WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.280 --> 00:00:02.100 What's up, everyone! 00:00:02.100 --> 00:00:03.260 uhhhh 00:00:03.260 --> 00:00:09.160 What is this? PewDiePie playing video games? Oh, oh! I'm playing "Magic". 00:00:10.900 --> 00:00:12.920 The official game of virgins 00:00:13.500 --> 00:00:14.960 uuhhhh 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:20.820 We're about to hit platinum rank, I'm playing with my genius deck, 'angry white people'. 00:00:22.020 --> 00:00:25.320 Which is a white-red aggro deck. 00:00:25.320 --> 00:00:29.040 If you guys, haven't played Magic before I'm sure this will be very confusing. 00:00:29.660 --> 00:00:31.620 But it's basically... 00:00:32.220 --> 00:00:34.860 It's a video game. So that's all you need to know. 00:00:35.800 --> 00:00:38.460 Okay, great. uhhhh 00:00:38.460 --> 00:00:43.740 We've actually been playing Magic with a couple of people in Brighton like PJ, Joel... 00:00:43.740 --> 00:00:44.880 uhhhh 00:00:44.880 --> 00:00:46.210 Sometimes... 00:00:46.210 --> 00:00:51.420 Dave comes down as well. Am I missing anyone? I don't know. We'll keep this, by the way. 00:00:52.160 --> 00:00:53.420 It's been really fun. Really nostalgic. 00:00:53.420 --> 00:01:00.920 I used to play Magic when I was a kid and I didn't under- Oh my god, you got destroyed! Ni- fuck, I didn't even... 00:01:01.720 --> 00:01:03.920 We're getting closer to platinum! 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:09.840 See, this is how easy Magic is for me. People just see me and they run away in fear. 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:13.140 I don't even have to play the game to assert my dominance. 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:15.140 That's how good we are. 00:01:15.140 --> 00:01:18.940 Next victim! What the hell just happened there? Did he just look at his hand? 00:01:18.940 --> 00:01:20.940 and HAh HAh 00:01:20.940 --> 00:01:24.860 Now, this is not a great hand, but i'll keep it just cuz i don't like getting crippled. 00:01:24.860 --> 00:01:26.560 And that's not against cripples. 00:01:28.540 --> 00:01:30.380 Maybe a little bit.... 00:01:30.760 --> 00:01:32.640 Alright, great we're playing against red. 00:01:38.380 --> 00:01:42.680 Do I play Adanto and let it get killed... what do I do here? 00:01:48.180 --> 00:01:53.280 Fuck, alright, next time we can play that so... we'll play this guy. 00:01:53.280 --> 00:01:54.680 That's... That's the idea. 00:01:54.680 --> 00:01:55.700 He's got three MANA!!! 00:01:55.700 --> 00:01:56.860 Risk Factor! 00:01:57.860 --> 00:01:58.900 Now 00:01:59.360 --> 00:02:01.360 One, two, three, four, five... 00:02:01.950 --> 00:02:03.950 Six, seven, eight. You'll have to just... 00:02:05.820 --> 00:02:07.820 Why is he playing Risk Factor now? 00:02:09.480 --> 00:02:10.520 Why? 00:02:13.040 --> 00:02:17.740 "If you decline your..." I always mix these up. 00:02:19.140 --> 00:02:22.790 I wouldn't have done it if you had one mana or less just so he doesn't do this spectacle. 00:02:24.209 --> 00:02:26.659 But now he's gonna be like "Oh, huh-uh... 00:02:28.200 --> 00:02:30.080 I got him." 00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:33.480 No, you didn't I have... I have aggro stuff too, buddy. 00:02:33.480 --> 00:02:34.850 Look at that, what are you gonna do about that? 00:02:35.760 --> 00:02:38.060 Look, we're almost the same now. Almost. Fuck. 00:02:39.390 --> 00:02:42.440 Don't worry, boys. We have Heroic Reinforcements. 00:02:45.959 --> 00:02:47.959 What are you gonna play now? Again! 00:02:49.260 --> 00:02:53.174 Okay, so one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, okay. 00:02:53.174 --> 00:02:55.309 Why is he playing Risk Factor? 