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I'm so fucking tired, look at this face.(looks at old version of self)

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Look how sad he is.(looks like he is taking a shit)

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We're back on square one, YouTube.

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Bravo, Bravo!(claps at YouTube's stupidity)

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You did it. Is this how it's gonna be now?

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I'll just have to make a video every time there's a problem, because otherwise nobody gives a shit.

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Also, I've been enjoying shitting on YouTube.(WTF?)

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** But let's have a little look at the comments, shall we.

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Hey. O Cara Vlogs Pewds there is a secret ending I (don't) want to tell more!

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718 likes ... Well it was a great comment

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Made by a "Pretty" lady.

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But yeah, Marzia I'm just making a point.

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This comment is obviously fake: Why did 700 of you like this comment?

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There's another one identical to it, 626 likes

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and, guess what there's another identical the original comment!

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these fuckers! they take comments that get alot of likes... they copy and paste them and BOOOMM!!!

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hey...hey a cute girl in the picture I've never had an interaction with a lady before

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*pewds is getting mad*

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oh boy here I come that was a funny comment here .. here i go here i go *likes comment* ohhhh shit

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are you guys that dumb are you that fucking stupid can you all stop thinking with your dicks for one fucking second

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look whats underneath it pewdiepie if You Are Reading This, You Are So Lucky! Go To:

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>> SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR ALL OF YOU <<

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lets you know what you can track the data of these links

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lets see how many of you fucking idiots clicked on this shit 6,000 (he was right you are idiots)

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annnnnd that's counting ..... from yesterday *starts clapping in sarcastic way* that's good that's good i mean come on (look at his hair) you horny you horny bastards are ruining my channel allright

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Cara Vlogs

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First of all why don't you call yourself like a normal fucking name like Clara Vlogs or some shit THERE'S DIFFERENT VERSIONS iv seen them

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cara vlogs

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sara vlogs

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patricia vlogs

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ok stop if you sub me, i will sub you back with 34 accounts

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hey lets give it a g o *relies that it wont happen*

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just fucking kidding ya fucking BITCH!

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*starts blocking her* alright

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i dont even know were to begin with this mess first of all

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Oh my god

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I've said this for YEARS!

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iv said this for longer then i begged for the DIAMOND PLAY BUTTON!

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this is for youtube

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why the- (trying not to swear)

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why the hell

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why (get it out all ready)

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why can people create accounts with your name in it a couple years ago

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before the google+

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apocalypse you could have one name per person

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they could not be two PewDiePie's only ONE!

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who thought it was a good idea

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to let that be a thing WTF! are you guys thinking like do i have to say this i

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like i said it for years no one listens at youtube

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at these sort of things why can they do this

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it is mine blowingly stupid (peewds is that a word?)

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yes there is a check mark by my name (copying from twitter)

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not everyone knows about that just dont let them create a character with my account

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just dont let em do it people think this is me 6000 people everyday think thats is me

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alright take that a month *pewds doing maths* 6000 x 31= thats roughly 200000 a month

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which calculates to 2 million a year

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and this is just one channel you will click on this link what happens

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ooooo gifts for my subscribers

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we all know there's a lot of young kids in YouTube who dont know better  and they see this and they think OMG! pewdiepie wants to give me a gift

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well all though not my fans cuz there not fucking idiots but i imagine other people are

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but what do i want  do i want a galaxy s7 edge but i have one wait 1000 galaxy s7

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that's a lot of s7 phones man thats is a tempted offer i was going to say yes to one but

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but now i get a thousand oh theres even a chat here

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is it really working?

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die in a fire .............................. is this really working

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yep it works,its for his subsrcibers only

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they put a lot of effort into putting into this to seem real okay i want an iphone

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give me a iphone oo wich colour ooo i get to select a color  that's pretty generous proceed for human verification

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oh never mind download an app to prove that you are human four of the offers to unlock the content

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okay test are a go so its basically advertisements

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you are filling in advertisements making these people money kill your self (kys)

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another thing that blows my mind how stupid it is its something thats not just me but a lot of youtubers have pointed out

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for years if theres a really stupid comment that maybe i want to explain to you if you reply to that comment their comment will get bumped well your comment will get buried

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why doesnt it just show my answer underneath like this

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is that so hard!

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why does these things take years to implement (IM GOING SUPERSAIN

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its a sceem that youtube is internally closing there eye on for years i am so tired of it and sick of it and im just want my comments

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to be functioning

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*bangs elbow on desk*

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there not pewdiepie your such a cry baby why do you care

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well comments is the main thing for feedback i get from my fans i wanna understand on what they think

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and what they say if the comments get abused then i cant use it last time

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i had to turn them off just hoping that youtube would do something

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i gave them a bunch of feedback  that time and this was years ago btw

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i said moderators i said dont let people same name dont let people post links why would you give more freedom

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to post links why would you need to link something in the comments

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who didn't relise that's a terrible fucking idea we have this broken ass system

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*google person #1)that never fucking works why should we do with it

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*google person #2) oh i know lets give them more freedom

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(google person#1) that's the google way

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*applauding*

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iv called two action before iv said hey fans can you help me clean out the comments

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can you help me flag or report

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it dosent work like that a lot of these features are here is on youtube there are ways to be moderators but its so bad no one knows about it

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on twitch however

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its so easy

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/mod whatever person

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they can help clean out the chat no problem im one person when 45 46 million people am i supposed to just moderate that my self (IM SO POPULAR)

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when clearly i have a ton of fans who could help me out why people

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can add subtitles literally theres a option for anyone to  put  subtitles on my videos (thats the reason im doing this XD)

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without any moderation why can we give that freedom but not moderator

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can we please just have moderated comments please

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youtube im begging you its such a simple solution which i would understand seems to be a complete complicated problem

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im sick of this

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i love youtube but you dont listen goodbye

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im just going to go  this time *peewds quits yt)

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welllll alright that was my little rant (more like big rant)

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got a little worked up their and thank you for leaving a like i like it tweet the hashtag #makecommentsinyoutbenotsoshitpleasejustaddmoderators (or #FIXTHEFUCKINGCOMMENTS

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can we make that trend

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BROFISTTIME

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stay awesome bros

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its its been bothering me for so long now im been trying  to find solutions too it been hoping it would get better

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i was just hoping youtube would try to figure a way out it doesnt seem like it and im just sick of it so im just going to turn off comments forever

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this time

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and i hope you understand my dissension  that im doing that

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i wouldnt say that you would lose something i would say that  as talking the next step in the right direction