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MEME REVIEW!

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"Meme review" everybody! YouTube's favorite show! Let's see how the last video did...

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*Zelda chest opening theme*

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Why do I even bother uploading videos?

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Universal Pictures didn't like that I memed their Gru meme

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*Mimics Italian accent* "Excuse me, you used my meme in the picture so now all the revenue is mine. That's right"

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This is censorship. How am I supposed to be a reviewer if I can't even review the memes?

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Universal I see you in court.

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But no time to cry like a little crybaby. Of course we have to get into the memes.

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Yes, what meme does Pewdiepie... What have he selected this time I wonder?

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Hmmm..? Doge meme

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Sorry I just look at that dog and I can't help myself

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Doge meme is...

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Needs no introduction. It's the greatest meme of all time.

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It's a picture of a dog. Not just any dog but a Shiba Inu

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Which has now become sort of a staple of the breed of dog-ness

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"Such wow" Amirite, guys?

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Doge even has

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bitcoins now: "Dogecoin." That seems like a solid investment

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It's funny cuz it's a meme mixed with finance and business and currency. That's hilarious

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"I cri evertim"

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It's even crying through his nose! The thing about the doggie-- Doggeh meme? Dodge meme? (Up for debate.)

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He's a bi--He's a bit of an "animorphiac." That's right:

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He can morph into other shapes which is the meme that I'm reviewing today! That's right! We have this dog

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turning into a...

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A rat. A mole rat. *spaghetti intensifies* What? We have Doge turning into elephant!

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That is crazy! You have Doge turning into sperm cell. "Le Sperm Cell Has Arrived." Oh I see it; It is--

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People are photoshopping dodge into different things using the liquefying

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Photoshop tool. "Le Car Has Arrived"

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"Le bate has arrived"

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"Le bate"

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That i-- T-- Imagine if Doge was a bat.

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"If I cannot inspire love i will cause fear." Is that--?

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Is that Jar Jar Binks? This meme is a meme that just keeps on

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giving. What are they going to liquify next? Who knows? It could be anything a

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A snail. Le snail has arrived everybody

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"Le vir--" Is that an Ebola virus?

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That is so clever. "Le

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toucan has arrived"

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Is this a mix of like, uh...

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"Your Uber driver has arrived," or--? Why is it, like, l--?

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It doesn't matter it doesn't mat-- Don't question the memes Felix

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Stupid. Germa--

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Le Germany has arrived. You get points for creativity let me just say that what in the

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That looks good. That's impressive wait. I wonder if I can do this like myself. It shouldn't be that hard

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("""funky""" music)

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Le PewDiePie has arrived everybody

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2016 PewDiePie has never left us

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He just went into a furry phase, as we all do at least one point in our life, then realizing, "Oh god,

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that's disgusting. What kind of what kind of weird upbringing David--did I have to bring out these strange sexual desires?"

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Le bog(?) has arrived

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This meme, of COURSE, is the-- just like any other meme: A meme of another meme

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[Take 2]...like any other meme: Is another meme of another meme. [Take 3] Like any other meme, is another meme of another meme of another m--

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This one is, of course, a reiteration ("reinterpretation") of the spaghetti meme, where you have memes inside spaghetti

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So funny! such Wow! such clever!

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Or having anime bi***es

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Has anyone done an anime-Doge-liquify Photoshop? Get. on. that. right. now.

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Gonna rate this meme of course

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uhhh (inaudible) umm Yes, yeah 4!

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It gets a 4. It's not bad; Could be better

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But not bad he gets 4

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doggie dogs

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Next

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NOW, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER

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SIT DOWN

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AND LET'S LOOK AT ANOTHER MEME!

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We have the "Hard to Swallow Pills" meme

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How much of

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Ironic laughing can you endure for 10 minutes and keep watching guys?

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Incognito does not save you from the FBI

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What wait?

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wait

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Are you serious hard to swallow pills casual conversations does not mean she likes you oh

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My god this meme is spitting truth bombs fuk ciao

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Boom! It goes, "Damn."

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Hard to swallow pills soon Star Wars will no longer be special due to over saturation

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Oh, wow, you must be extremely woke to have made this meme. This meme gets at least five wokeness points

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it's not like Star Wars isn't

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Oversaturated already, are you kidding me. It's a billion-dollar industry. What do you mean, "Not

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oversaturated?" Are you seriously that stupid?

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Are you still living in your own little club that Star Wars is somewhere precious and special?

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Or is this meme [from] twenty years ago? F**k. Hard to swallow pills?

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Nobody cares about your Fortnite wins oh my gosh

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I've been saying this for such a longest time no one cares

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Absolutely no one cares about your Fortnite wi--. It's honestly not that impressive. It's actually kind of shite

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You just said in camp for what thirty minutes, and then you come in for the bush and be like oh

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Gottem!

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Hahahahahaha aren't I special I beat a hundred people

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No

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No you didn't. You were the only one that actually spent 30 minutes doing f**k-all.

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Hard to swallow pills: A dead group chat means your friend made a new one without you

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I N T E N S E      D E P R E S S I O N

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Hard to swallow pills: You know a meme is dead when it's reviewed on meme review

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EVEN MORE DEPRESSION

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Jokes on you, I made this meme

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Hard to swallow pills: Your mom is homos-

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stop it! just stop it

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Alright you swallow pills: Your pets don't genuinely love you;

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They just have a case of Stockholm Syndrome, which is where you develop a bond with your captor. Edgar tell them. I love you

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*he do a growl*

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That is Swahili for--

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I Finally found it after 15 years the scroll of truth the heart to swallow pills meme is the new version of this meme

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So woke

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This meme gets

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5000 "voke" points because my god. Next meme, everybo-- Are you ready for this one? We saved the best for last

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"Can I go to toilet"

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"I don't know, can you?" Teacher...

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...nice people. How do I explain this mean without okay? All right? It's a meme

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Fifth graders after they jump up and touch the top of the doorway

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The most satisfying sensation of all time and whenever you see anyone else do that shi*

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You've got to do it as well. You just have to do. There's no way you cannot do that. "Gaypeoplesaywhat" What?

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Third grade ***gas says:

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Seventh grade ***gas when someone says "orgasm" instead of "organism" in bi--

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Me: I'm not hungry. Grandma ***gas:

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They always want to stuff your face. What's up with that guy's?

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six-month-old minion meme gets posted on Facebook mom ***gas

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Teacher it's raining out so today is indoor recess

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Elementary school ***gas. Are you gay? No does your mom know you're gay no

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"Say I, spell MAP, and say NES." I am a... pe...nis.

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Classmate at recess: "Say run, car, snow, pen' in English."

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spring, car, snow, pen. Oh! Run, car, snow, pen.

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Oh my god, it actually worked!

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[Swedish] Masturbate the penis!

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This meme--This meme is the blessing to earth and cured all my depressions--all six of them. This gets a s-- n--

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I-It get's a 9

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.25

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I kno-know how you're feeling. You're feeling anxious. You're feeling nervous. Is there going to be a bonus meme this week?

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It's getting mighty close to 10 minutes and in fact it has already been more than 10 minutes

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So you know it's not gonna be time for bonus meme, but I do see that

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There's at least one more minute of this video so perhaps that means that it is time for bonus meme,

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But just a little small bonus meme, not a really long bonus

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meme, but just maybe like a few funny ones to where I can go ahahahaha... Just

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for a little longer. I really need bonus meme. I had a tough week. I had a tough month in general

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I had a tough life, and I could really use there being some bonus meme right now

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So let's spin the wheel everybody is there time for bonus meme

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Sorry No Time For Bonus Meme

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Better luck next week( kill me)