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P: Welcooommmeee!

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P: To another video with mah lovely Mertz (Marzia)

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M: Mmhhmm...

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P: You have..

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P: Completely planned out this video.
M: Yeah.

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P: So why don't you take over, and explain what's gonna happen.

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M: Well, I bought you four outfits.

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M: *laughs*
P: Oh. My. God!

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P: The cliche.

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P: Girlfriend dresses boyfriend.
M: But its fun! 
P: You forced me to do this.
M: Mmmhhmmm.

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P: You held me at gunpoint.

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M: Yes.
P: Like all gol- girlfrien- No, I'm actually excited.

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P: 'Cause I think you have a good eye for my style.
M: Mmhhmm. 
P: It's a popular type of video right now.

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P: Wher- where the boyfriend dresses girlfriend, or girlfriend dresses boyfriend.

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M: Yeah, they usually do it together like, I do you, you do me, but, in this case, you didn't wanna bother. *laughs*

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P: Four outfits! Wait, four? 
M: Yeah,
P: Hohh.

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M: How many did you think?

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P: Three.

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M: No, four! you asked for four!

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P: Daamn doug! you've been busy shoppin' girl.
M: *laughs*

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M: It was really challenging, cause I know your style, 
P: Mmhhmm.
M: and I couldn't just buy you four outfits that I know

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M: You will wear at all time.

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M: But, I wanted to get something that it's your style, but with a twist. So like, there is a more casual one.

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M: There is a sporty one. There is a more...

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M: Luxury one..
P: Ohh!

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M: An experimental one...

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P: Experimental!
M: Yeah, I don't know how you're gonna feel about that one, but we're gonna begin with one that is fairly safe.

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M: Are you ready?
P: I'm really nervous.

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P: Also, if you wanna buy- if you don't want to look like a garbage tra- trash can, you can buy my merch as well!

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M: Yes, nice.

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M: So, do you know where these one come from?
P: Lazy Oaf

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M: Yeah, It doesn't say though, but, I'm assuming, (cause) it's pink.

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M: Okay, let me show you. So these are fairly safe.

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M: You only..
P: You can't go to crazy lazy.

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M: Well,
P: Well?
M: It's all green. 
P: Oh, I like green! Green is in now, the moss color.
M:You like it?

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P: I like it, I just bought a bunch of green stuff  recen- *interrupted*
M: We got stickers! 
P: We got s-

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M: MINE. (Oohh savage Mertz)

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M: The first one is a Hoodie.
P: I like it.

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M: Green, oversized.
P: Yeah,
M: And I like the-

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P: Where's the Lazy Oaf thing? Oh that's cool!
M: Right?
P: That's really cool!

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M: I just realized the back in ther-

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P: That's dope! I like it a lot.

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P: It reminds me of my other sweatshirt, but, I like it. (weird noise)

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P: It's okay. I like this one a lot good job, Marzia.
M: Okay, good!

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P: You got an- you got an.. A...

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P: You got an A!

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M: Thank you! But wait, you have to see what I pair it with. Don't look!

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M: I mean I think- Well I guess you're looking

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P: OoOOHh!

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M: I think they are really cool.
P: Oh, nice!

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M: Oh you LIKE camo pants? 'Cause I never saw you wear camo-

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P: My dirty amount of camo! Scoot scoot scoot!

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M: But I though they were so cool and look at all the smiley face!
P: That's dope! This is gonna look cool together!

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M: Yeah? Okay, good!

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P: I'm all about matching, matching right now.

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M: This is- Are you making fun of me?

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P: No, I'm not! I like it!

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P: That's why I'm wearing all the stuff close. So they have like tiny little smiley faces on them.
M: Yeah.

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P: The problem now is that, if I-
 'Cause I wanna wear these, and whenever I'm gonna wear it,

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P: "Eww, your girlfriend got you that one?"

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M: (softly) So what?

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P: (violent echoey distortedly loud) YeAH So WHaT!

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M: I just thought it would look cool. All green, because there was a pink hoodie that I really liked,

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M: But i thought this was- 
P: No, all green. You did right, you know what? A+, Mertz.