00:02:57.030 --> 00:03:01.671 We'll take action, right? We'll take the damage cause I think... he's gonna get f******. 00:03:01.671 --> 00:03:02.989 Does he have a spectacle? 00:03:02.989 --> 00:03:06.520 I know I went against what I just said, don't spectacle me. 00:03:06.520 --> 00:03:08.380 Please don't spectacle my Legion War Boss. 00:03:08.380 --> 00:03:10.840 Oh, he didn't. Okay we're good. 00:03:12.260 --> 00:03:15.220 You don't understand what you've just done. 00:03:15.870 --> 00:03:18.649 One, two, three, four, five, six.... 00:03:19.580 --> 00:03:22.440 Seven, eight, nine... 00:03:24.200 --> 00:03:28.760 So the question is do we wait for History Benalia... no, we don't. 00:03:28.760 --> 00:03:29.960 I need to start doing damage. 00:03:31.380 --> 00:03:33.380 I will attack with everything. 00:03:33.959 --> 00:03:36.738 Alright. Mentor, who do we mentor? 00:03:38.440 --> 00:03:40.440 Guess, one of my boys. 00:03:40.800 --> 00:03:42.300 One of my green boys. 00:03:43.420 --> 00:03:45.280 Do you feel the pain?! 00:03:46.860 --> 00:03:49.540 Drop another Risk Factor, I dare you. 00:03:49.540 --> 00:03:52.400 Okay, watch me get three Thunderbolts. 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:53.580 He dropped another Risk Factor! 00:03:54.080 --> 00:03:55.660 Okay, if you decline... 00:03:55.680 --> 00:03:57.680 Okay. Well, we won the game. 00:03:58.660 --> 00:04:02.740 So now I decline so you can... draw your cards, alright? 00:04:02.740 --> 00:04:03.960 You can have them. Congratulations. 00:04:04.620 --> 00:04:07.338 What the hell is this? I've never seen this. 00:04:07.338 --> 00:04:08.820 If he plays a fourth one. 00:04:09.819 --> 00:04:11.939 Alright, you can only really do one more thing... 00:04:14.319 --> 00:04:16.319 Incredible! Nice! 00:04:17.169 --> 00:04:20.279 Nice! Good job! Thinking... what do I do? 00:04:22.120 --> 00:04:25.420 Oops, oh, that's too bad. Well played, though. 00:04:26.200 --> 00:04:27.800 F**** idiot!!! 00:04:29.940 --> 00:04:31.820 So hot in here. 00:04:31.820 --> 00:04:34.440 We're almost there. One more! 00:04:34.440 --> 00:04:36.180 And we're platinum, baby. 00:04:36.180 --> 00:04:36.680 We're no longer in 00:04:37.180 --> 00:04:39.180 sub-zero IQ tier. 00:04:42.940 --> 00:04:46.800 A lot of times when I play Magic... I seriously question myself. 00:04:48.190 --> 00:04:50.190 If I'm actually retarded. [laughs] 00:04:51.990 --> 00:04:57.560 Because you know this as soon as you make a mistake in this game and it just hurts so much. 00:04:57.560 --> 00:05:01.310 We're playing against someone called Powerful. 00:05:04.770 --> 00:05:06.540 It's actually not that great. 00:05:06.540 --> 00:05:12.200 But we can remove some bitches and the green boy can be like "hey, what's up?". 00:05:12.780 --> 00:05:14.520 And this guy. 00:05:14.520 --> 00:05:17.040 I hate the art of this. It makes me uncomfortable. 00:05:17.400 --> 00:05:19.400 What is that mustache? 00:05:19.680 --> 00:05:25.189 I don't like it. It doesn't look even. 00:05:26.100 --> 00:05:29.030 And like what is he getting hunted by? He doesn't even look hunted. 00:05:29.700 --> 00:05:34.879 [burps] I like his shirt, though. But then again, his shirt has checkers here and stripes here. 00:05:36.030 --> 00:05:38.030 All right. That's all I got about that. 00:05:38.640 --> 00:05:39.980 That's my little... 00:05:40.290 --> 00:05:42.280 Just click "Okay", goddamn it!!! 00:05:44.160 --> 00:05:46.460 "Your opponent is choosing to keep their hand." 00:05:48.570 --> 00:05:50.570 Don't think too hard! 00:05:53.700 --> 00:06:00.499 People are so goddamn slow in this game sometimes. 00:06:02.400 --> 00:06:07.609 please play Land! Just play Land and do your thing!" 00:06:09.840 --> 00:06:15.739 Because they ain't playing if it takes him this long. 00:06:16.680 --> 00:06:18.680 Well, what was my choice? It was stupid. [laughs] 00:06:20.490 --> 00:06:22.699 Does he start as well?! That f**** bitch!!! 