WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.500 Yess 00:00:01.780 --> 00:00:02.460 YESS 00:00:03.620 --> 00:00:04.360 Finally 00:00:04.580 --> 00:00:05.960 we can collab together! 00:00:05.960 --> 00:00:07.589 Don't worry I'm only gonna keep him in 00:00:07.589 --> 00:00:08.660 here when I do the videos 00:00:08.660 --> 00:00:10.160 just so you can see 00:00:10.260 --> 00:00:12.560 Slippy and all his glory 00:00:12.560 --> 00:00:14.560 Slippy it's our first technical collab 00:00:15.040 --> 00:00:16.720 what do you have to say about dis? 00:00:16.880 --> 00:00:28.220 *sings in frog-lish* 00:00:28.220 --> 00:00:29.180 WAW YOUR VOICE EH 00:00:30.820 --> 00:00:32.580 S-S-S-SEXAY 00:00:32.580 --> 00:00:34.920 PewDiePie 2017 00:00:34.920 --> 00:00:36.920 uh, SOUNDBOARD!! 00:00:36.920 --> 00:00:38.680 *AIR HORN SOUND EFFECT* 00:00:38.680 --> 00:00:39.600 *ear rape* MAH NAME'AH JEFF 00:00:40.380 --> 00:00:41.640 stale memes! 00:00:41.640 --> 00:00:42.560 uhhh 00:00:42.960 --> 00:00:44.340 TOOOOOAAADDDDD 00:00:45.300 --> 00:00:46.400 COLOURED LIGHTS (fancy) 00:00:47.080 --> 00:00:50.860 steppin' it up in 2017, boyy!! 00:00:51.700 --> 00:00:53.700 ZOOMING IN EFFECT 00:00:53.700 --> 00:00:56.580 can dis channel get any better? (yup) 00:00:56.580 --> 00:00:58.580 i don't think so!! *wat :'(* 00:00:58.580 --> 00:01:00.580 i never really see him up close 00:01:00.580 --> 00:01:01.360 he looks DOPE 00:01:01.360 --> 00:01:02.440 lets get a shot of him 00:01:02.440 --> 00:01:04.440 that is some serious MAH NAME'AH JEFF 00:01:04.440 --> 00:01:07.900 *awkward silence* 00:01:07.900 --> 00:01:08.400 DAYUMN 00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:09.660 he is mah name'ah Jeff'in 00:01:09.660 --> 00:01:13.280 slippy and i yesterday were watching YouTube together 00:01:13.280 --> 00:01:15.760 I present to you *yay* my new favorite channel 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:16.260 BARBIE 00:01:17.060 --> 00:01:17.560 Barbie:Hi 00:01:17.560 --> 00:01:19.100 Uh, okay let's see 00:01:19.160 --> 00:01:21.860 where should I start um my name is 00:01:21.869 --> 00:01:22.580 JEFF 00:01:22.580 --> 00:01:25.500 YES (no) I know 00:01:25.500 --> 00:01:26.780 Pound it (daddy) 00:01:26.780 --> 00:01:31.060 *MORE BEAUTIFULFROG-LISH* 00:01:31.060 --> 00:01:31.560 *PUNCH* 00:01:32.180 --> 00:01:34.700 I have three (3) sisters and we live in Los Angeles 00:01:34.710 --> 00:01:36.200 Well, Malibu 00:01:36.200 --> 00:01:37.600 Pewds: Ah, I live in Malibew! 00:01:38.200 --> 00:01:39.160 Jack:AAAAAAAAHHHHH 00:01:39.160 --> 00:01:39.660 Pewds:God damn it 00:01:39.660 --> 00:01:41.080 This is so weird 00:01:41.080 --> 00:01:41.580 So this is like, 00:01:41.580 --> 00:01:42.960 a virtual vlog 00:01:43.710 --> 00:01:45.560 Wisconsin we moved here when I was eight 00:01:45.570 --> 00:01:47.640 years old my parents are both writers 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:49.680 and they just really loved the idea of 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:51.329 raising their kids by the beach but we 00:01:51.329 --> 00:01:53.340 still go back to Wisconsin every single 00:01:53.340 --> 00:01:55.110 year for the holidays so I feel like we 00:01:55.110 --> 00:01:57.180 get the best of both world I get to surf 00:01:57.180 --> 00:02:00.329 and I get to sit word my friends and I 00:02:00.329 --> 00:02:02.939 just really love sharing new ideas new 00:02:02.939 --> 00:02:05.670 music I don't know why I'm criticizing 00:02:05.670 --> 00:02:07.530 this for being weird what I'm sitting 00:02:07.530 --> 00:02:10.180 next to a FRICKING toad 00:02:11.100 --> 00:02:11.980 This is normal 00:02:14.440 --> 00:02:17.200 where did we go wrong slippy? where did we go wrong? 