WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.000 You may have heard the news. 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:02.980 00:00:02.980 --> 00:00:03.940 That's right! 00:00:03.940 --> 00:00:04.880 [Dramatic pause] 00:00:04.880 --> 00:00:06.560 I'm broke. 00:00:06.760 --> 00:00:09.180 But thanks to many fellow patreons, 00:00:09.180 --> 00:00:09.680 00:00:09.680 --> 00:00:13.080 We managed to gather four thousand dollars. 00:00:13.740 --> 00:00:14.640 To help... 00:00:14.840 --> 00:00:15.740 myself! (you're welcome pewds) 00:00:16.040 --> 00:00:17.560 Although for legal reasons, 00:00:18.340 --> 00:00:19.940 I couldn't keep any of the money... 00:00:20.320 --> 00:00:22.800 which means, I'm back on square zero! 00:00:23.340 --> 00:00:24.140 I got nothing, (you got slippy the toad) 00:00:24.620 --> 00:00:25.140 nada, 00:00:25.140 --> 00:00:26.340 ingenting! 00:00:26.540 --> 00:00:29.220 So what do you do when all hope fails? 00:00:29.460 --> 00:00:33.340 What do you do before I was pewdiepie? 00:00:33.340 --> 00:00:35.680 Thats right selling hot dogs( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:00:35.680 --> 00:00:38.740 Alot of you have know this, some of you may have not. 00:00:38.960 --> 00:00:41.720 but before I did youtube I sold hot dogs. 00:00:41.740 --> 00:00:49.100 It is in fact my specialty it is what the best thing and only thing i know except for screaming and acting like a retard on the internet. 00:00:55.680 --> 00:00:57.580 Little windy for a grill some would say. 00:00:58.720 --> 00:01:00.140 Amatures.. 00:01:00.580 --> 00:01:01.940 I would say back. 00:01:04.140 --> 00:01:06.500 You got a grill like this you gotta have balls. 00:01:07.980 --> 00:01:08.760 ssss aaahh! 00:01:09.200 --> 00:01:11.440 No no no not the hot dog they will be contaminated! 00:01:11.440 --> 00:01:11.980 aaaaaaagh! 00:01:16.760 --> 00:01:17.720 Oh boy. 00:01:18.240 --> 00:01:19.940 Get them while they are hot. 00:01:20.060 --> 00:01:23.200 Hot dogs! hot dogs.. 00:01:23.300 --> 00:01:25.300 want a hot dog, 00:01:34.940 --> 00:01:36.940 Do you like it? 00:01:36.940 --> 00:01:40.180 It's good, its good yea? 00:01:40.180 --> 00:01:41.120 Thank you very much! 00:01:43.900 --> 00:01:45.800 Can I buy your reviews on Yelp ? 00:01:47.820 --> 00:01:48.920 That shit cold. 00:01:50.140 --> 00:01:50.980 Hotdog? 00:01:52.540 --> 00:01:53.140 Hotdog? 00:01:55.520 --> 00:01:56.120 Hotdog? 00:01:56.720 --> 00:02:00.040 HOT DOG HGOT DOG HOT DOG, DO YOU WANT A HOT DOG? 00:02:00.140 --> 00:02:01.460 Hot doog 00:02:01.460 --> 00:02:03.720 [SINGS] ohhh its a wonderfull day... 00:02:03.720 --> 00:02:05.460 to do a hot... 00:02:05.460 --> 00:02:06.540 WHAT YOU DOING! 00:02:08.340 --> 00:02:09.400 COME BACK HERE! 00:02:16.420 --> 00:02:17.320 Hot dog? 00:02:17.440 --> 00:02:18.940 Lady want a hot dawwwwg? 00:02:19.120 --> 00:02:20.400 Baby wana hot dooog? 00:02:21.180 --> 00:02:23.180 no one wants a hot dawwwwg? [LAUGHS] 00:02:23.180 --> 00:02:25.060 fresh hotdawwwgs, 00:02:25.560 --> 00:02:27.260 Hot dog man? You lookin' hungry.. 00:02:28.360 --> 00:02:28.920 Dinner time.. 00:02:29.360 --> 00:02:33.080 I feel really bad that no one is buying Felix's putrid hot dogs, 00:02:33.120 --> 00:02:35.920 So i gonna humor him and gonna buy a hot dog.. 00:02:37.060 --> 00:02:39.080 eeeeee felix, pewdiepie.. 