WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.190 --> 00:00:01.540 Hey! 00:00:01.540 --> 00:00:03.250 My name is (throat noise) 00:00:03.250 --> 00:00:06.620 That's my name, I'm here with Danny Devito 00:00:06.640 --> 00:00:09.300 We're gonna play... Come close there don't be shy 00:00:09.300 --> 00:00:10.300 Danny: I like to lick feet 00:00:10.300 --> 00:00:13.040 We're gonna draw together, so, I'm gonna draw 00:00:13.040 --> 00:00:17.720 and Danny is gonna guess uh, what I'm drawing. Here we go. 00:00:17.720 --> 00:00:19.720 "I See Leg, or line, or nail" {pause} 00:00:21.520 --> 00:00:23.180 I'm not done yet. 00:00:23.640 --> 00:00:26.360 "I see crayon, or marker, or hockey stick" 00:00:26.460 --> 00:00:27.360 Can you shut- "Or elbow". 00:00:27.360 --> 00:00:30.240 "I see camouflage' please be q- "or a broom, or rifle". 00:00:30.680 --> 00:00:31.360 Be quiet. 00:00:31.360 --> 00:00:32.720 "Oh I know, It's golf club". 00:00:33.820 --> 00:00:34.900 Now you got it... {clap clap} 00:00:34.920 --> 00:00:36.480 Congratulations 00:00:36.960 --> 00:00:40.980 Ok, now we're going to draw a paintbrush, this is very exciting 00:00:40.980 --> 00:00:44.380 "I see line, or knee, or string bead" - Please... - "or broom". 00:00:44.760 --> 00:00:46.420 I'm not... i'm not done. 00:00:46.430 --> 00:00:48.250 All right, I'm still work- "I see leg". 00:00:48.250 --> 00:00:52.180 "I see shovel, or a spoon" - I'm trying- "or a knife" - can you... plea... 00:00:52.240 --> 00:00:56.040 Be quiet. - "Or a cello. I see Clarinet" - I'm still... trying to draw. "I see a violin". 00:00:57.580 --> 00:00:58.447 I'm still... -"I See Seesaw". 00:00:58.447 --> 00:00:59.580 I'm still drawing. 00:01:00.100 --> 00:01:01.820 "Sorry, I couldn't guess it". 00:01:01.820 --> 00:01:07.619 Oh.. that's too bad, You tried really hard. Draw a soccer ball and under- Okay, 20- a soccer ball. 00:01:07.619 --> 00:01:08.940 That should be easy. 00:01:08.940 --> 00:01:12.531 "I see line, or nose, I see potato, or circle" 00:01:12.531 --> 00:01:14.489 Hey, that's not a potato 00:01:14.489 --> 00:01:17.900 " I see steak, or bread, or bracelet, or poop" {pewds laughing} 00:01:18.180 --> 00:01:19.980 "or helmet" 00:01:19.980 --> 00:01:21.254 "I see bear, or mouse" 00:01:21.254 --> 00:01:22.820 How do you see a bear? 00:01:22.820 --> 00:01:23.420 " or dog" 00:01:23.500 --> 00:01:25.413 What are you on about? 00:01:25.413 --> 00:01:27.760 "Sorry I couldn't guess it" 00:01:27.760 --> 00:01:28.940 You fucking idiot 00:01:28.940 --> 00:01:30.380 Danny you're so stupid. 00:01:30.380 --> 00:01:31.380 Oh I know , it's Mountain 00:01:31.570 --> 00:01:33.570 Ho, that was fast, that was fast 00:01:33.610 --> 00:01:40.739 Radio, ok "I see diving board, or pillow, or keyboard, or bread, I see camera, or map. Oh I know, its radio." 00:01:40.740 --> 00:01:42.960 Ok that's pretty impressive. 