WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.620 He is right why let us change the subtitles 00:00:01.620 --> 00:00:02.820 I'm So Fucking Tired M8 00:00:02.820 --> 00:00:04.060 Look At This Face 00:00:04.060 --> 00:00:05.060 Look How Sad He Is 00:00:05.060 --> 00:00:06.360 *facepalm* 00:00:06.360 --> 00:00:07.820 We're back on square one, Youtube. 00:00:08.380 --> 00:00:10.980 Bravo, Bravo. You did it. 00:00:11.360 --> 00:00:12.900 (Intense PØLSE) Is this how it's gonna be now 00:00:13.060 --> 00:00:14.300 Ill just have to make a video. 00:00:14.300 --> 00:00:15.780 Everytime theres a problem. 00:00:15.780 --> 00:00:17.780 Cause otherwise no one gives a shit 00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:19.200 Also, I've been enjoying my new shitty youtube 00:00:19.200 --> 00:00:19.860 (Zoom) Buuu 00:00:19.860 --> 00:00:21.860 Lets have a little look at the comments shall we. 00:00:21.860 --> 00:00:22.360 Eyy 00:00:22.360 --> 00:00:23.360 Oh, Caras Vlogs 00:00:23.360 --> 00:00:23.860 00:00:23.860 --> 00:00:27.280 Pewds there is a secret ending I want to tell more! 00:00:27.340 --> 00:00:29.000 Seven hundred and Eighteen likes.. 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:31.800 (Silence) 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:33.280 Well it was a great comment 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:34.240 Made by a 00:00:34.240 --> 00:00:35.240 Pretty lady (Zooms in on Photo) 00:00:35.240 --> 00:00:36.180 Marzia, I'm just making a point 00:00:36.600 --> 00:00:38.360 This comment is obviously fake 00:00:38.360 --> 00:00:40.880 Why are 700 of you like this comment 00:00:40.880 --> 00:00:43.220 There's another one identical to it. 00:00:43.220 --> 00:00:44.880 626 likes 00:00:44.880 --> 00:00:45.440 And.. 00:00:45.440 --> 00:00:46.500 Guess what?! 00:00:47.120 --> 00:00:48.720 THERE'S ANOTHER IDENTICAL 00:00:48.720 --> 00:00:50.940 THE ORIGINALCOMMENT 00:00:51.120 --> 00:00:56.240 These fuckers, they take comments that got a lot likes they copy and paste them. 00:00:56.240 --> 00:00:58.100 And boom, hey... hey 00:00:58.100 --> 00:00:59.360 ...a cute girl in the picture... 00:00:59.860 --> 00:01:02.160 I never had an interaction with a lady before. 00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:03.600 Oh boy, here I come 00:01:03.620 --> 00:01:06.240 That was a funny comment. Here I, here I go! Here I go. 00:01:06.240 --> 00:01:07.660 *Click* 00:01:07.660 --> 00:01:08.680 Ahhh. 00:01:08.680 --> 00:01:09.520 Shiiiiit. 00:01:09.520 --> 00:01:12.120 Are you guys that pathetic? Are you that fucking stupid? 00:01:12.400 --> 00:01:15.380 Can y'all stop thinking with your dicks for one fucking second? 00:01:15.380 --> 00:01:16.600 Look at what's underneath it. 00:01:16.800 --> 00:01:19.760 PewDiePie, if you are reading this, you are so lucky 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:22.840 "Go to: special surprise for all of you" 00:01:22.840 --> 00:01:25.600 Let's loo...you know what? You can track the data of these links. 00:01:25.600 --> 00:01:28.000 Let's see how many of you fucking idiots clicked on this shit. 00:01:28.200 --> 00:01:28.940 six thousand... 00:01:28.940 --> 00:01:33.440 And...that's counting ......from yesterday. 00:01:33.580 --> 00:01:38.000 *Slow clap* 00:01:38.460 --> 00:01:41.140 *keeps clapping* That's good. That's good, that's good. 00:01:41.140 --> 00:01:42.820 I mean, come on... 00:01:43.260 --> 00:01:46.100 You ho- you horny bastards are ruining my channel, alright? 00:01:46.100 --> 00:01:51.560 "Cara Vlogs". First of all, why don't you call yourself like a normal fucking name like "Clara Vlogs" or some shit. 00:01:51.560 --> 00:01:54.780 There's different variations of these. Alright? I've seen them. 00:01:54.780 --> 00:01:58.660 "Cara Vlogs", "Sarah Vlogs", "Patricia vlogs" 00:01:58.660 --> 00:01:59.880 Okay, stop. 00:01:59.880 --> 00:02:03.020 "IF YOU SUB ME, I WILL SUB BACK WITH 34 ACCOUNTS." 00:02:03.020 --> 00:02:04.140 Hey, let's give it a go. 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:09.360 Just fucking kidding, you fucking bitch, alright? 