00:02:40.620 --> 00:02:42.660 Uh... I'll buy I'll buy a hotdog. 00:02:44.420 --> 00:02:45.300 I'll buy a hotdog.. 00:02:45.300 --> 00:02:45.800 Oh... 00:02:47.400 --> 00:02:48.880 Ok you can have a hot dog. 00:02:48.880 --> 00:02:49.480 Thank you.. 00:02:50.160 --> 00:02:51.480 So how's the buisness goin'? 00:02:51.800 --> 00:02:52.540 Oh no It's... 00:02:53.720 --> 00:02:54.640 This is not a... 00:02:55.300 --> 00:02:56.400 im just doing it for fu..... 00:02:56.400 --> 00:02:57.360 is this like a full time thing now or? 00:02:57.480 --> 00:02:59.240 It's a... It's a... It's a hobby, I... 00:02:59.500 --> 00:03:00.000 Ye? Ye. 00:03:00.380 --> 00:03:01.260 Oh wait actually PJ... 00:03:01.260 --> 00:03:01.920 Ye? 00:03:01.920 --> 00:03:03.920 I have a... Uh... Since your.. 00:03:03.920 --> 00:03:05.920 a loyal costumer.. 00:03:05.920 --> 00:03:06.600 Loyal? 00:03:07.100 --> 00:03:08.800 You get my special hotdog.. 00:03:09.560 --> 00:03:14.240 [MAGICAL MUSIC] 00:03:14.240 --> 00:03:15.080 Slippy? 00:03:17.140 --> 00:03:17.720 It's alive... 00:03:18.100 --> 00:03:19.440 Poisonous toad that's alive.. 00:03:21.340 --> 00:03:23.860 Can i borrow your po.. Your poisonous glands? 00:03:27.040 --> 00:03:28.400 Is this sexual harassment? 00:03:28.780 --> 00:03:30.180 And I put it back where it belongs, 00:03:32.620 --> 00:03:33.560 For da vip's. 00:03:33.560 --> 00:03:37.360 [MAGICAL MUSIC] 00:03:38.360 --> 00:03:39.200 Here you go PJ. 00:03:39.200 --> 00:03:39.880 Hey thanks man... 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:42.000 Wow, you really did it with the ketchup too. 00:03:42.680 --> 00:03:44.720 Ketchup there, Thanks man, I appreciate appreciate. 00:03:44.720 --> 00:03:45.460 wwwait... 00:03:45.500 --> 00:03:46.800 Can you leave a good review? 00:03:46.900 --> 00:03:47.700 Uh... Yes. 00:03:48.060 --> 00:03:49.180 Best review alright... 00:03:50.140 --> 00:03:50.900 Thank you... 00:03:50.900 --> 00:03:51.900 Good luck! Enjoy! 00:03:52.920 --> 00:04:05.140 [MUSIC] 00:04:05.500 --> 00:04:06.280 Hot dawg?? 00:04:08.320 --> 00:04:10.380 Does anyone want a hotdog? 00:04:11.760 --> 00:04:12.760 Thank you very much! 00:04:13.060 --> 00:04:13.960 Your a VIP now. 00:04:13.960 --> 00:04:15.940 I have to sell my most prized possession, 00:04:16.140 --> 00:04:17.620 My... My golden plaque. 00:04:24.380 --> 00:04:25.160 Is anyone on the bus? 00:04:25.420 --> 00:04:28.880 This is a real golden plaque, It's my last.. version. 00:04:30.860 --> 00:04:33.340 It's yours for... A pound. 00:04:33.340 --> 00:04:35.340 I'll buy it. Okay cool! Great! 00:04:35.680 --> 00:04:37.760 Thank you! I'll give you £5. 00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:38.880 Thank you very much! 00:04:38.880 --> 00:04:40.320 Anytime mate... Appreciate it. 00:04:40.320 --> 00:04:41.200 It's yours. [TAP] 00:04:41.200 --> 00:04:42.080 Thank you very much! [REPEAT] 00:04:42.080 --> 00:04:43.360 Thanks Felix! 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:44.760 Have a good one. 00:04:45.820 --> 00:04:46.900 I got 5 pounds. 00:04:48.620 --> 00:04:51.080 It's a new bill too, I really like this. This is great! 00:04:51.280 --> 00:04:55.780 His f****** going... [LAUGHS] He actually bought it. 00:04:56.060 --> 00:04:57.440 I don't know he keep walking 00:04:59.620 --> 00:05:00.540 Bag. [LAUGH CONTINUES] 00:05:00.680 --> 00:05:20.160 [ENDING MUSIC]