WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.100 --> 00:00:01.120 Good evening. 00:00:01.120 --> 00:00:03.740 You're watching pew news I'm Gloria Bor- 00:00:04.860 --> 00:00:07.160 That's right Gloria she quit 00:00:07.540 --> 00:00:08.040 a group of Bears is called a sloth lmao 00:00:08.380 --> 00:00:12.700 I don't know why anyone would pass on such an amazing opportunity 00:00:12.820 --> 00:00:14.740 being news anchor on Pew News 00:00:15.260 --> 00:00:16.240 I am 00:00:16.240 --> 00:00:22.340 *Zelda chest reveal music* 00:00:22.340 --> 00:00:23.660 Poppy Harlow 00:00:24.260 --> 00:00:25.620 *Pew news intro music* 00:00:36.420 --> 00:00:39.860 Good evening, I'm Poppy Harlow, welcome to Pew News 00:00:40.100 --> 00:00:45.360 Youtube's most trusted news source on the internet, on YouTube. First story is 00:00:45.760 --> 00:00:50.639 incredibly important. The Prince recently got married, and it turns out 00:00:51.220 --> 00:00:53.220 he got married to... 00:00:55.200 --> 00:00:57.440 a lizard! Lets watch 00:00:57.660 --> 00:01:01.600 [Video] Yo, this is some weird (flipping stuff) right here, guess this is Prince Harry and his girl 00:01:03.400 --> 00:01:05.170 her face 00:01:05.170 --> 00:01:07.170 does not move 00:01:07.500 --> 00:01:10.640 Look at that. Are you (freaking) kidding me? 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:13.720 That's not normal. 00:01:13.820 --> 00:01:16.280 [Pewds] Oh my god, uncovered. 00:01:16.290 --> 00:01:20.699 You've heard it here first on Pew News. No other news site is going to report this. 00:01:20.740 --> 00:01:26.550 Why? Because it's a Madame Tussaud mannequin, and I thought the Queen was scary-looking. Obviously, 00:01:26.550 --> 00:01:28.149 there's something fishy going on here 00:01:28.149 --> 00:01:35.220 And you rest assured, me, Poppy Harlow is going to dig deep into it, to get you guys the fact, get you guys the truth 00:01:35.340 --> 00:01:42.800 Next story, I think since I'm new here, I want to have my own thing, you know, Gloria had the Pew pew pew, I can't do that 00:01:42.860 --> 00:01:47.100 That's not me. That's Gloria. I found this story to be really interesting, 00:01:47.100 --> 00:01:53.309 it's a- talking about a nine year old placed in rehab for her Fortnite addiction. 00:01:53.440 --> 00:01:58.600 She was so addicted, that she wet herself to continue playing. 00:01:59.960 --> 00:02:00.840 Jesus christ 00:02:01.060 --> 00:02:05.790 Now, I remember back in the day when I play World of Warcraft and other MMOs. 00:02:05.790 --> 00:02:09.460 It was a social thing like all my friends played it. 00:02:09.480 --> 00:02:11.080 So if you didn't play, 00:02:11.260 --> 00:02:14.160 the game, you were basically out of the social group. 00:02:14.230 --> 00:02:20.280 So I can understand how games is so important to the youth, especially a game like Fortnite, you talk on mic, you play together. 00:02:20.640 --> 00:02:26.260 But it's clearly become over the top. You see all these videos of screeching little kids going 00:02:26.360 --> 00:02:28.580 EEEEEEEEE 00:02:28.800 --> 00:02:29.880 [Adult] Jacob get off, off. *depacio roblortnite edition* 00:02:29.880 --> 00:02:33.180 *depacio roblortnite edition* 00:02:33.180 --> 00:02:33.680 Get off. *depacio roblortnite edition* 00:02:33.680 --> 00:02:34.340 *depacio roblortnite edition* 00:02:34.340 --> 00:02:35.020 [Kid] Get off what? *depacio roblortnite edition* 00:02:35.020 --> 00:02:35.800 [Adult] The Xbox. (F(more like E)(Why do I watch these with captions))) *depacio roblortnite edition* 00:02:35.800 --> 00:02:36.680 [Kid] Whhyyy? *depacio roblortnite edition* 00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:37.700 [Adult] Turn it