WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: sr 00:00:00.820 --> 00:00:03.440 *dramatična muzika* 00:00:03.440 --> 00:00:05.620 Marina Joyce. 00:00:06.040 --> 00:00:08.040 Svi smo videli njene videe... 00:00:08.040 --> 00:00:10.040 *nerazumljivo brbljanje sa ehoom* 00:00:10.200 --> 00:00:13.000 Svi mislimo da znamo šta se desilo 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:14.820 ...bila je naterana da pravi klipove 00:00:14.820 --> 00:00:16.000 ...neko ju je kidnapovao? 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:18.800 Ali ja sam danas tu da vam kažem.... 00:00:18.800 --> 00:00:20.500 *dramatična pauza * 00:00:20.500 --> 00:00:22.380 Ja sam njen otmičar. 00:00:22.380 --> 00:00:24.380 ... 00:00:24.380 --> 00:00:25.480 *pogled krivice* 00:00:25.480 --> 00:00:35.600 00:00:35.660 --> 00:00:39.420 Ja sam odgovoran za Marinino 00:00:39.420 --> 00:00:40.760 editovanje visokog nivoa 00:00:41.420 --> 00:00:42.620 skriptovanog sadržaja 00:00:43.600 --> 00:00:45.820 I brendirane reklame. 00:00:45.820 --> 00:00:48.920 Sve je to bio socijalni eksperiment 00:00:49.080 --> 00:00:53.720 i svi ste pali pravo u moje... šake....? 00:00:53.900 --> 00:00:55.180 Ne verujete mi? 00:00:55.180 --> 00:00:56.020 Pokazaću vam. 00:00:56.360 --> 00:00:59.620 Svi znaju da sam kralj klikbejta 00:00:59.620 --> 00:01:02.060 Pa sam naučio i Marinu Joyce 00:01:02.060 --> 00:01:03.080 kako da to uradi...? 00:01:03.080 --> 00:01:04.820 "FARBAM KOSU U RUŽIČASTO" *naslov videa* 00:01:04.820 --> 00:01:06.820 *Marina sere* 00:01:06.820 --> 00:01:08.400 *ubij me sada* 00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:09.140 *šta čekaš?* 00:01:09.140 --> 00:01:10.880 *AHHHHH* 00:01:10.880 --> 00:01:11.380 00:01:11.380 --> 00:01:13.220 Dođavola, mislio sam da je bilo stvarno :( 00:01:13.220 --> 00:01:16.080 Ja sam onaj koji je Marini Joyce kupio tu periku. 00:01:16.080 --> 00:01:17.660 I pričao sam je o klikbejtu-- 00:01:17.660 --> 00:01:19.420 ...moja kosa nije perika, ućuti :( 00:01:19.420 --> 00:01:20.940 Ja sam je naučio taj trik 00:01:20.940 --> 00:01:22.280 ... 00:01:22.280 --> 00:01:23.080 Ja sam 00:01:23.080 --> 00:01:24.740 onaj koji treba da bude 00:01:24.740 --> 00:01:25.300 ZASLUŽAN! 00:01:25.460 --> 00:01:28.700 ...tog jednog dana kad sam htela da spasim životinje od toga da uginu... 00:01:28.700 --> 00:01:30.640 ;-; 00:01:30.640 --> 00:01:31.560 blablablablablablablabla... 00:01:31.560 --> 00:01:33.560 Rekao sam joj da plače pred kamerom 00:01:33.560 --> 00:01:36.940 Svi znaju da plakanje pred kamerom rezultira u pregledima *pewds je u pravu doduše :(* 00:01:36.940 --> 00:01:37.440 EŠBHP J NFPŠM NFŠO 'NHT,ŠVP,Š0BTOŠBNV',RT,NB0IJNTRH0BIJNTRBNTJBN0RTINBIJRHNBIJRTNBIJHNRTBIJNHTIRBJHTIBJNRTBJNTBJNTH0BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHTBUTNB'UIOEHNB'OIURHBJ+R0IHBIGHBOUIHBOUNBNJBNRIURIRIRIRIBVIJNVUINVRINVUIRNVINVIRVNRPIVNGIRNVEGIJNPINBREIJNBRNJRBNGEJBNBNIJVNJIVNVJERNVOEFWCORENH 00:01:37.440 --> 00:01:38.940 Da bi ste preneli svoju poruku 00:01:38.940 --> 00:01:40.760 treba stvarno da pogodite te poente 00:01:40.760 --> 00:01:41.260 Brzo! 00:01:41.260 --> 00:01:41.860 00:01:41.860 --> 00:01:43.560 Marina uradi to brzo! 00:01:43.560 --> 00:01:44.160 00:01:44.160 --> 00:01:47.340 Sto više informacija, kolko god je jebeno moguće! 