00:01:42.960 --> 00:01:46.500 You're getting good at this Danny 00:01:46.840 --> 00:01:53.320 Television. "I see suitcase, or elbow, or square. or cooler. I see picture frame. I'm stumped." I'm stumped 00:01:53.829 --> 00:02:00.269 Comin for dresser for all run wow [I] peep at four. Oh, I know it's television 00:02:00.670 --> 00:02:06.750 She got it. I mean you got it well drawn. Thank you. That was so fun, Danny 00:02:06.909 --> 00:02:12.269 That was so fun. What a game. I what a story draw an axe 00:02:13.270 --> 00:02:20.380 D toothpaste or crayon or marker for megaphone? Oh aight? No its axe. This is the weirdest fucking game wait 00:02:20.380 --> 00:02:21.550 Wait what am I supposed to draw- scissors. 00:02:21.550 --> 00:02:25.120 I see frying pan, or mosquito, or cup 00:02:25.120 --> 00:02:32.919 I see snowman or necklace, or ceiling fan, or mug. I see grapes, coffee cup or apple, or eyeglasses. 00:02:35.120 --> 00:02:36.960 It's clearly a scissor! 00:02:37.040 --> 00:02:37.820 Sorry, I couldn't guess it. 00:02:37.820 --> 00:02:42.360 Well. I guess robots aren't going to take over anytime soon. 00:02:42.800 --> 00:02:47.440 I see line. I see marker. Or knife. Or canoe. Or garden hose. 00:02:47.440 --> 00:02:48.380 It is not a canoe. 00:02:48.380 --> 00:02:50.380 I see ocean. 00:02:50.380 --> 00:02:51.260 Or trombone. 00:02:51.260 --> 00:02:52.160 Or animal (migration??) 00:02:52.160 --> 00:02:54.640 (Or an aircraft carrier) You see a lot of shit- What are you smoking, honestly I'm getting worried about you 00:02:54.700 --> 00:02:59.780 Or a diving board, or carrot. I see elbow. Or crocodile. 00:02:59.780 --> 00:03:00.720 Or bracelet. Or hand. 00:03:00.720 --> 00:03:01.220 I see bed. 00:03:01.220 --> 00:03:01.760 Come on-! 00:03:01.760 --> 00:03:03.100 Sorry, I couldn't guess it. 00:03:03.100 --> 00:03:04.900 Ah, she was so close 00:03:04.900 --> 00:03:05.400 I see moon. 00:03:05.400 --> 00:03:05.900 Or nose. 00:03:05.900 --> 00:03:06.920 Or potato. 00:03:06.920 --> 00:03:08.100 Or circle. 00:03:08.100 --> 00:03:09.820 Stop guessing potato! 00:03:09.820 --> 00:03:10.360 It's clock. 00:03:10.360 --> 00:03:12.180 Oh she got that? Damn. 00:03:12.360 --> 00:03:16.260 Well if you're gonna guess every single fucking thing ever, 00:03:16.260 --> 00:03:18.260 You can't just- [laugh] 00:03:18.260 --> 00:03:19.480 I SEE BLEHJKSAHDKJASHDKJSAHDSAJHDHSAK 00:03:19.480 --> 00:03:24.100 Oh, I got it right draw a dresser. Ok fine. I see golf club or suitcase 00:03:24.640 --> 00:03:25.340 Or square. 00:03:25.340 --> 00:03:25.840 Or bread. 00:03:25.840 --> 00:03:28.360 Quiet- can you be quiet for one goddamn second. 00:03:28.360 --> 00:03:30.720 I see map. I see clock. I see sandwich.. 00:03:30.720 --> 00:03:31.640 Or pants. 00:03:31.640 --> 00:03:33.420 tHAT IS NOT A SANDWICH 00:03:33.420 --> 00:03:33.980 -or popsicle! 00:03:33.980 --> 00:03:38.300 I see picture frame. Or telephone. Or the Mona Lisa! 00:03:38.300 --> 00:03:39.320 I see passport. 00:03:39.320 --> 00:03:39.820 Or cooler. 00:03:40.220 --> 00:03:41.500 Come on! 00:03:41.500 --> 00:03:42.940 Sorry, I couldn't guess it.. 00:03:42.940 --> 00:03:44.940 I see diving board. 00:03:44.940 --> 00:03:45.600 Or garden hose. 00:03:45.600 --> 00:03:47.140 Or bottlecap! 00:03:47.140 --> 00:03:47.900 I see pillow. 00:03:47.900 --> 00:03:49.280 Or umbrella! 