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[Felix] Where the fuck is he?

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[Ken] And then Felix swam away. Some people say he's still swimming to this day.

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[F] Where is he?

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[F] Where is he?

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[F] Where is he?

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[F] I think I shaked them.

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[F] I think I shook 'em off, guys.

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[F] AHHHH

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*laughter*

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[F] Alright, scootch the...ro - role playing.

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[F] Put on your role playing hat because it's about to get...st - steamy.

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[Brad] It was Friday.

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[B] Friday morning. The date? Thirteenth.

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*laughing*

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[B] The date was unknown but I did know it was a Friday.

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[B] We don't know who struck first but we do know...

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[F] *laughing*

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[F] How does it start? Here we go.

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[Michael] That's how it starts.

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[K] Higgens Haven. 1984.

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[F] There were five...six boys. And a hot girl.

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[B] One girl.

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*laughter*

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[F] Her name was Marzia. Oh..

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[K] Oh shit!

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[F] Marzia DIED

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[F] And Felix's super upset.

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[K] Damn.

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[K] 'What y'all guys doin', y'all havin a campfire?'

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*laughter*

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[Character] Oh, god, what am I gonna do?

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[F] What am I gonna do?

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[B] Ken, you're the bad guy, right?

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[K] I'm here for some views, baby.

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[F] Ken.

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[K] And can I be in a Pewdiepie video?

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[F] 'I try to run to the cabin. For help.'

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[F] But what they didn't know...is that I have a great fuckin' ass.

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[F] I decided to enter the cabin.

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[F] And then play the piano. Hey, my jacket is actually in this game. How 'bout that?

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[K] Ho, ho, ho!

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[K] Fuck y'all at?

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[F] Hey! Ho! Jesus Christ, who's that?

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[M] Good day.

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[F] Good day. Good day to you. My lady.

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[F] Now close the door, you crazy Mexican lady.

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[M] Lock the door, lock the door!

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[F] You fuckin' do it, bitch.

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[F] Alright, you stay by the door and make sure it's safe.

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[F] Alright, we should all do the safest thing and go upstairs to hide.

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[F] That always seems to work.

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[K] I'm the ghost of Christmas past.

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[F] I fuckin' hear you in the game, dude.

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[K] Yeah? You hear me?

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[F] Ah!

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[M] Hello?

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[F] Ken, what the fuck are you doing?

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[F] Heal me!

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*various shouts and exclamations*

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[F] Ow! My ass!

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[F] Fuck!

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[B] Oh, baby!

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[K] Hell, yeah!

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*laughter*

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[F] Thanks for killing me right away.

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[F] Thanks for killing me. I appreciate that.

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[K] Can I be in a Pewdiepie video now?

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[F] What the fuck are you doing to my body?

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[K] Where y'all - where y'all going?

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[K] C'mon back!

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[B] I found a car.

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[F] Oh, my god.

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*indistinct chatter*

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[F] Oh, my god, I got a weapon.

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[F] Aw, shit, I wasted it.

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[K] Hey, y'all lost? Y'all need some directions?

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[K] You wanna go bro?
[B] *indistinct yelling*

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[K] What the fuck?

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[F] I'll distract him! Don't worry!

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[K] Damn. Oh, shit, hanging up my Christmas tree.

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[F] Oh, my god, you killed him!

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[K] Oh, fuck! What the fuck?

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[K] Bunch a' puny, slinken, yanky...fuckers,

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[F] *shouting*

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[F] Stop fucking my body up! Jesus Christ, what are you doing to it?

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[M] Oh, Felix is the bad guy now...

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[F] Well, it kind of sucked ass not to be, so.

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[F] Hello, is anybody - hello, hello, hello?

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[F] Is anybody out there?

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[F] Oh, I see...

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[F] I see......

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[F] It's ya' boy.

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[F] P to the Pie....

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[B] *shouts* Oh, my god. Stay away from me.

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[F] Got 'em!

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[F] You wanna kiss, boy?

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[F] Alright, where should we take him?

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[F] Hey, what the fuck is this shit?

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[B] That's right, it's your boy skinny Penis, bye...

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[F] No, not Skinny Penis! Anyone but Skinny Penis!

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[F] Whoa, what the fuck is this?

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[F] I'm a fuckin' ghost.

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*indistinct conversation*

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[F] OOOH Surprise motherfucka'!

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[K] Hey!

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[F] Hey!

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[K] What the fuck?

