WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.800 If you ever meet.- If you... If you ever see me in real life, (Ravi was here) 00:00:04.800 --> 00:00:06.140 just run. --- 00:00:06.780 --> 00:00:10.700 Run as fast., as you possibly can. 00:00:10.700 --> 00:00:12.420 Because if you ever meet me, 00:00:12.420 --> 00:00:14.320 you might think it will be fun.., 00:00:14.320 --> 00:00:18.800 Exciting. Pleasant. Not in that way. 00:00:18.800 --> 00:00:22.760 Forget about it, okay? My biggest secret... 00:00:22.760 --> 00:00:25.420 My biggest fear that no one would ever know... 00:00:26.180 --> 00:00:28.440 Is... 00:00:29.020 --> 00:00:30.160 "iDubbbz Clip" 00:00:30.160 --> 00:00:30.820 *NOOO!* 00:00:30.820 --> 00:00:32.360 I'm just kind of awkward. 00:00:32.360 --> 00:00:34.500 It's just gonna be painful. 00:00:34.540 --> 00:00:37.260 It's just gonna be painful for the both of us, okay? 00:00:37.260 --> 00:00:39.040 So it's better if you just pretend 00:00:39.060 --> 00:00:40.920 that you didn't see me, all right? 00:00:40.920 --> 00:00:44.360 Just..., don't make eye contact. 00:00:44.360 --> 00:00:46.200 Do not make eye contact with me. 00:00:46.200 --> 00:00:47.800 It's not a superiority thing, 00:00:47.800 --> 00:00:50.160 it's just to save us both, the PAIN. 00:00:50.160 --> 00:00:53.500 You might think, "Haha, he's exaggerating, hahahaha". 00:00:53.500 --> 00:00:55.020 I'm so awkward. 00:00:55.020 --> 00:00:58.220 Today we're gonna examine PewDiePie in public. 00:00:58.420 --> 00:01:01.080 A rare specimen that isn't seen very often. 00:01:01.080 --> 00:01:02.840 Sorry, can I borrow these? 00:01:02.840 --> 00:01:04.280 (Guy on video): Um, but anyways, so. 00:01:04.280 --> 00:01:05.780 The thing about PewDiePie was, he was 00:01:05.780 --> 00:01:07.200 incredibly awkward. 00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:09.840 I like to think of myself as kind of a, um... 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:13.820 (DRAMATIC SAD MUSIC) 00:01:13.980 --> 00:01:16.220 I don't know if he was just tired or what, but, 00:01:16.220 --> 00:01:17.420 I guess I just had this 00:01:17.429 --> 00:01:19.500 impression by his videos that he was a 00:01:19.500 --> 00:01:22.240 really funny, like, really crazy person in real..- 00:01:22.740 --> 00:01:27.860 (DRAMATIC SAD MUSIC) Oh- I can't watch this. What do you... 00:01:27.860 --> 00:01:29.180 What do you mean, I'm awkward? 00:01:29.180 --> 00:01:30.640 What are you talking about? 00:01:31.480 --> 00:01:32.960 (QUICK SIP and SPIT!) 00:01:33.620 --> 00:01:39.120 Not funny? You didn't..- I wasn't funny enough.?! 00:01:39.120 --> 00:01:41.120 Sorry? Sorry, what? 00:01:41.120 --> 00:01:43.320 (Guy): But he was just really mellow and chill, 00:01:43.320 --> 00:01:45.780 which I guess is okay, but it was just kind of awkward. 00:01:46.020 --> 00:01:48.360 And so, I got really lucky at VidCon. Everybody I- 00:01:48.360 --> 00:01:51.720 I'm cool, okay? Like, I'm really cool. 00:01:51.720 --> 00:01:56.660 I've always been really cool, that's the PewDiePie brand, 00:01:56.660 --> 00:01:59.460 that everyone subscribes to! Tell 'em! 00:01:59.460 --> 00:02:01.140 (Danny DeVito): You are a Nazi. 00:02:01.140 --> 00:02:03.920 Why do you never fucking tell em' what I need to- 00:02:03.920 --> 00:02:05.840 Why are you here? Why are you here?! 