00:03:49.280 --> 00:03:50.180 That's a hexagon right?? 00:03:50.180 --> 00:03:51.380 Sorry, I couldn't guess it! 00:03:52.580 --> 00:03:55.760 I see line. Or boomerang. Or elbow. 00:03:55.760 --> 00:03:56.400 Or arm. 00:03:56.440 --> 00:03:57.300 Or finger. 00:03:57.300 --> 00:03:58.560 I see diving board 00:03:58.560 --> 00:03:59.560 Or screw driver 00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:00.320 Or a bat! 00:04:00.320 --> 00:04:03.620 I see roller coaster, or mustache or toothpaste 00:04:03.620 --> 00:04:04.940 I see a key. 00:04:04.940 --> 00:04:05.840 Or stitches. 00:04:05.840 --> 00:04:06.680 Or dog. 00:04:06.680 --> 00:04:07.660 Or fish. 00:04:07.660 --> 00:04:08.720 Or frog. 00:04:08.720 --> 00:04:09.740 I see mouse. 00:04:09.740 --> 00:04:10.440 Or trumpet. 00:04:10.480 --> 00:04:15.880 [laugh 00:04:16.080 --> 00:04:18.680 Yeah, this thing is the best thing ever it's so amazing. 00:04:18.680 --> 00:04:21.880 If you're gonna program a bot, at least- 00:04:23.140 --> 00:04:24.620 -get the essentials, you know? 00:04:24.620 --> 00:04:26.620 I see leg. I see rain. 00:04:26.620 --> 00:04:27.300 I see jello! 00:04:27.300 --> 00:04:27.900 I'm stumped. 00:04:27.900 --> 00:04:29.520 [snicker] I see camoflage. 00:04:29.560 --> 00:04:30.140 Or lobster. 00:04:30.200 --> 00:04:31.060 [pewd's snickering continues] 00:04:31.060 --> 00:04:31.700 Or zebra. 00:04:31.700 --> 00:04:33.320 That's a zebra. You got it. 00:04:33.320 --> 00:04:34.300 Danny: Let's play a different game. 00:04:34.300 --> 00:04:40.540 All right, so this one is directly connected to Dan's mouth.. This is the sound he's making 00:04:43.510 --> 00:04:47.849 You control- I'm controlling Danny's throat right now 00:04:47.849 --> 00:04:56.460 [weird voicebox noises] 00:04:56.460 --> 00:04:57.640 SHUT UP DANNY 00:04:57.640 --> 00:05:03.540 [weird voicebox noises] 00:05:03.540 --> 00:05:04.040 [snicker] 00:05:04.040 --> 00:05:04.840 [weird voicebox noises] 00:05:04.840 --> 00:05:06.560 Why's this so funny? 00:05:06.560 --> 00:05:23.080 [weird voicebox noises] 00:05:23.080 --> 00:05:23.800 [snicker] 00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:32.980 [weird voicebox noises] 00:05:32.980 --> 00:05:33.480 Oo. 00:05:33.820 --> 00:05:34.500 Oh. 00:05:34.500 --> 00:05:44.320 [weird voicebox noises] 00:05:44.380 --> 00:05:46.980 This should not be this funny. Why am I laughing like a maniac? 00:05:46.980 --> 00:05:51.300 [weird voicebox noises] 00:05:51.400 --> 00:05:52.680 Are you saying something Danny? 00:05:52.680 --> 00:05:55.640 [weird voicebox noises] 00:05:55.640 --> 00:05:57.400 Mmm. Well that was fun. 00:05:57.400 --> 00:05:59.060 Danny: Let's play a different game. 00:05:59.060 --> 00:05:59.820 [voice box noises] 00:05:59.820 --> 00:06:02.320 Aight, final website that I wanna check out today 00:06:03.080 --> 00:06:04.120 Is.. Uh 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:10.380 This website that lets you decide it decides if your picture is awesome or not, so let's see right now 00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:12.720 if I am awesome or not 00:06:14.080 --> 00:06:17.040 One percent chance. One percent. 