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*Sick noises*

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Before this video begins

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I have an important announcment :O

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There's gonna be a new green-screen competition

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Green screen competition No. 2 [The sequel]

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Is happening *OMG*

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All the info is down in the description

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Basically I recorded myself with a green screen

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I want you to edit

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Me *nhnhn* and the most creative and funny edits

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Will make it into a video that i react to

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All the info is in the description, check it out

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I can't wait to see what you make

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This one is... *very* interesting

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*Laughs*

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Last week I played your games, they were *kisses fingers*

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[Silence o.o]

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Top quality memes [Aw thx pewds]

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*Sucks finger* Tastes just like.. the finest potato [Jacksepticeye?]

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Mwha

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I'm so excited, we have three more games

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Michael, who helps me out, he played through all of them

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And he said this is the best one, so... ;)

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*breaths*

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*Winks* 0.o

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We're gonna have to see

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This game is called: Malcom1466's a-adventure

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Please kill me right now

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ahhhhh Let's go on an adventure with Malcom!

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[complete silent]

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I like the undertale music :)

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"I'm too rich, I'm bored."

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"What does rich men do when they are bored?" (bad grammar and german accent)

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Yeah, what do they do Malcom?

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What do they do?

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"Shut up Jessica."

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Ha ha ha (dissing his own girlfriend)

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*breaths*

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"Sometimes easy that pays well" [Great reading]

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The fuck is it

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"I know!"

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*breaths*

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"I will make videos on YouTube!"

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*Mha*

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"Choose a name for you YouTube channel"

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"I didn't know making videos was that hard..."

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HA!

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*breaths*

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"Well, my name is Malcom, and I was born in-"

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*Laughs*

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"In 1875 so I should name myself..."

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Oh, my voice can't handle this

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"Malcom1466!!"

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"You are now entering YouTube world good luck"

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*exclamation point*

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"What the f-"

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OHHHHH SHIITTT

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Wait, he's literally entering YouTube world o.o

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What the fuck, man

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*minor explosion*

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What, i'm playing as Malcom D:

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Is this me?

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"Is he sleeping?"

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"Hey you! Wake up and tell me where i am"

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I love the avatars they use for Malcom

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"Hey... I'm Poodiepie"

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"Did you ever shave?"

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"If i don't wanna shave, i don't shave, you fat punk"

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Jesus Christ!

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"Don't call me fat"

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"Because you're fat too" [BUUUUURRRN!!] [Less than you morbidly obese fuck]]

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*Nice, calm music*

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Poodiepie is attacking! o.o

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*Nice music continues*

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Pff,  the music.

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*breaths*

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I'm crying :'(

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Let's fight him

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Let's fight Pewdiepie

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Pewdiepie used Brofist

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Malcom took - Oh Jesus Christ

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Malcom has lost :(

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*rip malcom*

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"I'm gonna destroy you" [BITCH!]

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"NYEHEHEHEHE"

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"What's that?" *Epic caw*

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"It's me Pewdiepie"

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"Sponsor Eagle!"

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"Don't destroy the McDonald Boy"

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*he ha ha*

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"He probably is the new-"

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I don't know the voice for Sponsor Eagle ):

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*breaths*

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"He probably is the new chosen one"

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"No... He can't be..."

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"Moreover, you're a terrible creature"

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"Torturing such a poor, innocent youth" [innocent, we all know means "guilty"]

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"You're right, i will not make the same mistakes"

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"Thank you Sponsor Eagle"

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Come with me...

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*Epic caw*

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"You've fallen into the YouTube World, a place where you can become famous and rich"

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"But also be hated by everyone " ;(

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This is very true

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*phhh*

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"I am the ruler of this world"

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"Since i am the richest man of the overworld"

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"Thanks to my channel and my billions of accounts ;D"

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"But there is a prophecy;"

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"One day a new king will fall down here"

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"By becoming great on YouTube"

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"In order to do that you will have to find and climb:"

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*tense silence*

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"The wall of dicks"

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*laughs*

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"I will come back to you when you reach the wall"

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*Static sound*

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Malcom...

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*byeww*

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Yha ha ha

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*breaths*

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Ayyy!

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Wha-?

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*ha ha*

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Playing the song i made :)

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Aw man, I miss this song...

