WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: de 00:00:00.279 --> 00:00:02.279 What's up, everyone and 00:00:03.129 --> 00:00:08.698 What is this PewDiePie playing video games? Oh, oh, oh playing Magic 00:00:10.510 --> 00:00:12.510 The official game of virgins 00:00:14.710 --> 00:00:20.340 We're about to hit point name rank, I'm playing with my genius deck angry white people 00:00:21.880 --> 00:00:29.040 Which is a white red aggro deck if you guys haven't played magic before I'm sure this will be very confusing 00:00:29.349 --> 00:00:31.349 But it's basically 00:00:31.930 --> 00:00:34.559 It's a video game. So that's all you need to know 00:00:35.800 --> 00:00:37.800 Okay, great 00:00:38.410 --> 00:00:43.229 We've actually been playing magic a couple of people in Brighton like PJ Joel 00:00:44.860 --> 00:00:46.210 Sometimes 00:00:46.210 --> 00:00:50.969 Dave comes down as well. I am I missing anyone. I don't know. We'll keep this by the way 00:00:51.699 --> 00:00:53.280 It's been really fun really nostalgic 00:00:53.280 --> 00:01:00.539 I used to play magically when I was a kid and I didn't under all my god. You got destroyed nice fuck I didn't even 00:01:01.420 --> 00:01:03.750 We're getting closer to ply it to them 00:01:03.820 --> 00:01:09.720 See, this is how easy magic is for me people just see me and they run away in fear 00:01:09.720 --> 00:01:12.689 I don't even have to play the game to assert my dominance 00:01:13.840 --> 00:01:18.930 That's how good we are next victim what the hell just happened there. Did he just look at his hand and 00:01:19.630 --> 00:01:26.280 Hit it. Now. This is not a great hand, but I'll keep it just because I don't like getting crippled and that's not against cripples 00:01:28.299 --> 00:01:35.909 Maybe a little bit. All right, great. We're playing against red. They are pushed official deck of insults 00:01:38.380 --> 00:01:42.329 Do I play a down tow and let it get killed what do I do here? 00:01:45.870 --> 00:01:47.870 Well 00:01:48.180 --> 00:01:54.889 Fuck are you next time? We can play that so we'll play this guy. That's what that's the idea. He's got three. Mana 00:01:55.710 --> 00:01:57.710 risk factor 00:01:57.870 --> 00:01:59.370 now 00:01:59.370 --> 00:02:01.370 one two three, four five 00:02:01.950 --> 00:02:03.950 Six seven eight you'll have to dis 00:02:05.820 --> 00:02:07.820 Why is he playing risk factor now? 00:02:09.479 --> 00:02:11.479 Why 00:02:11.970 --> 00:02:17.749 If you decline your role I will mix these up if I decline he draws cards, okay guys, I 00:02:19.140 --> 00:02:22.790 Wouldn't have done it if you had won two mana less just so he doesn't do this spectacle 00:02:24.209 --> 00:02:26.659 But now he's gonna be like Oh, huh-uh 00:02:28.200 --> 00:02:34.850 I got her. No, you didn't I have I have a gross stuff too, buddy. Look at that. What are you gonna do by that? 00:02:35.760 --> 00:02:38.060 Look, we're almost the same now almost fuck 00:02:39.390 --> 00:02:42.440 Don't worry, boys. We have a roll week enforcement 00:02:45.959 --> 00:02:47.959 What are you gonna play now again 00:02:49.260 --> 00:02:55.309 Okay, so one two three four five six seven, okay, why is he playing risk factor? 