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What's up, everyone!

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Uuuh... What is this? PewDiePie playing videogames?!

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[Strange Noises] I'm playing... Magic

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The official game of virgins.

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Uh... We're about to hit

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Platinum Rank. I'm playing with my

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genius deck, "Angry White People".

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Which is a White/Red Aggro deck.

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If you guys haven't played Magic before, I'm Sure

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this will be very confusing.

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But it's basically...

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It's a videogame, so that's all you need to know.

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Ok great

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Uuh, we've actually been playing Magic,

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a couple of people in Brighton, like

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PJ Jowel

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Sometimes, Dave comes down as well.

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Am I missing anyone?  (Probably)I don't know. We'll keep this

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by the way.

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It's been really fun, really nostalgic. I used to play Magic when I was a

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kid.

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and I didn't under- Oh my god! He got destroyed!

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Nice! Fuck, I didn't even...

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We're getting closer to Platinum.

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See, this is how easy Magic is for me. People just see me,

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and they run away in fear. I don't even have to

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play the game to assert my dominance.

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Next victim! what the hell

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just happened there? Did he just look at his hand?

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[Laughs] Now this is not a great hand, but I'll keep it

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just 'cause I don't like getting crippled, and

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that's not against cripples.

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Maybe a little bit.

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[Sarcastic] Alright, great. We're playing against red.

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The official deck of insolence.

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Uh, do I play Adanto and let it get killed?

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What do I do here?

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Uh

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Uh, fuck. Ok, next turn we're gonna play that, so

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We'll play this guy, that's what- that's the idea.

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HE'S GOT THREE MANA

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Risk Factor

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Now,

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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6, 7, 8. He'll have to discard.

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Why is he playing Risk Factor now?

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Why?

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If you decline he will - I always mix these up - if I decline he draws cards. I'll take action.

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I wouldn't have done it if he had 1 mana less, just so

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he doesn't do the Spectacle. (An ability)

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But now, he's gonna be like

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"I got him". No you didn't. I have

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Aggro stuff too, buddy. Look at that.

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What are you gonna do about that?

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Look, we're almost the same now. Almost. Fuck.

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Don't worry boys, we have a Heroic Reinforcements.

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What are you gonna play now? AGAIN?

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Ok, so: 1 2 3 4, 5 6 7,

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Ok, uh

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Why is he playing Risk Factor?

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We'll tak action, right, we'll take the damage.

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I think, I think he's gonna get fucked. Does he have a Spectacle

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I know I went against what I just said. Don't Spectacle me.

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Please don't Spectacle my Legion Warboss. Oh, he didn't.

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Ok, we're good.

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You don't understand what you've just done.

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1 2, 3, 4, 5 6,

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7, 8, 9

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Umm... So the question is, here, do we wait for History of Benalia?

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No we don't.

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I need to start doing damage.

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We'll attack with everything.

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Alright. Mentor, who do we Mentor?

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Guess one of my boys.

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One of my green boys.

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DO YOU FEEL THE PAIN?

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Drop another Risk Factor, I dare you

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Ok, watch me get 3 thunderbolts.

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HE DROPPED ANOTHER RISK FACTOR! Ok, if you declare

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Ok, well, we won the game uhh

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so now i decline, so he can- you know your cards

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alright, you can have em, congratulations

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what the hell is this, i've  never seen this

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if he plays a ...

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alright, he can only really do one more thing

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