WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.400 Hey, how it's going bros, my name is PEWDIEPIE! 00:00:02.980 --> 00:00:04.900 Today, I'm gonna bake with.. 00:00:05.480 --> 00:00:07.240 Someone very special... 00:00:07.240 --> 00:00:08.520 My uh, GF: 00:00:09.040 --> 00:00:13.380 Marzia! Clap it up, everybody! It's Marzia! 00:00:13.380 --> 00:00:14.860 [Fake Marzia enters] 00:00:14.860 --> 00:00:15.640 CIAO! 00:00:15.640 --> 00:00:17.800 Pewds: Ciao! C-Ciao Marzia are you- Marzia: CIAO 00:00:17.800 --> 00:00:19.160 Marzia: Come va? (How's it going?) 00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:20.960 Pewds: Finally, we haven't cooked in so long.... 00:00:21.060 --> 00:00:21.880 Marzia: I know! 00:00:21.880 --> 00:00:23.360 Normally we do it on my channel 00:00:23.360 --> 00:00:25.560 Pewds: We always do it on your channel but today... 00:00:25.680 --> 00:00:27.020 Special day, *april 1st a.k.a. april fools is a very special day* 00:00:27.020 --> 00:00:29.440 cooking on my channel, with Marzia 00:00:29.440 --> 00:00:31.920 And may I say, you look, very beautiful today... 00:00:32.400 --> 00:00:32.900 Pewds: *awkwardly* No... 00:00:32.900 --> 00:00:34.420 *both laugh* 00:00:34.420 --> 00:00:35.320 M: Thank you 00:00:35.500 --> 00:00:36.100 P: Excellent! M: I put- 00:00:36.100 --> 00:00:40.240 M: -extra effort in because I knew that I would be on the channel with the "bRoS" 00:00:40.240 --> 00:00:42.240 "MaRzIa", thank you for caring about the bRos 00:00:42.620 --> 00:00:44.000 *awkward silence* 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:44.980 M: kee 00:00:44.980 --> 00:00:45.520 s me 00:00:45.520 --> 00:00:48.060 *Brad breaks character and laughs* 00:00:48.520 --> 00:00:50.520 P: We'll do it!... we'll do it after the video!! 00:00:50.520 --> 00:00:51.780 When we're done making.... 00:00:51.780 --> 00:00:53.980 THE TRANSFORMERS CUPCAKES!!!! 00:00:54.260 --> 00:00:56.260 M: Transformers was my favorite... 00:00:56.260 --> 00:00:58.040 P: Nonono, it's my... it's my.. M: ...in Italia! 00:00:58.260 --> 00:00:59.100 P: It's my favorite! 00:00:59.100 --> 00:01:01.680 M: When I was a child I used to watch it in Italia! 00:01:01.740 --> 00:01:02.240 P: ..no. 00:01:02.760 --> 00:01:03.260 P: It's my-! M: brO! 00:01:03.260 --> 00:01:05.260 P: It's... M: I usED TO WATCH IT IN ITALIA YOU NEED TO-- 00:01:05.260 --> 00:01:05.960 P: okay, Okay OKAY 00:01:06.240 --> 00:01:07.960 P: But it's my favorite, it's my own... 00:01:07.960 --> 00:01:09.300 M: MY CHILDHOOD WAS... 00:01:09.660 --> 00:01:10.780 ...important too! 00:01:10.780 --> 00:01:11.280 P: *sniffle laugh* 00:01:11.280 --> 00:01:12.540 P: Okay... M: WHY AM I AMERICAN?? (???) 00:01:12.540 --> 00:01:13.040 P: I don't know... 00:01:13.040 --> 00:01:15.040 *Brad breaks character again and laughs* 00:01:15.040 --> 00:01:17.040 P: I have a lot of questions about this... Brad: *laughs* 00:01:17.720 --> 00:01:19.720 P: So why don't you instruct us how you cook 00:01:19.720 --> 00:01:22.440 'Cause you're Marzia and you always make such delicious cake for me! 00:01:22.440 --> 00:01:22.940 M: Okay 00:01:22.940 --> 00:01:23.440 well 00:01:23.440 --> 00:01:25.440 When you making transformer (what does that even mean?) 00:01:25.440 --> 00:01:25.940 P: yeah..? 00:01:25.940 --> 00:01:28.420 M: You wanna (to?) make it nice and fresh... 00:01:28.820 --> 00:01:29.580 ...for your... 00:01:29.920 --> 00:01:30.520 ...lover... 00:01:30.520 --> 00:01:31.540 P: Whaddo you mean? ... 00:01:31.860 --> 00:01:34.380 M: ...So that he could eat it off of your body... (what) 00:01:34.380 --> 00:01:35.400 P: oooookay... 00:01:35.400 --> 00:01:36.160 M: ...At the end of the video! 