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(Pewds imitating jacksepticeye)
Top of the morning to ya laddies.

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Today, it's the only sunny day that we would ever get in UK.

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So I decided

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I'm just gonna vlog it

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and take some time off from the COMPUTER

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I'm also wearing shorts.

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I know

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Very nice

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Marzia have been wanted to buy uhh one of those kiddie pools

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for a long time and I'm kind of like that's a bit trashy, but it sounds fun

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Marzia: Excuse me?!

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So we're gonna buy a pool today

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to really enjoy the British summer

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For those of you who don't know. This is my temporary setup

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I'm a- are kind of like summer location and this is pretty much the same setup I have

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As I brought to Japan. It all fits in a- in a suitcase

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Setup tour~

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This is the...

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this is the camera I got in Japan.

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uh- this one is 4k so which is why sometimes you see all my pores

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*giggles*

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In case anyone is curious

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this is for the sound.

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Usually you see every Youtuber ever have like the squares on the wall

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The thing is you have to spray those with like this is glue and I used to have that in my old setup

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They don't go away from the wall

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If you ever put them on the wall once

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They're gonna be there forever, and I'm like, I don't want to do that again

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So you just get these babies

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Look who it is? (EDGAR!)

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How are you sleeping in this bed?

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Awwww <3

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Edgar: I wuv u, Felix

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and I wuv ur penis

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You guys wanna see something cute?

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Edgar: Oh yeah, film me

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No. Not you, Edgar.

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Come here

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Thank you, Maya. For cleaning

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(laughs)

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Byee!

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Awwww~ I'm sorry

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sorry

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*bonding moment with Maya*

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*Edgar interrupts*

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Hey, look who always wants attention.

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Just found the vacuum. How the hell did it get there?

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(Cyberlife, Pewds. The androids are ALIVE)

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Which one should we get?

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Marzia: That's maybe the only option

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I think that's fine, honestly
-What is this?

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nah

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What about the gladiator game?

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No, but there was one thing

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This looks so bad

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(water balloons)

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Okay, we can get this

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Marzia: Yeah?

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Oh my god. Marzia, you just made a mess

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*tries to tidy it*

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*makes it worse*
 Oh my god!

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It's gonna be me and you

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Marzia: uh-hmm

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Can't wait

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Marzia: Me and Edgie and Puga (Maya)

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Oh my god, guys.
Please

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relax

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*kiddie pool abuse*

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I forgot to buy a pump.

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You're gonna help me blow Edgar? 
*Edgar: intense panting*

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I even remember in the shop, I need to buy a pump 
(nice job Poods)

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*Blows hard*

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*Blow some more* (Swedish Bane)

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Okay, so what if I fill the waterbed- I mean this water thing with water?

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HmmMmmMmmm

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You know Bill Gates has the famous quote that he'd rather hire

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lazy people

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cause they'll figure out a smart solution to a

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problem.

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This is how we do it

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem.
 As you can see

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Marzia, we have a problem (you just said NO PROBLEM)

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marzia: yeah?

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We have a problem the robot. Shoosh! Go away! 
Marzia: Oh NOOOOO

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*hits Pewds*

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Go somewhere else

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Okay, you do the camerawork.

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Oh god, it's coming back. It's back for vengeance

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Please don't hurt me

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Honestly, I'm scared. 
(My name is Connor. I'm the android sent by Cyberlife.)

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Yeah, that's right. Oh, no.
Don't pick up the... Ok, stop

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Why swim in the water when you can swim around the water? (million dollar idea here)

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Marzia (Uh-hmm?) I just discovered something

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*flips kiddie pool*

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This time...hahaha
(good job Pewds)

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What is this? (What?) Why is there a hole there?

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So, ah yes, I may have been blowing inside the hole that's meant to release the water...

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Whatever

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(Intense blowing)

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(Group blowing)

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(More blowing)

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Sure glad Bill Gates is watching.

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Let's build it up, baby

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Don't you dare

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(The queen giggles)

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(wets The King of nine year olds)

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*slides close*

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NO.

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So Edgar is terrified of water

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But if it, I think he's just scared of waves

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Is this is your favorite song?

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Yup

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(hype song starts playing)

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I feel good about me

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(DANCE PARTY!)

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It's so good (The queen approves)

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Stop it!

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Okay, we're gonna even the odds a little bit

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Do you think it's a bad idea to put boiling water?

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Should be fine

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(ohh so muscular)

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You know, Youtubers, they flex with their pools

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*continues pouring hot water*

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...This is what I got

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Ohhhhh, so nice

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Put um- more water please

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LeEpic prank on girlfriend time. This is gonna be lit guys. Oh my god

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That's pretty neat. Look at that

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Like little titties.

