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嗨!兄弟們近日過得如何.

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我是pewdiepie.

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今天我要和

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一位非常特別的來賓

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來烘培

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我女朋友.

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Marzia!!!

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*掌聲響起來*大家鼓掌歡迎!

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是Marzia!!!!

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L：操！

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P:ㄘ..操...呃 Marzia?

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P:接下來? M:操!

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M:叫我ㄘㄠ

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P:這麼久了我們好久都沒有一起做料理.

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M:我知道!

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M:通常是在我的頻道上做烘焙

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P:我們通常在你的頻道上做烘焙

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不過 今天

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特別的一天!!

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在我的影片上烹飪

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與Marzia

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而且我想說:你今天看起來特別漂釀

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*Brad秀出他的草莓0//0* P:不!

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*兩葛人都笑了*

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M:謝謝你

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P：優秀

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M:我付出很多努力

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因為我知道我身在影片裡

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心和大家同在

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P：Marzia，感謝你對大家的在意

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*尷尬的沉默*

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L：吻我

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*Brad笑*

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P：我們待會親- - 我們錄完影片後親

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等到我們完成

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變形金剛杯子蛋糕

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L：人家最喜歡變形金剛惹

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*不同意雙方*

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M：當我還是個孩子，我總是

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在意大利看這個卡通

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P：沒有

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*M發神經*

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P：好吧，好吧，好吧

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但它是我最喜歡的

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L：在我的童年......

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也很重要的。

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M：為什麼我這麼美國人？

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P：我不知道

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*Brad笑*

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P：我有很多的問題，

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但............

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P：那麼，為什麼你不教我們如何

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烘焙。因為你是

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Marzia

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而你總是做出許多美味的蛋糕給我吃

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L：好呀！

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那麼，當你

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製作變形金剛

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P：是的
M：你想讓它

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好吃還有新鮮

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獻給你的

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愛人

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P：你的意思是？

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M：那他們可以吃掉

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你的身體

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P：好吧！

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M：在影片的結尾

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M：在影片的結尾，我們要幹嘛？

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好的！？

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*都笑*

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P：這已經混和好了

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所以我們甚至不用做任何事情

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M：下面是一些碎石

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來自地面

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一些污垢

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好的！

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P：好吧

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L：意大利

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*幾句意語*

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警：你知道，我很喜歡你說義大利語

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Marzia

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M：你需要的是一個雞蛋

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P：一個雞蛋？

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M：我有非常營養的雞蛋

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B：走開，(本尊版)Marzia！

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你不能看到這個

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*舒緩一下情緒*

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P：為什麼我們不一起敲破蛋殼嗎？

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作為我們孩子的榜樣

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* 咕噥聲 *

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*嘗試打破雞蛋*

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M:好樣的!!

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* Pewds笑*

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M:我覺得不是這樣敲蛋殼的

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P:但是！

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去吧

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M：OMG！

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*笑開懷*

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M：我很害怕

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兩人：ㄟㄟㄟㄟㄟㄟㄟㄟ！

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M：這樣超級有效耶

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P：我的天呀

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M：給你

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我不知道這個該怎麼收拾

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*都笑*

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P：我們現在要放這個？

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M：我想是吧..yea

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P：等等 這一個...

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這是麵粉

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而這是糖霜

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L：喔

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P：但是他們看起來完全相同

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M：這兩個？
P：那我們把這兩個...嗯啊

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P：看看會發生什麼

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M：我有糖霜

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P：喔

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M：所以

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一旦你添加這個

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異口同聲：奶油！

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M：在意大利，我們稱它為

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El Butteria

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P：El甚麼？

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M:El Butteria

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P：抱歉 什麼？

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M:El--跟著我說一遍

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* Pewds試圖發音*

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M：你必須要

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發出很高的音調

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* Pewds笑*

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M：EL BUTTERIA！

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P：El BUTTERIAAA！

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P：抱歉..不對嗎？

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P：好吧......不夠好

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好吧

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我們應該要放多少奶油？

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M：所有der！

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P：全部嗎？好的

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M：這是意大利式做法

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P：哦這樣...

