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*Amazing Trumpet Intro*

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Meme revieeeeeeeeeew!

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*clap*

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*clap

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wooooooo

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It's spooky time

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spoopy time

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It's October everybody

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and you know what that means.

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Every year on meme review.

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It's spoopy time

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the favorite time of year where we review

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spoopy

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memes

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*clap* *clap*

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Can we get some really creepy music

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some really Shane Dawson (not copyrighted) montage documentary style

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Mooousic

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to really set the tone of this (spoopy) meme review.

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*clap* *clap*

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and let's review some freaking creep- spoopy

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spoopy memes...

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Our first

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spoopy

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meme.

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♪Don't get too spooped out now♪

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All right.

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We got Mickey Mouse.

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Hey, what is he doing?

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Is he gonna take pizza?

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That would be spoopy.

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*gasp*

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Ah!

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Aah!

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Aaah!

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He stole the children!

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He sto-

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I am so spooped out

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How am I going to trust Mickey Mouse from now on?

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I thought he was one of the good guys. *same, now I can watch Mickey Mouse jumpscares and think 'BASED ON A TRUE STORY*

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Mickey Mouse

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Confirmed

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sociopath.

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Time for spoopy meme number two.

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Everyone. We have an announcement to make

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♪♫♬Stoooppp bullying♪♫♬

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I just got the chills

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We don't play around here on spoopy month on meme review.

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Damn.

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Yeah, I masturbate

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Upvote, spooky memes.

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Gucci gang

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Have you guys thumbs up this video yet.

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Make sure you do

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otherwise,

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I bet you have your flesh and skin exposed. What are you some kind of loser?

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I bet you fapped to Bowsette in October inappropriate.

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Eggcuse me Bowsette, you can look at the door, because I only want

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Woody, I only want Voody's Vood. Bowsette you're ugly.

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I don't care. When she sends nudes, but you wanted spooky memes.

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When she sends nudes, but she doesn't send her skeleton.

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I hate it.

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Disgusting, does she not get it?

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All right we have Peppa the pig, Peppa the pig. Oh, oh my GOD

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Peppa the pig has four eyes if you think about it. Okay, that is actually genuinely

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terrifying what in the actual *time to play fill in the blanks! poodiepie means... FRICK*

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(reads meme)

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I don't know

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It's spoopy month mom, don't you get it?

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White boi, Black boi, Asian boi, Gay boi, Straight boi,

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Bois that think spooking isn't cool.

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Huh? Have you thumbs up this video to prove that you think it's cool yet?

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*assorted poodiepie noises* Damn *more spoopy noises*

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*some weird noise that I can't figure out how to spell* *forgive me, I'm only a nine-year-old*

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LÄMP! LÄMP!

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Everybody. YouTube has just

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YouTube, really the internet has been taken over by lämps and møths. It's a love story,

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well-fitting of spoopy month.

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*clap**clap*

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Meme review everybody. Oh wait, I forgot new merch. Meme review official merch everybody

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It doesn't get any better than this. Alright and well fitted for the spoopy month clap clap

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Do you think you have what it takes? Meme review everybody?

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We also have a hat that says Please be patient,  I'm 9 years old

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So people will know. Now where was I? That's right, møth memes.

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Hi Um, let me get a large LÄMP. Can someone please give møth a LÄMP? I think it's only fair.

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It's a love story. It's a romance better than Twilight

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*watches the møth go to the window*

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Møth: Lämp I want you lamp

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Lämp: Møth we cannot be together

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Moth: This window is only a temporary obstacle Lämp

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Lämp:  It's not that

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Møth: Then what is it

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Lämp: The power is going out,

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(Pewdiepie mourns this tragic turn of events) Møth: No Lämp.

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Lämp: I am dying Møth.

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*This should be a fanfiction*                 Møth: No Lämp you can not leave me ;C.

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Lämp: You have to let me go Møth.

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Møth: Do not give up on me Lämp.

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Lämp: You have to  le-  ;0 LÄMP !

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LÄMP! (RIP LÄMP Died October 2, 2018)

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I didn't think I would cry again on camera. Last time, it was Walking Dead.

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Her: He's probably thinking about other girls. Him: lämp

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Lämp. Are the Lämps ready brother? This meme started off from a reddit post which showed this

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Horrific møth. I'm sorry to call him that. Close-up of møth outside my window Jesus Christ.

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but it also shows an expression, a side of møth that we haven't seen before a

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Humanizing of the møth. *oooh, we're poetic and artistic now* Usually I see a møth and I just want to kill it now

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I see a møth and I go that's a sexy møth. Oh, I'm sorry

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Are we are we going to pretend that we're not attracted to møth all of a sudden.

