Hey! How's it going bro's.
My name is PewDiePie.
Today, I'm gonna bake
with
someone very special
My GF.
Marzia!!!
*claps* Clap it up everybody!
It's Marzia!!!!
M: Ciao!
P:Ch- Ciao...eh Marzia?
P: Come va? (How's it going?) M: Ciao!
M: Come va? (How's it going? )
P: Finally we haven't cooked in so long.
M; I know!
M: Normally we do it on my channel
P: We always do it on your channel
but todayyyyyy....
Special day!!
Cooking on my channel
with Marzia
and may I say: You look very beautiful today
*Brad shows nips* P: No!
*both laugh*
M: Thank you
P: Excellent
M: I put extra effort in
because I knew I would be on the channel
with the bro's
P: Marzia, Thank you for caring about the bro's
*awkward silence*
M: Kiss me
*Brad laughs*
P:We'll do it-- We'll do it after the video
when we're done making
THE TRANSFORMERS CUPCAKE
M: Tranformers was my favourite
*both disagree*
M: When I was a child, I used to
watch it in Italia
P: No
*Marzia going insane*
P: Okay, okay, okay
but it's my favourite
M: My childhood was...
important too.
M: Why am I American?
P: I dont know
*Brad laughs*
P: I have alot of questions
But............
P: SO why don't you instruct us how you
cook. Because you're
Marzia
and you always make such delicious cake for me
M: OKAY!
Well, when you're
making Transformer
P: Yea M: You want it to
nice and fresh
for your
lover
P: What do you mean?
M: So that they can eat it off
of your body
P: OKAY!
M: At the end of the video
P: At the end of the video, we're gonna do that?
OKAY!?
*both laugh*
P: It's pre-mixed
so we don't even have to do anything
M: Here's some gravel
from the ground
some dirt
OKAY!
P: Okay
M: Italiana
*something in Italian*
P: You know I love when you speak Italian
Marzia
M: What you need is an egg
P: An egg?
M: I have very fertile eggs
B: Go away, Marzia!
You're not allowed to see this
*soothes his irritation*
P: Why don't we crack it together?
as a symbol of our child
*mumbles* that we never had
*try to crack egg*
M: Great job!!
*Pewds laughs*
M: I don't think this is the right thing to crack it on
P: just!
There you go
M: Omg!
*both laughing*
M: I am so scared
Both: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
M: That was super effective
P: OMg
M: Here
I don't know what to with this
*both laugh*
P: Do we put this now?
M: I guess so..yea
P: Wait this one...
This is the bicomin
and this is the icing
M:Ohh
P: But they look identical
M: Both? P: Let's just put both...yea
P: See what happens
M: I'll have the icing
P: Ohh
M: Sooo
once you have added that
Both: butter!
M: In Italia, we call it
El Butteria
P: El what?
M: El Butteria
P: Sorry what?
M: El-- Say after me
*Pewds tries to pronounce the word*
M: You have to go
really high
*Pewds laughs*
M: EL BUTTERIA!!
P: El BUTTERIAAA!!!
P: Sorry..no?
P: Alright...good enough
Alright fine
How much butter should we put?
M: All of it!
P: All of it? Okay
M: This is Italia
P: This is I--
Does that seem a little too much?
M: Yea
P: Shouldn't we had melted it first?
M: I don't know
P: Hey Marzia, you are
good at cooking. I don't understand
You act so different today.
It's almost like you're another person
M: This is really hurtful and..
*Marzia goes on. Pewds apologises to Marzia*
P; I'm sorry, Marzia M: To say this!
Are you dreaming of other people?
*argue*
*Brad laughs* P: Just for the video
Scissors is really- this is a
really good life hack
Yea...yea show the audience
Wait.......
M: I have been working on my London accent
so I can fit in here
really well
P: Really, can I hear it?
M: OYYYY!!! YOU SLAG (British for slut)!!! STIR IT!
P: Wow
M: What do you think
P: I'm so turned on right now
M: Pretty sexy, right?
What you want to do is
*something*
*Pewds getting disgusted*
P: EWw
This is butter
This is pure butter
P: OHHH!! You got something on your nose
M: Really?
That's really romantic
Will you get it off my nose?
P: Yes, Of course
B: That's your spit
P: It's a little lose
Just a little lose
M: Like your mom!!
P: You know you're not supposed to talk about my mother like that.
*burps*
P: How much?
M: All of it!
*both laugh*
M: This is enough
P: That's enough
M: That's the perfect cookie shape
P: Okay
M: You see?
M: Like a- Like a cowboy hat
P: It looks like a cowboy hat!
and now we put it in the oven
M: Yes
For 15 minutes
P: 15 minutes!
What should we do for 15 minutes?
*pewds laughs*
*MOANING!?*
P: That was amazing
M: Was it the best sex you have ever had?
P: Everytime with you is the best
Both: OHMYGOD!
P: It's so nice!
M: It looks like real cookie
P: It looks like a cowboy hat
M: It actually kind of does
M: Why don't you have that camera man again?
You normally have that slave boy
M: He did things for not paying
P: I don't like him anymore!
M: Why?
P: He's just not attractive
M: I think he is pretty hot
M: Are we actually eating it?
P: I don't know
M: I don't know either
P: There's no taste here
P: It's a little stuck
A little stuck
Oh wow! It comes off just like a real cookie!
M: Wooow
M: Do you break it like spagetti?
*Pewds laughs*
M: That's how you get it up in the Italia
*Marzia praying in Italian*
P: mmmmmmm
P: That is good!
Wow!
Spagetti cookie!!
WITH MARZIA
M: Spagetti cookie!!
P: You're so good at this
M: Thank you
Eat this
P: Why don't we?
M: It's really strange
cause
I have never tasted anything
that tastes like this
in- How old am I?
Real Marzia: 24
M: In my 24 years of life
P: Who were you talking to?
Real Marzia: Felix!
Who are you talking to?
P: But- I thought
you were
How did you?
How did this happen?
Who am I?
M: Want it?
P: I already touched it
M: Squeeze it!!
with your mouth
*both laugh*