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(music from Harry Potter plays) (awosome music by the way uwu)

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- Let me tell you about my favourite game,

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of all time. (call of duty :v)

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The game I always look back to with... fond memories,

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like meeting my first girlfriend. (marzia)

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That's not a lie, by the way. *chukles*

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The game I wasted my teenage years on,

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where I should've been out (like everyone here)

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Tibia 7.6 baby!

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(cool music playz)

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The 7.6 is important, because

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Tibia today is now fucking garbage,

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dont watch this video,

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and be like

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"Oh Tibia, I better check that game out!

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- It sounded pretty cool the way he explained it!"

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NO!

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no.

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Its just like World of Warcraft,

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if you say you loved World of Warcraft,

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you're not talking about it today,

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you're talkin about vanilla fuckin' WOW!

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Now chances are, (stuttering) You've heard of Tibia before,

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which basically means you're either polish, Brazilian, or Swedish,

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Cause were the only people playing the game for some reason,

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"But pewds, I am Romanian and I heard about the game!"

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SHUT UP.

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"But pewds this game looks just like a Runescape copy.."

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SHUT- SHUTUP

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"but pewds this game is not as good as World of Warcraft"

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*loud boombox sound*

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Hey listen here you piece of shit,

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Tibia took balls of steel to play.

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Tibia made me a man,

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the man, the great man..

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I am today! (laughter)

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WOW is for fuckin',

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PUSSIES

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**I played WOW too and i really enjoyed it by the way.**

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But still lemme tell you why!

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If you die in the game,

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Any game,

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What happens?

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You respawn?

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Aw, thats cute! ~ You respawn?

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It takes you a second? Oho, that's - that's cute.

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If you die in Tibia, it's like dying in real life!

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*loud pewds voice* IT'S LIKE MATRIX!!! Why am I so excited?

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Now if you die in Tibia, you lose DAYS of fucking work,

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But you're like, okay, I'm gonna spend all weekend trying to level up my character.

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Means "Felix Toothbrush,"

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Great fucking name, I know. *its okay pewds*

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I spend all weekend,

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Leveling up.

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-- I literally spent 24 hours, probably in total..

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And then all the SUDDEN...

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All that FUCKING WORK..

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IS JUST GONE!

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BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE...

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CAME IN OUT OF NO WHERE...

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WHILE I WAS FARMING MY FUCKING ROOT WORMS! (Angry sigh)

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(Silence)

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Anyone could kill you in this game, at any point.

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No matter what level you are, there's no limit,

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To Tibia. There's no max level limit,

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There's no skill level limit,

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There's no item limit,

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AND LET ME TELL YOU, THERE'S NO ASSHOLE LIMIT!

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And uh, ...

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-- You know when you're a kid and you're just a fucking asshole?

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That was me in this game.

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But at least I had a safe space to practice..

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My immoral deeds, you know? ~

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So please don't judge me, for what I'm about to tell you.

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Cause you might, .. *Huff*

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Change your view on me.

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I was so hated while playing Tibia,

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My many other characters,

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I was always hated, my -- it was a thing!

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My friends were always so shocked, like why..

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Are you always so hated by everyone, like, even my friends were like :

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We can't be associated with you, because you're a fuckin' moron, and everyone hates you.. *Chuckle*

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So whenever I started doing youtube I was literally shocked,

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That anyone liked what I was doing.

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That was such a new thing to me.

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Imagine me as a teenager, I'm annoying enough as 27!

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Remember the Brazilians..

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Bless your soul, I'm sorry for what I'm about to say but you're not very good at English.

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Some of you.

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*Stutter,* Hey hey ---

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I'm sorry okay, it's -- that was the case..

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That is not my fuckin' fault..

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In the game it's not like fuckin' WOW where you have to,

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"Oh I have to trade an item? Oh I'll just send it over..."

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"Bleh bleh bleh," DONE.

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Okay, no.

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You'd have to meet up in person, in the game.

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And it was a huge level, map, OKAY?

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You'd have to go from one city to another, you'd be like : "Okay, ..

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"Alright, which city you in?"

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"Oh, I'm in Thais!"

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"Ah SHIT! Well, I can't.."

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"I can't come right now, okay FINE, I'll meet you there alright," So..

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So you figured it out and once you're next to each other..

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You'd have to have the amount of money on you, and the other person would have the item.

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So I would tell this, -- Poor Brazilians..

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*Laughter*

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"Hey! Meet me by the king!" -- Pewds

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"In Thais.."

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"Alright? It'll be -- that's a great spot!"

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"Not a lot of people is there, -- it's a good way to trade."

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"But,"

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"But I want to trade in the deposit store like normal!"

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"Oh no no no no! You want to go to the king it's waaaaaay better."

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"It's way better to trade next to the king, c'mon,"

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"Come on, it's nice and COOOOOL!"

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"No one is there," ~

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"It's a great spot to make a trade.." *Chuckle*

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And what a lot of people didn't know about,

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Was that if you swear in front of the king..

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You would lose all your health.

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Its so stupid right?

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But that's the thing about Tibia.

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It's fuckin' DUMB!

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They would initiate the trade, right?

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But I would cancel and be like,

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"No no no no no."

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"I, .."

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"I'm a very formal man!"

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(Laugh)

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"Write down this : accept trade." ------ And they would be like..

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"I don't understand."

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"Just write it out!"

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"Not privately, publicly!"

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"Accept Trade."

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"It's just the way I do business." And they'd be like,

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"Accept Trade" ~

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*Stutter,* "You're doing great buddy!"

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"You're doing.. excellent. You're almost there!"

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"Now just say.."