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:08.100 Alright, let's see what he said about the other people he met. 00:02:08.100 --> 00:02:09.660 (Guy): ... Kind of like stories with an 00:02:09.660 --> 00:02:11.069 animation in the background, and he's 00:02:11.069 --> 00:02:12.760 super funny and.. 00:02:12.760 --> 00:02:16.620 (DRAMATIC SAD MUSIC) Ohhhh, oh Swoozie is "super funny"! 00:02:16.620 --> 00:02:19.220 Ohh, Swoozie's super funny, you hear that?! 00:02:19.220 --> 00:02:20.660 (Guy): He's super big, like, 00:02:20.660 --> 00:02:23.220 look how tiny my girlfriend and I look next to him. 00:02:23.220 --> 00:02:25.180 I didn't realize he was such a big guy. 00:02:25.180 --> 00:02:27.540 But yeah, Vitaly was super super cool, 00:02:27.540 --> 00:02:28.300 I love that guy. 00:02:28.300 --> 00:02:31.260 (DRAMATIC SAD MUSIC) OHh VITALY IS SUPER COOL! 00:02:31.260 --> 00:02:34.260 BUT PEWDIEPIE, EUURHGH! 00:02:34.260 --> 00:02:35.720 EUGHUH! 00:02:35.720 --> 00:02:39.080 No! This is... Okay, we gotta check more. I'm sure- 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:42.400 I'm sure, haha. I'm sure that's just a one time thing. 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:44.920 (Guy): How are you doing? How's it going? 00:02:44.920 --> 00:02:46.280 (Pewds): It's good! (Guy): Nice to meet you, man! 00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:48.240 (Pewds): Nice to meet you. Hey! 00:02:48.880 --> 00:02:51.040 (Guy): I can't believe it. I can't believe it, it's crazy. 00:02:51.040 --> 00:02:53.440 (Some girl): Can I hug you? (Pewds): Sure..?! 00:02:53.440 --> 00:02:56.360 *laughter* (Girl): Oh my god... 00:02:56.360 --> 00:02:58.140 (DRAMATIC SAD MUSIC) (THOUSAND YARD STARE) 00:02:58.140 --> 00:03:01.100 Yeah, look how cool I look.!! 00:03:03.700 --> 00:03:06.660 Tell them Danny. Look um (Laughter in Background Video) 00:03:06.660 --> 00:03:08.660 Guy: Awesome bro 00:03:08.960 --> 00:03:10.400 Look how comfortable I am 00:03:10.400 --> 00:03:11.840 Pewds: That's yours? Guy: Yeah 00:03:12.420 --> 00:03:15.960 Pewds: BigAirMedia Guy: Media Media, Yeah. 00:03:15.960 --> 00:03:17.140 I'm cool ok I"m 00:03:17.140 --> 00:03:21.520 hip.. I'm down.. whatever ok i don't care. 00:03:21.520 --> 00:03:23.280 let's look at some more public 00:03:23.280 --> 00:03:27.200 encounters look at me here, uh doing a.. speech! 00:03:27.260 --> 00:03:30.880 I...I do something else so I really 00:03:30.880 --> 00:03:31.960 want to make sure that every video 00:03:31.960 --> 00:03:35.240 I upload is entertaining! so It could take anywhere 00:03:35.240 --> 00:03:37.540 Good one Felix, you here that he 00:03:37.560 --> 00:03:39.640 wants every video to be entertaining 00:03:39.640 --> 00:03:47.260 and he's doing two videos every day!! 00:03:47.260 --> 00:03:48.880 I'm also trying to do something different 00:03:48.880 --> 00:03:51.260 there are a lot of people doing the same thing 00:03:51.340 --> 00:03:54.660 I try to um play games that aren't 00:03:54.670 --> 00:03:58.390 that popular., like um sumotori dreams anyone heard of 00:03:58.390 --> 00:04:00.130 Hey yeah what up its your boy 00:04:00.130 --> 00:04:02.050 PewDiePie about to tell you all 00:04:02.050 --> 00:04:03.820 about YouTube and gaming this is how you 00:04:03.820 --> 00:04:05.740 get big you play minecraft and shit 00:04:05.740 --> 00:04:08.560 Is there no one there? Am I just alone?! 