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Oh, i gotta climb it

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*Y-huh*

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"You shall not pass"

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Come on Jennifer, get the fuck out of the way! >:(

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"It is written:"

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*...*

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"I can't read"

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*Laughs*

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*breaths*

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"That's my grave"

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Who said that -_-

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"Who is there?"

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"Me! :)"

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Oh, there's... haha

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*breaths*

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That's where potato fell

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"Where are you?"

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"That is not the most important"

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"What you should know is that climbing the Wall..."

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"...Is not the best way to become famous"

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"You have to be sure that it's what you want, before going this way"

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"Trust me, sucking dicks is tiring,"

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"And can blow your mind if you're not prepared enough"

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"I want more money, I am prepared"

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"You seem to be filled with determination"

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"You are ready to climb the wall of dicks ;)"

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"Goodbye master"

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"Jennifer, you can let him pass"

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"If you see Poods, tell him that i love him <3"

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"You can walk on me now"

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"Ouch, you're fat"

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"DON'T CALL ME FAT!"

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*laughs*

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"Goodbye..."

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"See you soon..."

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"Come back again..."

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*breaths*

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Ohh, we're CLIMBINGTHE WALL OF DICKS! :D

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"Come on, you can do it"

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This is amazing.

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This is so good

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This is beautiful, this game is true art

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"The developer didn't want to put dicks in his game"

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"This gate leads to the top of the wall"

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"This game sucks!"

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"I hate this game! >:("

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Malcom, why are you always so upset, man?

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Ayy! Ha ha

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Love how there's a toilet there

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"You made it to the top"

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Yea!

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"I knew there was something in you, kid"

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"Now for the final test" :o

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"Will you destory the world?"

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I get to choose

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I will go yes 'cause im Malcom [Great logic]

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"Thanks to you i can retrieve my final form"

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Jesus Christ!

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"Now it's timke to destroy YouTube World"

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"I'm just kidding, if i do that i will no longer have a job"

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*Laughs*

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"You told me i was gonna be king of YouTube"

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"Give me the power and the money"

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*dramatic music change*

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"Did you really think is was gonna be that easy!"

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"I am the ruler of the world, the king of YouTube"

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"I am YouTube and YouTube is me!"

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"I make more money in one video than you will ever"

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"Hnng (?) In your entire life"

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*breaths*

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"And your fat ass will never be able to handle the pressure"

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"Of being the king"

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So fucking true!

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This game spits the truth

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Yea ^.^

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"What about the prophecy?"

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"You lied to me!"

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"No, i never lied to you"

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"All this time..."

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*boom*

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"It was just a prank bro!!" haha

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*breaths*

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"The camera is right there bro!"

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Eyy the rh--

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"I will make a lot of money with this video "

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"You - You only work for the money"

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"Now, go back where you came from"

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"NOOOO!"

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"AAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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Ohh, my God

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"I am back here"

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"I am not the ruler of YouTube ):"

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"Pewdiepie..."

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I love the avatar it's so cute! <3

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Malcom's so cute

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"He only works for the money..."

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"Pewdiepie SUCKS!"

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*breaths*

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"I HATE PEWDIEPIE!!" ha ha

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*dying whale*

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*older dying whale*

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[(Song): It's just a prank, bro]

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Ayyyyyyy
[(Song): It's just a prank, bro]

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*Claps*
[It's just a prank]

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[The camera is right there, bro]

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Bravo!
[The camera is right there, bro]

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[The camera is right there, bro]

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Eranoth
[The camera is right there]

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And, and thanks to Kiwiastic94
[The camera is right there]

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And, and thanks to Kiwiastic94
[It's just a prank]

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And tutorialsByHugo
[It's just a prank]

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And of course for competition fo all the videos that made me laugh
[Don't you like pranks, bro]

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If you are french go check out my channel Eranoth
[I guess you don't like pranks]

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Lol, best ad ever
[I guess you don't like pranks]

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Lol, best ad ever
[I stole your car, just a prank bro]

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Si vous etes francais, alles voir ma chaine Eratoth
[I stole your car, just a prank bro]

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Si vous etes francais, alles voir ma channel Eratoth
[I fucked your wife, just a prank bro]

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Si vous etes francais, alles voir ma channel Eratoth
[I gave you AIDS, just a prank bro]

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Well fair enough, you made an awesome game
[I gave you AIDS, just a prank bro]

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I appreciate that you did that
[I gave you AIDS, just a prank bro]

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I appreciate that you did that
[I ruined your life, just a prank bro]

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All that work
[I ruined your life, just a prank bro]

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Really like it, it was really creative and original
[I ruined your life, just a prank bro]

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Really like it, it was really creative and original
[Can't just people understand that it's just a prank]

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The backstory of Malcom,
[Can't just people understand that it's just a prank]

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And why he hates Pewdiepie

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Now we know!