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"Fuck."

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*Laughs*

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"Fuck?"

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The king in the game gets pissed off..

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Sends its guard,

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He gets -- he gets to one health,

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I come in, come in with my little dagger..

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POKE THAT BITCH!

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BOOP! ~

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He's dead.

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Easy job.

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Didn't even have to waste anything!

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And best fucking part is that he brought all the gold,

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for the trade..

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Because you don't just lose a level.

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Oh no no.

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You lose your fucking loot!

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And I haven't told you about the best part.

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The Brazilian incoherent rage babble. *Omg*

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WHY DID YOU DO THIS AGSDURBFNISENWS!!!

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OOOOH!

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Why do I sound like such an asshole, but it was so funny -- it was so funny to just see all the messages..

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Private messages pop up like..

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"You're fucking DEAD!"

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"I'm gonna fucking KILL YOU!"

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"You fucking hear me!?"

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And you're already outta there.

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You're far away.

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That was the best of times.

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My character, Felix Toothbrush..

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I know great fucking name.

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It was pretty high level, and I'll tell you why.

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We cheated the fuck out of the game.

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We were botting 24 hours a day, and I know I've been an asshole before.

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Botting is like cheating..

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Cheating is bad..

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.. and you shouldn't do it. ;)

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But we did it! (Laugh)

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Out of all things that I said before,

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Botting was the best..

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thing..

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fucking..

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ever.

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I want it back in my life.

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For those of you who don't know what botting is, you were running a cheat,

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That would move your character,

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Kinda like in a circle,

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And killing the same monsters over and over, and over, and over.

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And loot all the shit.

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So basically, once you've woken up,

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You see your backpacks are basically fucking filled with gold, and it can't even fit anymore..

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and that was the best...

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fucking thing,

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ever.

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Waking up in the morning was like Christmas,

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Every FUCKING DAY!

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It was like fucking cocaine and I

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need that shit again, but of course..

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There was some, uh.. ~

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There was,

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*Stutter*

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There were some,

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Things that happened.

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Some people didn't like that you botted, because they would like..

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Approach you and be like..

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"HEY!" And if you didn't respond,

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They would know that you were botting..

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Because typically if they see that you were moving around for a long fucking time,

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it was pretty obvious.

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Well don't you worry about it because I had a SCRIPT!

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That would reply..

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If they wrote "hi," I would be like, "Hi!!"

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"Sorry!"

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"Very busy.."

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"Looting a lot -- killing a lot of root worms over here!"

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But --

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"Thank you for saying hi!"

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If they ask "Hey whats 2 + 2 ?" I'd be like:

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4!

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BYE.

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But of course, sometimes they would figure it out anyway.

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Alright, It wasn't flawless..

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But it worked.

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But I had an alarm.

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Ok.

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So if someone would attack me..

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And try and kill me,

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I HAD AN ALARM! *WATCH OUT*

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ALRIGHT..

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And let me tell you..

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The PTSD..

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That I have from that alarm.. 0_0

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*Alarm Sound*

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So I obviously I couldn't just have the alarm on full volume during at night,

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Because I would wake up my parents.. :/

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So I would sleep..

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With my headphones.. --- (Laughter)

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Which surprisingly wasn't that bad like I slept very nice.

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Knowing that my bot was doing all the work for me. ;)

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But one night, the alarm went off. *oh no*

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And I would literally throw my self out of bed.

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There was no hesitation it was like..

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AGJHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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"TIMMY IM DYING!!!!!"

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RUNNING TO THE FUCKING COMPUTER..

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And then you see that the alarm,

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Has been going on,

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For a long fucking time because all my health packs are gone.

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I used up all of them, my bot would take care of that as well.

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And I saw.

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The last,

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Heath bar,

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Go away... ~

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And I would die.

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:(

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There was no way.

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I would sleep that night.

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sing -- teared--

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Never has anything,

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You know what in real life as well, nothing has ever made me,

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So upset. :I

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As when I died by that bot.

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I'll never forget you. :'(

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Lordelderquest.

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you fuckin' bitch.

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So I would have a couple different characters and whenever I got to a high level I would get so fucking cocky,

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and cunty.

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That people would -- just start

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Start killing me. :(

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Literally people,

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From other servers would come over,

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Just to kill me... *Chuckle.*

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They wouldn't just kill me.

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They --

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They would take my corpse.. 0_0

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and they would drag it..

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To the centre of the town where everyone could see. :'( *Tears*

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The humiliation. :i

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I'm not faking it I'm legit..

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Sad - it was horrible.

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My friends saw it and they were like.. aw..

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Dude..

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We can't be friends anymore.

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I have so many great fucking stories from,

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that game.

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So many great memories.

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Tibia was great.

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Because there was no restrictions.

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There's really no games like it out today.

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And even in World of Warcraft.

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Any MMO or any game in general,

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They have no concequences.

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They -- it doesn't really matter.

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The flaws of Tibia was it's strongest bits because it was so exploitable.

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Which made it so much fun and I don't think I'll ever have an experience,

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In a game like I had with Tibia 7.6,

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And I think everyone has a game from their childhood, or their teenage years that they really --

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attached themselves to and Tibia was definitely that game for me.

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And I'm sure you had a game like that as well, if you did let me know in the comments, and why.

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Thank you for letting me talk about Tibia, it means a lot to me.

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The dear top to ma heart.

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Leave a like if you enjoyed listening, and I'll see you bros..

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in the next video.

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Brofist (awww QwQ)

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So u made it to the top
I knew there was something in you ken

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now for the final test there is one more thing i need u to suck on ;)

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that musiz tho