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That's pretty cool actually. Look at that

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Look at that

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*proceeds to drop one*

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AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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You.. B-eehhh (family friendly Felix, guys)

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*Marzia shrieks*

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*evil laugh*

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I have all the ammo you know. (Marzia: You hit me!)
Did I hit you?

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How?

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I hit your butt? (Yeah) 
Oh, I got the title for this video now.

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Hey, Maya -No...

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Hey, Maya. (No...) Oh, she doesn't see any more. She's getting more blind.

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HEY MAYA *fake throws water balloon*

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Okay, catch. *throws*

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*explodes*

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Pff-hahahaHAHA

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Is it hard? (that's what she said) You're usually really good at catching

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Marzia: It's very s-

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slippery? *perfect catch*

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no no No NO NO!

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Oh wow, it's so hard (ehehehehe *wiggles eyebrows*)

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(Pewds trying to juggle his responsibilities like-)

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Ok. The water should be a lot hotter now

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Yeah, it's pretty nice actually

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We're doing a-

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(Oh, it's nice!) I told you

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We're doing a photo shoot for Maritza.

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What's your name again? 
-Yup

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Mat-sa-sas? (wtf)

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*pops*

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You know, I was the number one goal keeper

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*catches*

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(Edgar dies)

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[ W A S T E D ]

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(Dying walrus)

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My child, my cherished (some Swedish word)

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Edgar loves the water so much 
*Edgar whines*

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Right, Edgar?

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(Edgar: Let go of me you peasant)

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*slowly lowers Edgar*

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He's looking for an escape

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Awwwww :3

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(Swedish) Good boy Edgar

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That's not too bad

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Yeah

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It's's not too bad (Papa Poods on duty)

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(Swedish again) Good boy Edgar

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Wanna get Maya as well?

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Destiny is merciless

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awwwww <3

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She floats. She's so fat oh wait (Excuse me?)

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Good girl

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Good girl

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She doesn't mind

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*in a cute voice* You're so cute

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Edgar, you wanna go in again?

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*Intense panting* (Edgar: NO)

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*in Stitch voice* I don't like it one bit. 
Get me out

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(they're like a family. so cute <3)

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Oh my god, he's crazy. What is he doing?

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Got you now~

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*adorable Edgar sneeze*

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Edgar: What is happening?

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Okay, slow-mo shot. This is gonna be epic, guys

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[brought to you by Slo Mo Guys]

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[intense action]

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[balloon popping]

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[Majestic]

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[Sensational]

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[Expectation Fail]

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You can't tell but I'm so incredibly sunburned.

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I feel it

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*hisses in pain*

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Very nice, very nice. Oh, yeah.

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Ohhhh yeah.

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I don't know- albino bug

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or is it just painted to the wall?

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I've never seen that

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I can't believe you notice that.
(to the bug) you're such a- creep

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Ok. Alright, buddy

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Alright. Ok. Ok. Alright

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[Capture Success]

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I feel like- What do you do? 
Just let it go?

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(Marzia approves)

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[iS tHiS a pIgEoN?] (insert overused meme)

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He's not a very good flyer

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Adventures with Pewdiepie and Marzia 
(and you're watching Disney Channel)

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Bug catching

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Marzia, do you think I'm able to put on the wall?

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[hype song]

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In case you're wondering it's going- it's going great.

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It's going so good. Marzia thinks it's not straight

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Well

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Not everything in life is perfect. Okay, and that's not my fault.

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I messed up guys, I messed up.

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Alright. TV on the wall

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Haters will say it's Photoshop

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What do you think Edgar?

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Edgar: Someone please adopt me

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If you guys ever need help to hook up your TV

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I do installments

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YouTube revenue...

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It's very low, please guys. So any tip, will greatly be appreciated

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I'm willing to travel

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across country

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install your TV for a cheap price

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of 399

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We've officially peaked in this vlog.

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It's not gonna get any more interesting than me putting up a television.

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There's nothing to vlog

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(Sh!t running out of content)

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I'll probably do some reading. Reading Starship Troopers

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It's really good. It's nothing like the movie, but I really like it.

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Good old relaxing day off. Thank you for joining me

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I hope you enjoyed this VLOG if you want more vlogs, you know what you got to do

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You know what you got to do. You got a thumbs down this video everybody. That's right

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We do opposite style on this channel

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We're edgy. We're cool. We're hip.

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Please like the video, please. I'm just jo- *Brad cuts the video*