00:01:36.160 --> 00:01:38.160 P: At the end we're gonna do that!!! okay!!! 00:01:38.160 --> 00:01:39.160 *laughing* 00:01:39.900 --> 00:01:42.760 It's pre-mixed so we don' even have to do anything (Marzia: Gravel, with some gravel) 00:01:44.260 --> 00:01:44.760 from the ground 00:01:44.760 --> 00:01:45.360 some dirt!! 00:01:46.100 --> 00:01:46.600 okay! 00:01:46.600 --> 00:01:47.100 m'kay 00:01:47.620 --> 00:01:48.120 ITALIA! 00:01:48.320 --> 00:01:51.400 *perfect Italian* 00:01:51.400 --> 00:01:53.620 Y'know I love when you speak Italian Marzia 00:01:53.960 --> 00:01:55.480 All you need is an egg!!! 00:01:55.480 --> 00:01:56.060 An egg?? 00:01:56.060 --> 00:01:58.060 I have very fertile eggs! 00:01:58.460 --> 00:01:59.620 *silence* 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:01.140 Go away Marzia!! (marzia laughing in the background) 00:02:01.460 --> 00:02:03.240 You're not allowed to see this! 00:02:03.240 --> 00:02:03.880 *clears voice* 00:02:03.880 --> 00:02:05.220 Why don't we crack it together? 00:02:05.220 --> 00:02:06.160 as a symbol 00:02:06.160 --> 00:02:07.120 of our child (??) 00:02:08.200 --> 00:02:09.880 [mumbling] That we'll never have 00:02:10.620 --> 00:02:11.360 *clank* 00:02:11.360 --> 00:02:12.440 gREAT JOB!!! 00:02:14.940 --> 00:02:16.020 *shows off how not cracked this egg is* 00:02:16.200 --> 00:02:18.380 I don't think this is the right thing to crack it on.. 00:02:18.380 --> 00:02:18.880 just... 00:02:19.480 --> 00:02:20.360 There you go! 00:02:21.200 --> 00:02:23.200 *tension* 00:02:23.320 --> 00:02:24.300 Oh MY gOD 00:02:24.300 --> 00:02:25.540 *laughing* 00:02:25.540 --> 00:02:26.460 I'm so scared!! 00:02:27.800 --> 00:02:28.300 *breaks* 00:02:28.300 --> 00:02:29.960 AAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!! 00:02:30.040 --> 00:02:32.040 That's like.... SUPER EFFECTIVE! 00:02:32.040 --> 00:02:32.820 OH MAY GAWD!! 00:02:32.880 --> 00:02:33.380 here 00:02:33.940 --> 00:02:35.800 I don't know what to do with this, I don't live here... 00:02:35.800 --> 00:02:37.120 *laughing* 00:02:37.120 --> 00:02:38.200 So do we put this now?? 00:02:38.200 --> 00:02:39.260 I guess so... I... 00:02:39.260 --> 00:02:39.980 wait... this one's 00:02:39.980 --> 00:02:40.640 they say: 00:02:40.640 --> 00:02:41.500 this is the biscuit mix 00:02:41.500 --> 00:02:42.440 and this is the icing 00:02:43.100 --> 00:02:43.620 oh. 00:02:43.620 --> 00:02:44.800 But they look identical! 00:02:45.280 --> 00:02:46.480 Let's do both, yeah... 00:02:46.480 --> 00:02:47.280 see what happens... 00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:48.500 I'll add the icing. 00:02:51.360 --> 00:02:51.860 So!!! 00:02:51.860 --> 00:02:53.000 Once you have everything 00:02:53.280 --> 00:02:54.280 Butter! (Felix: butter.) 00:02:54.280 --> 00:02:56.280 In italia we call it el butter-ia~ 00:02:57.100 --> 00:02:57.640 el what???? 00:02:57.640 --> 00:02:58.800 el butter-ia 00:02:59.860 --> 00:03:00.600 Sorry, what? 00:03:00.700 --> 00:03:01.900 el... say after me... 00:03:01.900 --> 00:03:02.400 el!! 00:03:02.920 --> 00:03:03.420 el 00:03:03.520 --> 00:03:04.020 butt 00:03:04.100 --> 00:03:04.600 butt 00:03:04.600 --> 00:03:05.100 eria!!!! 00:03:05.100 --> 00:03:05.640 el but... 00:03:05.960 --> 00:03:06.840 el butter-ia... 00:03:06.960 --> 00:03:08.380 you have to go pretty HIGH!!!! 00:03:08.380 --> 00:03:08.880 okay... 00:03:09.220 --> 00:03:10.540 EL BUTTER-IA!!!!!!!!! 00:03:11.700 --> 00:03:12.820 EL BUTTER-IA!! 