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Jadi,

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Gua bakalan jadi
...

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bartender.

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(Coeg, bartender + klasik musik + aksi gilaaa)
＼(☆o◎)／

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[Pewdiepie mempersembahkan]
[Menjadi mabuk]
[Sangat aman untuk ditonton semua]

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Ini dia,

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Minuman pertama, semuanya!

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Minuman perta-

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(Sendawa)
( ┐΄✹ਊ✹)┐

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Ya ampun!

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Apa yang harus gua-

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Botol pertama yaitu Whiskey.

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Oke, oke. Gua gak asing lagi sama whiskey.

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Oh, anjir!

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Mantab jiwa, jago juga gua jadi bartender ya.

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(OHHHHHHH)

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(AAAHHHH)

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Gua nuanginnya ke mata gua.

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(mandi lu men?) （￣□￣；）?
[Kayaknya cuci muka.] ( ❛ ֊ ❛)

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Mata guaa, seharusnya perih

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Liat bottle flip ini deh.

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WOW
Σ (　 Д )ﻌﻌﻌﻌ⊙ ⊙

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Bottle flip di VR

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(FUCKING-NIGGA)
[God, not the N-word.]

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(WOOOOOOOW)
Σ (　 Д )ﻌﻌﻌﻌ⊙ ⊙

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Σ (　 Д )ﻌﻌﻌﻌ⊙ ⊙

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(WOOOOW)
Σ (　 Д )ﻌﻌﻌﻌ⊙ ⊙

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Σ (　 Д )ﻌﻌﻌﻌ⊙ ⊙

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OH,

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YA,

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TUHAAAAN!

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Bottle flip masih ngetrend ga sih?

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Bangsat lu!!

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(pffft, Hoki aje juga) ˘\_| ￣‹3￣|_/˘

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(ngabisin waktu hidupnya, yg gk penting)

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[Whiskeynya mana tuh Pewds?]

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(lagu satan)

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Yes!

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Σ (　 Д )ﻌﻌﻌﻌ⊙ ⊙

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Anjay!

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Liat kan lu!
Σ (　 Д )ﻌﻌﻌﻌ⊙ ⊙

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Apakah kalian-

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krik, krik krik
(ngomong ma sapa?)
[Gapunya temen ya bang?]

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Okeh,

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Siapa yang mau whiskey?

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Oke, kita punya gelasnya.

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Sempurna.

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Uh... Lu keliatan haus bo-

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Oke itu bagus, tap-

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GG.

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GG,semuanya

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Oke, lu mau es?

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Lu tuh apaan sih? Cuma orang gay yang naro es di whiskeynya.

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Lu mau sedikit-

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*Ngeludah*

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Mau nambahin sesuatu lagi untuk ngehancurin minuman sempurna ini?

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Oke, selanjutnya!

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Vodka di atas batu(?)
[Itu jenis minuman. (´・ω・`)]

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Pilihan, yang sangat bagus, kawan!

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Kita punya vodka,

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disini!!!

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(Cara bikin racun yg baik dan benar)

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Pake es...

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...daan, lemon!

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Maksudku, sebuah lemon!

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(PFFFTTTT)
[Rip, Pewds gagal.]

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Wow! Keren banget anjay.

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Yeahhh!
(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

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Ini keren. Gua suka ini.

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Sekarang, gua bakal ngebuat minuman yang kayak tadi...

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...di dunia nyata!

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Ayo kita liat gimana jadinya.

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Oke...

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Ini dia! Minuman pertama gua.

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Temulawak (Vodka Tonic)
[Bruh, ya kali temulawak sama kayak vodka.]

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Gua gak butuh ini.

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*tepuk tangan*

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Pertama-tama, kita harus ambil... Gelasnya.

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Yang ada disini.

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Yes!

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Gua dapet gelasnya!

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Asique!

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Yo!

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Itu dia! Itu sangat...

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(shaahahahahha)

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Sekarang, izinkan gua ngambil vodkanya,

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Itu ada di... sebelah sini.

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(Ahhh)

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Ini vodkanya kan?

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Kayaknya iya. Rasanya kayak uh...

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Ya ini vod-

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Awww
 ☆￣(＞。☆)

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(Kwehhhhheeee)
☆￣(＞。☆)

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(Kwehhhhheeee)

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(Di cium segala)
[Atuh kan ya mau mastiin dianya teh (´・ω・`)]

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Baunya... Baunya enak!

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Sekarang...

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...biar gua uh... tuang...

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...3 Ons...

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...vodka.

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Buat lu.

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(Gak mau njirr, masi pengen idup gw)
[Mabok doang kak, mabok doang. Mati terlalu kuat katanya.]

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(woy, bocor itu men!)

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Selesai!

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A-apa itu, cukup untuk anda, Pak?

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Oke, biar gua ambil beberapa es batu!

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(G*BL*G) Σ(꒪ȏ꒪)

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Biarkan gua, coba itu lagi!

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Mana gelasnya? Ini dia!

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(LEPAS GOGGLE nya Njeng!!!)

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(ahhh)
(LEPAS GOGGLE nya Njeng!!!)

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Izinkan gua ngasih tonic ini buat lu, bro.

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(Gk perlu men,!!! Seriusan!!!)

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Tadi vodka tonic bukan sih?

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Mana-

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Ini dia!

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(idih kena tanganya!!!)

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Daaaan...

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...selesai!

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Silahkan.

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(bhehehehehe)

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Ini kelihatannya cukup enak.

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(Mati lu NJENG!!!)

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[Mmmmmmm.]

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Ini enak sebenernya.