00:04:08.560 --> 00:04:12.540 I'm alone in there, it's no one there, who am I talking to?! 00:04:12.600 --> 00:04:14.340 Some Guy: At home too? Stream you're own 00:04:14.340 --> 00:04:17.160 Oh! Oh I already stream. I mean it's really simple. Some Guy: Yeah 00:04:17.580 --> 00:04:22.940 *(Awkward Laugh)* 00:04:24.180 --> 00:04:26.160 Oh my God! shoot me in the head please. 00:04:26.200 --> 00:04:28.980 Is there a gun? I always have a gun nearby. 00:04:30.100 --> 00:04:32.340 I can't be the only one that cringes at your past self. 00:04:32.340 --> 00:04:32.920 Alright? 00:04:32.920 --> 00:04:36.420 Ooo Oh it's so quiet 00:04:37.700 --> 00:04:38.920 Yeah? 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:40.380 Oh God oh 00:04:40.380 --> 00:04:42.360 (AWKWARD LAUGH) 00:04:45.000 --> 00:04:46.440 Oh my God! 00:04:46.440 --> 00:04:47.800 (Cringe Noises) 00:04:47.800 --> 00:04:49.080 Yeah? 00:04:49.080 --> 00:04:54.520 Ooooh (Laughter) What the Hell? 00:04:54.520 --> 00:05:00.540 Oh yeah I was on Swedish television once., Oh no it's when I 00:05:00.540 --> 00:05:03.800 had 30 million viewers a month! 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:08.380 That's cute Felix 30 million 00:05:09.080 --> 00:05:10.340 Alright so that was pretty much it for today 00:05:10.340 --> 00:05:12.340 Like and favorite if you enjoyed and I'll 00:05:12.350 --> 00:05:15.860 see you tomorrow bros Byehi! 00:05:15.860 --> 00:05:17.620 Oh God what 00:05:17.620 --> 00:05:20.900 is wrong with you? what is wrong with you?! 00:05:20.900 --> 00:05:27.440 (AWKWARD LAUGH) (Groan) 00:05:27.440 --> 00:05:29.940 DreamHack 2012 2012 the year what I 00:05:29.960 --> 00:05:33.890 was like yeah I'll do that you want me 00:05:33.890 --> 00:05:35.390 to go to Spain and talk about things 00:05:35.390 --> 00:05:37.580 yeah through that God damn it you want to go 00:05:37.580 --> 00:05:39.740 on stage and play games yeah I'll do 00:05:39.740 --> 00:05:42.200 that that's a great idea! So basically 00:05:42.200 --> 00:05:45.200 I just knew i was going on to Dreamhack 00:05:45.200 --> 00:05:47.450 I didn't know I was going on stage. so, 00:05:47.450 --> 00:05:50.540 they were like, Uh Eh just go on stage and 00:05:50.540 --> 00:05:52.040 entertain these people all right you'll 00:05:52.040 --> 00:05:53.960 be fine if you got to go onstage you 00:05:53.960 --> 00:05:56.300 should have something prepared okay 00:05:56.300 --> 00:05:58.790 I don't know who you are or what you do 00:05:58.790 --> 00:06:00.890 just prepare fucking something I had 00:06:00.890 --> 00:06:02.260 nothing prepared.! 00:06:04.760 --> 00:06:05.600 Am I singing? 00:06:05.600 --> 00:06:09.900 I'm singing... 00:06:09.900 --> 00:06:11.380 Why would anyone watch this? 00:06:11.960 --> 00:06:15.020 get her leia MP I was like hey maybe 00:06:15.020 --> 00:06:18.350 it's less awkward if.. I bring someone 00:06:18.350 --> 00:06:20.840 else on stage walking fast faces pass 00:06:20.840 --> 00:06:27.600 them and hold down (Awkward Tune) 00:06:27.600 --> 00:06:39.560 (Tortured) This is PAIN, this is Torture! that that 00:06:39.560 --> 00:06:43.460 s of it at all right! live there almost 00:06:43.460 --> 00:06:46.760 to be another Chanel whoop. It Hurts, you 00:06:46.760 --> 00:06:48.200 don't understand how much this Pains me 00:06:48.200 --> 00:06:52.070 I'm sweating.. I'm sweating like swimming pools. 00:06:52.070 --> 00:06:55.340 I played happy wheels.. I played 00:06:55.340 --> 00:06:59.300 happy wheels.. I'll.. I live- Live happy wheels! 