off. *depacio roblortnite edition* 00:02:37.700 --> 00:02:38.440 [Kid] Why? *depacio roblortnite edition* 00:02:38.440 --> 00:02:39.040 [Adult] Turn it off. *depacio roblortnite edition* 00:02:39.040 --> 00:02:39.600 [Kid] But, but... *depacio roblortnite edition* 00:02:39.600 --> 00:02:40.740 [Adult] Turn it off, c'mon. *depacio roblortnite edition* 00:02:40.740 --> 00:02:41.478 [Kid] But I can't just bail on him! *depacio roblortnite edition* 00:02:41.480 --> 00:02:43.060 [Adult] No. Yeah you can *depacio roblortnite edition* 00:02:43.060 --> 00:02:45.060 Turn it off *depacio roblortnite edition* 00:02:45.060 --> 00:02:47.880 *depacio roblortnite edition* 00:02:47.880 --> 00:02:48.380 *holy hecc* 00:02:48.380 --> 00:02:49.860 [Kid] *crying* 00:02:49.860 --> 00:02:50.360 f 00:02:50.360 --> 00:02:51.120 *crying* 00:02:51.120 --> 00:02:52.900 [Adult] I was joking. 00:02:52.900 --> 00:02:54.160 you have summoned satan 00:02:54.160 --> 00:03:00.320 [Pewds] I don't know what it is with children crying. It just feels good. You know, I don't know. Probably something wrong with me, 00:03:00.640 --> 00:03:03.260 Poppy Harlow. World Health Organization recently 00:03:03.860 --> 00:03:05.720 classified gaming, 00:03:05.720 --> 00:03:11.650 gaming disorder as an official condition and, a lot of people responded to this. "That's just stupid, 00:03:11.890 --> 00:03:16.839 This is just outrageous." But seeing how people react to not being allowed to play video games, 00:03:16.840 --> 00:03:20.230 You kind of, you kind of get that. Maybe it is a problem. 00:03:20.230 --> 00:03:24.429 I definitely used to be one of those squeaky little kids; when I wasn't allowed to play, 00:03:24.430 --> 00:03:29.529 I would literally just sneak out to play anyway, and look where that got me. I mean- I'm Poppy. 00:03:29.530 --> 00:03:34.420 I just- I was just thinking about someone else. I know this is such a weird thing to think about 00:03:34.730 --> 00:03:39.849 Maybe you're, you're, you're all 9 year olds as well. So it might be a bit in the future 00:03:39.850 --> 00:03:44.529 But if you had kids, would you let them just freely play on the on the computer? 00:03:44.530 --> 00:03:49.000 Because when I was a kid, that's what I wanted to do, and if my parents didn't allow me to do that 00:03:49.020 --> 00:03:54.600 They were the assholes. "When we asked our daughter what the problem was, she became unusually 00:03:55.040 --> 00:04:00.880 argumentative and aggressive, which we just put down to her hormones (oh yeah). The parents said they limited their daughter's playtime 00:04:00.940 --> 00:04:05.920 *Hmmmm* on the Xbox to one hour," Oh, she plays Xbox, 00:04:05.920 --> 00:04:09.489 that's the problem. "during school nights and two hours on a weekend 00:04:09.490 --> 00:04:15.700 but the seriousness of the situation was was made apparent when her father found her sitting on a 00:04:16.070 --> 00:04:23.619 urine-soaked cushion while playing the game," But did she win? You know if she's winning? I can sort of understand. 00:04:25.180 --> 00:04:28.769 Especially you see twitch streamers (peepee) themselves all the time anyway 00:04:28.769 --> 00:04:29.560 *CLAP CLAP* 00:04:29.560 --> 00:04:33.479 The next news, everybody. Memes is going to die 00:04:34.630 --> 00:04:37.919 Sorry, the next news.*Finna Dab* Memes is going to die everybody, 00:04:37.919 --> 00:04:42.839 there's a new article in question called article 12, (article 13 you freaking liar go commit die xd) which is made to 00:04:43.419 --> 00:04:50.339 Protect copyright for users on the Internet, but it could lead to the death of memes, everybody. 