WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: hr 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.000 Možda ste čuli novosti... 00:00:02.980 --> 00:00:03.940 Tako je! 00:00:05.260 --> 00:00:06.080 Bankrotirao sam! 00:00:07.180 --> 00:00:09.460 Ali zahvaljujući mnogim donatorima na Patreonu 00:00:09.900 --> 00:00:13.080 uspjeli smo prikupiti 4,000 dolara. 00:00:13.920 --> 00:00:14.640 da pomognemo... 00:00:14.980 --> 00:00:15.740 meni! 00:00:16.040 --> 00:00:17.560 I ako zbog legalnih razloga... 00:00:18.340 --> 00:00:19.940 nisam mogao zadržati ništa od toga novca... 00:00:20.320 --> 00:00:22.800 što znači, da sam nazad na nuli. 00:00:23.340 --> 00:00:24.140 Nemam ništa... 00:00:24.620 --> 00:00:25.140 nešto na švedskom, 00:00:25.140 --> 00:00:26.340 opet nešto! 00:00:26.340 --> 00:00:29.020 Pa što učiniti kad sva nada propadne? 00:00:29.340 --> 00:00:30.460 Što sam radio... 00:00:30.680 --> 00:00:33.340 prije nego što sam bio PewDiePie? 00:00:33.340 --> 00:00:35.680 Tako je, prodavao sam hot dogove. 00:00:35.680 --> 00:00:38.960 Puno vas je ovo znalo, ali neki nisu, 00:00:38.960 --> 00:00:41.720 ali prije YouTube-a sam prodavao hot dogove. 00:00:41.740 --> 00:00:49.100 Zapravo - to je moja specijalnost. To je najbolja i jedina stvar što znam osim vrištanja i ponašanja kao retar na internetu. 00:00:49.100 --> 00:00:55.160 (funky muzika) 00:00:55.160 --> 00:00:56.720 (trese njegovu metalnu vrećicu) 00:00:56.720 --> 00:00:58.300 Malo vjetrovito za roštilj neki bi rekli. 00:00:58.300 --> 00:00:59.160 (nastavlja tresti vreću) 00:00:59.160 --> 00:01:00.580 Amateri! 00:01:00.580 --> 00:01:02.580 Ja bih držao distancu. 00:01:02.580 --> 00:01:06.500 Ako ćeš roštiljati ovako, moraš imati muda. 00:01:07.900 --> 00:01:09.880 Ssss... aaahh! 00:01:09.880 --> 00:01:11.820 Ne, ne, ne hot dogovi, oni bi bili zagađeni! (aaargh) 00:01:11.820 --> 00:01:13.820 00:01:15.720 --> 00:01:17.720 O čovječe. 00:01:18.240 --> 00:01:21.160 Kupite ih dok su vrući! 00:01:21.200 --> 00:01:23.200 Hot dooooooooooooogovi! 00:01:24.040 --> 00:01:26.040 Hoćeš hot dog? 00:01:26.040 --> 00:01:34.940 (opet funky muzika) 00:01:34.940 --> 00:01:36.940 Sviđa li ti se? 00:01:36.940 --> 00:01:41.680 Je li dobar? Dobar je, da? Hvala puno! 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:44.440 (opet opet opet funky muzika) 00:01:44.440 --> 00:01:46.880 (švedski) 00:01:48.640 --> 00:01:49.740 Ovo sran*e je hladno! 00:01:50.140 --> 00:01:52.140 Hot dog? 00:01:52.540 --> 00:01:54.780 Hot dog? - Hvala. 00:01:55.520 --> 00:01:56.940 (trese trese trese) 00:01:57.240 --> 00:02:00.040 Hot dog! Hot dog! Hot dog! Želiš li hot dog? 00:02:00.140 --> 00:02:01.720 Hot dog! 00:02:01.720 --> 00:02:03.720 Ooooh, prelijep je dan! 00:02:03.720 --> 00:02:05.460 Da uzmeš Hot Dog... 00:02:05.460 --> 00:02:08.340 ŠTO RADIŠ!? 00:02:08.340 --> 00:02:10.340 Vraćaj se ovamo! 00:02:16.420 --> 00:02:17.500 Hot dog? 00:02:17.500 --> 00:02:19.320 Gospođo, želite li hot dog? 00:02:19.320 --> 00:02:21.180 Bebo želiš li hot dog? 00:02:21.180 --> 00:02:23.180 Nitko ne želi hot dooooooog? 00:02:23.180 --> 00:02:25.560 Svježi hot dooooogovi! 