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:14.060 is that.... 00:03:14.180 --> 00:03:14.680 no??? (marzia: neh) 00:03:14.680 --> 00:03:15.460 not good enough..? (marzia: eh) 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:16.600 alright.... fine. 00:03:16.900 --> 00:03:17.680 How much butter should we put? 00:03:18.140 --> 00:03:18.900 ALL OF IT!!!!! 00:03:18.940 --> 00:03:19.820 all of it?? k... 00:03:19.820 --> 00:03:20.880 THIS IS ITALIA!!!! 00:03:21.020 --> 00:03:21.920 this is how we... 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:22.580 doesn't... 00:03:22.580 --> 00:03:23.540 that seem a little much?? 00:03:24.280 --> 00:03:25.720 Should we have melted it first??? 00:03:25.720 --> 00:03:26.460 I don't know... 00:03:27.420 --> 00:03:28.720 Marzia, you are good at cooking! 00:03:28.720 --> 00:03:29.680 I don't understand.... 00:03:29.720 --> 00:03:30.900 You act so different today! 00:03:31.080 --> 00:03:33.080 It's almost like you're another person!! 00:03:33.700 --> 00:03:36.680 THIS IS REALLY HURTFUL AND HARMFUL TO THE RELATIONSHIP (+Felix trying to apologize) 00:03:36.680 --> 00:03:39.920 TO SAY THAT ARE YOU DREAMING OF OTHER PEOPLE IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP??? (Felix still trying to apologize 00:03:39.920 --> 00:03:45.840 YOU DONT CARE ABOUT THIS RELATIONSHIP YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE DO YOU WANT TO BE WITH SOMEONE ELSE [Felix still apologizing] 00:03:45.840 --> 00:03:47.960 WELL YOU CAN BE WITH SOMEONE ELSE *MUMBLING* 00:03:47.960 --> 00:03:49.520 Just for the video!! 00:03:50.200 --> 00:03:51.040 Scissors is really.... 00:03:51.040 --> 00:03:52.600 This is a really good life hack! 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:54.200 Yeah! Sh-show the audience! 00:03:54.200 --> 00:03:55.240 Wait you're scooping out of... 00:03:55.780 --> 00:03:58.100 I have been working on my London accent! 00:03:58.120 --> 00:04:00.120 So I can fit in here in England! 00:04:00.340 --> 00:04:01.060 Really? Can I hear it? 00:04:01.520 --> 00:04:02.020 "OOOyY!" 00:04:02.200 --> 00:04:02.900 "YOU SLAG!!!" 00:04:02.980 --> 00:04:03.820 "STIR IT!!!!" 00:04:04.860 --> 00:04:05.680 What do you think???? 00:04:05.680 --> 00:04:06.760 I'm so turned on right now... 00:04:06.760 --> 00:04:07.820 Pretty sexy right?? 00:04:08.200 --> 00:04:09.240 What you're gonna do is... 00:04:09.240 --> 00:04:11.240 use plain fine flour- *horrible screeching* 00:04:11.240 --> 00:04:17.860 INTENSE MIXING 00:04:19.140 --> 00:04:21.280 *sexy music* 00:04:21.280 --> 00:04:22.940 *laughing* 00:04:22.940 --> 00:04:23.600 eeeww 00:04:25.160 --> 00:04:25.660 ew... 00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:28.440 this is butter! this is pure butter! 00:04:28.800 --> 00:04:29.340 (It tastes gre-) 00:04:29.340 --> 00:04:30.860 OH YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR NOSE! 00:04:31.160 --> 00:04:31.700 OH REALLY?? 00:04:32.220 --> 00:04:33.560 Oh it's so romantic! 00:04:35.340 --> 00:04:36.820 Will you get it off my nose? 00:04:36.820 --> 00:04:37.940 yes of course... 00:04:38.460 --> 00:04:41.480 *sexy music, again* 00:04:42.040 --> 00:04:43.060 (brad breaks character) That's your spit! 00:04:44.640 --> 00:04:45.580 It's a little loose! 00:04:46.060 --> 00:04:46.980 Just a little loose! 00:04:46.980 --> 00:04:48.040 LIKE YO MOM! 00:04:48.840 --> 00:04:51.360 you know you're not supposed to talk about my mother like that.... 00:04:51.360 --> 00:04:53.040 [silence] 00:04:53.040 --> 00:04:53.540 *burps* -_- 00:04:53.760 --> 00:04:54.380 How much? 00:04:55.480 --> 00:04:56.280 all of it 00:04:56.280 --> 00:04:59.340 *laughing* 00:04:59.660 --> 00:05:00.440 This is enough! 00:05:00.500 --> 00:05:01.000 That's enough! 00:05:01.260 --> 00:05:02.400 The perfect cookie shape! 