00:04:50.340 --> 00:04:52.380 Oh, no. This has been talked about, 00:04:53.260 --> 00:04:59.699 everywhere on every news or an article I've seen but very few youtubers aren't surprisingly talking about this 00:04:59.699 --> 00:05:05.159 I think people are still so burned out on the net neutrality issue, that people are still like, "Oh, 00:05:05.410 --> 00:05:08.130 I can't, I can't be bothered with another issue." 00:05:08.130 --> 00:05:12.179 Like, do you remember last time a law was introduced, that you felt, 00:05:12.180 --> 00:05:12.789 Wow, 00:05:12.789 --> 00:05:18.959 This actually helps me. This new idea that some politician introduced actually helped me actually, 00:05:19.419 --> 00:05:20.880 benefited me. Wow. 00:05:20.880 --> 00:05:26.010 The last thing I can think of is the fact that you can now use your cell phones, or your tablet's device, even 00:05:26.350 --> 00:05:28.350 during takeoff and landing. 00:05:28.660 --> 00:05:33.119 Which is so nice. That was the first time where they said that. I'm like wait a minute. They changed the law, 00:05:33.639 --> 00:05:35.169 for the better? 00:05:35.169 --> 00:05:37.169 For that- for my sake? 00:05:37.720 --> 00:05:44.720 How did how did this happen? But yeah Metro is saying "The EU could be about to ban memes and 'destroy the internet' 00:05:45.760 --> 00:05:53.460 Memes 'will be banned' under new EU copyright law, warn campaigners." "Death to MEMES? EU copyright law could mean hilarious memes 00:05:54.280 --> 00:05:58.640 disappear forever." Oh, not the hilarious memes, what am I gonna do without the E? 00:05:59.169 --> 00:06:04.469 I really like the Metro article about this new, you know, I'm Poppy Harlow 00:06:04.470 --> 00:06:10.260 I'm not supposed to give my own opinion. But what am I gonna do instead of good old 2012 memes? 00:06:11.080 --> 00:06:13.650 What am I gonna do with that success baby kid? 00:06:14.830 --> 00:06:21.359 What am I gonna do without Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" meme? "The Copyright Directive is an attempt to 00:06:21.520 --> 00:06:23.780 reshape copyright for the internet, in particular 00:06:24.580 --> 00:06:31.620 rebalancing the relationship between copyright holders and online platforms. Article 13 states that platform providers should 'take measures 00:06:32.260 --> 00:06:38.520 to ensure functioning of agreements conclude with the right holders for their use of their works'" 00:06:38.550 --> 00:06:41.840 So let's say I made a meme, and it gets distributed everywhere. 00:06:42.080 --> 00:06:48.169 I can copy STRIKE other people and make money for that meme. You can still sort of do that. 00:06:48.170 --> 00:06:53.330 I don't really see the point of this. I remember a few years ago. I actually got a copy 00:06:54.090 --> 00:06:55.620 STRIKE from my lawyer. 00:06:55.620 --> 00:06:57.620 It came through my lawyer. Sorry 00:06:57.960 --> 00:07:03.349 It came through mail to my company, because I used one of those rage memes. 00:07:03.450 --> 00:07:06.469 Apparently one of the person that made the rage meme, 00:07:06.630 --> 00:07:12.260 was trying to cash in on it. And I think it was asking for less money than it would have cost for my lawyer, 00:07:12.450 --> 00:07:14.450 So we just said (flip) him. 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:17.780 The thing is I understand what they're trying to do, 00:07:17.780 --> 00:07:25.579 but clearly this is the idea of someone that doesn't understand the Internet. The Internet is all about sharing. It's all about reposting and 00:07:26.160 --> 00:07:32.780 generally, no one seems to have a problem with that. And it's a certain ecosystem that's already in place and if you mess with that 00:07:32.780 --> 00:07:36.949 idea, it's going to ruin a lot. What what's positive about the internet? A lot. 00:07:36.950 --> 00:07:41.479 What's good about the Internet? This article will make it so that you can't remix songs, for example. 