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Hey! How's it going bro's.

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My name is PewDiePie.

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Today, I'm gonna bake

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with

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someone very special

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My GF.

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Marzia!!!

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*claps* Clap it up everybody!

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It's Marzia!!!!

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M: Ciao!

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P:Ch- Ciao...eh Marzia?

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P: Come va? (How's it going?)
M: Ciao!

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M: Come va? (How's it going? )

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P: Finally we haven't cooked in so long.

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M; I know!

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M: Normally we do it on my channel

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P: We always do it on your channel

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but todayyyyyy....

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Special day!!

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Cooking on my channel

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with Marzia

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and may I say: You look very beautiful today

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*Brad shows nips* P: No!

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*both laugh*

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M: Thank you

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P: Excellent

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M: I put extra effort in

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because I knew I would be on the channel

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with the bro's

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P: Marzia, Thank you for caring about the bro's

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*awkward silence*

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M: Kiss me

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*Brad laughs*

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P:We'll do it-- We'll do it after the video

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when we're done making

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THE TRANSFORMERS CUPCAKE

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M: Tranformers was my favourite

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*both disagree*

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M: When I was a child, I used to

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watch it in Italia

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P: No

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*Marzia going insane*

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P: Okay, okay, okay

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but it's my favourite

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M: My childhood was...

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important too.

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M: Why am I American?

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P: I dont know

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*Brad laughs*

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P: I have alot of questions

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But............

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P: SO why don't you instruct us how you

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cook. Because you're

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Marzia

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and you always make such delicious cake for me

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M: OKAY!

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Well, when you're

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making Transformer

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P: Yea
M: You want it to

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nice and fresh

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for your

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lover

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P: What do you mean?

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M: So that they can eat it off

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of your body

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P: OKAY!

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M: At the end of the video

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P: At the end of the video, we're gonna do that?

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OKAY!?

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*both laugh*

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P: It's pre-mixed

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so we don't even have to do anything

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M: Here's some gravel

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from the ground

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some dirt

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OKAY!

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P: Okay

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M: Italiana

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*something in Italian*

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P: You know I love when you speak Italian

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Marzia

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M: What you need is an egg

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P: An egg?

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M: I have very fertile eggs

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B: Go away, Marzia!

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You're not allowed to see this

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*soothes his irritation*

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P: Why don't we crack it together?

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as a symbol of our child

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*mumbles* that we never had

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*try to crack egg*

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M: Great job!!

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*Pewds laughs*

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M: I don't think this is the right thing to crack it on

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P: just!

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There you go

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M: Omg!

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*both laughing*

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M: I am so scared

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Both: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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M: That was super effective

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P: OMg

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M: Here

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I don't know what to with this

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*both laugh*

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P: Do we put this now?

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M: I guess so..yea

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P: Wait this one...

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This is the bicomin

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and this is the icing

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M:Ohh

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P: But they look identical

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M: Both?
P: Let's just put both...yea

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P: See what happens

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M: I'll have the icing

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P: Ohh

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M: Sooo

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once you have added that

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Both: butter!

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M: In Italia, we call it

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El Butteria

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P: El what?

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M: El Butteria

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P: Sorry what?

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M: El-- Say after me

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*Pewds tries to pronounce the word*

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M: You have to go

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really high

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*Pewds laughs*

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M: EL BUTTERIA!!

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P: El BUTTERIAAA!!!

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P: Sorry..no?

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P: Alright...good enough

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Alright fine

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How much butter should we put?

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M: All of it!

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P: All of it? Okay

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M: This is Italia

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P: This is I--

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Does that seem a little too much?

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M: Yea

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P: Shouldn't we had melted it first?

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M: I don't know

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P: Hey Marzia, you are

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good at cooking. I don't understand

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You act so different today.

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It's almost like you're another person

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M: This is really hurtful and..

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*Marzia goes on. Pewds apologises to Marzia*

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P; I'm sorry, Marzia
M: To say this!

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Are you dreaming of other people?

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*argue*

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*Brad laughs* P: Just for the video

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Scissors is really- this is a

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really good life hack

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Yea...yea show the audience

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Wait.......

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M: I have been working on my London accent

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so I can fit in here

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really well

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P: Really, can I hear it?

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M: OYYYY!!! YOU SLAG (British for slut)!!! STIR IT!

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P: Wow

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M: What do you think

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P: I'm so turned on right now

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M: Pretty sexy, right?

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What you want to do is

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*something*

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*Pewds getting disgusted*

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P: EWw

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This is butter

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This is pure butter

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P: OHHH!! You got something on your nose

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M: Really?

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That's really romantic

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Will you get it off my nose?

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P: Yes, Of course

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B: That's your spit

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P: It's a little lose

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Just a little lose

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M: Like your mom!!

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P: You know you're not supposed to talk about my mother like that.

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*burps*

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P: How much?

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M: All of it!

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*both laugh*

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M: This is enough

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P: That's enough

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M: That's the perfect cookie shape

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P: Okay

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M: You see?

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M: Like a- Like a cowboy hat

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P: It looks like a cowboy hat!

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and now we put it in the oven

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M: Yes

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For 15 minutes

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P: 15 minutes!

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What should we do for 15 minutes?

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*pewds laughs*

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*MOANING!?*

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P: That was amazing

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M: Was it the best sex you have ever had?

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P:  Everytime with you is the best

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Both: OHMYGOD!

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P: It's so nice!

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M: It looks like real cookie

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P: It looks like a cowboy hat

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M: It actually kind of does

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M: Why don't you have that camera man again?

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You normally have that slave boy

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M: He did things for not paying

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P: I don't like him anymore!

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M: Why?

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P: He's just not attractive

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M: I think he is pretty hot

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M: Are we actually eating it?

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P: I don't know

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M: I don't know either

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P: There's no taste here

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P: It's a little stuck

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A little stuck

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Oh wow! It comes off just like a real cookie!

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M: Wooow

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M: Do you break it like spagetti?

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*Pewds laughs*

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M: That's how you get it up in the Italia

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*Marzia praying in Italian*

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P: mmmmmmm

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P: mmmmmmm

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P: That is good!

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Wow!

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Spagetti cookie!!

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WITH MARZIA

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M: Spagetti cookie!!

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P: You're so good at this

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M: Thank you

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Eat this

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P: Why don't we?

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M: It's really strange

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cause

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I have never tasted anything

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that tastes like this

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in- How old am I?

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Real Marzia: 24

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M: In my 24 years of life

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P: Who were you talking to?

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Real Marzia: Felix!

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Who are you talking to?

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P: But- I thought

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you were

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How did you?

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How did this happen?

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Who am I?

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M: Want it?

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P: I already touched it

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M: Squeeze it!!

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with your mouth

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*both laugh*