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HHAALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Selamat datang!.

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Nama gua Buzzfeed Temankeluarga Felix.

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Gua punya berita besar!.

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Berita besar.

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Gua mulai.

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Punya.

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Perusahaan berita.

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Gua akan mandiri.

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Tolong dukung.

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Patreon gua.
*MLG airhorn*

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Di dekripsi 
(padahal kgk ada ._.)

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*Hening*

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Gua sadar kalo gua...

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Menghina FilthyFrank..

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Tapi bukan itu!

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Gua serius sama ini guys..

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*mynameisjeff*

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*hening*

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Gua akan man-

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Gua mulai mandiri!

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Tolong dukung gua ;-;

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uhh...

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oke kita mulai...

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Jadi perusahaan gua...

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namanya bakal...

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*berita laugh out loud*
'njir'

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Nahh begitu...

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Mantap...

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Oke jadi ini karakter gua,kan?

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Apa apaan neh?

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Kenapa ini nanyain kelamin gua ?!!

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Tapi jelas gua dragon lord...

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skater

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oh...
*gamuat :v*

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Yaudah gua dragon lord aja...

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*nyari karakter yg bagus*

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Annjiiirrr..

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Ini orang sama kayak gua.
* :v *

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Kalo gua nyerah hidup dan jadi jurnalis.

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Ayo

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Ya tuhan ini game bagus banget...

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Kita akan gunain comics sans di semua judul.

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Kita butuh orang yang nganggap kita serius.

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Ngga kayak berita website sebelah.

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yang semua orang tau...

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Bukan berita yang ASLI!

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Semua berita!

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yang isinya sumber berita yang lo bisa percaya!

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Ini yang gua lakukan setiap hari duduk didepan komputer *it's true*

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Wah jurnalis besar sama payahnya kayak Youtuber besar.

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Salah satu musuh besar kita.

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FAKE NEWS
*berita palsu*

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Sialan FAKE NEWS itu...
*nyindir :v *

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lol news!

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AKAN!

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BERKEMBANG!

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kalo gua tau cara main ini game...

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sebagai dragon lord.

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ok kita mulai

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Pilih artikel

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Politik tentu!

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Fitur ini akan ada di update selanjutnya

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WAW

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INI GAME BAGUS BANGET

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GUA SENENG BANGET MAINNYA

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Gua akan buat website berita!

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Sialan

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lol news!

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AKAN!

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BERKEMBANG!

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LOL NEWS!

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AKAN JADI PENAKLUK!

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AKAN MENGAMBIL SEMUANYA!

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Lu kira lu pernah liat artikel clickbait?!!

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COBA LIAT LAGI!

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KARENA lol news!

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AKAN BERKEMBANG!

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les do dis

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*Anjir openingnya dramaalert :v*

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*nice editing*

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Halo semuanya

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Pewdiepie disini bersama lol news

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kita mendapat wawancara ekslusif

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Sama Pewdiepie sendiri!

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Pewdiepie!

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Kenapa anda menempatkan anjing anda

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Di kandang??

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Mereka hanya di kandang,aku menyimpannya saat aku merekam.

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Selama lima menit

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ini jadi

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Pewdiepie!

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PENYALAHGUNAAN HEWAN!

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KONFIRMASI!

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BERITA TERBARU!

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LANGSUNG BERSAMA PEWDIEPIE!

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GUA SATU-SATUNYA YANG MENGHANCURKAN BERITANYA!

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Sekarang kita akan pergi

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Ke panduan Felix
-tidak ada berita asli,hidup itu tdk ada artinya,akhirnya kita semua mati-

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Mari!

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Apa kabarmu Felix?

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Terima kasih,Pewdiepie.

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Hey,Bisakah aku bertanya pada kalian?

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P:Kalian nonton Youtube?
:Iya

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P:Siapa Youtuber favorit kalian?

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Gatau...

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Bagaimana kalo Pewdiepie?

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Iya,dia keren

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Pewdiepie

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Seorang Nazi

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Bagaimana kalian menontonnya?

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*ketawa*

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dia tua banget tapi lucu *?*

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P:Bisakah anda mereaksikan pertanyaan?
Tentu

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P:Kamu nonton Youtube?
-Casey Neistat membuat mesin waktu dari 1.6 juta Fidget Spinner-

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Ya

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P:Siapa Favorite Youtuber kamu?