00:02:17.200 --> 00:02:19.120 so my sister skipper wanted 00:02:19.120 --> 00:02:22.090 me to start this vlog tada my first post 00:02:22.090 --> 00:02:26.040 introducing myself here are 00:02:26.040 --> 00:02:29.760 TOP 10 TWENTY ONE PILOTS SONGS [EXPOSED] [GONE WRONG] [GONE SEXUAL] [IN THA HOOD] 00:02:29.760 --> 00:02:31.260 my two favorite classes are ancient demonic ritualism and home ec. 00:02:31.260 --> 00:02:32.260 I love the editing 00:02:32.320 --> 00:02:34.440 It's like classic youtube editing 00:02:34.440 --> 00:02:37.780 Black text (he means background) and a white font 00:02:37.780 --> 00:02:38.960 Comic Sans 00:02:39.160 --> 00:02:41.620 I don't like spiders or drinking soda I hope to get 00:02:41.620 --> 00:02:43.480 past the not liking spiders part cuz 00:02:43.480 --> 00:02:44.650 it's not really their fault that they 00:02:44.650 --> 00:02:47.760 scare me and the soda thing well that's a long story 00:02:47.760 --> 00:02:50.100 the soda thing is the long story 00:02:50.140 --> 00:02:52.940 I want to know more about the soda thing 00:02:52.940 --> 00:02:55.360 *BURP* tell me Barbie about the SODA THING! 00:02:55.360 --> 00:02:58.060 so Barbie has like a ton of videos 00:02:58.080 --> 00:02:59.860 TOO MANY VIDEOS 00:02:59.860 --> 00:03:02.560 I was watching through them and they're 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:03.420 they're kinda entertaining. [So not like pewdiepie's?] [HA, ROASTED!] 00:03:03.420 --> 00:03:06.120 I know it's weird I know 00:03:06.120 --> 00:03:09.340 they're not meant for 12 year old children 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:10.360 but I like it (Kappa) 00:03:10.360 --> 00:03:11.960 room tour! 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:13.000 you guys have been asking 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:14.440 for a tour of my room so 00:03:14.440 --> 00:03:20.200 here we go my room I love it pink is 00:03:20.200 --> 00:03:23.020 power right zoella here you got some 00:03:23.020 --> 00:03:25.840 competition now I mean it's genius if 00:03:25.840 --> 00:03:28.090 you think about it you know instead of 00:03:28.090 --> 00:03:30.970 hiring like these these expenses of 00:03:30.970 --> 00:03:34.000 youtubers you can just make your own you 00:03:34.000 --> 00:03:36.220 can just make your own. It kind of freaks me 00:03:36.220 --> 00:03:37.720 out a little bit because I know there's 00:03:37.720 --> 00:03:39.550 actually like you know some YouTube 00:03:39.550 --> 00:03:41.980 channels are actually owned by companies 00:03:41.980 --> 00:03:44.560 but they won't say it so you might watch 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:47.080 it be watching someone but really you're 00:03:47.080 --> 00:03:48.250 just watching a fucking commercial 00:03:48.250 --> 00:03:50.560 through an actor there's been a few 00:03:50.560 --> 00:03:52.660 instances of this on youtube it's really 00:03:52.660 --> 00:03:55.330 fucking strange it's genius marketing 00:03:55.330 --> 00:03:57.400 really have I told you about my favorite 00:03:57.400 --> 00:04:00.160 brand monster drinks by the way its 00:04:00.160 --> 00:04:01.840 investment authority by multiple screens 00:04:01.840 --> 00:04:03.580 in earnest by the most a decade 1300 00:04:03.580 --> 00:04:06.459 confidence so Barbie does room tour she 00:04:06.459 --> 00:04:09.100 does draw my life we made friends who 00:04:09.100 --> 00:04:11.530 liked me for my money. Chelsea was born in 00:04:11.530 --> 00:04:14.440 California once we even had a contest 00:04:14.440 --> 00:04:16.450 to see who could out-prank the other 00:04:16.450 --> 00:04:19.480 Chelsea replace one choda the mix of soy 00:04:19.480 --> 00:04:23.110 sauce oh my god oh that was the long 00:04:23.110 --> 00:04:26.090 story she replaced Soda 00:04:26.090 --> 00:04:29.240 with soy sauce I'm sorry sauce and the soda thing 00:04:29.240 --> 