Back in the day, we used to fear
war
WOAR
sickness (loud noise warning)
*ear rape*
starvation
A wild Scarce appeared!
Scarce: Hey what's up guys? It's Scarce he-
getting eaten by porcupines. (wut)
*DRAMATIC BUT SO ADORABLE*
Today
there's a different kind of threat
shitty tweets that will get you fired
There's the girl that dressed up
as a victim in the Boston marathon shootings
S- Seriously?
Seriously??
Okay she may-
she may be deserved to
*can't contain laughter*
We have the Taco Bell employee!
That peed in a Taco Bell!
WHY DID HE GET FIRED?
Life is not fair (says you...)
We're all a tweet away from losing our job.
We have Justine Sacco who tweeted
*DRAMATIC*
Jesus Fucking Christ!
Maybe my tweets are not that bad
but I'm gonna read the tweets that I never
press
Tweet on.
They're saved here in my tweet drafts.
They're not gonna be anywhere near as bad.
They're just gonna be either unfunny
shitty.
I'm gonna regret doing this (same here)
ok
*Blank expression*
*Exhales out of laughter*
*tries to contain laughter*
*Weird inhalation*
*fails to contain laugh*
I still stand by that
I still stand by all kids should be sent to.... fight like the hunger games
You're pretty psycho if you still hope for this poods
That'd be entertainment (torture!)
We'd have less annoying kids on airplanes.
*CONTEMPLATION*
No there isn't.
Can there- can it be my birthday today plz?
Everyone type in the chat
"IT'S NOT YOUR DAMN BIRTHDAY YET"
Vote Lump of Hair 2k16
Sorry, it's that, as a European
this whole, uh, election thing
as an outsider's perspective, it's just funny
and that's why's funny to joke about.
But I realize if I ever tweeted that shit and someone
would retweet it
it would look bad.
Next one is a picture
*Exhales out of laughter again*
Are you okay poods?
Oh you came back!
I forgot about this one
*checking for fever*
This might be one of my favourite tweets ever
I saved this one for so long
So this girl named Avery tweeted
* a moment of silence for the impending doom of headphone users*
Well I'm sure he's a great guy but that
that ain't me, Avery!
Promise me you won't tell Avery about this person
because I still want her to think
that I'm a nice guy.
Moving on.
So this is like all my shitty jokes, pretty much
*laughs*
which is my Twitter feed anyway.
So I don't see why I didn't just click send on that.
I guess
tweeting about eating your dog
didn't really seem appropriate.
But if you knew my dog
it would totally (still not) be.
*broccoli
*applauds* That's hilarious.
That's hysterical.
Everyone, a round of applause!
In a matter of fact,
I'M GONNA TWEET IT RIGHT NOW!
I'm not gonna hold back anymore!
Brocillo?
Broc- how do you spell it?
It's broccoli!
"Brocolli!" (you still spelled it wrong)
*Cue happy music YOU ACTUALLY DID IT*
BOOM this shit better get tight!
Yeah, that must have been the earth
that farted.
*Release the crickets*
Hilarious.
HILARIOUS comedy, thank you very much!
I'm here all night
uhh, except right now.
I- this video's too shit.
So I'm just gonna go.
Thank you though!
Appreciate it!
You're smart that les-
leas-
No- you didn't.
No one did.
I remember this
*exhales again*
I think I-
I think I put Xbox
instead of-
PC instead of Xbox.
But I didn't wanna-
I didn't wanna upset anyone
over an Xbox
cause they might still give me free shit, you know?
I'm not gonna-
I'm not gonna burn that bridge!
As much as a piece of shit you are, Xbox
you can give me free shit!
So-
I'm not gonna ruin that!
Wait... (You kinda already did XD)
*chuckles*
*inhales*
It's true.
*continues laughing*
I remember back in 2014
that's when my channel got big
and I barely put ANY effort
into my videos back then.
I'm not gonna lie
they were pretty shit.
Not all of them, but a lot of them
and I-
I would get so many view
I would get so many view!
Why does that not happen??
