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最鍾意既影片

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最鍾意既影片

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最鍾意既影片

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hey歡迎

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今日我地會睇最鍾意既影片

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我每年都都會睇我最鍾...

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今次係我地第二年做依個

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我真係好興奮

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一齊睇啦

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我諗我最鍾意 依個係其中一個我最鍾意既影片

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因為即使好多年後  我再睇依個影片

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我都係唔明佢講咩

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如果你知佢地講咩

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我唔想你如此咁留言

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"oh no依個係棉條既廣告"

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唔好話比我知

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唔好破壞我既幻想

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但睇啦

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好明顯依個人係我

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依個係關於咩

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我需要知道佢係關於啲咩

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唔好同我講佢係關於啲咩

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但我需要知

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依個係咩語言

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Roy kho coupah so

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佢既意思係咩

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oh shit

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睇下佢個下巴

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睇下個下巴

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我唔知依個係咩產品但我會有10個"roy kho copah sue"

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好啦 我最鍾意既影片第2個

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一啲都唔會合理

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而且佢係瑞典影片  而且係瑞典既著名演員

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Jakob Eklund

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又叫 "va fan "

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意思係WTF  或者係... 佢就係咁既意思

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而佢就好鍾意係咁講野

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就係有啲...好似...

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睇片啦

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好正我

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我唔知......依個係瑞典人先明既野

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我解釋唔到   話比我知

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佢只係一個我鍾意既片

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發自內心

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我唔知要點同你講

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依個影片我就好似番到

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你知你睇著佢地 你知佢地既改變

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依個影片你地應該會鍾意

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冇咩大既改變

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Lucas Molyneus

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send訊息比Valve

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基本上 Lucas個仔 Peter Molyneux

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係個好出名既遊戲技術開發人員

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然後佢個仔希望戰慄時空3可以出版

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我好驚講出我既電話號碼同所有既野

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他嘗試係門口招咐自己

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可憐既孩子

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如果你寫左好好既遊戲或者其他

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我會同意Lucas Molyneux

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你做好好既遊戲

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如果你真係做到既話

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好 我既片咩都有

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好 收聲

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睇佢有咩講

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kid:  但我既意思係我等左好耐
Pewds: 佢等左戰慄時空3好耐

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umm...

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umm...你可唔可以話比我知

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幾時上市

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哥陣連初型都未有

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他已經問緊個遊戲

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依個係2010既影片

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佢依加都仲等緊  他仲等緊戰慄時空3

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我只係 我只係唔明

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只係做個遊戲

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oh boy

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ok 我地繼續

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睇片

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晚安 歡迎返黎 I'm Ken Bastida
dana 昨晚殺人後放火慶祝佢既生日

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晚安 歡迎返黎 I'm Ken Bastida
Dana昨晚殺人後放火慶祝佢既生日

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我覺得係個好既籍口可以唔去返工
你覺得點

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Dana殺人之後完全唔可以返去返工

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真係懶惰既衰人

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佢殺人後放火慶祝自己既生日

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你可以將放任何你仲意既野係依到
然後我會繼續讀  好似冇事咁

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我會死 我冇感情 我52年冇勃起

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依個都係好正既片

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有人做左個迪士尼翻唱 "等待與相信"

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佢地就係做得好好 我真係好鍾意

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令我想開party

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我係人民既保母 你既自由舞老師

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再黎多次

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我係人民既保母 你既自由舞老師

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你跳成點
教我 唔該唔該  唔該教我

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我係人民既保母

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我係人民既保母

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人民既保母

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唔該 魔鬼  唔好再跳

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科學精確唐老鴨戊個好神奇既影片

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係個唐老鴨同人既影片

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好似Slippy

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oh  依到係PewDiePie頻道既底線

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如果你想睇我會推薦   依個係個好讚既影片
我知我咁講好奇怪

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但佢係個好好既影片    我放太多音樂

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但我都係好鍾意依條片
唔該 我希望你地之前未睇過

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因為我想做第一個比你睇既人

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子彈球

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我辭左職 我賣左所有既財產

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依個節目係比任何人係有錢人面前
展示佢既計畫

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如果佢地鍾意個計畫佢地就會投資

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基本上就好似Kickstarter

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我既遊戲會變成奧林匹克運動

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佢賣左佢既車，樓，同所有既野
因為依個遊戲會變成奧林匹克運動

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我個名係Marc Griffin
我係子彈球同子彈球場地既發明者

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子彈球同子彈球場地

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子彈球係大型既桌上遊戲   為21世紀既生活方式設計

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為21 世紀既生活方式設計
所以個遊戲係電話到挽

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佢一定係係個無聊既遊戲？

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好

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就好似好多國際運動咁
好似籃球 足球 同桌球

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同桌球  佢嘗試做到好似桌球咁

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然後就因為好似桌球

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okay 遊戲既目標係令啲球經過對手

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okay

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用你既前臂同手掌

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okay

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okay

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我得分

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我得分

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我好懷疑個遊戲規則係
 你一定要係贏左之後講我得分

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依個就係子彈球

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你投資左幾多係上面

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我26年前就有依個諗想

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發生左咩事

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佢用左26年發明子彈球

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Marc,26年真係好長

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係

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你將所有積蓄都放在落去遊戲到

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你依加點

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你賣左所有野你依加仲有咩

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我有子彈球

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我甚至已經冇屋企可以比我返去

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子彈球

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Marc如果我地話唔得 咁你點算

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唔好 唔好講唔得

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你望著依個樣你點講唔得

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依個計畫係我既夢想  佢一定可以實現

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你唔能夠令佢實現

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ohh

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oh我完全唔同意

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佢唔能夠實現

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佢會實現

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佢唔會

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我同你講 佢一定可以實現

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no Marc

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依加返去你既生活找個工作

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我仲有個發明  子彈球會成功的

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我唔認為依個夢想會實現

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子彈球會成功的

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所以我會講唔得

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我唔會投資依個遊戲 都唔會賣依個遊戲

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我意思係我好認真咁睇依個遊戲

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你咁有錢 就買1個 買2個買10個

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你可以買一個 唔該

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好對唔住但我要講唔得

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唔得 子彈球 子彈球

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唔該我地可唔可以 開一個Kickstarter
為左Marc Griffin

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依啲狠心既衰人拒絕左佢既計畫
唔該我地可唔可以開一個Kickstarter

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我會用10 份食物既錢令子彈球實現

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我係認真 冇講笑 我想要子彈球

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我要令佢實現 佢會成奧林匹克運動

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我好嬲 嘔心 嘔心

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影片既最後 感謝觀看

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你仲意咩影片去下面留言

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