00:04:32.120 well that's a long story that is an 00:04:32.120 --> 00:04:34.820 amazing story what an amazing story with 00:04:34.820 --> 00:04:39.710 soy and soy sauce that's it for now P.A.C.E. *Pewds Adores Crappy Entertainment* what is so she ends it with like 00:04:39.710 --> 00:04:43.310 P.A.C.E I don't know what it means practice 00:04:43.310 --> 00:04:59.510 all and pineapple cool e I'm a genius I 00:04:59.510 --> 00:05:01.820 know I know I don't know where she does 00:05:01.820 --> 00:05:04.280 it every time it's amazing it's it's 00:05:04.280 --> 00:05:07.700 more iconic than the brofist i will 00:05:07.700 --> 00:05:20.180 admit i will it where you going are you 00:05:20.180 --> 00:05:22.130 fucking asshole Barbie also makes 00:05:22.130 --> 00:05:24.620 important videos about empowerment I 00:05:24.620 --> 00:05:25.880 just wanted to thank you again for 00:05:25.880 --> 00:05:29.210 watching my vlog and leaving such great 00:05:29.210 --> 00:05:34.930 comments 00:05:34.930 --> 00:05:41.350 hi there hey thanks everyone for all 00:05:41.350 --> 00:05:43.210 your great suggestions for my videos 00:05:43.210 --> 00:05:46.690 karaoke challenge room tour draw my life 00:05:46.690 --> 00:05:50.590 do my post upside down ha to give it its 00:05:50.590 --> 00:05:55.750 own unique style that is *hilarious* holy 00:05:55.750 --> 00:05:59.259 shit that is hilarious I am laughing my 00:05:59.259 --> 00:06:01.990 ass off right now how are you guys I'm 00:06:01.990 --> 00:06:03.340 good thank you thank you for asking 00:06:03.340 --> 00:06:07.449 finger tutting (dafuq is dat?) Barbies teaching finger 00:06:07.449 --> 00:06:10.270 tutting I like about finger cutting? 00:06:10.270 --> 00:06:12.820 it's another way to dance to your 00:06:12.820 --> 00:06:14.770 favorite songs even if you can't move 00:06:14.770 --> 00:06:17.050 your feet like like if you're in a long 00:06:17.050 --> 00:06:19.060 car ride and you're just listening to 00:06:19.060 --> 00:06:20.889 your favorite playlist and you're stuck 00:06:20.889 --> 00:06:23.590 between two sisters and maybe you can't 00:06:23.590 --> 00:06:26.500 move your arms you can yeah you can't 00:06:26.500 --> 00:06:27.940 forget that it's kind of like me I'm 00:06:27.940 --> 00:06:29.860 stuck between a toad and a sound fun 00:06:29.860 --> 00:06:31.720 yeah the first time oh right here in 00:06:31.720 --> 00:06:34.120 front of you guys ok let's do it here we 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:36.509 go yeah 00:06:36.750 --> 00:06:50.400 okay okay I'll process finger Tooting 00:06:50.400 --> 00:06:58.650 the pinnacle of having fun P.A.C.E hi hey so 00:06:58.650 --> 00:07:00.450 the days are getting shorter and the 00:07:00.450 --> 00:07:02.610 nights are getting longer well at least 00:07:02.610 --> 00:07:06.030 in the hemisphere that I live in yeah 00:07:06.030 --> 00:07:11.190 yeah that is that is hilarious although 00:07:11.190 --> 00:07:13.860 Barbie what's with the short videos okay 00:07:13.860 --> 00:07:16.020 don't you know you got a mix of ten 00:07:16.020 --> 00:07:20.190 minutes haven't you heard you gotta you 00:07:20.190 --> 00:07:21.900 gotta make loot i guess i guess if 00:07:21.900 --> 00:07:23.310 you're already an ad it doesn't really 00:07:23.310 --> 00:07:25.919 matter god damn it i need to become an 00:07:25.919 --> 00:07:28.680 ad i see now what must happen i must 00:07:28.680 --> 00:07:31.470 transform this mortal flesh and 00:07:31.470 --> 00:07:35.040 become an ad and i think the only way to 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:43.860 really do that I hope hey Vsauce Michael 00:07:43.860 --> 00:07:46.800 here I loved reading your comments about 00:07:46.800 --> 00:07:50.710 the holidays oh she read my comment 00:07:50.710 --> 00:07:54.910 oh my god she read my comment SHE READ MY COMMENT!!!!!! 