00:06:23.340 --> 00:06:26.809 Let's see how powerful you are, mister. Oh god, it's Red again. 00:06:27.450 --> 00:06:31.610 I really think I was just lucky last game that he didn't... Oh god, I just realized 00:06:31.610 --> 00:06:33.580 I can't even play anything on first turn. 00:06:35.370 --> 00:06:37.370 Okay, we'll play Red just so he feels intimidated. 00:06:38.220 --> 00:06:40.909 By my little... my little dude over here. 00:06:42.090 --> 00:06:46.489 That's right! I'm not at the Fareed deck. What you got about that? 00:06:49.890 --> 00:06:53.479 Please tell me he didn't throw any Lands. That's my only way of winning. 00:06:54.469 --> 00:06:58.759 They'll play the Land... Oh wait, it wasn't his turn yet. There we go. 00:07:00.560 --> 00:07:01.460 Interesting. 00:07:02.360 --> 00:07:03.180 Okay. 00:07:05.340 --> 00:07:10.040 Well, things could definitely be worse. Do I want to get rid of that right away? 00:07:10.739 --> 00:07:12.739 Yeah, I don't want to take a bunch of damage. 00:07:14.060 --> 00:07:15.260 Hello. 00:07:16.460 --> 00:07:18.460 I don't think we're gonna win this one. 00:07:19.739 --> 00:07:22.518 I can feel that already like I lost too much tempo. 00:07:25.259 --> 00:07:30.049 And I'm not a control deck so like what am I even doing at this point 00:07:36.089 --> 00:07:40.428 If I play Legion's Landing now and Hunted Witness then next turn I can... 00:07:41.069 --> 00:07:46.338 Get Legion's Landing switch, but it doesn't matter cause I'll have Heroic forces anyway. 00:07:47.159 --> 00:07:52.129 But if I play this I'll just lose one of my goblins essentially and it won't really matter 00:07:52.199 --> 00:07:54.468 So... I know this is a bit weird. 00:07:59.189 --> 00:08:01.189 But at least I'll have some defense. 00:08:05.129 --> 00:08:08.599 Why am I playing defensive aggro? I don't... don't ask, okay? 00:08:09.899 --> 00:08:16.699 Now cast your Shock on my Hunted. Oh, you don't have one. That's too bad. Oh, you're not even gonna attack! 00:08:19.740 --> 00:08:20.920 What?! 00:08:22.280 --> 00:08:23.040 Okay. 00:08:24.200 --> 00:08:26.200 All right. Well, I guess, we're both idiots. 00:08:27.440 --> 00:08:30.460 Now... the move of the century! 00:08:38.750 --> 00:08:40.809 Watch me whip! Green boy! 00:08:43.220 --> 00:08:48.129 Is he gonna Shock... you don't Shock green boy! Ain't nobody shocking my boy. 00:08:49.780 --> 00:08:50.720 Okay. 00:08:51.740 --> 00:08:58.580 And then we transform Legion's Landing and next turn you will [smth swedish]. we say in Sweden. 00:09:01.640 --> 00:09:05.830 You Shock-ed my green boy! Oh now I'm very angry >< 00:09:08.510 --> 00:09:15.729 Plan completely ruined. That son of a gun. He has two mana though. He has two mana! Mana. I didn't even realize. 00:09:17.060 --> 00:09:19.960 All right. Well, green boy is still very angry. 00:09:22.310 --> 00:09:25.090 All right, well. you can't do anything so I might as well get rid of these. 00:09:30.340 --> 00:09:33.660 You can't do anything! Just click! 00:09:35.260 --> 00:09:36.380 Thank you. 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:39.840 Hello, we're back what's up! 00:09:40.840 --> 00:09:42.340 Okay, now... 00:09:42.710 --> 00:09:44.920 The play of the century coming right up! 00:09:45.500 --> 00:09:49.929 Look at this. The fact that we haven't won against this f**** guy is just pathetic. 00:09:50.480 --> 00:09:51.780 Cause honestly... 00:09:53.960 --> 00:09:55.660 [laughs] 00:09:57.040 --> 00:09:59.380 He doesn't have any Land. 00:10:02.860 --> 00:10:07.860 He just took it what a champ! Legion is back, boy! 00:10:10.880 --> 00:10:18.659 What are you sitting on? Another one! Attack with your Pyromancer, please. 