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嘿！

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我的名字是呃呃呃呃呃

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那是我的名字～在此我與丹尼德維托一起

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我們要來玩... 靠近點別害羞嘛！

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(我喜歡舔腳)

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咱們要來一起畫畫，我來畫

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小丹要猜出我在畫神馬。來吧！（畫出高爾夫球桿）

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(我看到腿，或線，或指甲)

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我還沒畫完啦！

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(我看到蠟筆，或麥克筆，或曲棍球棍)

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你能不能閉.... (或手肘)

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(我看到保護色) 拜託安.... (或掃把，或步槍)

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安靜！

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(噢我知道！是高爾夫球桿)

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你答對了...

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恭喜你啊～

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好了，咱們要來畫粉刷。好興奮哪～

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(我看到線，或膝蓋，或串珠) 拜託... (或掃把)

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我還... 我還沒好！

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好了我還在畫... (我看到腿)

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(我看到鏟子，或湯匙) 我還在... (或刀子) 你能不...拜託...

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安靜！ (或大提琴。我看到單簧管) 我還在畫！ (我看到小提琴)

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我還在... (我看到翹翹板)

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我還在畫！

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(抱歉，我沒能猜到)

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噢太糟了，你很努力的說～
畫一顆足球，20秒，好，以內，足球

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應該不難

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(我看到線，或鼻子。我看到馬鈴薯，或圓)

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嘿！那不是馬鈴薯！

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(我看到牛排，或麵包，或手鐲，或便便)

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(或安全帽)

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(我看到熊，或老鼠)

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為什麼會是熊啊！？

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(或狗)

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你到底想怎樣！？

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(抱歉，我沒能猜到)

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你TMD腦殘！

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老丹你蠢斃了！

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(噢我知道，是山)

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齁！很快捏 X2

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收音機，好 (我看到跳板，或枕頭，或鍵盤，或麵包。我看到相機，或地圖。噢我知道，是收音機)

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不錯，滿厲害的

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你愈來愈上手欸！小丹

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電視 (我看到公事包，或手肘，或方形，或風扇。我看到相框。難倒我了) 難倒我了XD

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(或火爐，或櫃子) 火爐？哇嗚... (我看到護照。噢我知道，是電視)

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她答對了！我是說...你答對了！"畫得好！"，謝謝！超好玩的，小丹

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超好玩的！好遊戲！太棒了。"畫一把斧頭"

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(我看到牙膏，或蠟筆，或麥克筆，或麥克風。噢我知道，是斧頭) 這真是最詭異的遊戲了

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等一下！我要來畫剪刀！

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(我看到煎鍋，或螞蟻，或蚊子，或杯子)

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(我看到雪人, 或項鍊) 雪人 (或吊扇) 項鍊, 吊扇 (或馬克杯) 馬克杯 (我看到葡萄) 葡萄 (或咖啡杯，或蘋果，或眼鏡)

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它不就是把剪刀嘛！

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(抱歉，我沒能猜到)

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好吧，我猜機器人暫時是不會崛起了 [畫腕表]

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(我看到線。我看到馬克筆，或刀子，或獨木舟，或水管)

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它不是獨木舟！

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(我看到海洋)

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(或長號)

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(或動物)

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你是看到不該看的嗎！？你是嗑藥哦！我很擔心你哦

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(或跳板，或胡蘿蔔。我看到手肘，或鱷魚)

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(或項鍊，或手)

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(我看到床)

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拜託！

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(抱歉，我沒能猜到)

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她都快猜到了！

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(我看到月亮)

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(或鼻子)

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(或馬鈴薯)

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(或圓)

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別再猜馬鈴薯啦！

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(是時鐘)

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噢她猜中了！太瞎了

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如果你玩你畫我猜都是這樣玩的話

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你不能......XD

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我看到巴拉巴拉巴拉巴拉巴拉巴拉巴拉

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噢我知道了！.... 畫一個櫃子，好啦我畫 (我看到高爾夫球桿，或公事包)

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(或方形)

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(或麵包)

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閉嘴！你能不能TMD安靜個一秒也好！

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(我看到地圖。我看到時鐘。我看到三明治)

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(或褲子)

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那不是三明治！！！

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(或冰棒)

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(我看到相框，或電話，或蒙娜麗莎)

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(我看到護照)

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(或風扇)

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拜託！

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(抱歉，我沒能猜到)

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[畫六角形] (我看到跳板)

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(或水管)

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(或瓶蓋)

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(我看到枕頭)

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(或雨傘)

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這是六角形對吧？

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(抱歉，我沒能猜到) [鯨魚]

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(我看到線，或迴力鏢，或手肘)

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(或手臂)

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(或手指)

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(我看到跳板)

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(或螺絲起子)

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(或蝙蝠)

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(我看到雲霄飛車，或鬍子，或牙膏)

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(我看到鑰匙)

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(或針線)

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(或狗)

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(或魚)

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(或青蛙)

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(我看到老鼠)

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(或喇叭)

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(或熊。抱歉，我沒能猜到)

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這真的是史上最讚的了，超猛

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你若要設計一個機器人，至少......