Was it too many other YouTubers now??
Y'all watching Leafy
and Ricegum
HUH IS THAT WHY?
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?
I see how it is.
I'm a passing trend, huh?
I'm not interesting enough.
Oh, well I'm sorry.
Sorry I don't talk close to the mic- hey everybody~ *tries to do a Leafy impression*
See, the reason why I didn't tweet this
is cause I know everyone's gonna just be like
"yeh"
"we know"
I know you guys!
I know you guys on Twitter!
You try and be so fucking
s-
clever and smirky.
I'm gonna-
I'm gonna prove it to you.
All right.
*Enter*
Boom.
All right, let's see the responses
*20 to 0 in three seconds*
All right, the tweet's been up for 20 seconds
so let's see here.
"agreed"
"true"
"yep"
"yes"
"ur right"
"tru" (It's so hard to keep up help me)
"yeah lol"
"indeed"
"not the worst"
"Same"
"tru"
"sucks man"
*burps* You all think you're so clever huh?
planning to start a team rocket with edgar and go out and steal people's iphones
That's a great idea!
Dude, I just need the apparel!
Listen- I'm gonna-
I'm gonna do this,
All right.
This is my Plan C.
After YouTube.
OMG
There's one for dogs.
The ghostbuster movie wasn't actually that bad
*Heh*
*Tries so hard to contain laughter*
Aw man.
The reason I didn't tweet this
was because everyone hates the movie on the internet.
Doesn't matter-
It doesn't matter!
Everyone hates the movie.
I thought it'd be funny if I say that it wasn't actually bad.
But
I meant it ironically
because I hated it
*can't contain himself*
My hair...
Stahp commenting about it.
Listen, if I were to fringe
you can fucking-
let me have a fringe.
Alright?
Here's another one.
AW SHIT THAT WAS
Fuck, that was Donald Trump.
Sorry!
Sorry Mr. Trump
I didn't mean to plagiarize your tweet
MY BAD
Future President of America, everyone!
All right, let's see what tweets I've actually deleted.
And I can talk about
why I deleted them.
Alright, this I tweeted to Matthew Santoro
Why did I tweet this to Matthew Santoro?
*wheezes*
"I use PewDiePie for everything"
And I tweeted:
aaaaaaa
This is a big deal
This tweet-
This tweet got me in a lot of trouble
especially on Tumblr. (of course)
People were very upset that I tweeted this.
Stupid joke.
Stupid joke about pedophilia
Two years ago...
Can't do that.
You can't do that.
I learned my lesson.
I'm sorry.
Now, the joke was
that I-
I know for a fact
that YouTubers use their Snapchat
to get
tits.
from under-underage fans, alright.
Not mentioning any names
(it's totally not implying Santoro)
But I know it's been done, alright?
I thought- I never-
That's why I never got a Snapchat
cause I think it's so fucked up.
So I made a joke about it!
I'm sorry.
You know what?
I'm sorry.
It's not like I did it!!
I'M INNOCENT
WHY DO I GET THE SHIT?
I DIDN'T FUCKING GET THE TITS!! (jealous much?)
Glad we got that out!
Glad we cleared the earth!
Jesus.
This is a terrible idea.
I'm going to take my Korean kpop hair (RAS much?)
And I'm gonna go-
Go.
That was-
This has been absolutely great!
I'll never do this again! (yay.)
Listen- look!
There's my haircut!
There it is again!!
*laughs*
Why did I do this??
I'm just gonna go.
Thank you so much for watching this video!
Leave a like if you enjoyed (or didn't enjoy) watching.
And as always
*Brofisting*
STAY AWESOME, BROS!
Scarce has come out as homosexual.
We reached out to Scarce
for a comment
about the situation...
And/I'm/gay/I told my parents/I'm gay alright?
and/my mom/is super homophobic/um both of like my mom and my dad-
actually like, grabbed my balls!
and/they both sincerely think i'm gay now
Oh my God I just- I cant fuckin believe it and I'll see you later peace!
I'm/gay
[Back to you Pewds]
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