00:01:47.500 --> 00:01:48.000 Kreni! 00:01:48.000 --> 00:01:50.000 Treba da gledate Cowspiracy zato što 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:52.000 je to dobra stvar za gledanje ali je veoma nasilna i krvava 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:54.160 Tako da ne preporučujem da gledate to, ali samo razu-- *pauza* 00:01:54.160 --> 00:01:56.000 Ček, ček, možemo li to da ponovimo? 00:01:56.000 --> 00:01:59.200 Treba da gledate Cowspiracy zato što je to dobra stvar za gledanje 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:01.200 ali je veoma nasilna i krvava tako da ne preporučujem da gledate to. 00:02:01.560 --> 00:02:03.200 *pewds se slaže* 00:02:03.720 --> 00:02:04.880 Uf, što je dobro! 00:02:04.880 --> 00:02:07.640 Ovde nismo još saznali za trik od 10 minuta dužine 00:02:07.640 --> 00:02:09.340 i zato smo završili video 00:02:09.340 --> 00:02:10.740 previše rano. 00:02:10.740 --> 00:02:11.600 Ali okej je to. 00:02:11.600 --> 00:02:15.420 Moja mamama, moj tatata, šta? 00:02:16.900 --> 00:02:17.760 *kada je nelagoda prevelika* 00:02:17.760 --> 00:02:19.760 Volim vas sve puno, ćao! 00:02:19.760 --> 00:02:20.420 00:02:22.640 --> 00:02:24.840 Vidite, video se završava ovde na 2:31 00:02:24.840 --> 00:02:26.580 I mi smo bili u fazonu: 00:02:26.580 --> 00:02:28.580 hajde da ga napravimo do 3:58 00:02:28.940 --> 00:02:30.160 To je dobar broj. ;) 00:02:30.160 --> 00:02:30.660 TEHEEEEEEEEEE!!!?!!??!?! 00:02:30.660 --> 00:02:33.840 I želela sam to da raščistim, jer samo zato što sam postavila 00:02:33.840 --> 00:02:35.060 penis kao sliku videa 00:02:35.060 --> 00:02:36.680 i to nije bilo u redu 00:02:36.820 --> 00:02:37.320 *uplašen pewds* 00:02:37.320 --> 00:02:38.700 Znate, moja je greška. 00:02:38.700 --> 00:02:41.720 Rekao sam joj da stavi kurac kao sličicu videa. 00:02:41.720 --> 00:02:42.460 *smišlja izgovor* 00:02:42.460 --> 00:02:43.600 Bilo je to usrani šou. 00:02:43.620 --> 00:02:44.340 Evo slike ;) 00:02:44.360 --> 00:02:45.760 više ne moze da se nađe 00:02:46.000 --> 00:02:47.000 Žao mi je (nije mu žao) 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:49.000 Marina ne bi trebalo da snosi krivicu. 00:02:49.340 --> 00:02:49.900 OKEJ?? :') 00:02:49.900 --> 00:02:51.620 I radi baš ovako 00:02:51.620 --> 00:02:52.120 *bip* 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:53.200 00:02:53.200 --> 00:02:55.440 Ja sam veoma ponosan na ovaj video zato što 00:02:55.440 --> 00:02:56.040 *misli staju* 00:02:56.040 --> 00:02:58.280 Imali smo pesmu u pozadini 00:02:58.280 --> 00:02:59.860 Koja je očigledno bila zaštićena autorskim pravima. 00:02:59.860 --> 00:03:01.040 00:03:01.040 --> 00:03:01.540 *ŠTA TO PIŠTI* 00:03:01.920 --> 00:03:05.340 Zato smo stavili još jednu traku u pozadinu svejedno 00:03:05.340 --> 00:03:06.020 00:03:06.020 --> 00:03:06.520 *OPET ONO PIŠTANJE* 00:03:06.520 --> 00:03:08.140 Tako da imate dve pesme u jednoj *GRAMATIKA, AAHHHHH* 00:03:08.140 --> 00:03:08.640 *BIP* 00:03:08.640 --> 00:03:09.140 00:03:09.140 --> 00:03:10.860 Sta je bolje od jedne trake? 