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We got two more, let's check 'em out

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This game is called: Pewds,

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*Intense zoom*

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Ze diamond button

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Sounds interesting, let's play

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*Brazilian Flower (song) starts*

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Oh God, this fucking track

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*Seizure dancing*

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Uuaahhhh!

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*More seizure dancing*

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*hood falls down ):*

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Let's do it!

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*pimp music starts*

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Playing 'Dramatic Hop hop Instrumental'

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*puts on sungalsses aka swag*

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Bess game

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*Pimp music intestifies*

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This is me! Haha

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Why is my mustache so goddamn big?

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Let's go in-

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*locked*

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Nevermind... ):

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Let's go here-

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*blocked*

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Nevermind...

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Let's go here-

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Nevermind ;'(

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Bess game

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What the fuck?

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"Where you think you're going?"

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"No one just steps on out territory and leaves"

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Oh my God!

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"That's right ugly ass where yo ass think it going!"

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"You came to the wrong neighbourhood mothafucka"

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JESUS!

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"Damn it! The notorious Duck Gang from Norway!"

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"I though walking alone through a suspicious neighbourhood would have saved me from this possibility"

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This is so well written *kisses hand*

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I love it :)

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"Wait... Why would i think that?"

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"Dumb bitch!"

00:09:03.680 --> 00:09:06.640
This feels a little...

00:09:06.640 --> 00:09:08.040
Feels a little racist

00:09:08.040 --> 00:09:09.440
"Yea, dumb bitch"

00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:11.000
"Hey, that's my line!"

00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:12.040
"B-B-B-BITCH!"

00:09:12.040 --> 00:09:12.840
*ha ha ha*

00:09:12.840 --> 00:09:14.740
"This cwacker fiesty"

00:09:14.740 --> 00:09:16.140
"Yea, he fiesty"

00:09:16.140 --> 00:09:17.340
"Shut up, Ramone"

00:09:17.340 --> 00:09:19.940
This is definitely racist. What the fuck

00:09:19.940 --> 00:09:23.220
"And you addicted to porn T-Tivan"

00:09:23.220 --> 00:09:27.180
"Ey man, bread brumb porn is high quality entertainment!"

00:09:27.180 --> 00:09:28.100
*Pewds is thinking*

00:09:28.100 --> 00:09:29.460
Wait, is that a thing?

00:09:29.460 --> 00:09:31.180
Oh, it's definitely a thing!

00:09:31.180 --> 00:09:32.300
Well, rule 34

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Pff, Jesus Christ!

00:09:33.820 --> 00:09:36.540
"Tivan, shut this digga up"

00:09:36.540 --> 00:09:39.900
"Ramone, we don't use that kind of language"

00:09:41.520 --> 00:09:43.060
The fuck is going on?

00:09:43.060 --> 00:09:45.620
"Especially to an old friend"

00:09:45.620 --> 00:09:48.620
"Bob the duck, is that you?"

00:09:48.620 --> 00:09:50.880
"Bob, you know this Swedish trash?"

00:09:50.880 --> 00:09:53.880
"Yes... Me and him fought in the first Barrel War"

00:09:54.460 --> 00:09:56.180
*face palm*

00:09:57.000 --> 00:09:59.460
They've got a whole lore set up, apprently

00:09:59.460 --> 00:10:01.080
"Hate to break up your shitty dialogue"

00:10:01.080 --> 00:10:01.600
Yeah, no

00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:05.040
"But if you are the Pewdiepie guy you must have a lot of money on your ass"

00:10:05.040 --> 00:10:07.920
"Well we gon be taking it, right Trivan?"

00:10:07.920 --> 00:10:09.820
"Let's duck him up Ramone!"

00:10:11.380 --> 00:10:12.480
God damn it!