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基本該有的還是要有，好不？

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(我看到腿。我看到雨)

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(我看到果凍)

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(難倒我了)

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(我看到保護色)

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(或龍蝦)

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(或斑馬)

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就是斑馬！你答對了～

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(來玩別的遊戲)

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好了，這個是直接連接到阿丹的嘴巴，這個聲音是他發出來的

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你控制... 我現在在控制小丹的喉嚨

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閉嘴！臭阿丹

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為何這麼好笑？

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這應該沒什麼好笑的，為何我笑得像個瘋子？

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小丹你想說什麼嗎？

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好好玩

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(來玩別的遊戲)

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(得得得)

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好了，我今天要看的最後一個網站是....

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這網站是讓你決定....它會決定你的相片讚不讚，現在就來瞧瞧吧

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看我是讚還是不讚

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百婚朱....百分之一機率。百分之一

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那傑克咧？

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抓到了！

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零分！零鴨蛋！阿傑

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你TMD......

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三十三分啦！看到沒！

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你拿零分咧！老傑！沒屁用～

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二....阿隨便啦～

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"非洲部落" 抓到了～

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你在玩我嗎？你認真？

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你怎麼從零一下子暴漲到一百？別鬧了

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你不要亂了.... 這絕對是巧合

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好了，不然這張？

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你不能這樣搞

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我想咱們最好別再這樣搞了

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因為到時一定會被搞

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雖然已經被搞了

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還有什麼？

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(來玩別的遊戲，得得得)

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好了，我應該要畫.....乳液

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為何一片藍哪？

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現在是怎....噢剉屎

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剉屎

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"移除"

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好了，乳液

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乳液

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華爾街日報XD，你TMD玩我嗎？很會猜

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有人猜到了！

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哈哈哈！幹得好～

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"不管謝謝你"，很好～

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他在畫......

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xbox

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死亡紅圈

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是信

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信箱..... 只有我在猜嗎

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噢那是聊天.....xbox

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好極了，咱們把網站弄掛了。棒透了

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沒關係，反正我不想玩～

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(我看到湯匙，或池塘)

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(或馬鈴薯)

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(或項鍊)

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(或花生)

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(我看到牛排)

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(或青蛙)

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(或老鼠)

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(我看到狗，或樹，或雨，或鱷魚)

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(或飛碟)

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(抱歉，我沒能猜到)

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(我看到線，或鍵盤，或風扇，或皮帶，或麥克筆。我看到熱狗，或浴缸)

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(或鐵砧，或漢堡)

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(我看到池子，或水槽，或航空母艦)

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(或跳板)

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(我看到快艇)

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(或潛水艇)

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(或三明治)

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(或池塘)

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(抱歉，我沒能猜到)

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紅鶴

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(我看到指甲)

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(或香蕉)

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(或鼻子)

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(或天鵝)

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(或薩克斯風)

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(我看到蛇，或花生，或棒棒糖)

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(噢我知道，是紅鶴)

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嘿！！！

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你辦到了。如何？

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太棒了

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太好玩了～

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(我看到手指)

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(或山)

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(或腳趾)

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(我看到皇冠)

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(我不懂你在畫什麼)

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閉嘴！XD

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TMD混帳XD

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閉嘴啦！就一隻手齁！

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(噢我知道，是手)

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我好會玩哪～

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很好玩吧！

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不是嗎？

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小丹！

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你幹嘛？

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你玩得開心嗎？哇嗚，這真是一部優質影片......

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超優質！希望你們喜歡，感謝你按讚及支持

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下次咱們要一起畫，會很好玩的～

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可以的～若你喜歡的話....

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你可以在這看另一部影片，所有你們的支持我都會超感激的

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感謝你們的讚以及留言

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還有訂閱

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還有買我的周邊

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買兩次～

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謝謝.... 沒有周邊嗎？

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別擔心

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買就對了～

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來一拳～