00:02:57.030 --> 00:03:02.989 Well take action right we'll take the damage Kazemi I think he's gonna get what does he have a spectacle 00:03:02.989 --> 00:03:09.739 I know I went against what I just said don't spectacle me. Please. Don't spec to my Legion war box. Oh, he didn't okay 00:03:09.739 --> 00:03:11.739 We're good 00:03:12.269 --> 00:03:15.229 You don't understand what you've just done 00:03:15.870 --> 00:03:18.649 one two three, four five six 00:03:19.590 --> 00:03:21.590 Seven eight nine 00:03:24.209 --> 00:03:29.959 So the question here is did we wait for history Banali and now we don't I need to start doing damage I 00:03:31.380 --> 00:03:33.380 Will attack with everyone 00:03:33.959 --> 00:03:36.738 All right men, what do we mentor? 00:03:38.440 --> 00:03:40.440 Guess one of my boy 00:03:40.810 --> 00:03:42.810 One of my green boy 00:03:43.420 --> 00:03:45.420 Do you feel the pain 00:03:46.870 --> 00:03:53.069 Drop another risk factor, I dare you. Okay, watch me get three Thunderbolts ain't nothing out of respect 00:03:53.170 --> 00:03:55.170 I gave you the clip 00:03:55.690 --> 00:03:57.690 Okay. Well we won the game 00:03:58.660 --> 00:04:03.389 So now I decline so you can enjoy your cards. Alright, you can have them. Congratulations 00:04:04.629 --> 00:04:08.819 What the hell is this? I've never seen this if he plays a 41 00:04:09.819 --> 00:04:11.939 Alright, you can only really do one more thing 00:04:14.319 --> 00:04:16.319 Incredible nice 00:04:17.169 --> 00:04:20.279 Nice good job thinking what do I do? 00:04:22.120 --> 00:04:25.410 Oops, oh, that's too bad. Well played though 00:04:26.800 --> 00:04:28.800 idiot 00:04:29.950 --> 00:04:36.629 So hot in here we're almost there one more and we're platinum baby we're no longer in 00:04:37.449 --> 00:04:39.478 sub zero IQ tier a 00:04:42.940 --> 00:04:46.799 Lot of times when I play magic I seriously question myself 00:04:48.190 --> 00:04:50.190 If I'm actually retarded 00:04:51.990 --> 00:04:57.560 Because you notice as soon as you make a mistake in this game and he does hurt so much power fooled 00:04:57.560 --> 00:05:01.310 We're playing against someone called powerful. Whoa. Okay, I'm keeping this hand 00:05:04.770 --> 00:05:06.540 It's actually not that great 00:05:06.540 --> 00:05:12.200 but we can remove some bitches and the green boy can be like hey, what's up and 00:05:12.780 --> 00:05:14.520 this guy I 00:05:14.520 --> 00:05:16.549 Hit the art of this it makes me uncomfortable 00:05:17.400 --> 00:05:19.400 What is that mustache? I? 00:05:19.680 --> 00:05:25.189 Don't like it. It doesn't look even it looks like it goes all the way here and then he just stops here and 00:05:26.100 --> 00:05:29.030 Like what is he getting hunted by he doesn't even look hunted 00:05:29.700 --> 00:05:34.879 I like his shirt though. But then again, he's sure has checkers here and stripes here. Like what's up with that? 00:05:36.030 --> 00:05:38.030 All right. That's all I got about that 00:05:38.640 --> 00:05:40.290 That's my lowell 00:05:40.290 --> 00:05:42.290 Just click. Okay god damn it 00:05:44.160 --> 00:05:46.460 Your opponent is choosing to keep their hand 00:05:48.570 --> 00:05:50.570 Don't think too hard 00:05:53.700 --> 00:06:00.499 People are so goddamn slow in this game, sometimes you're just sitting there like alright so Playland 00:06:02.400 --> 00:06:07.609 Please play a line just play a line and do your thing. I don't know what people do while they playing 00:06:09.840 --> 00:06:15.739 Because they ain't playing if it takes him this long your opponent kept he decided to keep it well congratulations 00:06:16.680 --> 00:06:18.680 Well, what was my choice? It was stupid 00:06:20.490 --> 00:06:22.699 Does he start as well that's fucking bet 00:06:23.340 --> 00:06:26.809 Let's see how powerful you are. Mister. Oh god, it's red again. I 00:06:27.450 --> 00:06:31.610 Really think I was just lucky last game that he