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Hellooooo!

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Welcome! My name is Buzzfeed Family Friendly Felix.

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I got big news... Big news.

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I'm starting my own... news company.

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I'm going independent.

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Please support my Patreon in the description.

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Just realized it seemed like I'm roasting Filthy Frank, but that's not it.

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I'm serious about this one guys!

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(Ma Names JEFF!)

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I'm going inde-- [hits mic]

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[silent] Goddamnit.

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I'm going independent!

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Please support me.

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uhhh...

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Okay, here we go.

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So my company is gonna be called: [types "lol, news"]

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There we go!

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Perfect.

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Okay, so this is my character right?

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What the hell is this?

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Where does it ask for my preferred pronoun?

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Well, obviously I am Dragon Lord Skater -- uh, so I guess I'm just Dragon Lord.

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Holy shit! This guy looks just like me (true)

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if I took the wrong turn life and became a journalist.

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Let's go. (Ya)

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My god, this game looks incredible. (Yep)

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We'll b- We'll be using Comic Sans in all our titles.

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We need people to take us seriously,

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unlike all those other--other news websites

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that everyone knows...

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is not real news.

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"lol, news" is the only news source you can truly trust.

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Wha- is this all I do all day? Just sit around in front of a computer?

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Wow, being a journalist is almost being-- as shitty as being a Youtuber.

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One of our biggest competitors: "Fake News".

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Goddam those "Fake News".

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"lol, news" WILL THRIVE...

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...once I've figured out how to play this game...

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...as dragon lord.

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Okay. Here we go. Choose an article. Okay.

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Politics... Sure.

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This feature will be available in next update!

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Wow! What a great game, I'm having a lot of fun with this one.

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I'm gonna create my own news site goddamnit.

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"lol, news" WILL THRIVE. "lol, news" WILL BE CONQUERED.

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It will take away from ALL the-

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You think you've seen clickbait articles? Well, look again.

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'Cause "lol, news" will thrive.

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Let's do this.

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Hey, everybody. PewDiePie here with "lol, news".

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We landed an exclusive interview with PewDiePie himself.

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PewDiePie, how come you're keeping your dogs in a cage?

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"They're- they're just in a cage. I keep them while I record... For like, five minutes."

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This just in! PewDiePie, Animal abuser! Confirmed! Breaking story! Live here at PewDiePie!

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I'm the one who broke the story.

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Now we're gonna go to our Field-Guy Felix. Let's go.

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Over to you, Felix.

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Thank you very much, PewDiePie.

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Hey, can I ask you guys some questions?

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Do you watch YouTube?

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[Citizen 1]: Yeah, yeah.

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Who's your favorite youtuber?

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[Citizen 2]: I don't know.
[Citizen 1]: No idea.

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What do you think about PewDiePie?

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[Citizen 1]: Not bad.
[Citizen 2]: Yeah, yeah, he's pretty cool.

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PewDiePie is a nazi. How could you watch him?

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[chuckles from the group]

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[Citizen 2]: His older shit was funny.
[Citizen 1]: Yeah

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Do you mind if we ask you some question? 
[Citizen]: Sure, go ahead.

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Do you watch YouTube? 
[Citizen]: Yes.

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Who's your favorite YouTuber?
[Citizen]: Uhmm, Neebs Gaming.

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What's that?

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[Citizen]: I'm joking. PewDiePie.

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No no no, you don't like PewDiePie, he's a terrible YouTuber.

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Who's really your favorite YouTuber?

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[Citizen]: Okay, Jacksepticeye.

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That's right!

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Do you have a minute to talk about PewDiePie?

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[woman continues walking]

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Good, keep it that way.

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Excuse me, do you have a minute? I can ask you some questions?

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[Older citizens]: What would you like to ask?

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You two look-- you two look like you watch a lot of YouTube.

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[Male citizen]: No no no, not at all.

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That's good.

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We're "lol, news".

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Very respectable news organization. 
[Male citizen]: Yeah, unique. (chuckles)

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I don't like this attitude of laughing at it.

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Do you know who PewDiePie is?

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[Male citizen]: Who what?

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That's good. Keep it that way. No PewDiePie? Thank you.
[Male citizen]: That's alright.

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The older people. The older generation. There is hope.

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There is--I mean the young and [starts fumbling over his words]

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I meant-- I meant !

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The mid–– mid-age. Lower mid-age

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I think there's something wrong with it!

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As you can see, PewDiePie is clearly causing a division in the world.

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We understand. But the-- all the other news organizations are saying --

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Excuse me, can we ask you a question? Are you busy?

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What do you think about PewDiePie?

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He's the worst! You heard it first!

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Thank you. Good man.

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It's so strange. So many people hate PewDiePie....

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but he really did nothing wrong --

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I mean, he did everything wrong (chuckling).

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PewDiePie truly is a terrible person.

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That's proven here today...

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by the-- by the media. Thank you.

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What's your favorite YouTuber?

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[Citizen]:I can't say that... it's not 
gonna be you.

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Do-- Do you like PewDiePie?

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[Citizen]: Like is a strong word. I...

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How dare you say that! How -- no! Disgusting.

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[Citizen]: You're not as funny as iDubbbz.

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That's true. That's probably true.

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PewDiePie is evil.

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Let's ask that guy, a fellow citizen, what he thinks of PewDiePie.

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"YouTube is dangerous." What are your thoughts?

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["Fellow citizen"]: You're gay.

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I agree 100%. Good man.

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Do you watch YouTube?

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[Citizen]: YouTube? (yes) No.

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Keep it that way.

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Sorry, PewDiePie? PewDiePie. We're here with "lol, news".

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We would-- we would really like for you to --

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We would like to offer you a chance to defend yourself.

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Guess PewDiePie doesn't want to respond. That must mean he's guilty.

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I got it.

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(It-- it's-- it's... wait.)

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(Wha-- What?)

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(Laughs)

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How's it going, bros. My name is PewDiePie!

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I got no ideas.