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停下你們手邊的事

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我需要你們幫我做一件事

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好了

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我不能出現在這裡

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不管你做什麼

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不要

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告訴

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MARZIA!!!

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喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔

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喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔

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喔齁齁

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喔齁齁齁齁

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這真的令人鼻血噴張

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好啦

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我必須挑選

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我要選一個女生來當我的螢幕錄影工作室員工

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我不清楚螢幕錄影工作室是什麼(所以到底是什麼?)

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(是在高潮幾點的WWW)

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但我要跟我的...

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女孩

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蒂法(太空戰士?)

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好啦

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所以我們得到了蒂芬妮

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YA~

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最棒的女孩

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然後我們把她放進這裡的螢幕錄影工作室...(快告訴我這到底是啥)

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...然後她會幫我們賺錢

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當個網路視訊辣妹

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沒什麼奇怪的咧!!

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為什麼...

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...為什麼這個工作室長得像Jacksepticeye?

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Jacksepticeye:各位的老婆早上好啊我是Jacksepticeye

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現在她在幫我們賺錢

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5摳

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蒂法,這不夠多啦

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同時我們必須去拍照

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才能獲得更多粉絲

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這讓我們獲得

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5個粉絲

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好啦,現在...

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要買技能,才能同時擁有2個女孩

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好啦所以我們要選Nikki

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Nadia

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還是Zoey?

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Zoey是出了什麼事?

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這裡不是<第五元素>Zoey你給我滾

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我們選Nadia,她可能是個人妖...

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但至少她看起來不像個Tumblr 宅女

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歐歐歐歐歐歐歐歐歐歐歐

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WOW

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吼,這裡是不是越來越熱了?

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我在流汗嗎?

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好啦讓我們選另一個女孩

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我們有Sarah

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她有...

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肥屁屁

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喔齁(又在高潮XD)

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我們還有Audrey

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她是青少年

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最後是 Lailani,她是亞洲人

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喔喔喔

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啊~啊超夏威夷的

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為什麼我這麼沉迷這個遊戲?

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這基本上就像點餅乾遊戲

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但我還是超沉迷

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好啦現在我們可以看看我們的紛絲

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我們的粉絲喜歡 肥屁屁

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我可以理解

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所以我覺得我們應該多加入些肥屁屁女孩

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我做的好嗎?

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我做的好嗎~~~~~~~~~~~?

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你做的超好

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Sarah...

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是個沉迷動漫文化還認為自己是一個日本人並把自己取名為Suki

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她是最糟的,但她在奇怪的方面來說還是有點正

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好了我們需要招募新血

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肥屁屁

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我們必須選擇肥屁屁

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肥屁屁是未來的商機

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好了...現在...我討厭這樣做

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但我們必須替換掉我們的首席婊子

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蒂法!

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我們...是肥屁屁工作室

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她拉了好多粉絲

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那天殺的可愛...

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可愛女孩,老兄

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我正在享受我的人生...你們給我閉嘴

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去弄個肥屁屁

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然後我們才能協商

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如果我上了天堂,我想要...讓這個遊戲成為我的人生

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好啦,我們的粉絲們喜歡什麼呢?

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他們超愛肥屁屁

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我們要賺大錢了!

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我們要變得超有錢了!

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現在我們可以幫我們的螢幕錄影工作室打廣告

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放屁蛋糕...(要用英文查Cake farting 是A的記得開無痕查)

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別去查放屁蛋糕(對不起我查了)

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完全不值得

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聽著,我們有肥屁屁所以我們當然也會在蛋糕上放屁

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你他媽以為這裡是在做什麼生意的?

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如果你不肯做放屁蛋糕

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你就出局了!!!

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我很慶幸自己是在看著這個螢幕而不是看錄製的螢幕

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那..那是我比較喜歡的方式,謝謝大家的支持

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我的榮幸

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好

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我們可以買肛栓

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好啦,誰該獲得肛栓呢?

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這是史上最好的遊戲啊!!!

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好,動漫宅女孩可以得到肛栓

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WOOOOOOOW

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不管...

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不管是誰創造出這個遊戲的,他一定是個他媽的天才

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好了我們有...噢LILLIAN我超愛她

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等等,所以我可以把我的女孩送去...

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sleazy摩鐵

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WOW

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做得好,遊戲

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你繼續讓我驚嘆

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我們可以用放屁蛋糕

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好吧讓我們使用放屁蛋糕

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噢噢我們來讓這個拉丁女孩...

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做些放屁蛋糕

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太讚了

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她超愛

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讓我們投資放屁蛋糕

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看在上帝的份上別告訴MARZIA放屁蛋糕的事情

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痾痾痾痾  JESSIE!!!

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嗚嗚嗚~~

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YA~~~~~~

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我的老天

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太神啦

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ㄋㄟㄋㄟ讚

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好啦現在...讓我們引進...

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被禁止的洞洞,菊花

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喔天啊她在sleazy摩鐵賺了一堆錢

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Nadia再來一次

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好

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她是俄羅斯人她OK的

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她得到了淋病

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看看我

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我根本一團糟

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我有什麼問題?

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有女朋友了!!!

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繼~~續~~點~~

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我點的不夠快!

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我點的她媽的不夠快啊~~

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我不敢相信世界上最煩人的女孩...

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得到最多粉絲

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我超沉迷這款遊戲,這很可悲但是我超愛

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噢噢我們得到RENEE

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她有肥屁屁!

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她說什麼?

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無尾熊?(萌萌的)

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無尾熊(好萌)

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天啊我點到好煩!!!

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這遊戲超糟糕而且還有性別歧視,我恨它

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它毀了我的人生

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我放棄

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發生什麼事?

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三小?!

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你在跟我開玩笑嗎?

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這根本是隨機發生的啊!!

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我才不是什麼A級皮條客

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三小啦?!

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好吧沒差

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(爽了齁?)

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沒差了反正我可以看到蒂法

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最好的遊戲

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我覺得這遊戲

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深深地改變了我

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這不是原本的我

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吼,我在騙誰啊?

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你下次最好讓你的屁屁更閃亮,蒂芬妮!!!