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[F] Hey, how you doin'? Hi, how's it goin in there?

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[K] Are you the ga - Are you the gardener?

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[K] Uh, these hedges need to be trimmed, /sir/!

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[F] Si, señor

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[K] My father is /very/ rich! 
[F] How rich?

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[K] And I don't - what the fuck? Oh, Jesus Christ. Fuck, I'm out of here. Oh, shit!

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[K] No, get back in! Oh, god, oh. You'll never catch me!

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[F] Open the door!

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[F] Here's.....Jacksepticeye!

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[K] Jason's knockin' at my door

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[K] Oh, fuck!

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[F] TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA.

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[K] Ah, goddamn!

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[K] Aw, shit!

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[F] Get your fuckin' white ass in - god, dammit.

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[F] Stop!

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[F] God dammit, let me - !

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[K] My father is - Ah! No!! Let me go!

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[F] What about your dada, huh?

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[K] *Shouting*
[F] *Laughing*

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*both laughing*

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*sad music*

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[F] Oh, no...

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[K] Father...father...

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[F] Alright, where are the rest? Where are you guys?

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[K] Somebody's in a barn. I mean...I don't know that.

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[B] No, I'm not. Wait, you can teleport.

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[K] Michael run!

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*various giggling*

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[M] Please, I was a good boy!

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[F] You're a fucking girl!

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[F] Hey, there, pretty lady.

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*sneaky music*

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[M] I'm going in now.

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*indistinct conversation*

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[M] I swear, I'm not in there!

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[F] Surprise, mothafucka'

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[F] Did I kill you?

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[F] I killed you? What the fuck?

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[F] Surprise, mothafucka'

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*indistinct conversation*

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[F] Oh, there he is! Oh, okay.

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[K] *shouting*

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[M] Kiss him! Kiss!

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[F] Gimme a fuckin' - ah! Jesus.

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[F] Fuck your shitty car. This is not a Volvo.

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[F] Where is he now?

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*sneaky music*

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[B] I will never tell you!

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[M] *gasp*

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[K] *giggling*

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[F] Did I hear someone just gasp?

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*giggling*

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[F] Did I hear someone just...fuckin' gasp when I went here?

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*various shouting*

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[M] Run, run, ah!

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*laughing*

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[F] Hey!

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[K] Ah Hey!

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[F] You look /goood/

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[F] You look real fuckin' good, man

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[F] Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh....oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

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[F] Oh, no. What happened?

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[F] There he is!

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[K] Oh, god!

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[F] Run, baby! Throw your firecracker!

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[F] Throw your firecrackerrrr

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[K] I don't have any firecrackers!

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[F] I'll throw my firecrackers!

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[B as Marzia] Felix! I'm hungry!

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[F] *giggling* Oh! No!

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[F] No! Nooo! NOOOAGGHH

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[K] Oh, my god! I'm comin' to save you!

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[F] Let go of me, Marzia!

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[F] Save Meh!

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[F] Hey, Hank, what can I do for ya'?

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[B as Marzia] Hey, I would like, uh, two number nines.

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*various giggling and conversation*

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[B as Marzia] Two number nines...

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[K] Just kidden' fuck you.

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[F] A number six. Extra dip.

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[B as Marzia] Where is he, Felix? I'm feelin' too hungry to think straight.

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[B as Marzia] I think I'm going to choke you to death.

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[F] Please, Marzia!

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[F] You'll never find me, Marzia.

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[B as Marzia] Felix, I'm hungry. Take me to...a pizza place.

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[F] My fucking face! Why are my eyes just popping out of my fuckin' face?

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[F] Oh, my god. I'm jumping in!

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[F] I'm swimmin'!

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[F] Where is he? Where is he? Whereishe?

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[F] I think I shaked them...I think I shook them off, guys.

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[F] AHH!

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*laughter*

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[B as M] I finally found Felix and his friends. And killed them all!

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[B as Marzia] Now I'm going to go home and make blood meat pasta. And make a video about it.

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[B as Marzia] Subscribe to CutiepieMarzia!

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[K] Jimmy, what's up?

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[F] Give me a hug. I want a hug. Validate me.

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[K] Alright, alright. Hug time!

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[F] Oh, no I - I think you killed me.

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[F] Oh, my god, you're choking me to death! What the fuck?

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[F] Dude, I wanted a hug! Jesus.

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[K] Pow bomb, baby.

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*various shouts*

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[F] Gaahh!