00:07:54.910 --> 00:07:57.220 all that you know I remember I had this 00:07:57.220 --> 00:07:59.290 one particular friend who would tease me 00:07:59.290 --> 00:08:01.660 about it like I could only be one thing 00:08:01.660 --> 00:08:05.290 really. Jesus Christ! what that fuck was 00:08:05.290 --> 00:08:11.860 that only be one thing stop stop doing 00:08:11.860 --> 00:08:14.590 it Barbie hi so you know how I've been 00:08:14.590 --> 00:08:16.390 trying to do a new thing every week well 00:08:16.390 --> 00:08:19.090 this week I made chocolate covered 00:08:19.090 --> 00:08:21.550 Beatles oh wow that's pretty crazy super 00:08:21.550 --> 00:08:26.410 yummy pretty crunchy okay april fools oh 00:08:26.410 --> 00:08:33.250 my god Got 'em guess you you got me oh my 00:08:33.250 --> 00:08:41.440 god. that was harmonic. there the human 00:08:41.440 --> 00:08:45.460 mortals warmer winters known i smash him 00:08:45.460 --> 00:08:48.150 or arrow bless 00:08:48.150 --> 00:08:51.850 the government supplies 00:08:51.850 --> 00:08:55.630 she does poetry oh god no okay so just 00:08:55.630 --> 00:08:56.769 make sure that you also get the 00:08:56.769 --> 00:09:00.519 ingredients okay well it looks like soda [what kinda soda? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)] 00:09:00.519 --> 00:09:04.029 it smells like soy sauce when a choice 00:09:04.029 --> 00:09:05.860 awesome selfie to chose to put you up to 00:09:05.860 --> 00:09:10.569 this this soy sauce prank again my god 00:09:10.569 --> 00:09:13.630 that is hysterical so one of my favorite 00:09:13.630 --> 00:09:15.130 things to do is look at photos of 00:09:15.130 --> 00:09:18.160 cosplay online here are a couple of my 00:09:18.160 --> 00:09:20.620 first attempt at cosplay okay if you 00:09:20.620 --> 00:09:23.290 like them all right I used to dance 00:09:23.400 --> 00:09:25.690 ballet as a little girl but right now my 00:09:25.690 --> 00:09:30.360 favorite kind is free form dance. *ear destroying beats* 00:09:30.360 --> 00:09:31.560 *let's it sink in* 00:09:31.560 --> 00:09:38.410 did Barbie just dab did Barbie just dab hey guys 00:09:38.410 --> 00:09:41.380 how are you doing not great ok i watch 00:09:41.380 --> 00:09:43.480 way too many of your videos and I'm I 00:09:43.480 --> 00:09:45.430 can't tell if I'm doing it for this 00:09:45.430 --> 00:09:47.410 video or if I enjoy it hi there post 00:09:47.410 --> 00:09:51.279 number two wait a minute the voice here 00:09:51.279 --> 00:09:53.199 I love those hair color that you can 00:09:53.199 --> 00:09:55.660 just wash ok guys so the number one 00:09:55.660 --> 00:09:59.439 request voice is different hi there hey 00:09:59.439 --> 00:10:02.319 thanks everyone for all your great her 00:10:02.319 --> 00:10:04.959 voice ranged happy seem to be 00:10:04.959 --> 00:10:06.970 Valentine's Day I'm starting to suspect 00:10:06.970 --> 00:10:13.089 that Barbie might not be real follow me 00:10:13.089 --> 00:10:15.519 here it's a crazy theory but the dabbing 00:10:15.519 --> 00:10:18.850 the dancing the millions and millions of 00:10:18.850 --> 00:10:22.240 interests the force positive agenda and 00:10:22.240 --> 00:10:24.370 relatable character that only can be 00:10:24.370 --> 00:10:27.519 made by a 40 year old male writer barbie 00:10:27.519 --> 00:10:31.740 is fictional 00:10:34.300 --> 00:10:38.410 what's next what's next are they going 00:10:38.410 --> 00:10:41.950 to say minecraft isn't real food food food food 00:10:41.950 --> 00:10:48.010 I say no no maybe I'm not real how do I 00:10:48.010 --> 00:10:50.050 even know anymore all right guys hope 00:10:50.050 --> 00:10:52.420 you enjoyed this video remember to leave 00:10:52.420 --> 00:10:55.120 a like and check out Barbie my new 00:10:55.120 --> 00:11:02.040 favorite Channel and as always P.A.C.E.