00:06:59.300 --> 00:07:02.690 otherwise I've enough what! oh god the 00:07:02.690 --> 00:07:09.530 cringe! The CRINGE! (Feeling PAIN). there's more 00:07:09.530 --> 00:07:11.060 times where I decided It was a good idea 00:07:11.060 --> 00:07:13.190 to go outside, but the more I see it, the 00:07:13.190 --> 00:07:15.390 more I realized it was a bad idea. 00:07:15.390 --> 00:07:17.790 in this video I thought it'd be 00:07:17.790 --> 00:07:20.790 funny to go outside.. to Brofist people! 00:07:20.790 --> 00:07:35.100 (fart sound) Oh It's, that one still hurts.. that one still HURTS..! 00:07:35.100 --> 00:07:40.860 I remember how awkward and 00:07:40.860 --> 00:07:42.900 painful this used to be for me, compared 00:07:42.900 --> 00:07:52.320 to this fucking video.. I think I think 00:07:52.320 --> 00:07:53.310 it's cause there's a difference 00:07:53.310 --> 00:07:56.490 between me and PewDiePie and unless I am 00:07:56.490 --> 00:07:58.650 into the PewDiePie character I just 00:07:58.650 --> 00:08:01.410 can't do certain things like it's like a 00:08:01.410 --> 00:08:05.370 stupid stupid fucking comparison but 00:08:05.370 --> 00:08:07.350 like.. you put on your Superman suit or 00:08:07.350 --> 00:08:09.930 whatever all right! it's different.. so a 00:08:09.930 --> 00:08:11.370 lot of people are like.. Oh well you say 00:08:11.370 --> 00:08:12.960 you're awkward, but you go outside and 00:08:12.960 --> 00:08:15.030 you do all these things like.. what, how 00:08:15.030 --> 00:08:17.310 could you do that? It's different.. it's 00:08:17.310 --> 00:08:19.920 different! you-you enter a character, it's 00:08:19.920 --> 00:08:23.420 like an act I'm like an actor. 00:08:31.780 --> 00:08:35.380 why did I wave at a fucking painting?! 00:08:35.380 --> 00:08:40.300 what's wrong with you! well I know, I know, 00:08:40.300 --> 00:08:46.360 who waves at a painting?!! 00:08:46.360 --> 00:08:53.440 oh my god, every time! 00:08:53.440 --> 00:08:59.680 what is wrong with ME?! :/ I'm not coming out 00:08:59.680 --> 00:09:02.170 for this man., I'm not supposed to be in 00:09:02.170 --> 00:09:04.540 this position. you don't understand.. I'm 00:09:04.540 --> 00:09:06.760 just some fucking random Swedish nerd, 00:09:06.760 --> 00:09:09.130 that someone happened to be the biggest 00:09:09.130 --> 00:09:10.990 youtuber. It was never supposed to 00:09:10.990 --> 00:09:13.810 happen the time-time went wrong some how.., 00:09:13.810 --> 00:09:17.440 someone traveled back in time and they 00:09:17.440 --> 00:09:19.390 fucked something up, cause I'm clearly 00:09:19.390 --> 00:09:27.400 not supposed to be here. *feeling BAD*... oh yeah 00:09:27.400 --> 00:09:30.400 *Feelin BAD* >_< 00:09:35.400 --> 00:09:37.000 Oh Yah..remember then, 00:09:42.000 --> 00:09:46.810 I was like, I can't hear you.. oh man! so 00:09:46.810 --> 00:09:48.490 there you have, it if you ever see me.. 00:09:48.490 --> 00:09:51.819 I..you know no offense I want to meet you 00:09:51.819 --> 00:09:54.490 but just go the other way okay just 00:09:54.490 --> 00:09:59.319 scream Help! not good. not good. Leave a Like 00:09:59.319 --> 00:10:01.029 if you enjoy this video. I hope it was 00:10:01.029 --> 00:10:02.500 educational, and I hope you take it 00:10:02.500 --> 00:10:05.019 seriously. Cause i mean every goddamn word of it. 00:10:05.019 --> 00:10:14.860 *taking away, but I don't know what what so 00:10:14.860 --> 00:10:18.370 my day chris thomas find you darling, 00:10:18.370 --> 00:10:27.100 i'll be coming for your love okay. Take 00:10:27.100 --> 00:10:39.569 me Girl... 00:10:39.569 --> 00:10:44.000 DEAD