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"Woi poods lu wajib maenin Comedy Night kayaknya bakal lucu tuh"

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*R.I.P Headset User"

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DIEM!

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Ini game udah gua maenin, sampah tau gak

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Nih gua tunjukin

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Nih liat
Liat aja

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Lu masuk
terus ada ini orang sialan

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Apaan coba

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DIEM!!1!

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Gimana cara ngomongnya

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Denger ya lu
Diem woi

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Turun lu dari panggung

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Pakai baju bego

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Gak, diem lu
Turun!

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Turun dari panggung woi!
Lu sampah

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Lu Tolol!

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Lu itu sama lucunya kayak seledri
*apaan coba*

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Serius nih
Turun!

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Turun lu dari panggung

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"WOI DIEM LU!"

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*dipotong Pewds* gua gak mau denger, pake baju lu!

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Cari kerja lu sana!
Pulang!

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*pewds kena kick XD"

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*pewds ketawa*

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Apa yang salah dengan lu?

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*itu orang nangis*
"diem lu..."

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LU YANG DIEEEEEM!!11

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Kacamata aneh!!
Lu keliatan bego!!!

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jangan bilang Nigga woi

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Gua hajar lu semua!

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*Kena kick lagi XD"

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Berani amat lu kick gua.  Lu kick gua sekali lagi gua naek ke panggung

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Trus gua pencet P*ting lu keras keras sampe susu keluar

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Lu anj...
SEMPAK!

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Yaudah, ngelawak gih

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Gua nunggu nih

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Ok gua diem nih
Ngelawak sana

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*itu orang*
Ok gua....

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Gak gak, semua diem. Dengerin dia ngelawak

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*Ni anak ngomong apa coba*

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Ngelawak woi!

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*apaan coba*

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Nih Comedy Night buat lu semua

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Ini nih yang terjadi

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DIEM WOI SEMUA INI GAME TENTANG KOMEDI DAN LU SEMUA HANCURIN ITU!!111

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GOBLOK! Oke, lu semua mau denger lawakan? nih

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hubungan cinta gua itu ogre

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jadi gua abis "shreksing" cewe lain

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Anjir, sapa nih yang kick gua

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*ngelawak gajelas lagi*

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Kenapa orang maenin game ini

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gak ngerti lagi gua

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Cuma ada 1 room tersedia dan game ini, gratis?

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Profesional

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Wah, kayaknya seru nih

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Cuma gua sendiri

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Hmm,

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Cewek

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Gua bener gak?

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Harus hormat pada mereka

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*sad reacts only*

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*Ni anak ngomong apa sih*

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Wah  itu Jon Snow

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Waw Jon Snow

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Rambut yang keren!

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Lu kayak Pippi Longstocking
WOW

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Celana lu bagus, apa yang...

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*kena kick mulu XD*

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Temen terbaik gua itu Amy Schumer dan dia yang punya panggung ini

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Dan dia bakal Ban lu dari semua acara komedi

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Di Los Angeles

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Kalo lu gak denger gua

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Denger gua

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Halo
*T E R K I C K*

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Dari mana lu, dari negara mana lu?

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"gua dari .... tolol"

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hah lu idiot lu dari sana?

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Dari Turki

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Sama aja

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*pewds ketawa*

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"halo lu dari mana salad?"

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Gua dari lobang pan*** mak lu!

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*apa sih*

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bener tuh 
*T E R K I C K*

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Ni game jelek amat, napa orang minta gua maenin coba

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Mereka gatau cara....

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'Saladass Giremez'
Apaan artinya

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Apaan arti 'Giremez' di Turki?

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Artinya gak dibolehin

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Gua gak dibolehin disana

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"Sialan lu saladass"

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"saladass sialan lu!"

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Apa yg bakal lu lakuin

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"Gua mau... sialan lu"

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"dan nendang lu"

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*ngomong apa ini coba*

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*ini pewds juga ngomong apa coba*

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"Gua mau nyanyi nih"

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Ok nyanyi gua denger nih

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"bentar gua idupin lagunya"

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bagus nih

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Wow bagus tuh

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*nyanyi despacito*

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*pewds juga nyanyi*

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*pewds naik panggung*

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*Pewds Nyanyi*

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*masih nyanyi padahal udah turun*

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*R.I.P Headset User*

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Ini agak bagus, wow

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Kayaknya gua salah

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Gua salah, lu ada bakat

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Mantap Soul!

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Lu pada denger kan?

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Ini Rendering sempurna!

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gak gak gak Nyanyi sana gua seneng

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Ini nih

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*pewds nyanyi lagi XD*

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*males jir ngetiknya*

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Denger gak, gua lebih bagus jadi sana turun

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Woi, gua punya pertanyaan, bisa gak gua nanya ke elu

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Bisa gak gua nanya sesuatu?

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Satu pertanyaan doang

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Cuma satu pertanyaan

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satu pertanyaan, gua mau nanya

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Please satu pertanyaan doang

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Gua punya satu pertanyaan

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*poods dikacangin*

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Gua cuma nanya satu hal

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*KENAPA ORANG MAU MAININ INI GAME"

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*Gajelas sih emang game satu ini*

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Wow sangat bagus, lu nge rap?

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Oke, apa perbedaan antara
*D I A  T E R K I C K*

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oooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww

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YES!

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Waktu yang bagus

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Gaada yang rasis

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Lu kebawah dan ada 'AIDS night'

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Oh tuh Floyd

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Yaampun itu Floyd Mayweather!

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I LOVE YOU

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*apa coba*

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Buat candaan woi

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*lagi lagi*

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Ok gua dengerin nih Kasih lawakan coba

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Gua nyoba buat diem

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Tapi lo gk buat lawakan

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Buat lawak

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buat..

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Ayo dong

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Gak lu diem oke?

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APA YANG LU MAUUUUU

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Gua kira nih acara comedy

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*Mulai dah*

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Wah itu warbyasah!

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Wah lucu amat

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"butuh waktu 3 jam buat keluarganya untuk keluar dari mobil dia"

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Bundir sana!

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Yo saladass

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Lu keliatan kayak vegetarian

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Diem

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Asem dia manggil gua vegetarian

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Warbyasah!

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*apa lagi coba ini*

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Dia ngejek gua dari avatar yang diambil dari game

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Pinter juga

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*Dikit lagi abis gan, sabar*

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Ini lebih parah dari acara Amy Schumer's

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Ok, maklumin muka item digital

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Ini dia Comedy Night

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Makasih buat yang udah nonton

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Kasih jempol kalo lu seneng

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Dan gua bakal liat lu lagi di lain waktu

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Dadah

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Squadfam Out 
*TRNSLTD:mSTH*