00:07:41.480 --> 00:07:45.230 And these sort of things where fans put their own input on 00:07:46.050 --> 00:07:51.530 material, that's what makes the original material more popular. That's how things get spread around 00:07:51.530 --> 00:07:57.739 the Internet, It's a positive thing for everyone involved and there's really no reason to maintain that, or throw any, 00:07:58.710 --> 00:08:00.090 branches in the machinery. 00:08:00.090 --> 00:08:05.059 It's sort of the same, I think, as making Let's Plays completely illegal, 00:08:05.400 --> 00:08:08.959 because they own copyright ownership of the game, which is, yes. 00:08:09.060 --> 00:08:11.840 They technically do, but also they 00:08:12.180 --> 00:08:18.530 benefit massively and pay Youtubers a lot of money to play their games because they know it's free 00:08:18.810 --> 00:08:22.250 advertisement, and it's going to bring more attention to their game, and make it more successful. 00:08:22.650 --> 00:08:30.139 So to mess with that system everyone, knows it's a bad idea, even though there are certain cases where these things do happen. 00:08:30.140 --> 00:08:36.199 I would hate for YouTube or the internet in general, to turn into some sort of copyright competition. 00:08:36.420 --> 00:08:43.399 YouTube is already adding a new tool that lets anyone copyright if anyone uses anyone- anything from you. 00:08:43.400 --> 00:08:45.559 Let's say I use an image from someone else, 00:08:45.560 --> 00:08:52.099 they can copyright that video, and take the revenue from, from that video. Great, great idea, great idea YouTube. 00:08:52.100 --> 00:08:58.100 the thing is, I could claim so many videos myself, you know, I search 'PewDiePie' and there's millions of 00:08:58.710 --> 00:09:01.340 views on videos that are compilations, 00:09:02.340 --> 00:09:04.369 like this one of me saying (Nugget) 00:09:05.490 --> 00:09:12.109 I could make money out of this, I could claim this video if I wanted to and it's just like, why, what's the point? 00:09:12.180 --> 00:09:17.419 It's short-sighted and it's dumb. The voting of this I think will take place on the 20th, 00:09:17.700 --> 00:09:25.219 so make sure you spread word around this. Share this video guys so we can stop this, because memes must survive. I'm Poppy Harlow 00:09:26.460 --> 00:09:28.460 Maybe the dab is a bit. How about a 00:09:29.550 --> 00:09:31.729 How's that? It's that weird? 00:09:33.150 --> 00:09:35.840 That's pretty cool. I like that one. Next news. 00:09:36.540 --> 00:09:38.160 Let's talk about 00:09:38.160 --> 00:09:40.160 video games, hurray. 00:09:40.700 --> 00:09:43.069 I made my e3 video, but I didn't really get it- 00:09:43.070 --> 00:09:47.210 I mean, sorry PewDiePie did his e3 video and he didn't really talk a lot about the games 00:09:47.310 --> 00:09:49.700 so I'm going to do that instead, as 00:09:50.340 --> 00:09:55.699 Poppy Harlow. This game called 'Ghosts of Tsushima' looks awesome. 00:09:58.890 --> 00:10:01.489 I would love to play this game. [Character] *Whistle* Mitsubishi 00:10:02.310 --> 00:10:08.929 [Pewds] For those who don't know, Ikou means let's go. I'm a level 4 Japanese nihongo, so 00:10:09.660 --> 00:10:11.660 Just just so you know 00:10:11.880 --> 00:10:18.300 [Characters] *Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo* 00:10:28.400 --> 00:10:31.100 [Pewds] Very very exciting, but the here's the problem, 00:10:31.760 --> 00:10:38.650 there's so many games that always look cool in the trailer. I remember this game 'Ryse: Son of Rome' the trailer looks so cool, right? 