00:10:12.480 --> 00:10:16.620
*slow zoom*

00:10:16.620 --> 00:10:20.020
I'm, i'm so fucking sick of the bass line dude

00:10:20.820 --> 00:10:22.020
Wait I died! D:

00:10:22.020 --> 00:10:24.820
"Tivan, Ramone, what the hell guys he is a friend"

00:10:24.820 --> 00:10:26.360
"Glory to Norway!"

00:10:26.360 --> 00:10:27.420
FUCK NORWAY!

00:10:27.420 --> 00:10:28.940
"Duck Sweden"

00:10:28.940 --> 00:10:30.020
..Fuck Sweden

00:10:30.020 --> 00:10:32.820
No, I don't.. I don't wanna go through all that again!

00:10:32.820 --> 00:10:34.120
*Fast-forward*

00:10:34.800 --> 00:10:36.880
Fuck yeah, i killed one of them!

00:10:37.300 --> 00:10:38.960
Aw shit, i'm taking a lot of damage

00:10:39.700 --> 00:10:40.640
YEAH!

00:10:40.640 --> 00:10:42.020
FUCK YOU DUCKS!

00:10:42.020 --> 00:10:42.660
FUCK YOU!

00:10:42.660 --> 00:10:44.560
I TOLD YOU I'D FUCK YOU ONE DAY DUCKS!

00:10:44.560 --> 00:10:45.660
YOU FUCKING DUCKS!

00:10:45.660 --> 00:10:46.720
I FUCKED YOU!

00:10:46.720 --> 00:10:47.600
I'D FUCK A DUCK! (Wtf man)

00:10:47.600 --> 00:10:50.060
"Trivan, Ramone, what the hell guys he's a friend!

00:10:50.060 --> 00:10:51.400
"Glory to Norway"

00:10:51.400 --> 00:10:52.260
"Trivan..."

00:10:52.260 --> 00:10:53.380
"Yeah Ramone?"

00:10:53.380 --> 00:10:55.240
"I've always loved you..."

00:10:55.240 --> 00:10:55.780
*claps*

00:10:56.400 --> 00:10:57.120
I'm out

00:10:57.120 --> 00:10:57.760
Great game,

00:10:57.760 --> 00:10:58.560
Great game though *points*

00:10:58.560 --> 00:10:59.200
*Sigh*

00:10:59.200 --> 00:11:00.040
Why?

00:11:00.040 --> 00:11:02.820
"Just leave before it gets weirder than it already is"

00:11:02.820 --> 00:11:06.260
"I remember being forced to read a fanfic like this once before"

00:11:06.260 --> 00:11:07.420
I do!

00:11:07.420 --> 00:11:08.980
Alright, let's just go here

00:11:10.580 --> 00:11:11.680
Ayyy!

00:11:11.680 --> 00:11:12.940
"Well, we're here"

00:11:12.940 --> 00:11:14.320
"Thanks Bob"

00:11:14.320 --> 00:11:16.740
"I'll be off now. Goodbye Pewds and good luck"

00:11:16.740 --> 00:11:18.960
See you on the other side Bob ;(

00:11:20.220 --> 00:11:21.960
"What the hell is that, DMX?"

00:11:23.200 --> 00:11:23.860
Great

00:11:24.260 --> 00:11:25.240
Aw, Deadpool

00:11:25.240 --> 00:11:27.520
There's so much copyright in one second there

00:11:27.520 --> 00:11:29.380
My channel just had a seizure

00:11:29.380 --> 00:11:31.200
"You can bet your sweaty balls it is"

00:11:31.200 --> 00:11:32.360
"DEADPOO-"

00:11:32.360 --> 00:11:34.700
"Ah, this game already has enough copyright-"

00:11:34.700 --> 00:11:36.360
Oh my God that's what I said!

00:11:36.360 --> 00:11:38.660
"So from now on i am Senoir Pool"

00:11:38.660 --> 00:11:39.640
"One moment please"

00:11:42.260 --> 00:11:43.020
"How the hell?"

00:11:43.720 --> 00:11:46.420
"To be honest the game developer is just getting lazy"

00:11:46.420 --> 00:11:47.840
"Well thanks, i'll be off now"

00:11:47.840 --> 00:11:49.540
"I have a little bitch to catch"

00:11:49.820 --> 00:11:52.040
"You do that, i'll just be running my store"

00:11:52.040 --> 00:11:54.320
Wait, deadpool just became a fucking-

00:11:54.320 --> 00:11:55.660
Store vendor?