00:06:17.040 --> 00:06:20.360 [sad music] 00:06:20.360 --> 00:06:21.940 What about Jack then. 00:06:21.940 --> 00:06:23.940 [claps hands] GOT EM' 00:06:23.940 --> 00:06:26.560 ZERO PERCENT. YA GOT 0, JACK 00:06:26.560 --> 00:06:28.560 YOU SON OF A BI--- haha 00:06:30.420 --> 00:06:32.760 33%, motherfucka! 00:06:32.760 --> 00:06:35.620 You got 0% Jack, 0 potential. 00:06:35.620 --> 00:06:36.440 Zero- 00:06:36.440 --> 00:06:37.500 2- aight whatever. 00:06:38.580 --> 00:06:41.220 African ethnicity. Got em'. 00:06:41.220 --> 00:06:42.660 [laughing] 00:06:42.660 --> 00:06:44.940 [dramatic music] 00:06:44.940 --> 00:06:46.940 [LOUD YELLING] WHAT- 00:06:46.940 --> 00:06:48.940 [LAUGHING] 00:06:48.940 --> 00:06:51.540 [dramatic music] 00:06:51.540 --> 00:06:54.620 [while laughing] what the fuck?? 00:06:55.700 --> 00:06:59.100 Are you kidding me.. you can't be serious? 00:06:59.400 --> 00:07:04.120 How do you go from zero to 100 that quick- are you kidding me? 00:07:04.580 --> 00:07:07.420 You can't be serious- this must be a coincidence 00:07:07.600 --> 00:07:09.600 All right, what about this picture? 00:07:09.600 --> 00:07:14.300 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] [while pewds is laughing] 00:07:14.300 --> 00:07:16.300 [laughter] 00:07:17.020 --> 00:07:18.280 You can't make this shit up. 00:07:18.280 --> 00:07:18.940 Aight- 00:07:18.940 --> 00:07:22.580 I think it's probably for the better if we move on from this one, 00:07:22.580 --> 00:07:25.240 because It's not gonna be good. 00:07:25.240 --> 00:07:27.840 It's already- it's already bad 00:07:28.780 --> 00:07:30.780 What else do we got? 00:07:31.400 --> 00:07:33.880 Let's play a different game. [voice box noises] 00:07:33.880 --> 00:07:37.880 Kay, I'm supposed to draw a uhhhh- lotion 00:07:37.880 --> 00:07:40.860 [classical music] 00:07:40.880 --> 00:07:42.420 Why is it all blue? 00:07:42.420 --> 00:07:44.980 The fuck is happ- Oh shit 00:07:44.980 --> 00:07:46.060 Ah shit. 00:07:47.120 --> 00:07:47.620 Delete. 00:07:47.620 --> 00:07:48.320 Okay- a lotion. 00:07:51.600 --> 00:07:52.100 a lotion. 00:07:52.240 --> 00:07:55.940 Wall Street journal, are you fucking kidding me. good guess? 00:07:57.440 --> 00:07:57.940 [snicker] 00:07:59.200 --> 00:08:00.720 SOMEONE GUESSED IT! 00:08:00.720 --> 00:08:04.160 Hahahahaha yes, good job 00:08:04.340 --> 00:08:06.800 Thanks for nothing. Okay. 00:08:06.800 --> 00:08:08.800 He's drawing... 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:11.040 an xbox. 00:08:13.220 --> 00:08:15.340 red ring of death. 00:08:15.960 --> 00:08:17.340 It's uh... 00:08:17.340 --> 00:08:19.920 [the hap is fuckening] 00:08:19.920 --> 00:08:21.920 It's a letter. 00:08:22.760 --> 00:08:24.720 Letterbox. Am I the only one- 00:08:26.680 --> 00:08:28.260 oh that's the chat (good job, pewdie), xbox. 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:33.220 Great, we broke the website excellent 00:08:34.490 --> 00:08:36.010 That's fine. I didn't want to have fun 00:08:36.010 --> 00:08:38.200 I see spoon. Or pond. 00:08:38.200 --> 00:08:39.040 Or potato. 