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[F] For fuck's sake. We can't even build a fuck - aw, there he is. He teleported.

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[B] So, you have finally come.

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[K] I don't like the way you've been treating me, Brad.

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[K] Bitch!

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[F] Oh, my fucking god.

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[K] Bitch!

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[K] Bitch!

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[F] You fuckin' - ! Jesus Christ.

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[F] Uh...are you guys working on this car?

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[F] The same one? Where's the - where's the battery?

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[F] Does anyone know?

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[F] Probably at the barn.

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[F] Just gonna have to spread out.

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[M] I found a battery!

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[F] Oh, you found a battery?

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[F] Hey, Marzia! You wanna go on a road trip?

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[F] Get in the car! Oh, my god!

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[F] No! No!

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[F] Kill him! Kill him!

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[F] Oh, shit! No, I shot Ken! Oh, my god, I'm sorry!

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[F] I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

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[F] Get in the car!

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[F] Oh, my god, let's get out of here!

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[F] Wait, let's run him ov - mar - mar - mar - Where's Marzia? There she is.

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[F] Oh!!

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[F] Whoa, what the fuck!

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[F] Start the engine! Start the engine! Start the engine!

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[B as Marzia] Where did you - You lied to me!

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[F] Bye, bitch!

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[B as Marzia] Bro! You lied.

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[F] Fuck!

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[K] *laughing*

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[F] Shit, shit, shit, shit.

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[B as Marzia] You lied to me. You said I could come with on the road trip and you trash the car

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[F] You can come on the roadtrip as promised! We're going to -

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[B as Marzia] Well, how can we go on the roadtip now after you trashed the car?

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[B as Marzia] You ruined my day.

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[F] I'll buy a new one!

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[F] Hey, Marzia, there's a - there's...there's a pug behind you.

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[B as Marzia] Really? Where?

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[F] Dammit.

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[B as Marzia] I don't see.

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[F] Just keep looking.

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[B as Marzia] I can't see the pug. Ah!

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[F] Got....Got 'em.

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[F] You can't fucking kill Jason, what are you talking about?

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[B as Marzia] Ow!

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[F] Keep looking! There's like a lot of French Bulldogs...

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[F] Hey, you don't have the mask anymore! Show - Look at me.

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[F] Oh, my god, Marzia, you're beautiful!

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[B as Marzia] I have no makeup on today. Don't film me.

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[M] I found the phone! Come to me!

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[F] Okay, beautiful Romanian, clearly woman. I will go with you.

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[F] Whoa, Jesus Christ, what the fuck?

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*various laughter*

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[F] I found a phone, let's call the sheriff, Jacksepticeye!

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[F] Is this Jacksepticeye?

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[M] Oh, police arrive, five minutes!

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[F] Five minutes. We've gotta survive five minutes, guys.

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[F] Oh, Jesus!

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[B as Marzia] Talking indistinctly

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[F] Ken, Ken!

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[F] Ken is crippled. Kill him! Not me!

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[M] Don't do it. Don't be a dick.

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[F] Kill the Romanian.

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[F] Kill the Romanian!

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*Various shouts*

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[F] No, not Romanian!

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[K] Oh, god!

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[F] Oh! the cops are coming!

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[F] The cops are coming! Hallelujah, we're saved, Ken!

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[F] We can be together without Marzia!

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*various shouting*

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[F] Ah, shit!

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[K] Oh, shit!

00:10:54.120 --> 00:10:57.000
[F] There's the cops! The cops! Save me, cops!

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[F] Fuck you, Ken, I'm getting out of here!

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*indistinct shouts*

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[K] What happened? I can't see.

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[F] Did you get shot?

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[F] Oh, there he is, he's back up!

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[F] What the fuck?!

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[K] Oh..!

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[F] Yeaaahh!

00:11:12.240 --> 00:11:13.300
[F] Nah, he's back up!

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[B as Marzia] You may have escaped me this time, Felix and Ken.

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[B as Marzia] But next time I will make pasta and meatballs off of your dead corpse.

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[B as Marzia] Thanks for watching!

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*various laughter*

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[F] And that's the story... of how my girlfriend went fuckin' crazy.

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[F] I hope you enjoyed this story time with Pewds.

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[F] Please do watch another video right here.

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[F] It's gonna be even better than this one.

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[F] Click it now. Or else...something might happen...

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It's going to...text me O...K...Watch it.

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*giggles*