00:11:55.660 --> 00:11:57.520
"What can i get my favourite Swedish meatball?"

00:11:57.520 --> 00:11:59.500
Stop calling me a Swedish meatball!

00:11:59.500 --> 00:12:01.680
I'll have five swedish meatballs please

00:12:01.680 --> 00:12:03.200
"Good luck and may the force be with you"

00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:04.360
"Wait wrong reference"

00:12:05.280 --> 00:12:07.940
"Where the hell is this? Is this supposed to be YouTube HQ?"

00:12:07.940 --> 00:12:10.420
"Wait... This chair... This fan"

00:12:10.420 --> 00:12:11.440
*dramatic music begins*

00:12:11.440 --> 00:12:14.180
"No! No! I thought i was done after 4!"

00:12:14.180 --> 00:12:14.680
*phone rings*

00:12:14.680 --> 00:12:15.960
"I won't! Never again!"

00:12:15.960 --> 00:12:17.080
*Laughs*

00:12:17.080 --> 00:12:17.600
*breaths*

00:12:17.600 --> 00:12:18.740
The plot twist!

00:12:18.740 --> 00:12:19.980
It's FNAF five

00:12:19.980 --> 00:12:21.500
"Hello, hello, hello?"

00:12:21.500 --> 00:12:22.440
"Kaften!"

00:12:22.440 --> 00:12:23.240
*Laughs*

00:12:23.240 --> 00:12:24.120
"Oh come on Pewds"

00:12:24.120 --> 00:12:26.420
"After my fourth official five nights at Freddy's game"

00:12:26.420 --> 00:12:28.140
"Why wouldn't y- I keep making more"

00:12:28.140 --> 00:12:29.500
"Think of all the money i make!"

00:12:29.500 --> 00:12:32.320
"Believe it Pewdiepie. You are no longer King of YouTube"

00:12:32.320 --> 00:12:33.320
"I AM"

00:12:33.320 --> 00:12:36.120
"What do I do? These metal furries will wake up any moment"

00:12:36.120 --> 00:12:37.760
"And tear my butthole open" o.o

00:12:37.760 --> 00:12:38.560
"Felix..."

00:12:39.760 --> 00:12:40.820
*really?*

00:12:41.240 --> 00:12:42.160
Yes Neo?

00:12:42.160 --> 00:12:43.380
"Who said that?"

00:12:43.380 --> 00:12:45.460
It is I, Neo, from the Matrix"

00:12:45.460 --> 00:12:46.840
"Oh hey, what's up"

00:12:46.840 --> 00:12:49.260
"I came to tell you that none of this is real"

00:12:49.260 --> 00:12:50.460
"Whatever do you mean?"

00:12:50.460 --> 00:12:52.200
It is a game within your life within a game"

00:12:52.200 --> 00:12:55.380
Or maybe a life within a game within a game or maybe..."

00:12:55.380 --> 00:12:56.540
"Just get on with it!"

00:12:56.540 --> 00:12:59.260
"I'm saying unlike starndard five nights-- FNAF"

00:12:59.260 --> 00:13:00.960
"You can walk around and beat the animatronics"

00:13:00.960 --> 00:13:04.240
"Now go Felix, the fate of YouTube is in your hands"

00:13:04.240 --> 00:13:05.700
"Don't do meth kids, or cocaine"

00:13:05.700 --> 00:13:06.220
"Wait"

00:13:06.220 --> 00:13:09.600
"I keep an enitre Mexican drug cartel within my body"

00:13:10.440 --> 00:13:11.540
What the.. what the fuck?

00:13:12.080 --> 00:13:13.360
"Got any weed?"

00:13:15.620 --> 00:13:17.420
I'm really questioning my life choices right no-

00:13:17.420 --> 00:13:17.920
*great editing*

00:13:17.920 --> 00:13:18.900
Let's swear

00:13:18.900 --> 00:13:20.720
That's my special attack...

00:13:20.720 --> 00:13:21.600
Swearing :3

00:13:22.640 --> 00:13:24.200
Holy shit that was awesome!

00:13:24.200 --> 00:13:25.820
-Swedish-

00:13:27.140 --> 00:13:28.420
Ayyy

00:13:29.100 --> 00:13:30.260
Red bull obtained :D

00:13:31.100 --> 00:13:34.360
"Dine on my oven baked avian behind!"