didn't. Oh god. I just realized 00:06:35.370 --> 00:06:37.370 Just so he feels intimidated 00:06:38.220 --> 00:06:40.909 By my old my little dude over here 00:06:42.090 --> 00:06:46.489 That's right. I'm not at the Fareed back what you got about that 00:06:49.890 --> 00:06:53.479 Please tell me he didn't draw any lines. That's my only way of winning 00:06:54.469 --> 00:06:58.759 They'll play the land night. Oh wait, it wasn't his turn yet. There we go 00:07:00.569 --> 00:07:02.369 Interesting 00:07:02.369 --> 00:07:04.369 Okay 00:07:05.339 --> 00:07:10.039 Well things could definitely be worse do I want to get rid of that right away 00:07:10.739 --> 00:07:12.739 Yeah, I don't want to take a bunch of damage 00:07:14.069 --> 00:07:16.069 Hello I 00:07:16.469 --> 00:07:18.469 Don't think we're gonna win this one. I 00:07:19.739 --> 00:07:22.518 Can feel that already like I lost too much tempo 00:07:25.259 --> 00:07:30.049 And I'm not a control deck so like what am I even doing at this point 00:07:36.089 --> 00:07:40.428 If I play legions lining now and hunted witness then next turn I can 00:07:41.069 --> 00:07:46.338 Get legions landing switch, but it doesn't matter cuz I'll have your heroic forces anyway 00:07:47.159 --> 00:07:52.129 But if I play this I'll just lose one of my goblins essentially and it won't really matter 00:07:52.199 --> 00:07:54.468 So I know this is a bit weird 00:07:59.189 --> 00:08:01.189 But at least I'll have some defense 00:08:05.129 --> 00:08:08.599 Why am I playing defensive a girl I don't don't act okay 00:08:09.899 --> 00:08:16.699 Now cast your shock on my hunted. Oh, you don't have one. That's too bad. Oh, you're not even gonna attack 00:08:19.740 --> 00:08:21.740 What 00:08:22.289 --> 00:08:24.200 Okay 00:08:24.200 --> 00:08:26.200 All right. Well, I guess we're both idiots 00:08:27.440 --> 00:08:30.460 Now the move of the century 00:08:38.750 --> 00:08:40.809 Watch me whip green boy 00:08:43.220 --> 00:08:48.129 Is he gonna shock you don't shut green boy ain't nobody shocking my boy 00:08:49.790 --> 00:08:51.740 Okay, and 00:08:51.740 --> 00:08:58.570 Then we transform leaders landing and next turn you will smoke a cute. Guess what's in Sweden you 00:09:01.640 --> 00:09:05.830 Shocked my green boy. Oh now I'm very angry 00:09:08.510 --> 00:09:15.729 Plan completely ruling that son of a gun. He has to mana though. He's stuck her. Mana. I didn't even realize 00:09:17.060 --> 00:09:19.960 All right. Well green boy is still very angry 00:09:22.310 --> 00:09:25.090 All right, well you can't do anything so I might as well get rid of these 00:09:30.350 --> 00:09:33.399 You can't do anything just click 00:09:35.270 --> 00:09:37.270 Thank you 00:09:37.850 --> 00:09:39.850 Hello, we're back what's up 00:09:40.850 --> 00:09:42.710 Okay now 00:09:42.710 --> 00:09:44.920 The play of the century coming right up 00:09:45.500 --> 00:09:49.929 Look at this the fact that we haven't won against this King guy is just pathetic 00:09:50.480 --> 00:09:52.480 because honestly 00:09:53.960 --> 00:09:55.960 Hey 00:09:57.050 --> 00:10:00.040 He doesn't have any land oh 00:10:02.870 --> 00:10:07.870 He just took it what a Chan Lee Jin his back boy 00:10:10.880 --> 00:10:18.659 What are you sitting on another one attack with your Pyromancer please Oh 00:10:23.500 --> 00:10:29.849 What is this what a weird game you know that boy has a shot 00:10:33.340 --> 00:10:40.859 Alright well now they're all pathetic and I don't like it but I'm gonna just to show that I have the bigger penis 00:10:44.140 --> 00:10:46.409 We'll keep that oh it's so confusing 00:10:47.470 --> 00:10:52.500 All right, you will block with that and then you will let the rest go like a good one 00:10:55.390 --> 00:10:59.789 Okay, and we get some health which is good help is good we have no cards 00:11:00.640 --> 00:11:02.640 What are you doing? 