00:02:09.380 --> 00:02:11.140 I don't even know where to begin in this mess. 00:02:11.140 --> 00:02:14.360 First of all, oh my god, I've said this for years. 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:17.780 I've said this for longer than I begged for the Diamond Play Button. 00:02:17.780 --> 00:02:19.740 This is for YouTube.. 00:02:20.500 --> 00:02:24.500 Why the f... why the hell... wh-why...? 00:02:24.500 --> 00:02:27.940 Why can people create accounts with your name in it? 00:02:28.120 --> 00:02:31.540 A couple years ago, before the Google+ ap...apocalypse.. 00:02:31.550 --> 00:02:35.870 You could have one name per person. There could not be two PewDiePies, only one. 00:02:35.870 --> 00:02:39.120 Who thought it was a good idea to let that be a thing? -_- 00:02:39.650 --> 00:02:45.550 What the fuck are you guys thinking? Like, do I have to say this? Like I've said it for years. 00:02:45.700 --> 00:02:49.331 No one listens at YouTube at these sort of things. Why can they do this? 00:02:49.880 --> 00:02:51.500 It is mind-blowingly stupid. 00:02:51.500 --> 00:02:54.400 Yes, there is a checkmark by my name. 00:02:54.560 --> 00:03:01.300 Not everyone knows about that. Just don't let them create a character with my account. Just don't let 'em do it. 00:03:01.580 --> 00:03:05.990 People think this is me. Six thousand people, every day think that's me. 00:03:05.990 --> 00:03:07.240 Alright, take that in a month. 00:03:07.240 --> 00:03:12.550 Six thousand, three hundred. That's roughly two hundred thousand a month, which calculates to two million a year. 00:03:12.560 --> 00:03:16.400 And this is just one channel. We'll click on this link... 00:03:16.440 --> 00:03:20.630 What happens? Ooooh, "gifts for my subscribers!" We all know there is a lot of 00:03:20.630 --> 00:03:22.730 young kids on YouTube who don't know better. 00:03:22.730 --> 00:03:26.170 They see this and they think, "Oh my god, PewDiePie wants to give me a gift." 00:03:26.190 --> 00:03:27.619 Well, not my fans 'cause they're 00:03:27.769 --> 00:03:31.820 they're not fucking idiots. But I imagine other people are. What do we- what do I want? 00:03:31.820 --> 00:03:37.940 I want a galax- I have one. Wait you get A THOUSAND GALAXY S7? Thats a lot of S7 Phones Man... 00:03:37.940 --> 00:03:40.220 That is a tempting offer. 00:03:40.220 --> 00:03:44.480 I was gonna say yes to one, but now I get a thousand. Oh, theres a- 00:03:44.480 --> 00:03:47.160 there's even a chat here. "Is this really working?" 00:03:47.660 --> 00:03:48.620 "Die in a fire" 00:03:50.180 --> 00:03:51.160 "Is it really working?" 00:03:51.170 --> 00:03:56.600 "Yep it works, it's for his subscribers only." They obviously put in a lot of effort into making this seem real. 00:03:56.690 --> 00:04:02.000 Alright, okay. I want an iPhone, give me an iPhone. which-ooh. I can select colors, that's pretty generous. 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:04.019 "Proceed for human verification." 00:04:04.519 --> 00:04:13.600 Oh! Never mind! "Download an app to prove that you are human." 4 of the offers to unlock the content. Okay, Tesco vs. Argos.... 00:04:13.660 --> 00:04:19.700 So, it's basically advertisements. You're filling in advertisements. Making these people money. 00:04:19.780 --> 00:04:23.600 "Kill yourself." Another thing that blows my mind how stupid it is 00:04:24.100 --> 00:04:27.490 and this is something not just me, but a lot of youtubers have pointed this out 00:04:27.490 --> 00:04:28.780 for years!! 00:04:28.780 --> 00:04:31.870 If there's a really stupid comment that you want to maybe explain something to... 00:04:31.870 --> 00:04:35.860 If you reply to that comment, their comment will get bumped, 00:04:35.860 --> 00:04:39.760 while your comment will get buried. Why doesn't it just show my answer 00:04:39.760 --> 00:04:43.270 underneath like this. Is that so hard? 00:04:43.270 --> 00:04:46.260 Why does these things take years to implement? This thing that YouTube 00:04:46.270 --> 00:04:48.610 essentially is closing their eyes on for years. 