00:13:35.300 --> 00:13:37.400
Jesus, no!

00:13:37.400 --> 00:13:38.620
"Gime that dick"

00:13:38.620 --> 00:13:40.760
*hides*

00:13:40.760 --> 00:13:41.560
(Faint) No!

00:13:42.140 --> 00:13:42.820
Oh my God

00:13:42.820 --> 00:13:43.400
*throws up a bit*

00:13:44.340 --> 00:13:45.780
I did not need to see that [Agreed]

00:13:45.780 --> 00:13:48.060
"Let me eat that booty like a cupcake"

00:13:48.060 --> 00:13:50.000
Let's keep... Let's cut that bitch"

00:13:51.220 --> 00:13:52.820
Fuck yeah! We got Chika

00:13:55.360 --> 00:13:56.320
Ah, for fuck-

00:13:56.320 --> 00:13:57.600
God!

00:13:57.600 --> 00:13:59.180
Black Freddy, why not

00:13:59.180 --> 00:14:00.760
"Suprise mothafucka"

00:14:01.160 --> 00:14:05.720
"I find it extremely racist that each freddy is defined by its color alone"

00:14:05.720 --> 00:14:07.560
"Your face is racist"

00:14:07.560 --> 00:14:08.400
"Bitch!"

00:14:08.940 --> 00:14:09.800
*puts on swag*

00:14:09.800 --> 00:14:10.760
"BITCH!"

00:14:11.220 --> 00:14:12.600
I'm starting to think this is a bad idea

00:14:12.600 --> 00:14:14.700
"To let you bros have any form of control"

00:14:14.700 --> 00:14:16.680
"Over my channel, and what i do"

00:14:16.680 --> 00:14:19.920
"The Swedish meatball turns into an above average Swedish guy

00:14:19.920 --> 00:14:21.060
Use it

00:14:21.400 --> 00:14:23.880
I'm gonna have to pull out my Swedish meatball, my trump card

00:14:24.700 --> 00:14:26.040
"AHHHHHHHHH"

00:14:26.440 --> 00:14:28.440
What the fu- ha ha ha ha

00:14:28.660 --> 00:14:29.160
*chokes*

00:14:29.380 --> 00:14:31.160
Oh HELL YEAH!

00:14:31.460 --> 00:14:33.600
Swedish meatball all the way!

00:14:36.720 --> 00:14:37.520
Yea!

00:14:37.520 --> 00:14:39.420
Get fucked Black Freddy

00:14:39.420 --> 00:14:42.420
In no racist way, that's the developer

00:14:42.420 --> 00:14:45.000
I obtain Omega Dildo by everyone

00:14:45.300 --> 00:14:48.020
"I beat those three assholes, how many more are there?"

00:14:48.400 --> 00:14:49.900
"Five nights worth"

00:14:50.320 --> 00:14:51.140
Jesus

00:14:51.140 --> 00:14:52.080
"Yeah, no"

00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:52.880
"Wait, what?"

00:14:53.140 --> 00:14:54.940
"So listen... Uh, I'm the guy working on this game"

00:14:54.940 --> 00:14:57.240
"Honestly i'm a lazier developer than you, Scott"

00:14:57.240 --> 00:14:59.200
*Laughs*

00:14:59.200 --> 00:14:59.920
*breaths twice*

00:14:59.920 --> 00:15:02.140
"So yeah, y-you two just figh it out"

00:15:02.140 --> 00:15:04.960
"So i can wrap this game up and Felix can get the diamond play button" :D

00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:06.800
"He'll have to win first"

00:15:06.800 --> 00:15:07.600
"He will"

00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:10.020
"Fuck you and your dumbass RPG maker game!"

00:15:12.440 --> 00:15:14.920
"Fi-final Fantast VII music?"

00:15:14.920 --> 00:15:16.620
"Please don't copyright me"

00:15:16.940 --> 00:15:17.440
*ah*

00:15:19.160 --> 00:15:20.540
Of course, Malcom

00:15:21.220 --> 00:15:23.540
Of course Malcom, that son a a bitch

00:15:23.540 --> 00:15:26.000
"Comes to the forwards Pewdiepie"

00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:27.240
Oh no, not Malcom!