00:08:39.040 --> 00:08:40.580 Or bracelet. 00:08:40.580 --> 00:08:41.080 Or peanut. 00:08:41.080 --> 00:08:41.980 I see steak. 00:08:41.980 --> 00:08:42.820 Or frog. 00:08:42.820 --> 00:08:43.760 Or mouse. 00:08:44.500 --> 00:08:48.460 I see dog. or tree. or rain. Or crocodile. 00:08:48.460 --> 00:08:49.700 Or flying saucer. 00:08:51.940 --> 00:08:53.280 Sorry, I couldn't guess it 00:08:53.290 --> 00:08:59.319 I see line. Or keyboard. or cooler. Or belt. Or marker. I see hotdog. Or bathtub. 00:08:59.570 --> 00:09:01.570 or anvil. or a hamburger. 00:09:01.780 --> 00:09:04.900 I see pool. Or sink. Or aircraft carrier. 00:09:04.900 --> 00:09:06.120 Or diving board. 00:09:06.120 --> 00:09:07.000 I see speedboat! 00:09:07.000 --> 00:09:08.100 Or submarine. 00:09:08.100 --> 00:09:09.460 Or sandwich. 00:09:09.460 --> 00:09:10.420 Or pond. 00:09:10.420 --> 00:09:11.800 Sorry, I couldn't guess it. 00:09:11.800 --> 00:09:12.740 Flamingo. 00:09:12.740 --> 00:09:13.420 I see nail. 00:09:13.420 --> 00:09:14.560 Or banana 00:09:14.560 --> 00:09:15.240 Or nose. 00:09:15.240 --> 00:09:16.020 Or swan 00:09:16.020 --> 00:09:16.520 Or saxaphone 00:09:16.520 --> 00:09:20.180 I see snake or peanuts or lollipop. 00:09:20.180 --> 00:09:21.740 Danny: Oh I know, It's flamingo. 00:09:21.740 --> 00:09:22.820 HEEEEY 00:09:22.820 --> 00:09:25.420 [laughter] 00:09:25.420 --> 00:09:27.600 You did it. How about that. 00:09:27.600 --> 00:09:28.360 Great. 00:09:28.360 --> 00:09:29.620 This is too much fun. 00:09:29.620 --> 00:09:30.600 I see finger. 00:09:30.600 --> 00:09:31.660 Or mountain. 00:09:31.660 --> 00:09:32.420 Or toe. 00:09:32.420 --> 00:09:34.420 I see crown. 00:09:37.240 --> 00:09:38.480 Danny: I have no clue what you're drawing 00:09:38.480 --> 00:09:39.200 SHUT UP 00:09:39.200 --> 00:09:40.380 [laughter] 00:09:40.380 --> 00:09:41.600 fuckin' asshole 00:09:41.600 --> 00:09:43.640 sHUT UP! IT'S A HAND 00:09:43.740 --> 00:09:45.020 Danny: Oh I know, It's hand! 00:09:45.020 --> 00:09:45.520 [claps hands] 00:09:45.520 --> 00:09:47.040 YES! [laughing] 00:09:47.040 --> 00:09:49.560 [laughter] 00:09:49.580 --> 00:09:50.960 ooooh my god... 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:52.720 So good at this game. 00:09:52.720 --> 00:09:53.700 Well that was fun, 00:09:53.700 --> 00:09:54.200 wasn't it? 00:09:54.200 --> 00:09:55.260 That was- did you 00:09:55.900 --> 00:09:56.560 DANNY! 00:09:56.560 --> 00:09:58.100 what are you doin'? 00:09:58.100 --> 00:10:01.720 Did you have fun today? Wow, that was that was a good video? 00:10:03.780 --> 00:10:08.449 Definitely. I hope you enjoyed. Thank you for leaving a like and support 00:10:09.150 --> 00:10:11.329 Next time let's draw together- that'll be fun 00:10:11.330 --> 00:10:13.609 I'm sure it will work [sarcasm]. Check out another video here 00:10:13.609 --> 00:10:17.680 If you enjoy watching! As always any support, that you leave is appreciated! 00:10:17.960 --> 00:10:20.340 So thank you for leaving a like. 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