00:10:51.840 --> 00:10:53.840 But then the game came out and it's like 00:10:54.200 --> 00:10:56.940 *Sad trombone noises lmao* 00:10:57.480 --> 00:11:00.520 Mediocre. Great. I'm glad I got so hyped for a garbage game 00:11:00.540 --> 00:11:06.330 I'm never gonna play. Then we have Fallout 76 which is supposed to be an online game. Yay. 00:11:08.710 --> 00:11:10.710 [Game] You must rebuild 00:11:11.830 --> 00:11:16.919 Not just walls not just buildings but hearts, minds and 00:11:17.800 --> 00:11:19.120 ultimately, 00:11:19.120 --> 00:11:21.120 America itself. 00:11:23.920 --> 00:11:31.220 [Pewds] Yay, (thats the same yay as before brad wtf) cause the Elder Scrolls online game was so epic, just lived up to the same hype as I had. 00:11:31.420 --> 00:11:34.580 *sad trombone noises xdddd * 00:11:34.840 --> 00:11:41.300 I wanna be hyped, but I feel like I'm just fooling myself. There's no point. I'll wait for the game, 00:11:41.310 --> 00:11:45.929 I'll look at the reviews and then I'll make an assessment, okay. And you should do the same. 00:11:45.930 --> 00:11:49.710 We finally got to see some gameplay of 'Death Stranding' which is a game 00:11:49.710 --> 00:11:53.789 I'm really really looking forward to. It looks aesthetic as hell, dawg. (my culture is not your sentence) 00:11:56.440 --> 00:11:59.820 Hey, look it's a walking simulator everybody. I'm just kidding 00:11:59.820 --> 00:12:05.460 I actually really look forward to playing even if it is a walking simulator just because it looks so immersive 00:12:05.460 --> 00:12:11.120 oh non onon dont fall please sir 00:12:11.120 --> 00:12:13.420 no drowning on this property 00:12:13.420 --> 00:12:13.920 hecc 00:12:13.920 --> 00:12:16.940 the bag noo 00:12:16.940 --> 00:12:17.440 how did the bag come back 00:12:17.440 --> 00:12:19.380 no dont fall again 00:12:19.380 --> 00:12:22.400 Come on it looks cool. 'Last of Us 2' - of course 00:12:22.410 --> 00:12:27.029 I'm also gonna play. A lot of people that seem actually mad about the kiss and 00:12:27.399 --> 00:12:34.649 I'm always like why, what's the big deal? Are you actually bothered by two girls kissing? Like what's the actual issue? 00:12:34.680 --> 00:12:36.680 They kissed in the DLC 00:12:41.040 --> 00:12:41.540 problemn't 00:12:48.800 --> 00:12:49.300 demonitized 00:12:51.960 --> 00:12:58.980 Okay, I'm gonna play devil's advocate here for a second okay from one perspective, I'm like it's a really sweet kiss 00:12:59.339 --> 00:13:03.318 they already kissed in DLC. It shouldn't be that big of a deal it was made 00:13:03.329 --> 00:13:09.318 so to contrast the darkness and gruesomeness of Ellie's character going from kissing to 00:13:09.540 --> 00:13:12.230 really intense gory battles and stuff, right? 00:13:12.269 --> 00:13:18.318 That's a point that you're given contrast more impactful trailer that way on the other side of the coin 00:13:18.319 --> 00:13:25.099 I'm kind of like they really showed it in our faces, if they want to be playing the social justice card or whatever, 00:13:25.350 --> 00:13:30.139 why can't you be more subtle with it? Can it just be without it being so in-your-face? 00:13:30.779 --> 00:13:34.789 present or is it supposed to be that way to break the stigma? 