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*gay clapping*

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stupid videos

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*more gay clapping*

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Favorite videos

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*Clapping*

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Favorite videos

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*EDM Intro Music*

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Hey, welcome

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Today we're gonna watch the favorite videos

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The yearly show where I watch my favori...

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*More EDM Intro*

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This is the second year around that we do this

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I'm really excited

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Let's watch

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I think my favorite... this is one of my favorite videos

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because even years after I saw this video

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I have no fucking clue what this is about.

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And if you what they're saying

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I don't want you to comment and be like:

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"oh no this is a commercial for tampons".

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Just don't tell me.

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That would ruin the mystery.

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But let's watch.

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Already this guy is me

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*laugh*

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*Slow low singing*

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What is it about?

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I need to know what is it about

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Don't tell me what it's about!

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But I need to know

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what language is that?

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Roy kho coupah so

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What the fuck does that mean!?

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*Bang*

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Ouch, shit!

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Look at his fucking chin

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Look at the chin

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I don't know what the product is but I will have ten "roy kho copah sue"

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Alright my favorite video number 2

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Ahh... won't make any fucking sense either

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Especially cause it's a swedish video and it's a famed swedish actor

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Jakob Eklund

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who says "va fan"

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which basically means "what the fuck" or...yeah that's what it means

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and... he just likes to say it a lot

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It's kinda like the...

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*Stuttering*

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Let's just watch!

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*Swedish*

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It's so good

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I don't know... ehh...it might just be a swedish thing

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I can't tell, let me know

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It's just one of my favorite.

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It's dear in my heart

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I don't what to tell you

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Oh, this is a video I like to go back in

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you know you watch things and you notice how they've changed.

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And this is one of those videos

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where you are like: "no, nothing has really changed".

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It's Lucas Molyneux, ahh...

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made a message to Valve...

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Basically Lucas is the son of Peter Molyneux

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which is a very famous game developer publisher..

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uhh... and his son wants Half-Life 3 to come out

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[Kid]: I've been trying to entertain myself with portal and everything

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He's been trying to entertain himself with portal and everything

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That poor boy

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[Kid]: I think you make really good games and stuff and uh.....

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I'm gonna have to agree with Lucas Molyneux

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that you do make very good games

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when you actually make them

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Alright, I have weird taste in Youtube videos

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Shut up

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Just watch what he says next

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[Kid]: but I've been waiting so long... [Pewds]: he's been waiting so long for Half-Life 3 to come out

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[Kid]: umm...

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[Kid]: umm...hint can you tell me where Half-Life 3 is based and...

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[Kid]: is the demo out yet?

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Is the demo out yet?

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He's asking for the demo

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*Sad music*

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This video was made in 2010

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He's still waiting, he's still waiting for Half-Life 3!

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I don't... I just don't understand

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Just make the game

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*News music*

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Oh boy

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OK, here we go

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Just watch.

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[Reporter LUL]: Good evening, I'm Ken Bastida. Dana is off tonight, he was murdered and then set on fire while celebrating his birthday.

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*laughing* oh, let's just do it again

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[Reporter again]: Good evening, I'm Ken Bastida, Dana is off tonight, he was murdered and then set on fire while celebrating his birthday.

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*laugh*

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I think that's a good excuse to be off from work while... what do you think..

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*laughing again*

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I wonder if Dana ever returned to work after he got murdered and set on fire

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fucking lazy ass Dana what a fucking asshole

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[Report LUL]: He was murdered and then set on fire [Pewds]: while celebrating his birthday.

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*Reading out what's on screen*

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I am dead inside, I have no emotions, I have not been able to have an erection for 52 years

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This is also a really good video.

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Its someone that did a Disney version of uhhh, cover of Slipknot's "Wait and bleed"

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And it just works really well. I really like this one

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*music*

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[Pewds]: Makes me wanna party

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*music*

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[Singer]: Get your fucking hands in the fucking air!

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*music*

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*Beep*

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[Woman]: Hi, I'm Renata Bliss and I'm your freestyle dance teacher

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*Techno music*

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*Chuckles*

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Again

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[Woman]: Hi, I'm Renata Bliss and I'm your freestyle dance teacher

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How do you dance like that?? Teach me please, please PLEASE teach me.

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[Pewds]: I'm minasha plz

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You're minasha plz

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Minasha Please

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Please satan. NO MORE DANCING

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Scientificly accurate uh Ducktales, its a fantastic video

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It's an animation of the remake of The Ducktales intro

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*music*

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Oh its like Slippy.