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Have you seen this? Huh?

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Don't tell me you wouldn't smash that. Not convinced are you?

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How about this image getting turned on by this image: preteen boys on the Internet 2010, and møth

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You're lying. you're lying to yourself. If you don't think møths are attractive. Don't look at me like that

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You fapped to Bowsette, didn't you you weirdo you see you just add the math to the moth

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It all make sense.

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big titty møth girlfriend.

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Tell me, tell me honestly

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What do you think of this?

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Lämps are effing sick.

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Change my mind. You can't. You just can't.

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Hey, look, it's this meme again making its 4000th, four hundred millionth appearance

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Do you want anything from Ikea? Lämp. Just give me a lämp. That's all I want. I can't hold on

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Give me your hand

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First give me the lämp. That is so clever when you found out Paris is the city of lights

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What is this 2012 2012 memes?

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*laughter*

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When you found out there are oil lämps. Hey, hey, hey, this is totally me guys. This is so relatable.

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*clap**clap*

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Meme review. Hey look that looks pretty cool

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Buy the merch. Okay, guys Yaga mean light. Yeah

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Get it cuz his name is light in there. It's probably too complex for you. The møth memes really are very

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Complex. Møth: God I wish there were me poor moth. They just want lämp, and that's it. One day

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I'm going to be a beautiful butterfly

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several poor life decisions later

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Lämp

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The lämp everybody.

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THANOS MØTH

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THANOS MØTH

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That's incredible. I like how the møth

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The møth means a sort of a weird Ugandan. Lämp and brother, brother as a certain way of articulating

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Itself, it's a reminiscent to say the least, of better times. Hello, may I acquire the lämp?

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*shaking lämp noises*

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*noice lämp music*

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Lämp time!

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It's lämp time! (It's Ugandan Knuckles!)

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Oh Yeah

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I feel it

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DID SOME LEPIDOPTERA JUST SAY LÄMP? oh, my gosh.

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Like for free Honda EU2200i 2200-Watt120-Volt super quiet portable inverter generator

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Well you heard the man, smash like
Good morning 'MØTHS'

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Lets get this 'LÄMP' *laughs* 
Good morning 'MØTHS' lets get this

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'LÄMP' 
You heard her everybody, smash like on the video and give me-- I mean buy the merch.

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Enough of that

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Go away damn you

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Well, you're going to get it now

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*Beats the sh*t out*

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Lämp-lämp

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Lämp brother so I've been trying to figure out this meme

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but I don't get it like where's the punch line? *you can't talk, all of your punchlines are lämp*

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2018 memes are just so confusing.

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Lämp salesman: slaps top of lämp. Lämp salesman: slaps top of lämp again

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Slaps top of lämp again. I like this one. It's clever.

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It's very. Good touching lämp because lämp is good. Dying because lämp is hot.

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Perfectly balanced as all things should be. The møth meme

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(Clap clap)

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Gets extra 5 points for being disgusting. extra 10 points for being spoopy in spoop-tober

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mmm an extra

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- five points for I don't know no reason and the result is

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(Clap, clap)

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7.5

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Everybody. Wow, that's really good

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Congratulations møth meme you scored very high on the meme review chart.

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Hopefully you'll live a couple more days

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The last meme of this week is the tik tok bad guys

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Now I can't show the actual audio because they'll just claim all the revenue on the video

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and if I can't make money off of memes

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Then what's the point? Why would I even bother doing it?

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So instead you'll get the copyright free PewDiePie singing version of this meme

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Feel free to use this if you ever want to review it as well

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Why do good girls only like bad guys had this question for a real long time right bad?

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40s going to see. You know,

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Musical.ly died, but it's just like any other cancer it comes back in a different form. We were so happy

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We were celebrating musical.ly is gone 
dododododododododo

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but no it came back and it came back stronger than ever with tik tok

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so now not just kids are posting, actual adults are posting these memes where they

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Transform from this really good guy to this really cool bad guy with this cringy

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Song in the background. I don't know what it is, but it goes like 'why do good girls only like bad guys...

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...I had this question for a long time little bad for yet plain to see'

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The wider world where love with me

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What in the actual... The thing is like there's so many cringy ones that I can't tell which ones are joking or not

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(De la musique)

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Goddamn ads!!!!!

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This meme gets

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(The Clap that kills the memes)

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-10 points for having

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Copyrighted. Okay, stop using music in your memes, please. I guess another - I don't know

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I don't like it. It gets a zero. Okay zero. That's right.

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Oh!
That's enough

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That's all the time we have for this week's meme review everybody!

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