00:11:02.860 --> 00:11:04.860 This is oh 00:11:05.050 --> 00:11:06.520 Jesus 00:11:06.520 --> 00:11:08.520 He's got a ball of 00:11:09.010 --> 00:11:13.710 Stuff, it's not a ball. It just hit me. I always thought it was like a sponge of jellyfish ball 00:11:15.280 --> 00:11:17.280 Well, I'm disappointed yes 00:11:17.980 --> 00:11:22.920 Okay, let's do some math. You can block three of my strongest which are all shit 00:11:22.920 --> 00:11:27.780 So one, two, three, one, two, three four, he doesn't die this turn motherfucker 00:11:28.660 --> 00:11:30.660 I think we should 00:11:31.180 --> 00:11:33.180 God, I hope this is not the wrong move 00:11:33.850 --> 00:11:41.130 I just think he's gonna do one damage to my me. It doesn't matter if I would be dead that would be dead already 00:11:42.040 --> 00:11:48.480 Okay. All right, and then another one of these and then we're all in baby here. We'll have one helpless 00:11:51.640 --> 00:11:54.960 But he won't have any wizards, which is nice 00:11:57.230 --> 00:11:58.550 And 00:11:58.550 --> 00:12:00.140 I 00:12:00.140 --> 00:12:02.499 Don't think he can do anything. Okay 00:12:03.410 --> 00:12:07.719 What are you gonna do? That's right by oops. Oops 00:12:09.050 --> 00:12:11.050 There it is. Ah 00:12:21.019 --> 00:12:24.938 Okay, look at that one more game 00:12:26.329 --> 00:12:33.279 It's just this is the third time on one game from diamond and I saved the lava for that's the best part 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:35.519 Yeah, I'll save it 00:12:36.470 --> 00:12:43.089 Shut the fuck up how overpowered is that fucking cards it's insane 00:12:46.009 --> 00:12:48.849 Angular you are white people. I swear to God 00:12:49.610 --> 00:12:56.919 The only weakness the one weakness angry white people have are angry angry people basically 00:12:56.990 --> 00:13:03.669 Mana reg if I play against them King mana red for the third fucking time. I'm going for Diamond 00:13:03.670 --> 00:13:06.369 I'm gonna be so SuperDuper pissed 00:13:07.309 --> 00:13:10.209 Okay, let's go. Let's freakin do this 00:13:11.509 --> 00:13:13.509 Okay. Hello 00:13:15.350 --> 00:13:17.350 So you get back 00:13:18.319 --> 00:13:20.919 Say it. Oh, oh, it's my turn. Okay 00:13:22.009 --> 00:13:26.019 We're gonna assert our dominance and play leaders Landing. I 00:13:27.139 --> 00:13:31.178 Realize I should always play Legion sign it first because I don't want to risk you get encountered 00:13:32.360 --> 00:13:34.360 Which could definitely happen? 00:13:35.569 --> 00:13:38.139 It's like oh it's a gate deck. Oh 00:13:42.559 --> 00:13:49.269 That is very scary because I think definitely I can beat a gate think I 00:13:50.629 --> 00:13:55.449 would sky make sure I don't make any misplace so I can't play anything else this turn but this 00:13:57.470 --> 00:14:03.190 And I'll play this tent and then go forth my little vamp there you go we won 00:14:03.710 --> 00:14:08.259 I've lost it. I'm so orange what is happening? I've lost against the 00:14:08.960 --> 00:14:14.289 With one foam on I swear to God a health. I mean, why do I have this in my deck now? 00:14:15.440 --> 00:14:17.440 why you ask because 00:14:18.950 --> 00:14:22.959 I'm so sick of King mono. I look like an 00:14:23.750 --> 00:14:28.959 