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這是奶油是不是有點多了？

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M：是啊

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P：我們不應該先融化它嗎？

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M：我不知道

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P：嘿Marzia，你是

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擅長烹飪的。我不明白

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你今天的廚藝怎麼如此不同。

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這幾乎就像你是另外一個人

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M：這樣講很傷人而且..

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*Marzia要繼續嚶嚶嚶。 Pewds馬上道歉安撫馬爾斯*

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P：對不起，馬爾斯
M：說到這個！

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你是夢見其他人嗎？

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*小倆口爭論ing*

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*Brad笑* P：節目效果啦

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剪刀真的是-這真是一個

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真正的生活好幫手

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是啊...給觀眾展示看看

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等等.......

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M：我一直發出我的倫敦口音

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所以我可以用在這裡

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非常適合

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P：真的，我能聽聽看嗎？

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M：小子！好好攪拌！

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P：哇

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M：你怎麼看

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P：我現在興奮起來惹

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M：蠻性感的，對不對？

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你要做的事情就是

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*教學ing*

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* Pewds越來越反感*

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P：EWW

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這是奶油

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這是純奶油

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P：嘔噢嘔！你鼻子上有東西

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M：真的嗎？

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這是真正的浪漫

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你可以把它從我的鼻子上清掉嗎？

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P：好的，當然

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B：那是你嘔吐物

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P：這好像有點失敗

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只是有一點點失敗

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M：像你媽!!

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P：你知道你不應該那樣談論我的媽媽。

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*還打嗝*

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P：倒多少？

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M：哦好療育！

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*都笑*

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M：這是不夠

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P：這就夠了

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M：那是完美的餅乾形狀

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P：好吧

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M：你看到了什麼？

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M：像...像一頂牛仔帽

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P：它看起來像一個牛仔帽！

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現在我們把它放在烤箱

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M：是的

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烤15分鐘

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P：15分鐘！

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這15分鐘我們要做甚麼？

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* pewds笑*

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*呻吟！？*

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P：這真美好啊

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M：這是不是你過去以來最好的愛愛經驗？

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P：每次跟你都是最好的

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兩個人：我的天哪！

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P：這真是太棒了！

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M：它看起來像真的餅乾

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病人：它看起來像一個牛仔帽

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M：它實際上是一種餅乾

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M：你為什麼不再找攝影師拍攝？

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你通常都有一個奴隸男孩

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M：還不用支付他薪水

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P：我不喜歡他了！

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M：為什麼呢？

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P：他只是沒有吸引力

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M：我是覺得他蠻可口啦

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M：我們真的要吃這個嗎？

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P：我不知道

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M：我也不知道

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P：這吃起來沒有味道

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P：這有點黏住烘焙紙

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有點小卡

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哇哦！他像一個真正的餅乾分開了！

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M：挖嗚嗚嗚

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M：你要破壞他像破壞通心粉一樣？

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* Pewds笑*

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M：這就是意式分離法

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*Marzia用意語謝飯禱告*

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P：MMMMMMM

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P：MMMMMMM

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P：還不錯吃！

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哇！

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通心粉餅乾！

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和 Marzia

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M：通心粉餅乾！

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P：你真的很擅長烘焙呢

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M：謝謝你

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吃這個

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P：我們為什麼不？

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M：這真是奇怪

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因為

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我從來沒有吃過任何東西

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味道像這樣

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在 - 我多大了？

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正妻Marzia：24

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M：我24年人生裡

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P：你在跟誰說話？

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正妻Marzia：Felix！

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你在跟誰說話？

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P：但是......我想

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你之前是

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你是怎麼？

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這怎麼發生的？

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我是誰？

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M：想要嗎？

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P：我已經摸到了

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M：擠它！

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用你的嘴

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*笑好笑滿*