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OHHHKAY. Well thats enough for the PewDiePie channel if you want to check out that video

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I recommend it, it's really good video. I know that might seem weird for me to say right after that sentence

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But it's a great video uhh. I showed too many song anyway

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Oh I loved this video so much. Lets, please I hope you haven't seen this before

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Because I wanna be the first one to show you

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Bullet Ball

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[Marc Griffin]: I quit my job, and I sold all my possessions that I could sell.

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[Pewds]: This is basically a show where someone comes up with their idea

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in front of a bunch of rich people and if they like the idea they will invest in in the the the idea.

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Basically like Kickstarter in front of a bunch of rich people

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[Marc Griffin]: My game is going to be an Olympic sport.

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[Pewds]: He sold his car, his house and everything he owns because his game is gonna become an Olympic sport.

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[Marc]: My name is Marc Griffin and I'm the inventor of Bullet Ball and Bullet Ball Extreme.

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[Pewds]: Bullet Ball and Bullet Ball extreme

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[Marc]: Bullet Ball is a high caliber table game designed for the 21st century lifestyle.

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[Pewds]: The 21st century lifestyle. So its a game on the phone huh. That must be it

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Its a board game, oh...

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Alright

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[Marc]: Just like other sports with international appeal such as Basketball, Soccer AND Ping Pong

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[Pewds]: AND Ping pong. Like he's trying to copy ping pong that's whats happening

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AND it so happens to be just like ping pong

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[Marc]: Okey. The object of the game is to get the ball past your opponent

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[Investor]: Okay

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[Marc]: By utilizing your forearms and our hands.

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[Investor]: Okay

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[Marc]: Okay

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[Marc]: My Point!

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[Marc]: My Point!

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[Pewds]: I wonder if it's a rule that he has to say "My Point" after you win.

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[Marc]: That's Bullet Ball.

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[Investor]: Uhhh. How much have you invested in this.

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[Marc]: I had this vision, 26 years ago.

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[Investor]: What happened?

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[Pewds]: It took him 26 years to make bullet ball...

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[Investor]: Marc, 26 years is a really long time

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[Marc]: Yes it is

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[Investor]: Tell me what you have put into this game over those years.

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[Investor]: Where are you now?

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*Inhale through teeth*

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[Investor]: If you sold everything what do you have now

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*nervous laugh*

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[Marc]: I have Bullet Ball.

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[Pewds]: UHHHHH

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[Marc]: Uh, I don't even have a home to go back to so we're staying in my car.

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[Pewds]: BULLET BALL

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[Investor]: Marc, what would happen if we say no

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[Pewds]: NO, no don't say no.

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[Pewds]: How could you say no to that face.

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[Marc]: This idea is mine, this is my dream come true, it will happen. It was destined to be.

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[Investor]: You're not going to make it with this

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[Pewds]: OHH

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[Marc]: OH, I totally disagree.

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[Investor]: It's not gonna happen.

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[Marc]: It will happen.

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[Investor]: It won't happen.

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[Marc]: Im telling you it will happen.

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[Pewds]: No Marc

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[Investor]: Go get your life back, go get a job

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[Marc]: I have my invention. And I'm telling you Bullet Ball is going to be a success.

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[Investor]: I think its a dream

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[Marc]: It's an incredible game.

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[Investor]: Im gonna say no.

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[Pewds]: Ughhh

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[Investor]: I'm a game inventor. I've invented games, I've sold games.

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[Investor]: I'm seriously looking at the gameplay here.

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[Pewds]: You're rich. Just just buy one. Just buy one. Buy two. Buy ten.

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[Pewds]: Just buy it please.

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[Investor]: I'm sorry I have to say no.

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[Pewds]: NO. Bullet Ball, BULLET BALL dammit.

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[Pewds]: Can we please, can we please create a Kickstarter. For Marc Griffin.

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[Pewds]: These heartless bastards rejected his idea. Can we please create a Kickstarter.

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I will spend 10 grand just on Bullet Ball, to make it happen. Bullet Ball will happen.

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I'm serious, I'm not joking. I WANT BULLET BALL

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Bullet Ball will happen. It's gonna be an Olympic sport

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I'm so fucking pissed. Disgusting. DISGUSTING

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[Cutout Pewds]: That's the end of the video. Thanks for watching.

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[Both together]: What's your favourite video, leave a comment down below.

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*Outro Music*