00:15:28.580 --> 00:15:29.640
God damn it

00:15:29.640 --> 00:15:32.040
"Fed Ex deliver guy you stole my button!"

00:15:32.900 --> 00:15:35.480
"Oh... I still have on zis?"

00:15:35.820 --> 00:15:37.400
"One of ze moments"

00:15:38.160 --> 00:15:40.320
"Zer... Hellos Pewdiepie"

00:15:40.320 --> 00:15:42.540
"MALCOM1466!!"

00:15:42.540 --> 00:15:44.600
"He has finally arrives"

00:15:44.600 --> 00:15:47.720
"Now i ams going to gets ze revenge"

00:15:47.720 --> 00:15:50.220
"Revenge... For what?"

00:15:50.220 --> 00:15:52.760
"Wells... Uh... I'm not thinked that far..."

00:15:53.600 --> 00:15:54.100
*ha*

00:15:54.400 --> 00:15:57.280
"Nah, more like the writers didn't think that far"

00:15:57.280 --> 00:15:57.780
"Fuck you."

00:15:57.780 --> 00:15:58.660
*laugh*

00:15:58.660 --> 00:15:59.640
"But wait"

00:15:59.640 --> 00:16:01.820
"So you did all this for nothing"

00:16:01.820 --> 00:16:03.860
"What the fuck is the point of all this"

00:16:03.860 --> 00:16:08.680
"Give me my god damn play button before i shove a sharp object up your rectum!"

00:16:08.680 --> 00:16:10.860
"Zere is one problem with that"

00:16:10.860 --> 00:16:12.520
"I don't have it anymores"

00:16:12.520 --> 00:16:14.420
"I did ze throwing behind me"

00:16:15.980 --> 00:16:17.080
Oh shit

00:16:17.420 --> 00:16:19.700
Star Wars just started playing

00:16:19.700 --> 00:16:21.200
Shit just got real

00:16:21.200 --> 00:16:23.700
"What are you za doing?"

00:16:23.840 --> 00:16:24.340
Oh

00:16:24.740 --> 00:16:25.940
Ohh!

00:16:25.940 --> 00:16:27.240
ZAHH!

00:16:27.240 --> 00:16:28.160
*ha ha*

00:16:28.800 --> 00:16:29.340
*breaths*

00:16:29.340 --> 00:16:31.740
"I hate you! Pewdiepie sucks!"

00:16:32.400 --> 00:16:35.140
"You were the chosen troll Malcom!"

00:16:35.140 --> 00:16:37.020
"You were supposed to bring me"

00:16:37.020 --> 00:16:39.140
"Ba-- My button"

00:16:39.140 --> 00:16:41.140
"Anyways, so the game is finished, phew"

00:16:41.140 --> 00:16:44.460
"I thought this shit excuse for a game was gonna go on another twenty minutes"

00:16:45.820 --> 00:16:47.660
"Oh so that's how it is, eh?"

00:16:47.660 --> 00:16:50.320
"Alright how about i'll add another final boss"

00:16:50.320 --> 00:16:51.160
"Gimme a sec"

00:16:51.160 --> 00:16:52.740
"And who's the boss supposed to be?"

00:16:52.740 --> 00:16:56.260
"One cannot refer to me as "who", for that would dictate a singular being"

00:16:56.260 --> 00:16:59.640
"I am the combination of the greatest minds in existence"

00:16:59.640 --> 00:17:00.740
"I am..."

00:17:00.740 --> 00:17:02.020
"The illuminati?" Δ

00:17:02.020 --> 00:17:04.120
"What!? How.. did.."

00:17:04.120 --> 00:17:05.760
"I was getting to, GAH"

00:17:07.140 --> 00:17:09.640
Ah, fuck me, we're fighting the Illum- ...All Right

00:17:09.640 --> 00:17:12.620
"I think it's time you handed YouTube to the next generation"

00:17:12.620 --> 00:17:14.520
"And let them decide the best for it"

00:17:14.520 --> 00:17:17.940
"Dull until the last moment, goodbye my one true love"

00:17:17.940 --> 00:17:20.040
We're fighting the Illuminati Δ, Okay great

00:17:20.500 --> 00:17:22.420
Um... I guess i'll just swear

00:17:24.160 --> 00:17:25.700
The fuck is this soundtrack? o.o

00:17:25.700 --> 00:17:27.420
Fuck i should have stocked up on meatballs

00:17:27.900 --> 00:17:28.640
Do i have anymore?