00:13:34.790 --> 00:13:40.099 I guess what I'm trying to say is should we break stigmas by shoving it into people's faces 00:13:40.559 --> 00:13:42.799 or should we just 00:13:43.259 --> 00:13:50.359 Let normal things that you want to be interpreted as normal, and no relationship that you want to be normal, just be normal 00:13:50.600 --> 00:13:52.600 That doesn't have to be, "Hey look at us 00:13:53.040 --> 00:13:56.749 Huh, what do you think of this? Huh? Two girls kissing? Ha what do you think of this? Huh?" 00:13:56.749 --> 00:13:59.389 And the same thing can go for the 'Battlefield 5' trailer 00:14:01.139 --> 00:14:05.568 So many people are mad at this trailer, holy hell it's the worst-performing 00:14:06.449 --> 00:14:11.599 Battlefield trailer of all time. Let's play devil's advocate because it's so much fun on one hand, 00:14:11.670 --> 00:14:14.479 it's their take on world war, which is what they said 00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:19.339 "It's our take on world war 2" They can really do whatever they want within certain limits 00:14:19.410 --> 00:14:25.610 obviously, you look at games like 'Wolfenstein' and it's the Second World War but it obviously is 00:14:26.069 --> 00:14:29.748 completely different. Battlefield isn't the most realistic game. You look at the 00:14:29.850 --> 00:14:33.439 the glitches and how silly it is and how over the top it is 00:14:33.689 --> 00:14:40.549 Why is it so crazy to people that a woman is kicking ass (brad come on) in the trailer now for the other side of the coin? 00:14:40.769 --> 00:14:47.299 Battlefield has always been actual battles that actually happen at least in a lot of ways. That's how I see Battlefield. 00:14:47.309 --> 00:14:53.029 You play these battles in these locations that actually happen by two different countries as far as I'm concerned, 00:14:53.339 --> 00:14:59.148 British soldiers, female soldiers, didn't fight in the front line in World War 2 00:14:59.149 --> 00:15:00.949 They just didn't. And in a lot of ways, 00:15:00.949 --> 00:15:05.859 you're sort of bastardizing (brad!) the people that did die in World War 2 if you're making a game, if, 00:15:06.020 --> 00:15:11.800 that is supposed to be World War 2, at least that's what Battlefield did, right, they recreate battles 00:15:11.870 --> 00:15:13.690 It's not like Wolfenstein at all, 00:15:13.690 --> 00:15:15.999 which in my opinion, is a completely different universe, 00:15:16.190 --> 00:15:20.530 if you want to do that than, fine. But if you're gonna call it world war 2 00:15:21.350 --> 00:15:26.589 and the way Battlefield has always done it feels misplaced, now, 00:15:26.590 --> 00:15:32.050 I don't think anyone actually has a problem with a woman in as the front figure of, of 00:15:32.570 --> 00:15:38.890 Battlefield. I think the problem is that it's a British soldier, because we know there were soviet female soldiers that were badass (now im dissapointed in brad) in World 00:15:38.890 --> 00:15:45.939 War 2 and there's some really interesting history there that you could actually I don't know if you want to lift that side up, 00:15:46.210 --> 00:15:49.720 why not highlight that instead, why not highlight something that actually happened? 00:15:49.910 --> 00:15:55.209 Which to me feels a lot more inspiring if you want to have that movement of yeah girls kick ass or whatever. 00:15:55.490 --> 00:15:58.810 But obviously they can't lift up soviet to being something positive 00:15:58.810 --> 00:16:04.420 It has to be in the brits or whatever, and it to me I watched it and it's just kind of cringe-worthy in my opinion. 00:16:04.420 --> 00:16:08.079 There's to both sides of the coin and you can argue each one of them, 00:16:08.080 --> 00:16:14.319 but ultimately I don't care some interesting stuff to discuss nonetheless. I am Poppy Harlow. 00:16:14.360 --> 00:16:16.360 Oh that makes sense now. 00:16:16.940 --> 00:16:19.390 Remember to leave a like on this video, I really appreciate it, and 00:16:20.180 --> 00:16:22.180 Check out tomorrow's video. 00:16:22.940 --> 00:16:26.020 Remember to hit the bell button *bing* and I'll see you guys 00:16:26.020 --> 00:16:28.020 tomorrow.