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Oh, njir, bentar, sebenernya.

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Kok gua bisa lupa...

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...sama...

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...lemonnya?

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Lemon segar!

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Lebih enak kalo ada sepotong lemon segarnya.

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Atau jeruk.
Σ(・Д・)!?

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(gua harap dia masih idup besok,)
[Amin.]

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(ciu soda tumveh tumveh)

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(EHKHHHHH)

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Lebih enak kalo gua yang bikin.

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Ini game yang keren dan tenang. Gua bener-bener suka.

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Lu tau? Gua pernah jadi bartender sekali.

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(ohhh, pasti lgsg di pechat)
[Eh kalo ngomong ya. Suka bener.]

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Cuman sekali, karena gua gak pernah di pekerjakan lagi.

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(ya kan pasti!!!)
[Wah translatornya peramal!]

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Whiskey cola! Sebentar lagi, kawan!

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Biar gua ambil dulu gelasnya.

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Gelas yg selalu gua sim-

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-pen...

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...di sini.

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Ini dia! Eh salah gelas.

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Ini- Ah ini pas banget.

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Oke.

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(Banyak gaya lu Njing!!) 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸
[Ayyyye, tahan emosi, tahan emosi.]

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apa,
凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

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Apa yang sedang terjadi, yo?

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Apa ini ngebuat kalian ngeri?

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Pastinya iya.

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Oke, biarin gua ambil whiskeynya!

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HEYYYAH!

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WOWOW, apaan barusan?

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Okeh, gapapa.

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Sekarang...

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Berapa banyak yang lu mau? 3 teguk?

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(No, Tengkyu, bkn level)
[Ah, ga bakalan dikasih ini.] *cri*

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3 teguk whiskey.

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Gua gak terlalu suka ngo- ngoplos sama cola.

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Tapi lu tau, lu har-

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Lu harus ngelakuin...

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...apa yang mau lu lakuin, oke?

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Itu dia, sekarang ayo kita-

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ayo-

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(BUKA GOGGLENYA NYET!!)

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Sekarang kita ambil...

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Coca-Colanya!

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(itu rasanya bakalan kayak gimana?!!!)
[Coba dong dicobain biar tau, hehe.]

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(MAO MATI KERACUNAN?)

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Lu mau pake es bro?!

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Serahin ke gua!

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(BANYAK GAYA LU NY*T!!!!) (╬ಠ益ಠ)
[Ih atut. Translatornya ngamook. (ノдヽ)]

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(╬ಠ益ಠ)
[Takut ih Felinya (ノдヽ)]

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Whiskey Cola!

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Akan disajikan sebentar lagi.

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[Lah bodo amat malah diminum.]

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Itu cuman alesan gua buat minum doang. :P

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凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

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Yang penting hepi!

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(mampus LU!!)

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(MINUM! MINUM! MINUM! MINUM! MINUM! MINUM! dst.)

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Oke.

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(EARRAPE GTA OPENING)
[Kan udah Feli bilang, kalo nonton pewds jangan pake headphone.]

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Ini dia, minuman yang lainya, semuanya!

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Bener-bener menyenangkan.

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Sebuah gin on the rocks.

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Hey, kita punya Hennigan!

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GIINNN, semuanya!

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Anjay!

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WOWOWOW, ngapai-

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CIN, CONG

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,LO COEEEEEGGG!!!

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(OHHH)

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Aneh Bin NYATAAA!(what are the odds)

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Aneh bin nyata!

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gua beneran penasaran apa gua bisa ngelakuin trik...
(Searching ndiri!)

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...di VR.
(Searching ndiri!)

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[Gagal.]

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Jawabannya enggak, jawabanya enggak, semuanya.

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Oke, oke. Ini dia.

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Vodka on the- Apa?!

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Berubah?

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ah, yang bener aja.
[Pewds kzl.]

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Oke, ini gin on the rocksnya.

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Sempurna!

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*Sendawa* Siapa yang mau gin on the rocks?!

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*eugh*

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*eugh* (AHHH)

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(EEHB)

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Banyak banget, oke ini dia.

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Biar gua ambil gelas itu dulu.

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Jadi bartender itu keren banget men!

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Paling keren!

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Oke, biar gua ambil ginnya.

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Pas banget di tempat yang gua mau.

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Keren bang-

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Ini gin ,kan?

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Ya, ini gin.

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okeh,

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(LEPAS GOGGLENYA!!!)

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Biar saya tuangkan untuk anda!

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Lu mau yang lain selain ini, boy?

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Jangan dipedulikan.

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Jangan dipedulikan!

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Gapapa.

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Lu mau es batu?

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((‡▼益▼))

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Tidak!

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Tenang saja bro.

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Ini dia! Gin on the-

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Gin on the rocks.

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Atau-

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"GuIN dI aT4s BhAtoE"
[Woah oke.]

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(schehehehehehe)

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Ini adalah kehormatan saya.

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(eee) MANEMA!-

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JUEAFFF!
[Mabok much?]

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Dan makasih ya udah nonton.

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Lu mau dateng ke barnya Pewdiepie?

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Hubungi gua aja di- di...

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...craigslist.
щ(゜ロ゜щ)??

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Gu- gua, gua dat- ngadain pesta.

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Tiap Rabu.

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Kalo kalian mau ngasih sebuah like,

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(aaaaa)

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dan ngedukung Patreon gua,

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untuk berkesempatan jadi pemabok.
(屮゜Д゜)屮

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Hubungi gua!

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(aaaa)

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Datengin agen gua...

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Namanya itu... Uh...
(LEPAS GOGGLE NYA!!!!)

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Jeff.