00:04:48.610 --> 00:04:53.680 I am so tired of it, and sick of it and I just want my comments to be 00:04:53.680 --> 00:04:54.800 functioning. 00:04:55.260 --> 00:04:59.910 They're not. (Mocking voice) PooDiePie, you're such a crybaby, why do you care? 00:04:59.950 --> 00:05:05.260 Well, comments is the main thing, feedback, I get from my fans. I want to understand 00:05:05.260 --> 00:05:09.970 what they think and what they say. If the comments gets abused, 00:05:09.970 --> 00:05:13.170 then I can't use it. Last time, I had to turn them off just hoping YouTube would 00:05:13.180 --> 00:05:16.390 do something. And I gave them a bunch of feedback that time. That was, this was 00:05:16.390 --> 00:05:19.390 years ago, by the way, I said "Moderators..." 00:05:19.390 --> 00:05:23.470 I said "don't let people have the same name, don't let people post links." 00:05:23.470 --> 00:05:27.100 Why would you give people more freedom to post links? Why would you need to link 00:05:27.100 --> 00:05:31.660 something in the comments? Who didn't realize that's a terrible fucking idea? 00:05:31.660 --> 00:05:35.560 We have this broken ass system that never fucking works, what should you do with it? 00:05:35.560 --> 00:05:39.640 Oh! I know! Let's give them more freedom! That's the google way! *Clapping* 00:05:39.640 --> 00:05:44.320 I've called to action before. I said "Hey fans, can you help me clean out the comments?" 00:05:44.320 --> 00:05:48.520 "Can you help me flag or report?" It doesn't work like that. A lot of these 00:05:48.520 --> 00:05:50.800 features does exist on YouTube. 00:05:50.800 --> 00:05:55.720 There are ways to have moderators, but it's so inefficient. No one knows about it. 00:05:55.720 --> 00:06:03.430 On twitch, however, it's so easy. "Slash mod whatever person"; they can help clean out 00:06:03.430 --> 00:06:05.530 The chat, not a problem. 00:06:05.530 --> 00:06:10.750 I'm one person with 45, 46 million people. Am I supposed to just moderate that 00:06:10.750 --> 00:06:11.830 Myself? 00:06:11.830 --> 00:06:16.050 When clearly, I have a ton of fans who could help me out? Why- people can add subtitles (Heyyyy c;) 00:06:16.480 --> 00:06:21.040 Literally, there's the option for anyone to put subtitles on my videos, 00:06:21.099 --> 00:06:22.750 Without any moderation. 00:06:22.750 --> 00:06:26.710 Why can we give them that freedom but not moderate the comments? 00:06:26.710 --> 00:06:30.610 Can we please just have moderated comments, please? 00:06:30.610 --> 00:06:35.110 YouTube, I'm begging you, it's such a simple solution. Which what I understand, 00:06:35.110 --> 00:06:37.330 for you seems to be a complicated problem. 00:06:37.330 --> 00:06:40.800 I'm sick of this. I love you YouTube, but you don't listen... 00:06:40.810 --> 00:06:44.440 Goodbye, I'm just gonna go this time. 00:06:45.009 --> 00:06:48.310 Yeahh, all right, well, that was my little rant. And got a little worked up there and... 00:06:48.310 --> 00:06:50.259 Thank you for leaving a like, appreciate it. 00:06:50.260 --> 00:06:52.660 Tweet the hashtag: 00:06:52.820 --> 00:07:03.260 #MakeCommentsOnYouTubeNotSoShitPleaseJustAddModerators - Can we make that a trend? 00:07:03.260 --> 00:07:04.860 [thumbs up] 00:07:04.860 --> 00:07:05.780 [you...] 00:07:05.920 --> 00:07:06.420 [kisses fist] 00:07:06.420 --> 00:07:07.000 (Fist hits camera) 00:07:07.000 --> 00:07:08.060 Stay awesome, bros. 00:07:08.060 --> 00:07:10.060 It's- It's been bothering me for so long now 00:07:10.060 --> 00:07:12.520 I've been trying to find solutions to it 00:07:12.720 --> 00:07:14.700 I've been hoping that it would get better 00:07:14.700 --> 00:07:17.540 I was hoping YouTube would try to figure a way out 00:07:17.540 --> 00:07:20.840 but it- it doesn't seem like it, and... umm, I'm just sick of it 00:07:20.840 --> 00:07:23.280 00:07:23.280 --> 00:07:26.660 They're not coming back, uhh, this time around 00:07:26.660 --> 00:07:29.920 And I hope you understand my decision of doing that 00:07:29.920 --> 00:07:32.320 I wouldn't say it as we'd lose something 00:07:32.320 --> 00:07:35.860 I would say it as.. taking the next step in the right direction.