00:03:11.380 --> 00:03:12.600 Dve trake! 00:03:13.080 --> 00:03:15.200 00:03:15.200 --> 00:03:17.720 *WTF* 00:03:18.060 --> 00:03:18.860 Zdravo ljudi 00:03:19.140 --> 00:03:21.160 Ovaj video je sponzorisao BooHoo 00:03:21.560 --> 00:03:23.680 BooHoo je online modna prodavnica 00:03:24.040 --> 00:03:25.280 Nudi mušku odeću... 00:03:26.560 --> 00:03:27.480 Sram te bilo, Boohoo. 00:03:27.920 --> 00:03:28.860 00:03:29.600 --> 00:03:30.860 Mislim, koji kurac? 00:03:30.860 --> 00:03:32.860 Primetili ste da dobija puno pregleda 00:03:32.860 --> 00:03:34.540 tako da ste bili kao: Hej, hajde da joj pla-- 00:03:34.540 --> 00:03:37.380 platimo zato što ima mnogo pregleda 00:03:37.380 --> 00:03:40.820 Iako očigledno ima neki nervni slom... 00:03:40.820 --> 00:03:41.460 00:03:41.820 --> 00:03:44.080 Koji, tehnički, i ja ismevam. 00:03:44.420 --> 00:03:46.140 Ali stvarno, koji kurac, Boohoo? 00:03:46.620 --> 00:03:47.260 'Ajde... 00:03:47.260 --> 00:03:48.080 *muzika* 00:03:48.080 --> 00:03:51.920 *muzika* 00:03:51.920 --> 00:03:55.280 *muzika* 00:03:55.280 --> 00:04:00.880 *muzika* 00:04:00.880 --> 00:04:02.880 Pleši kao da si mrtva iznutra Marina! 00:04:03.280 --> 00:04:04.880 Nastavi plesati kao da si mrtva iznutra 00:04:05.080 --> 00:04:05.860 Ja sam budistkinja. *ŠTAAA??!* 00:04:06.260 --> 00:04:07.860 E pa sad... 00:04:07.860 --> 00:04:10.300 Rekli smo Marini 00:04:10.300 --> 00:04:12.100 Da kaže da je budistkinja 00:04:12.100 --> 00:04:14.660 Ali, mislim, jebeno očigledno, nije. Dobro? 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:15.720 Ja sam budistkinja! :D 00:04:15.720 --> 00:04:17.840 Da vidimo budistička pravila 00:04:17.840 --> 00:04:19.440 *mrmlja* 00:04:19.500 --> 00:04:21.640 Treba se suzdržati od plesanja 00:04:21.640 --> 00:04:24.100 *muzika* 00:04:24.100 --> 00:04:26.100 Plesanje me inspiriše najvise u zivotu 00:04:26.100 --> 00:04:27.020 *Marina sere* 00:04:27.020 --> 00:04:28.460 *Marina sere* 00:04:28.460 --> 00:04:29.540 *Marina sere* 00:04:29.540 --> 00:04:31.000 *Marina sere* 00:04:31.000 --> 00:04:32.300 *Marina sere* 00:04:32.300 --> 00:04:33.740 *Marina sere* 00:04:34.060 --> 00:04:37.660 Suzdržavati se od parfema, dezodoransa i drugih proizvoda 00:04:37.660 --> 00:04:40.380 koji ce ukrasiti i ulepšati osobu 00:04:40.660 --> 00:04:43.120 Zato Marina uvek naravno 00:04:43.120 --> 00:04:45.020 "nema šminku" 00:04:45.480 --> 00:04:46.300 I... 00:04:46.300 --> 00:04:49.860 *pewds čita* Da se suzdrže od korišćenja luksuznih... 00:04:50.480 --> 00:04:51.060 ...kreveta. 00:04:51.260 --> 00:04:52.160 Ja sam budistkinja! ;D 00:04:52.900 --> 00:04:53.500 *muzika* 00:04:53.500 --> 00:04:54.920 *muzika* 00:04:54.920 --> 00:04:55.540 *muzika* 00:04:55.540 --> 00:04:57.540 *muzika* 00:04:57.540 --> 00:04:59.540 OK, samo nam je trebalo da bude "budistkinja" 00:04:59.540 --> 00:05:01.780 To se zove "biti deo njenog brenda", okej? 00:05:01.780 --> 00:05:03.960 Izvinite što se ne slaže savršeno 00:05:03.960 --> 00:05:06.700 Ovo sam počeo jer mi je trebalo više pregleda 00:05:06.700 --> 00:05:09.760 i sada Marina Joyce više ne želi da sarađuje sa mnom! 00:05:09.760 --> 00:05:11.720 I zato je razotkrivam 00:05:11.720 --> 00:05:12.800 Okej? 00:05:12.800 --> 00:05:14.300 Uvećaj tamo kod oka plišanog mede. 00:05:14.300 --> 00:05:15.620 *realističan zvuk zumiranja* XD 00:05:15.620 --> 00:05:16.960 Uvećaj taj odraz! 