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Neebs gaming

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*ketawa*

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Apa?

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hanya lelucon
*kalo kedengeran dia ngomong*

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Pewdiepie!

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Tidak,kamu tidak suka Pewdiepie,dia Youtuber payah.

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Siapa sebenarnya favorit youtuber kamu?

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Ok,Jacksepticeye

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ITU BENAR!

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Kamu punya waktu sebentar ngomongin Pewdiepie?

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*Ignored*

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bagus...

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Seperti itu!

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Permisi,kalian punya waktu sebentar?

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Bisakah aku menanyakan kalian?

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Kalian berdua-

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Kalian berdua sepertinya banyak menonton Youtube

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Ngga,kalian tidak beruntung
P:Itu Bagus!

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Kami lol news

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Sangang menghormati berita organisasi.

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Unik *ketawa*

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-Menurut almarhum rapper 3pac pewdiepie tidak pantas untuk anak-anak.-

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Saya tidak suka sikap kalian meneratawakannya.

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P:Kalian tau pewdiepie?

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Apa? Siapa?

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Benar seperti itu!

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tidak Pewdiepie!,Terima kasih!

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Orang-orang tua

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Generasi tua

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Itu dia!,liat!

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Itu dia,Maksudku yang muda dan gante-

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Maksudku

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MAKSUDKU!

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Pertengahan usia!

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Usia rendah!

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Aku rasa ada sesuatu yg salah dengan-

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*run*

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-Jorton menyerang wanita tua di jalan NewYork,Mengklaim "lol jk" *haha lelucon-

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Bisa kalian lihat.

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Pewdiepie benar benar.

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Menyebabkan perpecahan.

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Di dunia.

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Kami mengerti.

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Seperti berita lain bilang.

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Permisi

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Bisakah saya menanyakan sesuatu?

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Kamu sibuk?

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Apa pendapat kamu dengan pewdiepie?

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Kamu yang terbaik

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Dia yang terburuk!

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Kalian mendengarnya disini!

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Terima kasih!

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Pria baik!

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Aneh sekali banyak orang membenci Pewdiepie.

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Tetapi dia tidak melakukan sesuatu yang salah...

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Maksudku dia melakukan sesuatu yang salah *Ketawa*

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Pewdiepie benar" orang yang buruk.

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Sebagai pembuktian disini hari ini.

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oleh-

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Oleh media

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Terima kasih

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-Sebuah katak bernama Slippy mengungkapkan menjadi Interdimensional penyihir jahat!-

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P:Favorit Youtuber kamu?

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Itu Kamu!

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Kamu suka Pewdiepie?

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*ngga suka :v*

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Seperti yang tadi,Saya-

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BERANI BANGET LU NGOMONG ITU!

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Berani-

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GA!

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MENJIJIKAN!

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Dia ngga selucu iDubbbz.

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Itu Benar,Itu mungkin benar.

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Pewdiepie itu jahat!

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Mari kita tanya orang itu.

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Sesama warga.

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Apa pendapatnya tentang Pewdiepie!

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Youtube itu bahaya.

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Apa pendapatmu?

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Dia Homo

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Saya setuju 100%

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Pendapat bagus!

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Anda menonton Youtube?

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Youtube?
P:ya

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Tidak.

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Biarkan seperti itu.

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-Buzzfeed memenangkan hadiah perdamaian untuk genosida seluruh pria putih-

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Tuan Pewdiepie?

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Pewdiepi-

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Kami disini bersama-

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lol news

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kita-

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Kami suka.

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Untuk kamu.

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Kami menawarkan kamu kesempatan untuk mempertahankan dirimu.

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*hening*

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Sepertinya Pewdiepie tidak mau merespon.

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itu maksudnya dia berdosa!

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Aku mendapatkannya.

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Kameramen:Lu serius?

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Kameramen:Apa?

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*ketawa*

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-Jangan lupa buat like untuk memenangkan kartu hadiah amazon-

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*Ternyata selama ini dia Pewdiepie :o*

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‎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Apa kabar bros,namaku Pewdiepie!

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*hening*

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Gua gapunya ide....

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*Pewds memikirkan hidupnya*

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-Subittle 007SG&IlmiAbdan-