00:10:23.500 --> 00:10:29.849 What is this? What a weird game! You know that boy has a Shock. 00:10:33.340 --> 00:10:40.859 Alright, well, now they're all pathetic and I don't like it but I'm gonna... just to show that I have the bigger penis. 00:10:44.140 --> 00:10:46.680 We'll keep that one. It's so confusing! 00:10:47.460 --> 00:10:52.500 All right, you will block with that and then you will let the rest go. Like a good boy. 00:10:55.390 --> 00:10:59.789 Okay, and we get some health which is good. Health is good. We have no cards! 00:11:00.640 --> 00:11:02.640 What are you doing? 00:11:02.860 --> 00:11:03.760 This is... 00:11:04.560 --> 00:11:05.560 Oh, Jesus! 00:11:06.520 --> 00:11:08.520 He's got a ball of... 00:11:09.010 --> 00:11:13.710 stuff. It's not a ball. It just hit me. I always thought it was like a sponge of jellyfish ball. 00:11:15.280 --> 00:11:17.280 Well, I'm disappointed. Yes! 00:11:17.980 --> 00:11:22.920 Okay, let's do some math. You can block three of my strongest which are all shit 00:11:22.920 --> 00:11:27.780 so one, two, three, one, two, three four, he doesn't die this turn. Motherfucker! 00:11:29.280 --> 00:11:30.660 I think we should... 00:11:31.180 --> 00:11:33.180 Oh, god, I hope this is not the wrong move. 00:11:34.900 --> 00:11:41.300 I just think he's gonna do one damage to me. It doesn't matter, alright? If I would be dead, I would be dead already. 00:11:42.040 --> 00:11:48.480 Okay. All right, and then another one of these and then... we're all in, baby. Here we have one health less. 00:11:51.640 --> 00:11:54.960 But he won't have any wizards which is nice. 00:11:58.540 --> 00:11:59.320 And... 00:12:00.140 --> 00:12:02.500 I don't think he can do anything. Okay? 00:12:03.400 --> 00:12:08.860 What are you gonna do? That's right! Bye! Oops. Oops. 00:12:09.040 --> 00:12:11.440 There it is. Ah! 00:12:21.020 --> 00:12:24.940 Okay, look at that! One more game! 00:12:26.329 --> 00:12:33.279 It's just this is the third time I won a game from diamond. And I saved the Lava Coil. That's the best part. 00:12:33.520 --> 00:12:34.600 Yeah, I'll save it! 00:12:36.460 --> 00:12:43.080 Shut the fuck up! How overpowered is that f**** card! It's insane! 00:12:46.009 --> 00:12:48.849 Angry white people. I swear to god! 00:12:49.610 --> 00:12:56.919 The only weakness... the one weakness angry white people have are angry angry people basically, 00:12:56.990 --> 00:13:03.669 Mana Red. If I play against them a f**** Mana Red for the third fucking time, I'm going for Diamond 00:13:03.670 --> 00:13:06.369 I'm gonna be so super duper pissed! 00:13:07.309 --> 00:13:10.209 Okay, let's go. Let's freakin do this! 00:13:11.509 --> 00:13:13.509 Okay. Hello. 00:13:15.340 --> 00:13:16.920 Say it back. 00:13:18.320 --> 00:13:20.920 Say it. Oh, oh, it's my turn. Okay. 00:13:22.009 --> 00:13:26.019 We're gonna assert our dominance and play Legion's Landing. 00:13:27.139 --> 00:13:31.178 I realize I should always play Legion's Landing first because I don't want to risk it getting convert. 00:13:32.360 --> 00:13:34.360 Which could definitely happen. 00:13:35.569 --> 00:13:38.139 It's like oh it's a gate deck. 00:13:42.559 --> 00:13:49.269 That is very scary because I think definitely I can beat a gate deck. 00:13:50.629 --> 00:13:55.449 I'm just gonna make sure I don't make any misplace so I can't play anything else this turn but this. 00:13:57.470 --> 00:14:03.190 And I'll play this tapped and then go forth, my little vamp! There you go, we won! 00:14:03.710 --> 00:14:08.259 I've lost it. I'm so f***** orange what is happening? I've lost against the... 00:14:08.960 --> 00:14:14.289 With one f**** mana I swear to God. A health, I mean. Why do I have this in my deck now? 00:14:15.440 --> 00:14:16.540 Why you ask? 00:14:18.940 --> 00:14:22.940 Cause I'm so sick of f**** mana. I look like a f**** ... 