00:05:16.960 --> 00:05:18.120 vau kakvo montiranje baš je stvarno :OOO 00:05:18.120 --> 00:05:19.400 TO SAM JA!! 00:05:19.400 --> 00:05:21.000 To sam ja, baš tu!! 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:22.380 *eho* JESTE LI VIŠE OTVORILI OČI?!?!!? 00:05:22.380 --> 00:05:23.240 Vidite onu mačku? 00:05:23.240 --> 00:05:23.840 00:05:23.840 --> 00:05:25.000 To nije prava mačka! 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:28.120 To je robot mačka koju sam koristio da je špijuniram 00:05:28.460 --> 00:05:29.600 *opet zum* 00:05:29.600 --> 00:05:31.480 *veoma realistična transformacija* 00:05:31.740 --> 00:05:33.480 Marina, ovo je za tebe. 00:05:33.480 --> 00:05:34.500 *muzika* 00:05:34.500 --> 00:05:36.460 Prestani s ovim besmislicama 00:05:36.460 --> 00:05:36.960 koje izmišljaš. 00:05:37.500 --> 00:05:38.000 Okej? 00:05:38.000 --> 00:05:39.320 Ne cenim to. 00:05:39.320 --> 00:05:40.980 Nekad smo bili tim! 00:05:40.980 --> 00:05:42.600 Zar ti nije stalo do prijateljstva? 00:05:42.600 --> 00:05:44.020 Mislio sam da si budistkinja! 00:05:44.020 --> 00:05:45.660 Vrati mi se, Marina! 00:05:45.660 --> 00:05:46.280 I mi ćemo-- 00:05:47.260 --> 00:05:47.760 pewds jesi živ? 00:05:48.580 --> 00:05:49.440 vladati galaksijom. 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:53.820 *muzika iz Star Wars-a, Darth Vader-ova tema* 00:05:53.820 --> 00:05:54.680 Ja sam budistkinja! :D 00:05:54.680 --> 00:05:56.380 Dobro, znači svi su poludeli 00:05:56.380 --> 00:05:56.880 sa 00:05:56.880 --> 00:05:57.740 Marinom Joyce 00:05:57.740 --> 00:05:58.240 00:05:58.240 --> 00:05:59.360 i... 00:05:59.360 --> 00:06:01.220 svi su mislili da je ona bila u nevolji-- 00:06:01.220 --> 00:06:03.080 da joj se nesto loše desilo 00:06:03.080 --> 00:06:05.080 Ona je rekla da je dobro. 00:06:05.080 --> 00:06:06.480 Svi samo trebaju da odjebu i 00:06:06.480 --> 00:06:08.540 da ne budu opsednuti time... 00:06:08.540 --> 00:06:11.760 Ne šaljite Marini Joyce hejt komentare posle ovog videa 00:06:11.760 --> 00:06:14.020 Ja sam sav o mržnji i budističkoj ljubavi ;) 00:06:14.060 --> 00:06:16.040 Hvala vam puno, volim vas 00:06:16.040 --> 00:06:16.540 *pewds se pretvara u Marinu* 00:06:16.580 --> 00:06:17.700 Lajkujte ako ste uživali u videu :) 00:06:17.700 --> 00:06:18.740 I videćemo se, burazeri 00:06:18.740 --> 00:06:19.420 U sledećem videu. 00:06:19.420 --> 00:06:20.020 *ljubi šaku* 00:06:20.020 --> 00:06:20.520 Bratska pesnica 00:06:20.880 --> 00:06:21.380 U šta gleda kada to kaže? 00:06:25.060 --> 00:06:25.560 00:06:28.920 --> 00:06:29.980 00:06:33.160 --> 00:06:34.580 Kamera je upravo ovde, u šta gledaš? 00:06:34.940 --> 00:06:35.620 00:06:35.620 --> 00:06:37.620 00:06:40.380 --> 00:06:41.080 00:06:41.120 --> 00:06:41.960 00:06:41.960 --> 00:06:42.460 00:06:42.460 --> 00:06:42.960 00:06:43.340 --> 00:06:43.840 00:06:43.980 --> 00:06:44.480 00:06:45.900 --> 00:06:46.400