Marina Joyce....(Who's that?)
We've ALL seen her videos....(NO)
(blahblahblah)
We all think we know what happened..
Phillip DeFranco: "She being FORCED to make videos"
Phillip DeFranco: "Someone who has kidnapped her?"WUUUTTT
But I'm here today to tell you,
I am her kidnapper...(Really?!)
I am the one responsible for Marina Joyce!
Top quality editing
Scripted content
And branded advertising
And you've all played right into my hands >:MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Don't believe me?(I believe you papa pewds :3)
I'll show you
Everyone knows I am the king of clickbait,(Isn't Leafy is?)
And here I taught Marina Joyce
How to do it
Dying my hair pink
[Video] *laughs* Psych! Okay, yeah...
[Video] I didn't really dye my hair pink.....(LIAAARR)
[Video] ..THIS IS CLICKBAIT
[Video] And actually, I love clickbait guys!
[Video] So...
DAMN IT I THOUGHT IS WAS REAL!
I am the one who BOUGHT Marina Joyce that wig...
And I taught her all about CLICKBAIT
My hair is not a wig, though, shut up..(I thought it was a wig)
----I taught her that trick.
I....
am the one that needs to be
CREDITED!!
[Marina Joyce] That one day I went to save all the animals from passing away.
HYAHAYAHYAHAYHAYAHAYHAHYHAHAHHAYAHYAHYAHAYHAYAHAYHAAYHAYAAYHAYAHAYAHYAHAYAHYAHAHAHYAHAHYHYAYHAHAAYHAHYAHYAHYAHYHYAHA
And I want to---[WTF]
I told her to cry on camera
Everyone knows crying on camera = views.(You're right :3)
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;(
To get your core message across,
you really gotta hit those points...
FAST.
Marina, get it, FAST!
As much information as fuckin' possible.
Go!
[Marina] You should watch Cowspiracy because...
it's a very good thing to watch, but it's very gory,
so, I don't recommend watching it, but just unders---
[Poods] Wait, wait, can we repeat that?
[Poods imitating Marina] You should watch Cowspiracy because it's a very good thing to watch...
...but it's very gory, so I don't recommend watching it.
[claps]
DAMN, that's good!
Here, uh, we didn't figure out the 10 (voice crack) minute mark yet,
so we ended the video...
...a little too early. [Marina] I found them! :D
[Poods] That's okay, though. [Marina] I love you! :D
My mandom, fandom what?? [x2](THE HELL SHE'S SINGING)
[too much cringe]
I love you guys so much! (kiss)
Bye!
[Poods] See, the video ends here at 2:31
And we're like, Hey, let's make it...
Let's make it 3:58.
Dat's a good numba.
TEH-HEH!
[Marina] And I wanted to address that because--it's just because I uploaded...
...a penis as a thumbnail.
And it was NOT okay! >:(
[THAT FACE DOE]
[Pewds] You know, my mistake.
I told her to upload a penis as a thumbnail.
It was a shit show.
Here's a picture.
You can't find it anymore.
I am sorry.
Marina should not take the blame for it.
OKEI?!?
[Marina] And it just works like this...!
[beep]
[Poods] I'm really--I'm really proud of this video because...
We have the...the background music
which was obviously copyrighted.
[BEEP]
So, we just added another background music anyway.
[BEEP]
So you get two musics in one!
[BEEP]
And...
what's better than one music...
TWO MOOSICS!!
[undistinguishable Marina sounds]
And you can see by the end of this what it's going to look like [what the fuck]
[Marina] Hey guys! :)
This video is sponsored by Boohoo!
Boohoo is an online fashion retailer.
It offers men's we---
[Poods] Shame on you, Boohoo.
(laughs)
Like, what the fuck?
You notice she's getting a shit ton of views.
So we were like, "Hey, let's pay..."
"Let's pay this one because she gets a lot of views now."
Even though she's clearly having some kind of mental breakdown, okay?
Like...
Which, technically, I am making fun of as well...
But, like, what the fuck, Boohoo?
Come on!
♫ Remember when I moved in you ♫
♫ And the holy dove was moving, too ♫
♫ And every breath we drew was Hallelujah ♫
Dance like you're dead inside, Marina!(EVERYBODY DANCE LIKE HER)
Keep dancing like you're dead inside!
[Marina] I'm a Buddhist! :D REALLY
[P] Now-- (Laughs)
Now, we--we--we told Marina...
...to say that she was a Buddhist.
But, I mean, fuckin' clearly she's not, okay?We know that poods.
[Marina] I'm a Buddhist! :D
Let's have a look at the Bu--the Buddhist guidelines.
let's see here, okay... (poods mumbling)
"To abstain from dancing..."
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
[M] I'd say dancing inspires me most in life! ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
It makes me feel good! ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
It makes me feel incredible! ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
I love to dance! ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
And it makes me feel nice! ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
So, yeah, I love dancing! ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
It makes me so happy to dance! :D ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫SHE'S NOT A BUDDHIST
[Poods] "...and use of perfumes, ornaments, and other items...
...used to adorn or beautify the person."
Which is why, Marina, always, of course,
has a very no-makeup look.(True.)
And...
"...to obstain from using high or luxurious..."
"beds"
[M] I'm a Buddhist! :D
Do, do, do, do do do...*fades*
[Poods] Okay, we just needed her to be a Buddhist!
It's called being part of her brand, okay?!
Sorry it doesn't match perfectly.
[music intensifies] I started this because I needed views!
Now, Marina Joyce doesn't wanna work with me anymore,
and I'm exposing her, okay?
Zoom in on the teddy bear's eye!
[zoom]
Zoom in on that reflection!
[more zoom]
THAT'S ME! (:o)(PAPA pewds)
THAT'S ME RIGHT THERE!
Have you opened your eyes yet?I see it
Do you see the cat?
That's not a real cat! (aww D:)
That's a robot! That's a robot cat that I use to spy on her!
[rapid zooming]
[actual transformation]
Marina! This is for you.
Stop--stop this nonsense...
...that you're doing.
Okei?
I don't appreciate it.
We used to be a TEAM!
Don't you care about friendship?
I thought you were a Buddhist!
Come back to me Marina.
And we will...
... [poods hard thinking]
...rule the galaxy!
[Darth Vader theme] Also mindless stare
[Marina] I'm a Buddhist! :D
[P] Alright, so everyone went crazy with
...with Marina Joyce.
And...like...
Everyone thought she was in trouble...
..,Something bad happened to her.
She obviously said she was fine.
Everyone just needs to fuck off..
...and not be an armchair psychologist.
Don't send Marina Joyce any hate after making this video.
I'm all about the hate and the Buddhism love.
Thank you guys so much, I love you guys so much.
Leave a like if you enjoyed this video, )
and I'll see you bros...
...in the next video.
[kisses fist]
Brofist!
[beep]
What is she looking at when she says that?!
What is he doing with those..
[!!!]
Cameras right here!
Ya gotta..what are you lookin..dont
So slutty {!!!}