00:14:23.750 --> 00:14:28.959 Something. I look like something. My my shirt is definitely not yellow. Let's just put it the way. 00:14:28.960 --> 00:14:32.320 Dude, we're gonna do two damage now, this changes everything! 00:14:34.280 --> 00:14:39.940 Gate a blaze coming right up! Boom. Boom. Boom all gone. Okay play it. There it is. 00:14:39.970 --> 00:14:44.350 Oh, I'm shocked. You should have waited till next turn though, you dingus, 00:14:45.680 --> 00:14:47.680 Seriously, you can wait one f**** turn. 00:14:55.070 --> 00:14:57.670 All attack, maybe he has another one. 00:14:58.580 --> 00:15:04.420 That would f**** make me cry but it would be pretty funny if he doesn't have another one. 00:15:05.090 --> 00:15:08.680 I would laugh ha! If you have us another one, I will scream! 00:15:10.280 --> 00:15:14.379 Please. Hello. Please, like I'm hitting you up with Hello-s over here. 00:15:18.800 --> 00:15:24.639 Please. Please, do you understand this? I just need to win this game. I'll let you win any other game afterwards. 00:15:26.450 --> 00:15:29.200 If he hits me with a Gate Ablaze... 00:15:29.750 --> 00:15:33.099 That's not what it's called, is it? It is! What an epic name! 00:15:33.650 --> 00:15:35.650 And hits me with a Hello. 00:15:36.470 --> 00:15:42.160 There's hope in the world. There's hope and peace. I think maybe he has won but he's worried about... 00:15:45.440 --> 00:15:49.269 He could be worried about getting ligma... what am I saying? 00:15:51.650 --> 00:15:57.579 I feel like I might as well play this cause there's really no other move I can make. "Creatures you control gain lifelink..." 00:15:57.580 --> 00:16:00.280 I really really don't need this. 00:16:04.820 --> 00:16:07.959 At all, I don't know what he's thinking about countering it. 00:16:09.950 --> 00:16:15.640 What? What is that? "Copy target instant or sorcery spell with converted mana... You may choose new targets for the copy." 00:16:16.190 --> 00:16:18.190 Does that mean we get it? Yeah. 00:16:20.150 --> 00:16:22.150 All right, I'm confused. 00:16:23.060 --> 00:16:26.980 We might as well give it to ourselves and he'll mentor. 00:16:27.700 --> 00:16:28.520 Boom. 00:16:29.180 --> 00:16:31.180 We hit him like a... f**** hurts! 00:16:32.680 --> 00:16:37.080 Now we're gonna play Legion's Landing. Is there any point of playing Legion's Landing? 00:16:37.490 --> 00:16:43.719 No, there isn't because we can easily play it next turn and if he hits me up with another Gate Ablaze... 00:16:43.720 --> 00:16:48.310 I will cry! I never been this close! Good game. Oh!!! 00:16:49.880 --> 00:16:53.040 Hello! Thank you!!!!!!!!! 00:16:55.660 --> 00:16:57.520 Finally diamond!!!!!! 00:16:57.529 --> 00:17:04.088 I've been trying all day like a f**** virgin loser! Diamond!! Yeah. Yeah. 00:17:05.030 --> 00:17:08.079 I mean, I don't care it's whatever. I really don't care. 00:17:09.410 --> 00:17:16.719 Honestly, like diamond is pretty easy to get. It's whatever. Holy shit. I feel so fucking good! 00:17:17.689 --> 00:17:22.569 F*** yeah! Now we're going for Mythic, baby! Easy. Angry white people. 00:17:23.569 --> 00:17:27.819 No, one can smash him. No one can stop Angry white people. 00:17:28.549 --> 00:17:33.908 This is my deck. I'm gonna link it if anyone wants to play with it. It's literally nothing special. 00:17:34.580 --> 00:17:41.710 But it's Angry white people. Damn. That feels good. See, who said I wasn't a gamer! Why do I look so f**** crazy? 00:17:42.770 --> 00:17:44.770 I play real man's games. 00:17:45.500 --> 00:17:52.599 Alright, leave a like if you want more of this. Maybe this is completely incoherent and people don't know anything about Magic. 00:17:54.260 --> 00:17:58.089 I don't know but I had fun! So there's that... Bye!