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M: '8+' ?

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P: A+, Mertz.

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M: Oh, "A"! *giggles*

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P: No, you get an '8+'

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P: We rate with numbers in Italy!

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Okay, Go! Put it on!

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*soft hip loading screen beats*

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M: It looks nice, but very big.

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M: The pants are very big.

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P: Are they supposed to be like baggy or..?

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M:Yeah, they are.

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P: Okay.
M: But, I'm thinking that you will cut them up a bit. They are very big, okay?

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M: You didn't expect them to be that baggy. Are you smaller than I thought? (Poor poods)

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M: Those are just medium!
P: I do look very small.
M: You should turn this way.

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P: They are the right waist size.
M: Okay.

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P: But I think it's just a bit big yeah, so I'm not sure if these will actually go that well together together to be honest.

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Yeah, I like them individually

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Thats what i said! yeah, I warned you-

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Before that you know, but the hoodie's good yeah, that is really cool and the Pants---

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I think will look cool once I make them slimmer

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Nice!

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Well done Marzia, the first outfit is completed, so this is experimental

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Should we go with these or

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Let's go experiment

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Okay so this is also not from the actually ASOS, this from... Recycled -?

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"Reclaimed Vintage"? I like that brand, okay, good good.

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so ethical brandy

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I even got you socks, because I wanted a specific look,

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oh~ from top to toes.

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Oh yeah, haha well i do need socks sooo thats good

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I wearing yours!

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That's why I need more socks. (pug voice) huh well i love the socks Marzia!

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Okay, so, this outfit comes with a pair of glasses.

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Yay!!!

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Which will also look good with this outfit.

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Why you got a problem with my glasses??

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No, they just look different from the front,

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(low tone) hey whatup girll

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yeah, okay .... SO

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This outfit starts out with (interrupted) YESSS

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Like it cool. You like yeah.

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I like it??

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Yeah i like it!

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I wasn't sure if you were gonna like I liked it. so-

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oh! oh? oh... oh....

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We're gonna put these on top!

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This looks MASSIVE!!

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Do you know my size, bro?

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Do you know that you think you're way bigger? This is just a medium. This is a

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Medium has never failed me. Look! Medium. That's a medium too, and the jeans are a medium too.

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The things with shirts is I like them on me, but they're too much effort.

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Okay, well I?

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The things with shirts is I like them on me, but they're too much effort.

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Well, You're gonna leave this one open so then the "cool" peeks through.  We have some of the effort problem?

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Oh

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Wow, it matches all the way huh for they're sweatpants-y?  kinda. that's nice I can always

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No wait! They are very simple.

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I  have a very

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No wait! They are very simple.

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I  have a very

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Principled thing with shoes. I can only have one pair a

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Maximum two - oh these are cool actually

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But white shoes are dangerous

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I know, but they match really well with the

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Black and white I've had shoes like this and they just go out. Oh, that would look cool

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Yeah, should we these outfit any socks with the black and white yeah

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All right you gotta cut these up though- I want them to short so you can see the socks?

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Okay, okay this has potential yeah now let me just transform

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*soft hip loading screen beats*

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(Felix Laughing) I haven't see myself- properly yet.

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Oh?

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But you're not - this is very [different]

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(Marzia Laughing) from what I would wear normally .

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(both laughing)

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This is so out there! This is the most hipster thing i've ever worn in my life. This is ahhhh....

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(Marzia) I don't hate it!

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This is ah...... interesting.

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I had to put a weird one in there!

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(laughing)

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I mean it's cool, i'll give you that. I just don't think it's me, I think thats the thing.

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Yeah

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I'll keep the t-shirt

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I think they are cool

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This is the most Marzia thing. This is what you'd wear if you were a guy. This is so you!

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(Marzia) Probably yeah!

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I think it's kinda cool!

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I feel cool man

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Okay, I feel like another person I feel like um anyway. Let's oh all right, okay?