00:05:02.560 --> 00:05:03.240 m'kay.. 00:05:04.040 --> 00:05:04.740 You see? 00:05:05.220 --> 00:05:06.760 Okay, a cowboy hat 00:05:06.760 --> 00:05:08.180 It looks like a cowboy hat!! 00:05:08.180 --> 00:05:09.840 And now we... put it in the oven! 00:05:10.160 --> 00:05:10.660 Yes. 00:05:11.280 --> 00:05:12.280 For fifteen minutes! 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:13.720 Fifteen minutes! 00:05:14.080 --> 00:05:16.400 What should we do in... for fifteen minutes? 00:05:16.960 --> 00:05:21.060 *awkward silence* *slowly shows boobs* 00:05:21.600 --> 00:05:23.800 *laughing and crying at the same time* *Felix being shoved closer to them boobs* 00:05:24.280 --> 00:05:27.220 *sexy music.... yet again* 00:05:28.760 --> 00:05:29.940 UHHHHHH 00:05:30.940 --> 00:05:32.520 That was AMAZING -_- 00:05:32.760 --> 00:05:34.760 WAS IT THE BEST SEX YOU'VE EVER HAD??? 00:05:37.800 --> 00:05:39.460 Every time with you is the best. 00:05:39.820 --> 00:05:41.820 OH MY GOOOOD 00:05:42.880 --> 00:05:45.140 IT'S SOO NICEE 00:05:45.140 --> 00:05:47.140 It looks like a real cookie! 00:05:47.140 --> 00:05:48.440 It looks like a cowboy hat! 00:05:48.440 --> 00:05:50.360 It actually kinda does... 00:05:50.460 --> 00:05:54.180 Why don't you have a camera man today? Normally you have that slave boy.. 00:05:54.920 --> 00:05:55.420 Yeah but.. 00:05:55.420 --> 00:05:57.560 You forced him to do things for no pay with... 00:05:57.560 --> 00:05:58.600 I don't like him anymore! 00:05:59.600 --> 00:06:00.640 ...why? 00:06:01.260 --> 00:06:02.380 he's just not attractive.. 00:06:02.440 --> 00:06:04.140 I think he's pretty hot! owo 00:06:04.800 --> 00:06:06.280 Are we actually eating it?? 00:06:06.280 --> 00:06:07.400 I don't know... 00:06:07.400 --> 00:06:09.820 I don't know either... (there's no texture!) 00:06:09.940 --> 00:06:10.440 It's... 00:06:10.680 --> 00:06:12.360 It's a little stuck.. it's... 00:06:12.980 --> 00:06:14.840 just a lil' stuck... 00:06:14.880 --> 00:06:17.280 Oh wow, it comes off just like a real cookie! 00:06:17.300 --> 00:06:20.540 wooww, if you break it like it's a spaghetti!! (???) 00:06:20.540 --> 00:06:21.880 *laughing* 00:06:21.920 --> 00:06:23.820 That how you get it off in Italia!!! 00:06:24.200 --> 00:06:25.820 sebe b-be samicia (wtf) 00:06:28.480 --> 00:06:29.260 mmmmm..... 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:31.640 mMMMMM 00:06:32.100 --> 00:06:33.740 That is goooooooooooood! 00:06:34.520 --> 00:06:35.020 wow! 00:06:35.160 --> 00:06:36.240 Spaghetti cookie!! 00:06:36.580 --> 00:06:37.780 With Marzia!! (Spaghetti cookie..!) 00:06:37.780 --> 00:06:38.840 You're so good at this! 00:06:39.480 --> 00:06:40.180 Thank you 00:06:40.180 --> 00:06:41.420 Hey! Why don't we... 00:06:42.920 --> 00:06:46.720 *sexy music!! again!!* 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:50.340 It's really strange, cause I have never tasted anything that tastes like this 00:06:50.860 --> 00:06:53.300 In... how old am I? 00:06:53.300 --> 00:06:55.080 in my 24 years of life! 00:06:55.080 --> 00:06:55.940 Wait, who are you talking to? 00:06:56.720 --> 00:06:57.220 Felix! 00:06:57.720 --> 00:06:58.520 Who are you talking to? 00:07:01.200 --> 00:07:02.740 But.... I thought... 00:07:02.740 --> 00:07:03.620 you were.. 00:07:07.840 --> 00:07:08.640 How did you??? 00:07:10.260 --> 00:07:11.160 How did this happen? 00:07:14.760 --> 00:07:15.480 Who am I???? 00:07:16.780 --> 00:07:17.640 HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH 00:07:23.200 --> 00:07:24.940 I already touched it and I don't wanna.... 00:07:25.020 --> 00:07:25.660 SQUEEZE IT 00:07:26.920 --> 00:07:28.200 WITH YOUR MOUUUUTH 00:07:28.620 --> 00:07:29.420 *laughing* 00:07:29.420 --> 00:07:30.380 *brad laughs* felix: hhhhh