Something I look like something my my shirt is definitely not yellow. Let's just put it down, dude 00:14:28.959 --> 00:14:31.329 We're gonna do two damage. Now this changes everything 00:14:34.279 --> 00:14:39.939 Data blaze coming right up boom. Boom. Boom all gone. Okay play it. There it is 00:14:39.970 --> 00:14:44.350 Oh, I'm shocked. You should have waited till next time Oh your dingus 00:14:45.680 --> 00:14:47.680 Seriously, you can wait one second turn 00:14:55.070 --> 00:14:57.670 All attack, maybe he has another one I 00:14:58.580 --> 00:15:04.420 would can make me cry but it would be pretty funny if he doesn't have another one I 00:15:05.090 --> 00:15:08.680 Would laugh ha if you have us another one, I will scream 00:15:10.280 --> 00:15:14.379 Please hello, please like I'm hitting you up with hello. It's over here 00:15:18.800 --> 00:15:24.639 Please please do you understand this? I just need to win this game. But let you win any other game afterwards 00:15:26.450 --> 00:15:29.200 If he hits me with a gate ablaze 00:15:29.750 --> 00:15:33.099 that's not what it's called Lizzie it is what an epic name and 00:15:33.650 --> 00:15:35.650 Hits me with the hello 00:15:36.470 --> 00:15:42.160 There's hope in the world there's hope and please I think maybe he has won but he's worried about 00:15:45.440 --> 00:15:49.269 He could be worried about getting ligament what am I saying? I 00:15:51.650 --> 00:15:57.579 Feel like I might as well play this cuz there's really no other move. I can make creatures you control getting lifelink 00:15:57.580 --> 00:16:00.280 I really really don't need this 00:16:04.820 --> 00:16:07.959 At all, I don't know what he's thinking about countering it 00:16:09.950 --> 00:16:15.640 What what it's a copy targeting is worse about we come at a monocle that you may choose new target for the coffee 00:16:16.190 --> 00:16:18.190 Does that mean we get it? Yeah 00:16:20.150 --> 00:16:22.150 All right, I'm confused 00:16:23.060 --> 00:16:26.979 I might as well give it to ourselves and he'll mentor 00:16:29.720 --> 00:16:31.720 King Hearts 00:16:32.690 --> 00:16:37.089 Now we're gonna play lead-ins Landing is there any point of playing lead-ins Landing 00:16:37.490 --> 00:16:43.719 No, there isn't because we can easily play it next turn and if he hits me up with another gate DeBlase 00:16:43.720 --> 00:16:48.310 I will cry I never been this close good game. Oh 00:16:49.880 --> 00:16:52.390 Hello, thank you 00:16:55.670 --> 00:16:57.529 Finally diamond 00:16:57.529 --> 00:17:04.088 I've been trying all day like a fucking virgin loser diamond. Yeah. Yeah, I 00:17:05.030 --> 00:17:08.079 Mean, I don't care it's whatever. I really don't care 00:17:09.410 --> 00:17:16.719 Honestly, like diamond is pretty easy to game. It's whatever. Holy shit. I feel so fucking good 00:17:17.689 --> 00:17:22.569 Fuck. Yeah, now we're going for mythic baby easy angry white people 00:17:23.569 --> 00:17:27.819 No, one can smash him. No one can stop angry white people 00:17:28.549 --> 00:17:33.908 This is my deck. I'm gonna link it if anyone wants to play with it. It's literally nothing special 00:17:34.580 --> 00:17:41.710 But it's angry white people. Damn. That feels good. See who said I wasn't a gamer. Why do I look so freakin crazy? I 00:17:42.770 --> 00:17:44.770 play real man screams all 00:17:45.500 --> 00:17:52.599 Right Lee would like to be one more of this. Maybe this is completely incoherent and people don't know anything about magic. I 00:17:54.260 --> 00:17:58.089 Don't know but I had fun, so that's there's that bye