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this is just cause you wanna yeah "get atracttion"

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M: I mean I know-

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P: Are you-

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M:What? P: *Concerned groan*

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:o

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M:Scuse me?

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P:Nu-

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M: What's the issue?

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P: I don't want to judge before I see it

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M: It's just black P: Oh... It's just black

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M: What's your problem?

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P: What?

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M: This is the OG P: Okay, we're going OG guys

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M: Oh my god I feel like I'm failing so bad now

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P: No no no no. This is good.

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P: Was that it?

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M: Yeah P: Okay

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M: Yaaaaas

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P: Yaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Okay, I do like it very nice

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You know the shoes fits well with it. Love it. Yeah, mmm comfortable, just like I'm wearing

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Nothing at all. Do you like it or thanks phone? Yeah?

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Yeah, you look good you like it

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Dude it looks nice, I guess I didn't see you looking this night on me. You know

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But you know as my mom would always say

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anything fits a beauty

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You're doing great Marcia let me just tell you this one

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Well I like it on me, you know, yeah, what can I say?

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I'm a handsome beautiful man mm-hmm with an even more hands beautiful letter girlfriend. Thank you look how beautiful she

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Go round of applause

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I don't know. I've never seen these brand before but it's like oh, it's Japanese brand

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Yes, made in Japan good. I love it now

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Cavempt. It's dope. I like this. This is edgy and overpriced just like I like it

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I've never seen something like that. this is my favorite piece so far. Okay. We'll see if it's ten sizes too big though

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medium size

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Oh no

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You've got me jeans

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Its jeans

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jeans my favorite thing to wear in the whole world

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Something about this type of jeans that I'm like yeah

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But we'll try it out. You know maybe it's good, okay

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ARENT YOU A BEAUTY?? GOOOO

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Love that but the pants doesn't really go with it they

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I don't like pants

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But I realize whether a lot done. It's short it fits so nicely

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Mm-hmm, I just don't like these type of jeans oh

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You truck

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Stop doing these weird things

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First of all might say I'm round of applause you did, thank you

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I'm so proud of you. Why should it just gotta you might see sweatshirt

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You could've played it simple, but you know what you did you did

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M: I tried
P: You tried

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P: And you know what, you tried

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I Really like the first outfit. I think it's cool the thing that makes it uncool
M: Is how baggy it is?

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P: Is that you (laughs)
M: Is that what?

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Its more like if I came up with my own idea to wear something like that then

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Then the confidence of pulling that outfit off kind of makes it work

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but the fact that someone else gave it to me makes it kind of like
M: you don't have to wear it together
P: Right

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I Really like the shirt. I do I might you know I might wear 'em. Okay. All right. I might just wear 'em

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I think the pants will look nicer. With like a tech pin. 
P: Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry sorry the first outfit

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I thought this was the first outfit. I'm sorry I was talking about this one

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I got confused

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Yeah the first outfit is dope

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Oh, okay, yeah, I'll find a way to wear any of these outfits

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I'm definitely gonna wear them

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M: Even these 
P: Yeah, they were comfortable. So the first one you did great

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Second one was to what I was talking about

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M: You look cool okay

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Maybe it's more summery like yeah. P: Yeah, it's the wrong season. I'll wear it next season for sure

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for sure

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You played it safe from the third outfit, which I can appreciate because I will 100% wear this

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Sweatpants is just the greatest gift to God 
M: So you don't mind that it's all black. P: No. No I think the pants will look cool

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With stuff 
M: Okay

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Last outfit, the sweater is dope

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Dope sweater, you did it good man. And it's probably some really cool brand that I don't know about I feel a bit old

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I mean I didn't know about it either so

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Heck Yeah, we got a secret handshake

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Don't copy it remember to check out my meatballs shirt at 1:00. It's selling like a

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A God Church, well leave a like if you enjoyed and maybe we'll do one, I want to do one for you

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M: Do you?
P: I do wanna do one for you, and I think you'll feel how uh great it is to be given a gift

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I mean I'm sure, I would love you to just give me 4 outfits

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Well lets see you next time, till then