00:02:25.560 --> 00:02:28.300 Želiš li hot dog? Izgledaš gladno. Vrijeme je večere. 00:02:29.360 --> 00:02:33.800 Osjećam se zaista loše zato što nitko ne kupuje Pewdsove Hot Dogove. 00:02:33.800 --> 00:02:36.600 Pa, imam novčić i kupit ću hot dog. 00:02:37.500 --> 00:02:43.780 Ej-ej Felix, PewDiePie... Uh... Kupit ću hot dog. 00:02:46.880 --> 00:02:48.880 Kupit ću hot dog... Imam novca, kupit ću hot dog. - Okej, može hot dog za tebe. 00:02:48.880 --> 00:02:49.480 Hvala ti. 00:02:49.480 --> 00:02:51.480 Pa, kako posao ide? 00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:54.240 Umm... ne... Ovo... Ovo je... Nije.. 00:02:55.700 --> 00:02:57.700 Ovo samo radim jer.. 00:02:57.700 --> 00:02:59.080 Jeli ovo radiš punovremeno ili? 00:02:59.080 --> 00:03:01.080 Ovo je... ovo je hobi. 00:03:01.960 --> 00:03:06.920 Oh, zapravo - PJ. Imam za tebe... pošto si odan kupac. 00:03:07.100 --> 00:03:09.560 Ti dobivaš moj specijalni hot dog. - Okej. 00:03:09.560 --> 00:03:14.240 (magična muzika) 00:03:14.240 --> 00:03:16.240 Slippy? 00:03:16.240 --> 00:03:18.240 Evo ga. Živ je. 00:03:18.240 --> 00:03:20.300 On je živa otrovna žaba krastača. 00:03:21.340 --> 00:03:27.920 Mogu li posuditi tvoje otrovne žlijezde? 00:03:27.920 --> 00:03:29.920 Je li ovo seksualno uznemiravanje? 00:03:29.920 --> 00:03:31.920 I vratim je gdje i pripada... 00:03:31.920 --> 00:03:33.920 Za VVO-ove. (Vrlo Važne Osobe) 00:03:33.920 --> 00:03:38.260 (magična muzika opet) 00:03:38.360 --> 00:03:40.360 Evo ga PJ. 00:03:40.360 --> 00:03:42.360 Hvala čovječe, wow, stvarno nisi štedio sa kečapom. 00:03:43.340 --> 00:03:46.260 Hvala, zaista cjenim to. 00:03:46.260 --> 00:03:47.920 Sačekaj... 00:03:47.920 --> 00:03:49.920 Možeš li ostaviti dobar review? 00:03:49.920 --> 00:03:51.500 Najbolji. Okej, hvala ti. 00:03:51.500 --> 00:03:53.500 Sretno. - Uživaj. 00:03:53.500 --> 00:04:05.280 (disko muzika) 00:04:05.280 --> 00:04:06.380 Hot dog? 00:04:08.320 --> 00:04:11.080 Želi li tko hot dog? 00:04:11.760 --> 00:04:13.280 Hvala ti puno! 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:15.280 Sada si VVO! 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:17.200 Moram prodati svoju najcijenjeniju stvar. 00:04:17.200 --> 00:04:18.680 Moj zlatni plak. 00:04:24.240 --> 00:04:26.040 Želiš ga? Itko u busu? 00:04:26.040 --> 00:04:30.860 Ovo je stvarni zlatni plak. To je moja zadnja verzija! 00:04:30.860 --> 00:04:33.340 Ovo je tvoje za funtu. 00:04:33.340 --> 00:04:35.340 Kupit ću. - Okej, kul. 00:04:35.340 --> 00:04:39.840 Hvala. - Platit ću 5 funti. 00:04:39.840 --> 00:04:42.080 Hvaka ti puno, cijenim to. Tvoj je. 00:04:42.080 --> 00:04:43.360 Hvala ti puno. 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:45.360 Hvala Felix! - Uživaj! 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:49.280 Imam 5 funti! 00:04:49.280 --> 00:04:51.280 Oh I nova je novčanica, stvarno mi se sviđaju takve. Ovo je savršeno. 00:04:51.280 --> 00:04:55.780 On stvarno odlazi! Stvarno ga je kupio! xD 00:04:55.780 --> 00:04:57.780 Ne znam... On nastavlja hodati... 00:04:59.620 --> 00:05:00.540 Torba... 00:05:00.680 --> 00:05:20.160 (glazba) 00:05:20.160 --> 00:05:22.160