name in it a couple years ago
before the google+
apocalypse you could have one name per person
they could not be two PewDiePie's only ONE!
who thought it was a good idea
to let that be a thing WTF! are you guys thinking like do i have to say this i
like i said it for years no one listens at youtube
at these sort of things why can they do this
it is mine blowingly stupid (peewds is that a word?)
yes there is a check mark by my name (copying from twitter)
not everyone knows about that just dont let them create a character with my account
just dont let em do it people think this is me 6000 people everyday think thats is me
alright take that a month *pewds doing maths* 6000 x 31= thats roughly 200000 a month
which calculates to 2 million a year
and this is just one channel you will click on this link what happens
ooooo gifts for my subscribers
we all know there's a lot of young kids in YouTube who dont know better and they see this and they think OMG! pewdiepie wants to give me a gift
well all though not my fans cuz there not fucking idiots but i imagine other people are
but what do i want do i want a galaxy s7 edge but i have one wait 1000 galaxy s7
that's a lot of s7 phones man thats is a tempted offer i was going to say yes to one but
but now i get a thousand oh theres even a chat here
is it really working?
die in a fire .............................. is this really working
yep it works,its for his subsrcibers only
they put a lot of effort into putting into this to seem real okay i want an iphone
give me a iphone oo wich colour ooo i get to select a color that's pretty generous proceed for human verification
oh never mind download an app to prove that you are human four of the offers to unlock the content
okay test are a go so its basically advertisements
you are filling in advertisements making these people money kill your self (kys)
another thing that blows my mind how stupid it is its something thats not just me but a lot of youtubers have pointed out
for years if theres a really stupid comment that maybe i want to explain to you if you reply to that comment their comment will get bumped well your comment will get buried
why doesnt it just show my answer underneath like this
is that so hard!
why does these things take years to implement (IM GOING SUPERSAIN
its a sceem that youtube is internally closing there eye on for years i am so tired of it and sick of it and im just want my comments
to be functioning
*bangs elbow on desk*
there not pewdiepie your such a cry baby why do you care
well comments is the main thing for feedback i get from my fans i wanna understand on what they think
and what they say if the comments get abused then i cant use it last time
i had to turn them off just hoping that youtube would do something
i gave them a bunch of feedback that time and this was years ago btw
i said moderators i said dont let people same name dont let people post links why would you give more freedom
to post links why would you need to link something in the comments
who didn't relise that's a terrible fucking idea we have this broken ass system
*google person #1)that never fucking works why should we do with it
*google person #2) oh i know lets give them more freedom
(google person#1) that's the google way
*applauding*
iv called two action before iv said hey fans can you help me clean out the comments
can you help me flag or report
it dosent work like that a lot of these features are here is on youtube there are ways to be moderators but its so bad no one knows about it
on twitch however
its so easy
/mod whatever person
they can help clean out the chat no problem im one person when 45 46 million people am i supposed to just moderate that my self (IM SO POPULAR)
when clearly i have a ton of fans who could help me out why people
can add subtitles literally theres a option for anyone to put subtitles on my videos (thats the reason im doing this XD)
without any moderation why can we give that freedom but not moderator
can we please just have moderated comments please
youtube im begging you its such a simple solution which i would understand seems to be a complete complicated problem
im sick of this
i love youtube but you dont listen goodbye
im just going to go this time *peewds quits yt)
welllll alright that was my little rant (more like big rant)
got a little worked up their and thank you for leaving a like i like it tweet the hashtag #makecommentsinyoutbenotsoshitpleasejustaddmoderators (or #FIXTHEFUCKINGCOMMENTS
can we make that trend
BROFISTTIME
stay awesome bros
its its been bothering me for so long now im been trying to find solutions too it been hoping it would get better
i was just hoping youtube would try to figure a way out it doesnt seem like it and im just sick of it so im just going to turn off comments forever
this time
and i hope you understand my dissension that im doing that
i wouldnt say that you would lose something i would say that as talking the next step in the right direction