00:17:28.640 --> 00:17:30.000
God damn it, i'm fucked

00:17:31.480 --> 00:17:32.840
Alright, we got this

00:17:33.240 --> 00:17:34.120
Here we go...

00:17:36.920 --> 00:17:37.580
*Cha!*

00:17:38.380 --> 00:17:39.580
Ayyy

00:17:39.580 --> 00:17:40.680
"Felix was victorious"

00:17:41.440 --> 00:17:42.160
WOO!

00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:44.380
"How... This is impossible"

00:17:45.180 --> 00:17:47.420
"Well i mean not reall, it is a game afterall"

00:17:47.420 --> 00:17:48.660
"Just finish me off..."

00:17:48.660 --> 00:17:49.540
"Gladly!"

00:17:49.860 --> 00:17:51.020
"Wait, don't actually"

00:17:51.640 --> 00:17:52.380
What?

00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:54.020
What is happening? D:

00:17:56.280 --> 00:17:58.100
My diamond play button!

00:17:58.100 --> 00:17:59.400
"Shit, shit"

00:18:00.260 --> 00:18:02.480
"Shit, well it's just-"

00:18:02.600 --> 00:18:04.880
"It's just you.." Wait 0.o

00:18:04.880 --> 00:18:07.700
"Well it's just me and you my diamond friend"

00:18:07.700 --> 00:18:09.260
"I'll see you in afterlife"

00:18:13.560 --> 00:18:14.940
Oh my God

00:18:14.940 --> 00:18:15.620
"Ah"

00:18:15.620 --> 00:18:17.760
"It's 4pm I gotta get a video out"

00:18:17.760 --> 00:18:18.300
*laugh*

00:18:18.620 --> 00:18:19.700
*breaths*

00:18:19.700 --> 00:18:20.760
Ah, man

00:18:21.580 --> 00:18:22.620
"*Turns on camera*"

00:18:22.620 --> 00:18:24.740
"Ok don't fuck it up like yesterday's intro"

00:18:24.740 --> 00:18:26.480
What the hell, man?

00:18:26.480 --> 00:18:28.540
"How's it going bros, my name is Pewdiepie"

00:18:28.540 --> 00:18:29.320
"-PEWDIEPIE-"

00:18:29.320 --> 00:18:30.680
"And t-" I did fuck it up ):

00:18:30.680 --> 00:18:32.060
"And today i have something spe-"

00:18:32.900 --> 00:18:34.160
"God damn it, i'm coming"

00:18:34.940 --> 00:18:36.060
"Kaften, i'm coming"

00:18:37.360 --> 00:18:40.560
"Well good job you got through this beautiful piece of shit i call a game"

00:18:40.560 --> 00:18:41.860
"Hope you weren't too bored"

00:18:42.940 --> 00:18:44.520
*drops headphones*

00:18:45.040 --> 00:18:49.240
*takes of jumper very sexily*

00:18:51.140 --> 00:18:52.440
*fixes hair*

00:18:52.440 --> 00:18:53.700
Alright it was a bit long

00:18:53.700 --> 00:18:54.580
But I enjoyed it :)

00:18:54.580 --> 00:18:55.460
*laugh*

00:18:55.460 --> 00:18:56.920
Tha's like legit of a game

00:18:56.920 --> 00:18:58.320
I told- I told like

00:18:58.320 --> 00:19:00.100
Don't make it too complicated

00:19:00.100 --> 00:19:01.960
And it seems like people really took it far

00:19:01.960 --> 00:19:04.020
And i appreciate that, it was really cool

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Thank you this beautiful, beautiful being for making this game

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*kisses*

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*you are now blessed*

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Bros

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I am so proud of you for making these games

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I'm so happy i have suck awesome fans

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Who create funny, and original, and crazy shit like this

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I love that. So thanks you so much if you watch this

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I- thanks to everyone who was participating in this

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Even if I didn't play your game I really really appreciate all the work and effort

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That you bros spend around whatever it is I do here online

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It's amazing and i'm so humbled by it

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Thank you <3

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*sigh*

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Don't forget to leave a like if you enjoyed this video

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I get more likes that way

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And as always, Brofist